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Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 08:03 PM

I played Madeline's European Adventures and it kicked righteous ass.

The first thing they teach you in school is don't dare diagnose anyone unless your prof asks you to, or your resident, or whoever you're supposed to be looking up to at the moment. Ideally, don't diagnose anyone till you're board-certified with a paid-up malpractice policy.

I did a lot of in-my-head diagnosing, though, and had a pretty good accuracy rate.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:03 PM

BTW it is fucking hot today in Southern California.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 585707)
The first thing they teach you in school is don't dare diagnose anyone unless your prof asks you to, or your resident, or whoever you're supposed to be looking up to at the moment. Ideally, don't diagnose anyone till you're board-certified with a paid-up malpractice policy.

I did a lot of in-my-head diagnosing, though, and had a pretty good accuracy rate.

You're like a female House. A Homemaker.

: fuckingZING

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:06 PM

TADAO
SMASH

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 08:08 PM

I'm a shitty homemaker. I have a half-doctor brain and a half-artist brain and my disability renders me fucking useless. I wander off and leave a lot undone.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:11 PM

YEAH, WELL MY LIFE IS WORSE THAN YOURS! :grumble

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 08:18 PM

there are a lot of people with worse lives than mine.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:19 PM

I'm in self loathing mode. Good thing I'm not a cutter. Bad thing I'm a jerk.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:20 PM

You're right Pub, let's just trade passwords and get this over with.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585693)
Dame : something about you screams "Crazy stalker ex-girlfriend"

Embrace it and own it, don't be like these other fags and try to change who you are.

DevilWearsPrada and pac-man for example.

kahljorn Oct 7th, 2008 08:44 PM

ugh its been so hot in southern california recently ihate it and its wonderful in the mornings and kind of nice at night but for some reason the day time is horrendously hot.

Sam Oct 7th, 2008 08:45 PM

IT IS FINE ALL DAY IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. :rolleyes

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:45 PM

Hey! you live by me! :sex

MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 08:45 PM

It's really hot here in England too.


j/k

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:47 PM

The door handle on my sliding glass door is too hot to hold onto on the inside of the house.

MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 08:51 PM

Did someone put something hot on the other side to deter wet-bandits?

MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 08:52 PM

The acid test is to walk up your stairs and test for swinging paint cans.

MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 08:57 PM

Happy birthday Yukikio.

kahljorn Oct 7th, 2008 09:01 PM

its been very hot during the day in southern california.

Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585706)
fucking Canadians

Wobby is Canadian? I thought he was from Mexico. :x

kahljorn Oct 7th, 2008 09:02 PM

anybody noticed how hot it is in southern californoa lately wooowweeeee

kahljorn Oct 7th, 2008 09:03 PM

anybody noticed how hot it is in southern californoa lately WOOOWWEEEEE

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 09:03 PM

In nobody cares news, the headache is much better except when I sneeze it feels like my left eyeball is going to explode.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:03 PM

I thought wobby was Uk, until I detectively found out he was Canadian :x

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 585746)
In nobody cares news, the headache is much better except when I sneeze it feels like my left eyeball is going to explode.

Maybe you have my disease :(

MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 09:05 PM

As a physician I suspect you have a problem with your sinus. :posh

Asila Oct 7th, 2008 09:11 PM

It's not hot at all here, you people live in crazy land where it's not cool in October.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:13 PM

Take two GHB and put this in your mouth.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:16 PM

I recommended a Dr emoticon for this site.


Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:19 PM

or something fancy


Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 585714)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585505)

At first I thought Slutty Little Red Riding Hood had a big basket full of cocks. :(

They certainly look cream filled. :yum

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:23 PM

I bet she crushes bugs in those heels. Hawt!

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:27 PM

My hate is eternal :(

MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 09:30 PM

Talking of something unrelated I just noticed that populationpaste is no longer on-line. That side was disgustingly hilarious.

ADDED: My mistake it still is. Though it hasn't been updated in ages.

Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 09:30 PM


MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 09:31 PM

If my avatar wasn't already awesome I would totally use that.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:32 PM

Yes, I will use cat Dr. when giving out advice. He should be an emoticon though :(

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:32 PM

He needs a name

MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 09:34 PM

Meowse MD

Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 09:35 PM

GOOGLE SAYS THAT SITE IS ABOUT PORN, AND THAT YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERTCAT, METALMILITIA :eek

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 585786)
Meowse MD

2ndeded

MetalMilitia Oct 7th, 2008 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 585788)
GOOGLE SAYS THAT SITE IS ABOUT PORN, AND THAT YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERTCAT, METALMILITIA :eek

I'd class it as adult humour with a hint of shitting dick nipples.

Asila Oct 7th, 2008 10:26 PM

I would think that shitting dick nipples, like cumin, overpowers anything around it

Neen Oct 7th, 2008 10:43 PM

That HABBO ad is following me around. I fucking hate it.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 10:51 PM

remember our salaries are paid by ads like this dont forget to check your mailbox every week haha not you newb i was not talking to you

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 11:17 PM

Why don't you-all just rename the "NEW USERS" thread to "LET THE NOOBS PROVIDE MATERIAL FOR THEIR OWN INTERNET WEDGIES
" and be done with it?

Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 11:20 PM

Because the new name for this thread under that scheme would be hurtful. :(

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 11:22 PM

I can think up lots of names for this thread under that scheme. Hurtful to whom?

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 11:28 PM

I can't believe people don't read two comments back before they post there. They deserve it for being so naive.

Shyandquietguy Oct 7th, 2008 11:42 PM

I have somieone next to me who is hiding his face with a hoodie and sitting real close to the desk as if he were hiding a boner.

I want to touch him.

Neen Oct 7th, 2008 11:48 PM

Was he watching you type that? I bet he was. I bet he is breathing hard, too.

Take him out back, you know you want to.

Shyandquietguy Oct 8th, 2008 12:25 AM

I don't want him. I want stoffhimel. I want to touch him.

Asila Oct 8th, 2008 02:44 AM

you people all suck, especially when I'm wide awake and you're sleeping.

WAKE UP YOU MISERABLE GITS

Seven Force Oct 8th, 2008 05:10 AM

whats new here?

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 05:13 AM

My join date is older than yours. That's what's new. How ya doin'?

ElPila666 Oct 8th, 2008 05:15 AM

Asila if you need an argentinian boyfriernd remember i'm available, i mean it, i could even steal a plain if i got to :orgasm

Seven Force Oct 8th, 2008 05:32 AM

doin' fine

Yukiko Oct 8th, 2008 05:33 AM

Got my Bday message! Thank you!

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 8th, 2008 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585693)
Dame : something about you screams "Crazy stalker ex-girlfriend"

and how do you figure that? i don't stalk, waste of time.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 8th, 2008 10:03 AM

Happy Birthday Yukiko. The day is probably half way over now for you huh?

wobzire Oct 8th, 2008 10:06 AM

Maybe you just haven't found anyone worth stalking.

Trats12 Oct 8th, 2008 01:03 PM

Whats up people!

Kitsa Oct 8th, 2008 01:17 PM

Shit, I can hear knuckles cracking as we speak.

Esuohlim Oct 8th, 2008 01:28 PM

hi im new here is this the chat room thread??? wats up every1 lol

Esuohlim Oct 8th, 2008 01:28 PM

i like it hear i think i'll stick around :rock

Sam Oct 8th, 2008 01:33 PM

hey guise i like stuf and if you dont like it or ytou dont like me hanging around guess what i got two wordss for you :fu yeah haha :fu


:fu

Kitsa Oct 8th, 2008 01:39 PM

Milhouse, in a weird way you kind of look like your avatar, but I don't know why or how.

Esuohlim Oct 8th, 2008 01:40 PM

f*** off dude this is my turf now

:boot

Seven Force Oct 8th, 2008 03:06 PM

sup thrillhouse

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trats12 (Post 585947)
Whats up people!

Hi guy! Don't let these guys bug you. Welcome to the forums.

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 585933)
and how do you figure that? i don't stalk, waste of time.

That is exactly what she would do, show up at my door to tell me I'm wrong and try to start an argument just so that she can talk to me again.

You even have Xs in your name :x

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 03:46 PM


Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 03:47 PM


Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 03:49 PM

Dammit Yulia Tymoshenko, don't get klicked out of office. :tear

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 03:55 PM

I thought you were talking about the tv show. What did she do? Is she a Maverick?

wobzire Oct 8th, 2008 03:56 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 03:56 PM


Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585985)
I thought you were talking about the tv show. What did she do? Is she a Maverick?

She tried to limit the Ukrainian President's power and he was all "NO WAY, BITCH!" and he dissolved parliament and now she isn't Prime Minister anymore. :(

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 04:10 PM

Silly bitch. She would only be able to get away with that if she was the President.

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 04:19 PM

In that case, roll on the 2010 Ukrainian Presidential election! :eek

McCain should be dead by then too.

President Palin vs. President Tymoshenko. :orgasm

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 04:21 PM

The more I see Palin, the more I see her man chin.

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 04:23 PM

Good point.

I'll email her campaign manager to suggest more low-cut blouses.

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 04:32 PM

If they were to team up together, can can sit on their porches and make sure Russia doesn't try any funny business.

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 04:37 PM

I'm pretty sure the Russian Prime Minister wouldn't mind getting doubleteamed by them.

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 06:15 PM

Great job Pub!

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 06:24 PM

The Russian President might like it as well, but he'd have to ask PM Putin first. :(

What I'd like to see is Nicolas Sarkozy get assassinated and his wife take over as President of France. :(

Sexy ladies should rule the world! :eek

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 06:27 PM

I meant your artwork.

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 06:30 PM

Oh jesus, that was just me being stupid.

I made progressively less effort in the process to the extent that when I hit a snag uploading it I almost deleted it all.

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 06:35 PM

I idea of perspective is pretty bad. :lol

Plus I only just noticed that the license plate got nicked after the first pic. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 06:35 PM

I idea of sentance are also pretty bad. :x

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 06:38 PM

I think his front left wheel got stolen while he was sliding across the hood.

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 06:39 PM

That happened because I kept having problems with the far side front wheel.

Bricks are way easier to draw than wheels.

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 06:42 PM

He is really unlucky on that day.

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 06:48 PM


"President Viktor Yushchenko accused Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko of wrecking the government through her "thirst for power"." :eek

I like that he was so scared of her that he went to Italy before making the announcement. :lol

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 06:50 PM

fucking photobucket truncated the file name. :(

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 06:57 PM

Never fuck with a Joan of Ark. People will be pissed and try to kill you.

Pub Lover Oct 8th, 2008 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586033)

GOOD WROK! :lol

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! :eek

ARE YOU THE ONE THAT DELETED THE PICTURES I HAD OF YOU? >:

HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT? :(

Grislygus Oct 8th, 2008 08:05 PM

I pull off SCANNERS type shit with my brain, man, I can blow up all your files like a mannequin head in front of a shotgun

CUTTING EDGE ANIMATION TECHNOLOGY:

Guitar Woman Oct 8th, 2008 09:16 PM

SINGIN THROUGH YOU, TO ME

Guitar Woman Oct 8th, 2008 09:17 PM

THUNDERBOLTS CAUGHT EASILY


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