I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

I know how to get Willie back, but I'm going to need your help elx, YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. I know how you can get your precious willie back. Just cooperate and everything will be back to normal.

Chojin

Jan 13th, 2012 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753746)

You know how Isaac Hayes got all pissed and quit when South Park made fun of scientology?

It's like that, except with ponies

:lol

kahljorn

Jan 13th, 2012 06:08 PM

SOMEBODY CALL THE CYBEr POLIce We GOT SOMEBODY THREATENING A GOVERNMENT AGENCY HERE.

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"This isn't the bathroom at a Chevron station, all right!? We don't have anyone who comes in to clean our toilet! I'm not interested in cleaning up after you, and [his wife] damn sure isn't either! I've told you about this before, and now I'm getting angry!"

reminds me of that part in breakfast of champions when the goingcrazyguy gets all crazy and berates people because they are wearing hawaiian shirts on hawaiian day.

oh man i was somehow on the last page and didn't realize it :(

Esuohlim

Jan 13th, 2012 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 753737)

also they withheld my package from november, into january, for no reason other than holiday rush- and they couldn't "find" it. Isn't it like a felony to threaten a government agency? because i'm going to set those shitheads on fire.

Is this the one with the turtle?

Aaarg

Jan 13th, 2012 09:52 PM

today i almost bought a carl sagan book from a thrift store but it had mold on it

like mold that you could scrape off

kahljorn

Jan 13th, 2012 09:56 PM

carl sagan is like the carlos mencia of the scientific community

wth is with carls

Aaarg

Jan 13th, 2012 10:50 PM

Esuohlim

Jan 13th, 2012 11:31 PM

Aaarg

Jan 13th, 2012 11:33 PM

Esuohlim

Jan 13th, 2012 11:43 PM

Sam	Jan 14th, 2012 12:12 AM

OUR AVATARS LOOK THE SAME.

Sam	Jan 14th, 2012 12:14 AM

SOMEONE PLEASE AMALGAMATE MY AVATAR AND MULEHORSE'S AVATAR TOGETHER PLEASE.

elx	Jan 14th, 2012 01:21 AM

is the weather this bipolar in the rest of the country?

elx	Jan 14th, 2012 01:21 AM

also i just texted thrasho and he responded so clearly he is not dead

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jan 14th, 2012 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 753714)

Counting him, his wife, and me, there are three people working at the company.

He's normally fairly even-tempered, if a bit asperger-y. He does have a big problem with organization and procrastination, but that's what I'm here for.

I was a little worried after the chew out session that he might decide to can my ass the next time a mote of dust threatens to sully his toilet, but I don't think it's that likely. And if he does, well, I've got a key to the building, I know the alarm codes, and I'm really the only one who knows what components we have, and how many we have.

In the meantime, I'll be content to share stories of his weird priorities with my internet buddiez. :D

You should smear birthday cake all over the place.

Aaarg

Jan 14th, 2012 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 753789)

is the weather this bipolar in the rest of the country?

i was going to say yes but you and i are in the same part of the country

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jan 14th, 2012 06:43 PM

The weather is so bad near rochester, ny twelve different kids caught terettes.

kahljorn

Jan 14th, 2012 06:46 PM

maybe you were talking to a ghost writer, elx ;O

kahljorn

Jan 14th, 2012 06:47 PM

the weather is so bad here right now i have to wear a light jacket ;/

the other day i had to wear a light jacket AND socks

these weather changes are out of control

Tadao

Jan 14th, 2012 06:54 PM

Tell me about it. I almost had to cancel a park picnic tomorrow.

Fathom Zero

Jan 14th, 2012 07:10 PM

elx are you and thrasho going to have retarded children together

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