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MLE Jan 29th, 2008 05:48 PM

:hampsterdance

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2008 05:54 PM

That cat's being groped.

MetalMilitia Jan 29th, 2008 05:55 PM


Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2008 05:58 PM

:lol

Tadao Jan 29th, 2008 06:03 PM

He needs to be posted in his thread.

arg_zombies Jan 29th, 2008 06:03 PM

Oh, it makes me chuckle

Emu Jan 29th, 2008 06:04 PM

I can still see the hands :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Jan 29th, 2008 06:05 PM

No you can't it's an optical illusion.

Chojin Jan 29th, 2008 06:05 PM

So ArrowX is going around trying to get someone to give him my AIM name. Here is my reply.



http://www2.telus.com/cgi-ebs/jsp/homepage.jsp

Come back again and I'll have a chat with your ISP. I doubt they'd kick you off immediately or anything, but I'm sure your parents/roomie's parents/landlord/kindergarten cop would be thrilled.

Pass it on, prz.

Dr. Boogie Jan 29th, 2008 06:06 PM

Why does he want your AIM name?

And what does that graph show?

Emu Jan 29th, 2008 06:08 PM

I thought he was in Illinois.

Chojin Jan 29th, 2008 06:08 PM

It shows either his ISP or his ISP's provider, as well as general geographic location and a few hops back.

And from what I gather, he wants my aim so he can tell me DIRECTLY what a jerk I am. With letters.

Dr. Boogie Jan 29th, 2008 06:09 PM

Hey yeah, that's right. I remember him dissing his hometown, and I was worried that he lived near me.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 06:09 PM



My widescreen monitor can fit two more dancing cats than my square monitor. :eek

Sam Jan 29th, 2008 06:09 PM

He wants to tell Chojin what a doodie-head he is for HAVING AN INSANE UNJUSTIFIABLE GRUDGE AGAINST HIM.

Emu Jan 29th, 2008 06:09 PM

Isn't he the one who made a thread bitching about how gay these boards are now?

I mean, one of the ones.

MLE Jan 29th, 2008 06:10 PM

yes, he is. also he posted porn under rongi's account

Emu Jan 29th, 2008 06:12 PM

so wait, that was him and not rongi?

Chojin Jan 29th, 2008 06:12 PM

He's definitely a Canadian. Terra kept making queer moose jokes, remember?

And the EPIC SAGA is that it was actually Mockery who banned him over one of his sob story threads, then he circumvented the ban a few times and I IP banned him. Then, Rongi got sad and gave out his own password and ArrowX took it upon himself to spam Dilbert porn everywhere. Rongi got banned and I just today got around to banning the offending IP and suddenly a portly child in Canada is outraged.


Tadao Jan 29th, 2008 06:38 PM

Chojin is above Page breaks.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 06:41 PM

He always has been. ;(

Chojin Jan 29th, 2008 06:41 PM

am not

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 06:50 PM

Golly! :eek

Chojin Jan 29th, 2008 06:52 PM

i'll even make an emoticon for our honored chat room moderator!

:pagebrak

Tadao Jan 29th, 2008 06:58 PM

Biggest one yet as well

Chojin Jan 29th, 2008 07:03 PM

I should write something in the rules about using the page brak outside of the chat room thread being a capital offense.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2008 07:10 PM

Can't even do it in the cowboy thread?

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2008 07:10 PM

We had a goddamn hot model pose for us in class today



I know I'm supposed to be all detached and artistic, but there's a limit.

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2008 07:10 PM

I know that has nothing to do with anything, but I am not a criminal

Tadao Jan 29th, 2008 07:11 PM

paint stools don't hide boners very well.

Sethomas Jan 29th, 2008 07:13 PM

Guys, the "made up words" thread made me feel like more of a fag than when I honored Pub's request to translate "The pants I'm wearing are blue" into Latin.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 528617)
I should write something in the rules about using the page brak outside of the chat room thread being a capital offense.

Can it be added to a censor list for all but this thread?

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 528622)
Guys, the "made up words" thread made me feel like more of a fag than when I honored Pub's request to translate "The pants I'm wearing are blue" into Latin.

Why am I somehow involved in all of your faggiest moments?

Sethomas Jan 29th, 2008 07:27 PM

Res ipsa loquitur, right?

Zomboid Jan 29th, 2008 07:42 PM

Why is he so obsessed with this place? I took him off of my xbox live friends list because one time when sam and I went into a halo 3 game with him he was talking about i-mockery still. Then he had his sub-title thing as "most assuredly not arrowx" like it was some kind of hilarious joke.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 528628)
Res ipsa loquitur, right?



I have not before had such problems deciding between pictures for a SHP. Infact finding pictures of Seth that didn't lend themselves to SHP would be an impressive feat.

Sethomas Jan 29th, 2008 07:58 PM

Jesus Christ, that picture is from Spring 2004 judging from context clues.

And it's not on my hard drive, which leads me to suspect that I just happened to look at the camera when Pub was stalking me.

Speaking of which, I think the best candid webcam moment I've had (that has been brought to my attention, I should say) was this one captured by a friend when I yawned:

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 08:05 PM

The time stamp was 00:55:49 Wed 12 May 04

I think you used it in your blog, judging from it's original filename. I say as if that makes it any less of a stalking incident.

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2008 08:29 PM

I had to walk 6 miles home today

in a small blizzard

of half-snow half-rain

it was a lot of fun

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2008 08:30 PM

holy shit is that some new emoticon

:pagebrak

You need to implement a vibrating pager too, that was the whole joke ;(

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 08:38 PM

[PAGES OF PUB POSTING ALTERNATING BRAKS]

MLE Jan 29th, 2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 528619)
We had a goddamn hot model pose for us in class today



I know I'm supposed to be all detached and artistic, but there's a limit.

exCUSE me, this belongs in ART CHAT ;<

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 08:53 PM

Does Art Chat have the CRIME rule?

MLE Jan 29th, 2008 08:54 PM

The only crimes in there are to make fun of someone through their art or post something that isn't theirs and say it is.

EDIT: :posh that was too uptight not to add this emoticon, sorry.

EDIT AGAIN: OH FUCK PAGE BRAK
:pagebrak

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2008 08:55 PM

Speaking of which I must have committed like 30 crimes today.

Chojin Jan 29th, 2008 08:59 PM

emoticon update victory

you might have to reload

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2008 09:01 PM

Goddamnit, I kept TELLING you guys

RONGI DIDN'T POST THAT PORN IT WAS ARROWX COME ON HE TOLD ME HIMSELF JESUS

haha w/e you crazy guy

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2008 09:02 PM

I want you all to know that I fucking called it

Chojin Jan 29th, 2008 09:02 PM

I would have banned him anyway for giving out his password.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528642)
[PAGES OF PUB POSTING ALTERNATING BRAKS]

It is so tempting. ;(

How far could I get? :hypno

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2008 09:04 PM

:pagebrak

:barnstar

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2008 09:15 PM

the level of offensive content in loveline makes me wonder if I was right to vote for it back

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2008 09:53 PM


Grislygus Jan 29th, 2008 09:57 PM

I'm gonna go crime me a river

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 09:58 PM

CRIME be a lady tonight. :(

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2008 10:03 PM

Crima-nitly.



Wait, how do you even spell that

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2008 10:04 PM

Crime-a-nitly

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2008 10:06 PM

Crime-A-knitt-Lee

Tadao Jan 29th, 2008 10:10 PM

crimediggity

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2008 10:11 PM

Leave Dig Dug out of this, you son of a bitch.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 10:12 PM

That's no moon. It's a CRIME station. :eek

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2008 10:20 PM

Crime flies when you're having fun.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2008 10:31 PM

I've had the crime of my life

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2008 10:52 PM


MLE Jan 29th, 2008 11:24 PM

That really didn't need to be posted again ;<

WhiteRat Jan 30th, 2008 12:45 AM

It's too early to be making Bill Cosby jokes you insensitive prick! The smoke hasn't yet cleared!

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2008 01:15 AM

DUUUUDDES

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2008 01:55 AM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2008 01:56 AM

GOD DAMNIT

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 02:58 AM

:(

saizo_ogasawara Jan 30th, 2008 04:57 AM

Uh, Jose Joaquin Luis Richard Rayver Raynil Nestor Jimmy Michael Nicanor James Dingdong Nonoy Victor Bear Walken?

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 05:16 AM

Don't worry GW. If this thread eats yet another, well you'll find your page break in the middle of the page. ;(

While stalking a NZ journalist colleague, I noticed that you're not on my buddylist on MySpace. Did you unfriend me or get deleted, GW?

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2008 11:33 AM

I forced my account to commit honorable seppuku because fuck myspace

I'd do it with facebook but emily wouldn't leave me alone until I put it back up >:

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2008 11:33 AM

Man, as soon as I turned off my Wolfmother CD last night I started having dreams that were like Spongebob on a horrifying acid trip :(

Dr. Boogie Jan 30th, 2008 12:30 PM

Bear Grylls

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 01:18 PM

God Bless America

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 01:22 PM

USA USA USA!

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2008 01:23 PM

are you guys gonna spam the Dianetics hotline with Rick Astley today?

I am!

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 01:24 PM

We seriously need it here Pub! Quit hogging all of gods blessing!

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 01:32 PM

You'd think you'd have more blessings from God considering his son being American.

GW, I think I've mentioned my stance on CRIMES.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 01:37 PM

Just because Bowie said so only makes it half real.

GW I'm just gonna watch on the side lines. Some people already want to talk to me about previous "things".

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 01:50 PM

I get all my history from Bowie songs.

Things = Cock Grabs. Oh, Tadao. :orgasm

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 02:06 PM

Because of "cock grabs" I have thought about going to Mexico. But I never had a maid or a gardner so I don't speak the language enough to not get killed. And I don't want to live if fucking TJ.

Pub, have you seen the move "The Last Dragon"? I wouldn't recomend it now... it's too late to be funny.

Grislygus Jan 30th, 2008 02:50 PM

I LIKE THE NEW COLONEL FLAGG GUY BECAUSE HE IS COLONEL FLAGG

UNLESS HE TURNS OUT TO BE GAY AND STUPID AT WHICH POINT I WILL REFER TO HIM AS COLONEL FLAGGOT

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 02:58 PM

My friend sadi he's going to vote for Obama all the way in hopes to see him shot as President.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 02:59 PM

Tadao, Is that the movie from Pentagurn's avatar?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 528762)
Yeah, there should be at least a few games you cherish above all others.

You know, the ones you'd save in a fire.

I cherish nothing enough to bother saving it from a fire. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 528576)


RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2008 03:02 PM

Hay guys

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 03:07 PM

Oh,wow! How have you been, RaNkeri? :)

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 03:10 PM

[quote=Pub Lover;528790]Tadao, Is that the movie from Pentagurn's avatar?

Yep, the main character is a black guy named Bruce Leroy.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 528789)
My friend said he's going to vote for Obama all the way in hopes to see him shot as President.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 528796)
Yep, the main character is a black guy named Bruce Leroy.


RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2008 03:27 PM


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 03:28 PM

Hey America! Jeremy Beadle just died! :eek

Neen Jan 30th, 2008 03:31 PM

Fat cat dance!

:)

:hypno

:orgasm

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528803)
Hey America! Jeremy Beadle just died! :eek



He died a long time ago as far as I'm concerned.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 03:34 PM

HOW ARE YOU DOING, RANKERI? >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528798)

This was code for: I think more people want to see Hilary Clinton shot. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528798)

This was code for: No, I haven't seen that movie.


I think my code was pretty good. :)

I should sell the cyphers to the Russians. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 03:38 PM


MLE Jan 30th, 2008 03:41 PM

excuse me, that's just a brak, not a page brak. :posh

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 528810)
excuse me, that's just a brak, not a page brak. :posh

IS THAT SO? >:

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528807)
HOW ARE YOU DOING, RANKERI? >:


Doin' great, havin' fun busy with studies.

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2008 03:57 PM

And for the ladies out there, I'm still single ;)

Spoilers!


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