I thought the joke was that it was made by Au'some industries.

Shit I keep doing that. Give me an edit button!

that was fun, too.

http://gothamist.com/2009/11/21/disa...was_beaten.php

WTG McDonald's. This is precisely why I'm afraid to take my service-dog-in-training into new places.

Dude! I hope he kicks their asses up down and sideways in court. >:

Yeah, that was handled badly.

Jeez.

rotten ronnie strikes again.

Now Steve, I hate McDonald's too, but I don't think it's Ronnie's fault. he employees who beat him need to go to jail though.

I remember him saying TIGERRR a lot more.

I am from history. ;D

:eek

lol, is he sure that it was a mcdonalds employee and not hardcore holly?

OH HI JIN

WAY TO NOT RESPOND TO ME ON FACEBOOK EVER

hahaha opps!

I use it on my iphone and sometimes i check it without replying and then forget later because there is no notification :<

I did see your pictures though!

I'm starting to go to the gym now too! I was going to join the Navy :O

man i'd never join the navy in australia, y'all have some scary fucking marine life

hahaha

I want to fight pirates and go to strange countries with names i can't pronounce and get odd diseases which are equally unpronouncable! And then bomb everything!

oh hi there

Off to work where I stab your arms with needles.

you're not stabbing me today, fucker, I don't have any appointments in Columbus.

I just got my first social security check. Feels good being a smart-ass teenager, leeching off the system.

Kitsa, make an appointment here in Grove City.

Disabled in some way? Parents dead?

does anyone know if it's safe to fully cook things today and then reheat in the oven the next day? like would a pie burn if i did that?:(

and yeah that's pretty weird, babysappyton. if it's parents dead, you're only allowed to receive it after 18 if you're still in highschool, but even then, it's supposed to go to whoever your legal guardian is. not you!

depends on the pie, but an apple or pumpkin pie can handle it. You just have to keep an eye on it.

Yes, elx. It's just an application of heat like any other, just don't burn your damn house down. It shouldn't take very long to reheat, and you wouldn't want to recook it.

I'm cooking my pumpkin pie today because I likes it cold.

This is my first thanksgiving not having to travel in a very, very long time. I'm excited that I'm finally going to be able to see the parade on TV. It's the little things.

cold pumpkin pie is deeelish

My dad has kidney failure, so I can get benefits while I'm in highschool. I feel kinda like a douche for taking advantage on it, but hey, I need money.

Did it take a long time to get approved for it?

Dude, the government takes from SS all the time to pay for other bills. Don't feel so bad.

burning the house down is a very likely possibility - my mom has been in the hospital for a month or so and since she's gone i'm the one in charge of preparing the 15 dishes and 3 desserts she makes every year for the holiday. the problem is, i've never even cooked a full meal by myself before, let alone something this massive. but i figure if i'm able to cook half of it tonight and reheat it tomorrow i'll be golden:(

hope the rest of you have a better holiday and a more edible meal tomorrow :)~

edit: also, thanks you two!

Are you cooking a turkey for the first time? remeber to get your hand way up in it to pull out the gizzards, sometimes they are in a plastic bag and you might cook plastic into the turkey.

also, sorry to hear about your mom.

yeah i am:( i was able to talk my brothers into cooking the turkey + ham but then they came up with this deep frying scheme and so i fired them out of concern.

I hear deep fried turkey is the best ever. I'm supprised you didn't help her out in the kitchen before. You're a naughty child.

Deep fried turkey tastes so fucking good. My extended family made it once and we ate the shit out of it.

I'm going to try Turducken for the first time. Hopefully it won't suck.

Surprisingly, no. It only took about a month before I got the affirmative.

I see NASA's put up a whole other thing about 2012:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

Whaaaaaa?


Oh well. Good luck jumping from never cooked a meal to making thanksgiving dinner for a family though.

I have a great respect for the Joy of Cooking - that book has never let me down.

Heard lots of good things about deep-fried turkey, but I've never had the pleasure.

How massive is the turkey, elx?

i cant wait for tomorrow :(

I have weed AND tons of food

My mother invited me over to Thanksgiving at her new boyfriend's parents' house. We're gonna have good times.

All my family (including extended) is apparently going to my dad's house, except me. My Thanksgiving sounds like it'll be a lot like kohljumanji's - a plate of food and a bowl of something else.

Deep-fried turkey sounds awesome.

I just looked up root beer. I cannot imagine what it tastes like. Description, anyone?

What? Really? Either it's the best pop in the world or you will puke. I love rootbeer floats.

it tastes like sassafras.

I really don't now how to describe it. I would say "vaguley medicine-like."

:pagebrak

I'll ship you some if you can't get any in GB. Wich would be totally gay.

Well, i figure its something like ginger beer and dandilion and burdock.

I'm psoitive it's not.

no, british ginger beer is way hotter than root beer.

It's mellower and sweeter than coca-cola. It has a sassafras taste to it that would be hard to describe to someone who hasn't had sassafras. It mixes well with vanilla and that's what makes root beer floats (vanilla ice cream plus root beer) work so well.

I'm guessing root beer barrels (the candy) aren't available there? I've had a ton of British and continental candy and I can't really think of anything similar.

I've got it...it's like horehound without the bite. I know there's horehound in the UK.

I wanna try this horehound stuff.

don't.

I'D RATHER HAVE A WHOREPOUND AM I RIGHT LADIES OR FELLAS?

Birch beer is the shit.

It's sort of like sarsaparilla.

If you're in the states and want to try horehound, go to any Cracker Barrel restaurant (I don't know how it is elsewhere, but they're like every freeway exit in this area). They have a shitload of the stuff. You can get horehound stick candy for 10 cents apiece, or they have little papery sacks of it for around $1.50.

Maybe they have it at a BevCo.

Ooops, I mean BevMo, And no, they don't list it.

Did someone say beer?

*sitcom audience cheer*

NORM!

I never seem to have time to post here anymore, not home very much :(
i miss youse guys and dames

I hope it's because you're over sexed.

She's busy getting ahead.

or giving head

to get ahead

Adventures in Dixieland

I'm not tall enough for that ride :(

I'm tall enough for that ride. ;)

One's asleep in my bed right now, I'm down to only 3 now.

Gigh five.

Are you talking about your snuggies?

something like that

and by snuggies do you mean bewbs?

Damn, Dix, you're someone I wished I knew irl, and not just in the biblical sense. :(

I've been informed that I'm a voodoo woman. One of them wants to search my room for dolls with pins in them.

YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY WITH THAT BOOGIE, BOOGIE, BOOGIE :airguitar

Evil is really a state of mind, this is just innocent sexuality.
STOP PASSING JUDGEMENT

in 7 hours I'll have been awake for two days. Feels neutral man.

Looks like all my extra DPH sleep just made my schedule weirder; I could have taken some last night, but I didn't have to get up either so I thought, fuck it. Turns out I also have a 5 page paper I had no idea I had due on Monday, so I hope I start plateauing soon so I can marathon this shit and then go into a comatose state for a while.

I've been having more and more dreams of being drugged and kidnapped. It woke me up this morning.

I'm sleeping well and eating healthily.

Man, I built an awesome little Q-Tip cannon, but my grill lighter and sparkers are too cheap to ignite it. >:

I knew it. YOU ARE GUITAR WOMAN.

... me? :L

I GO TO BED AT 11 AND WAKE UP AT 7:30 EVERYDAY LIKE CLOCKWORK

IT'S ALLLLLLLLRRRIIIGGGHHHTTTT

But what about the 11 o clock news!

As long as it's not Fox news

My National Anthem: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Ilkla_Moor_Baht_%27at

Mine: http://greenstone.statelibrary.tas.g...ic&d=128053592

I love OUR national anthem, yeah the one that mentions the home of the BRAVE. Yeah, we kind of make every other country look like a bunch of pussies.

Tasmania has a national anthem?

:lol

We fought a war for our independence, and our right to sing that anthem >:

YES IT'S VERY CLASSY