I played Madeline's European Adventures and it kicked righteous ass.

The first thing they teach you in school is don't dare diagnose anyone unless your prof asks you to, or your resident, or whoever you're supposed to be looking up to at the moment. Ideally, don't diagnose anyone till you're board-certified with a paid-up malpractice policy.

I did a lot of in-my-head diagnosing, though, and had a pretty good accuracy rate.

BTW it is fucking hot today in Southern California.

You're like a female House. A Homemaker.

: fuckingZING

I'm a shitty homemaker. I have a half-doctor brain and a half-artist brain and my disability renders me fucking useless. I wander off and leave a lot undone.

YEAH, WELL MY LIFE IS WORSE THAN YOURS! :grumble

there are a lot of people with worse lives than mine.

I'm in self loathing mode. Good thing I'm not a cutter. Bad thing I'm a jerk.

You're right Pub, let's just trade passwords and get this over with.

Embrace it and own it, don't be like these other fags and try to change who you are.

DevilWearsPrada and pac-man for example.

ugh its been so hot in southern california recently ihate it and its wonderful in the mornings and kind of nice at night but for some reason the day time is horrendously hot.

IT IS FINE ALL DAY IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. :rolleyes

Hey! you live by me! :sex

It's really hot here in England too.


j/k

The door handle on my sliding glass door is too hot to hold onto on the inside of the house.

Did someone put something hot on the other side to deter wet-bandits?

The acid test is to walk up your stairs and test for swinging paint cans.

Happy birthday Yukikio.

its been very hot during the day in southern california.

Wobby is Canadian? I thought he was from Mexico. :x

anybody noticed how hot it is in southern californoa lately wooowweeeee

anybody noticed how hot it is in southern californoa lately WOOOWWEEEEE

In nobody cares news, the headache is much better except when I sneeze it feels like my left eyeball is going to explode.

I thought wobby was Uk, until I detectively found out he was Canadian :x

Maybe you have my disease :(

As a physician I suspect you have a problem with your sinus. :posh

It's not hot at all here, you people live in crazy land where it's not cool in October.

Take two GHB and put this in your mouth.

I recommended a Dr emoticon for this site.

or something fancy

They certainly look cream filled. :yum

I bet she crushes bugs in those heels. Hawt!

My hate is eternal :(

Talking of something unrelated I just noticed that populationpaste is no longer on-line. That side was disgustingly hilarious.

ADDED: My mistake it still is. Though it hasn't been updated in ages.

If my avatar wasn't already awesome I would totally use that.

Yes, I will use cat Dr. when giving out advice. He should be an emoticon though :(

He needs a name

Meowse MD

GOOGLE SAYS THAT SITE IS ABOUT PORN, AND THAT YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERTCAT, METALMILITIA :eek

2ndeded

I'd class it as adult humour with a hint of shitting dick nipples.

I would think that shitting dick nipples, like cumin, overpowers anything around it

That HABBO ad is following me around. I fucking hate it.

remember our salaries are paid by ads like this dont forget to check your mailbox every week haha not you newb i was not talking to you

Why don't you-all just rename the "NEW USERS" thread to "LET THE NOOBS PROVIDE MATERIAL FOR THEIR OWN INTERNET WEDGIES
" and be done with it?

Because the new name for this thread under that scheme would be hurtful. :(

I can think up lots of names for this thread under that scheme. Hurtful to whom?

I can't believe people don't read two comments back before they post there. They deserve it for being so naive.

I have somieone next to me who is hiding his face with a hoodie and sitting real close to the desk as if he were hiding a boner.

I want to touch him.

Was he watching you type that? I bet he was. I bet he is breathing hard, too.

Take him out back, you know you want to.

I don't want him. I want stoffhimel. I want to touch him.

you people all suck, especially when I'm wide awake and you're sleeping.

WAKE UP YOU MISERABLE GITS

whats new here?

My join date is older than yours. That's what's new. How ya doin'?

Asila if you need an argentinian boyfriernd remember i'm available, i mean it, i could even steal a plain if i got to :orgasm

doin' fine

Got my Bday message! Thank you!

and how do you figure that? i don't stalk, waste of time.

Happy Birthday Yukiko. The day is probably half way over now for you huh?

Maybe you just haven't found anyone worth stalking.

Whats up people!

Shit, I can hear knuckles cracking as we speak.

hi im new here is this the chat room thread??? wats up every1 lol

i like it hear i think i'll stick around :rock

hey guise i like stuf and if you dont like it or ytou dont like me hanging around guess what i got two wordss for you :fu yeah haha :fu


:fu

Milhouse, in a weird way you kind of look like your avatar, but I don't know why or how.

f*** off dude this is my turf now

:boot

sup thrillhouse

Hi guy! Don't let these guys bug you. Welcome to the forums.

That is exactly what she would do, show up at my door to tell me I'm wrong and try to start an argument just so that she can talk to me again.

You even have Xs in your name :x

Dammit Yulia Tymoshenko, don't get klicked out of office. :tear

I thought you were talking about the tv show. What did she do? Is she a Maverick?

:pagebrak

She tried to limit the Ukrainian President's power and he was all "NO WAY, BITCH!" and he dissolved parliament and now she isn't Prime Minister anymore. :(

Silly bitch. She would only be able to get away with that if she was the President.

In that case, roll on the 2010 Ukrainian Presidential election! :eek

McCain should be dead by then too.

President Palin vs. President Tymoshenko. :orgasm

The more I see Palin, the more I see her man chin.

Good point.

I'll email her campaign manager to suggest more low-cut blouses.

If they were to team up together, can can sit on their porches and make sure Russia doesn't try any funny business.

I'm pretty sure the Russian Prime Minister wouldn't mind getting doubleteamed by them.

Great job Pub!

The Russian President might like it as well, but he'd have to ask PM Putin first. :(

What I'd like to see is Nicolas Sarkozy get assassinated and his wife take over as President of France. :(

Sexy ladies should rule the world! :eek

I meant your artwork.

Oh jesus, that was just me being stupid.

I made progressively less effort in the process to the extent that when I hit a snag uploading it I almost deleted it all.

I idea of perspective is pretty bad. :lol

Plus I only just noticed that the license plate got nicked after the first pic. :eek

I idea of sentance are also pretty bad. :x

I think his front left wheel got stolen while he was sliding across the hood.

That happened because I kept having problems with the far side front wheel.

Bricks are way easier to draw than wheels.

He is really unlucky on that day.

"President Viktor Yushchenko accused Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko of wrecking the government through her "thirst for power"." :eek

I like that he was so scared of her that he went to Italy before making the announcement. :lol

fucking photobucket truncated the file name. :(

Never fuck with a Joan of Ark. People will be pissed and try to kill you.

GOOD WROK! :lol

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! :eek

ARE YOU THE ONE THAT DELETED THE PICTURES I HAD OF YOU? >:

HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT? :(

I pull off SCANNERS type shit with my brain, man, I can blow up all your files like a mannequin head in front of a shotgun

CUTTING EDGE ANIMATION TECHNOLOGY:

SINGIN THROUGH YOU, TO ME

THUNDERBOLTS CAUGHT EASILY