I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[13:18] xbxMCj: Well, I was wondering what's been happening with you.
[13:18] xbxMCj: Anything interesting happen recently?
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: Haha, that is funny.
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: That is funny because by asking me if anything interesting has happened to me recently, you ae quite clearly showing you have no idea who I am. :lol
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: :'(
[13:20] xbxMCj: You are pub lover.

Way to kick a guy when he's down. :(

xbxDaniel

Aug 26th, 2006 09:04 PM

Hey, don't blame yourself kiddo, that's what parents are for.

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X

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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

My dad was a Navy Seal for 20 years and my whole life everyone and their mom has been like "omg so you're going to be one too right?" so thats probably partly why I feel an urge to do it.

I am conflicted inside :/.

Choosing a career purely on the basis that your father did it and its expected of you is hardly a wise thing to do.

Jesus: Seriously, just because I'm the son of God you guys all expect me to be performing miracles and shit, well FUCK YOU AND YOUR SODDING MIRACLES!
Mary: Joseph, What did I say? All I asked was for him to lay the table!

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 09:20 PM

:fartinmowler

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 09:27 PM

What with being a full on crazy Anglican Xian I actually think about what Jesus would do.

And what with being a jerk I usually decide that he'd rush to the nearest temple and give it a good trashing, which I would shout out from the back of the congregation until I'm asked to wait outside until the end of the service.

I'm not kidding. :(

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 09:30 PM

HAHAHA, I WAS KIDDING! HOW CAN I GO TO CHURCH IF I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE? :eek

Right, Chijin? >:

xbxDaniel

Aug 26th, 2006 09:30 PM

Heh, I've got nothing.

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

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Originally Posted by soundtest

at the risk of getting banned doopa is a total fox

Totally! :love

A TOTAL FOX! :wank

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by xbxDaniel

Heh, I've got nothing.

Me too, but that doesn't stop me posting stupid and annoying bullshit for pages. :(

Right, Marc Summers? >:

:selfpity :lol

xbxDaniel

Aug 26th, 2006 09:38 PM

Self-depracation is an amazing tool.

Laugh at those who cry by themselves!

Guitar Woman

Aug 26th, 2006 10:26 PM

TranceSapphire: how can a book be scary :rolleyes
xbxMCj: Well, I find Salem's Lot by Stephen King to be rather creepy.
xbxMCj: The description of the actions become vivid in my mind.
xbxMCj: The deception used by others, the dramatic irony in being aware of the situation while the characters dally along, nary the wiser to the grand scheme.
TranceSapphire: fag

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 10:39 PM

Frankly GW, in that :blah you look the idiot. :blah

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 10:40 PM

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Frankly GW, in that :blah you look the idiot. :blah

HEY GUYS, I JUST GOT MY INTERNET EXAM RESULTS, AND IT TURNED I FAILED, SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP USING IT UNTIL I RETAKE THE EXAM. :(

Chojin

Aug 26th, 2006 10:48 PM

Pub's sense of humor is invalid.

Popn VS Internet: i hope you've already learned how to pull your pants up around your chest
Popn VS Internet: it's important
Popn VS Internet: it's how the modern lesbian transmits her homing signal
trancesapphire: lol

Pub Lover

Aug 26th, 2006 10:51 PM

HOORAY!

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