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I can only hope to improve.
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SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME ZUGS OR REPUTATION PICKLES OR WHATEVER THEY ARE
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what asshole keeps messing with shit
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ALL ASSHOLES KEEP MESSING WITH SHIT
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but really. nobody likes change! |
I WANT TO GIVE KAHL ALL MY PICKLES, BUT APPARENTLY I HAVE TO WAIT LIKE 10 YEARS BEFORE I'M ABLE TO GIVE PICKLES TO THE SAME PERSON AGAIN?
THIS PICKLE SYSTEM IS CHUCKLEWORTHY AT BEST |
you have to vote on 5 other people before you can rep the same person again
and you have 10 votes per day i am open to revising this policy |
also i really do lol every time i read the word 'chuckleworthy'
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I'd prefer it if I could see my rep if I just click on my profile, the same way that my profile shows me my infractions. |
I think my dog just ate one of my Celexa and or Dexedrine. He's just sitting on his pillow bobbing his head around and growling at nothing.
I kind of want to mess with him with my Peewee Herman ventriloquist dummy. |
our newest emoticon is
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I applaud these decisions.
ALL OF THESE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE FOR US, CHOJIN. You who art so selfless, what can we do for you? |
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Okay I'm seriously worried here: Dog just let out a freak-out scream that would put Hunter Thompson to shame.
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24 vet. :\
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THE POST RANKINGS HAVE OPENED THE GATES INTO THE WORLD AND I DECLARE MYSELF HIGH PRIEST OF THE ESOTERIC ORDER OF THE BEARDED ONE
OUR GOD SLEEPS IN THE ANCIENT CITY OF R'LYEH AND OCCASIONALLY WAKES TO PLAY THE OREGON TRAIL AND PUT SHAVING CREAM IN THE EARS OF CTHULHU. PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH WILLIE R'LYEH WGAH'NAGI FHTAGN! THE CHOSEN SHALL BE BLESSED IN THE NAME OF OUR GOD, WHICH IS SUPERIOR TO ALL |
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Okay, I get it. I kind of thought you meant 24 hour vet it your original post. That's not an option since I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, but the dog should be fine. It was a really low dose of dexedrine and he's managed to get into my pill box before.
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Dogs are more resilient than people give them credit for.
Unless they eat chocolate. Then you're an asshole. |
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That actually makes me laugh.
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The emoticon is funny, but I think animated is just too much.
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What do you know? Not how to take care of your poor dog, obviously.
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You don't know how fucking stupid my dog is. I mean he's really dumb, like low functioning autism dumb. I think that the anesthesia from his neutering might have brain damaged him.
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what if there was one for SUPER chuckleworthy that flipped twice as fast and had "SUPER" in flashy red/white/black letters
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seizure inducingly chuckleworthy
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flippin' chuckleworthy
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someone needs to make the Page Zak
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these girls were in one of those conference/study rooms talking about breat implants or some shit and one of them was saying how hers got messed up (not ruined just i dunno messed up a bit somehow "but they still look fine") from driving around / fucking and when they walked out of the room they looked at me cause i was sitting at a table right next to there and were all, "I WONDER IF HE HEARD US" and i looked at them and was all, "YEP" and went back to sleep
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Smooth like glass Kahl. Nice.
These two filthy slappers sat on the bus behind me today, and were talking about getting tattoos during the school holidays. One of them wanted "a half car, half horse thing". I did an audible TSK and thought about how superior I was. I was on my way to collect my dole. |
I just gave you bros some rep for those posts. Keep up the good work.
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oh grrrreat i found a way to turn on rep for admins too
pram maven is online btw i wonder how he feels about his mockerzugs. |
He just pmed me something about doing meth. I guess it was meant to upset me or something. I've never met anyone as slow in the head as this fool.
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So, I have the IPad for the next 2 weeks. At this point, I'd much rather have the laptop.
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Doesn't Pram also think that you don't have legs for some reason?
I'm typing this from an ipod touch. |
He thinks a lot of wrong things because he never actually pays attention.
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sorry aboutm you legs
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I need to set up a Tadao wheelchair donation website.
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just ask the actors' guild to set it up for you
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I've thought about turning my dog into a service dog, but appearently they have to be well behaved to pass. Kitsa, did yours ever pass?
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use donations to buy child porn, mail child porn to pram maven in a big box marked HERE IS THE CHILD PORN YOU ORDERED, DON CARLSON.
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<i>use donations to buy child porn, mail child porn to pram maven in a big box marked HERE IS THE CHILD PORN YOU ORDERED, DON CARLSON</i>
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I'M NOT THE DEGENERATED PREVERT THAT ORDERS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, DON.
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Me neither. But, you know, I could just as easily spread lies about you, so stop being a punk.
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Yeah, you're real successful at that sort of thing. :lol
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Haven't tried. You annoy me, but haven't earned my genuine hatred. Mostly, I think you're an immature boob who likes typing ":nipples" a lot. Probably wishing you could see yours behind your neck fat.
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*pinches Tadao's neck fat* it's so CUTE! What's it's name?
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Again, it's amazing how much you don't know.
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I know you need mental help, seem to exist only to breathe out bad air, and have a weird crush on me.
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Everyones seen you crybaby pms. We share them every time you send them to one of us. :lol
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You're nothing.
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Everyone's seen this thread in which I embarrassed you in front of a whole messageboard before you had any power here.
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You're less than nothing...You're so ignoble, you're not even on Google.
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He STILL thinks I'm Neophyte :lol You still don't have a clue. :lol Someone needs to track down Neophyte and show him all this. I'm sure he'd enjoy it.
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Outta my way, Otto (Otto my way, Outta?)
How would I make you stop... Hmmmm. Oh, I know. I won't react to anything you say. I like that one. Anyways, this is the chat thread, I don't want to disrupt whatever conversation you were having. |
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Otto- I-mockery is dying?! What? I hope not.
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I-mockery is what I refer to when I talk about fat people who gang up on skinny guys to get out their pudge aggression. It's the south half of my moral compass. I-mockery can't die... I'll have nothing to remind me of the good in life.
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I love the fact that he plain ignores the part where he finally figures out Neophyte hasn't been following him and no one cares that much about him. He actually thought he as important for a while. :lol
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Proof Tadao is Neophyte
Also, Tadao, you've come at me personally since I humiliated you in 2006. Your style of writing is the same as Neophyte's. You even created a thread about Asian tattoos and...feh. |
How does that prove I am Neophyte? I have to hear this one. :lol
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Something tells me that Don is heavily immersed in the world of gangstalking victims :lol
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One last thing, Tadao. If you're not following me, then why are you linking to that thread in every post you make and unfairly influencing Google's Page Rank for my name?
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Being unemployed means the worst stress I have at the moment is that Alley McBeal and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are both on TV at the same time, and I have to keep switching between the two to follow both stories.
Pram, I love that you came back. Just for everyone to hate you again. |
Oh fuck it. He's never gonna figure out that all I did was google him, find him complaining on Zug about Neophyte posting his name, then claim to be him to further spook the hell out of him. He needs me to be some guy who has been chasing him for 6 years. :lol You have got to be the biggest loser ever to grace this board.
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I'll be surprised if anyone actually checks your links to other boards/proof/whatever, Pram. I don't give a shit if Tadao is being embarrassed by you (SCOFF) on other boards; you're an embarrassment here.
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I've been watching 1,000 ways to die. Pretty cool how the victims didn't die from the obvious, but something you wouldn't expect. CSI is my favorite show at the moment. Gotta watch something while Dexter is between seasons.
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Unless of course your potential employers are indeed searching for "Don Carlson is a homeless criminal" on google |
NO GUYS, HE CLEARLY HAS THIS ALL FIGURED OUT
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There is on my computer... Weird. Maybe I just need to clear my cache.
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Ehhh, whatever. So... I was thinking about the mascot for I-mockery. It would look REALLY COOL in clay. Want to see it?
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I want to see you hit by a car, but that's about it.
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But I do think they need to know that you're orchestrating all of this inaccurate information about me. For now, they just think you're a psycho stalker. So, they know about you, and don't expect anything you say about me to be true. |
Yeah, that's why you pm us to beg us to stop. :lol
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Yes, potential employers are going to browse i-mockery for links to other message boards where you DESTROY someone called Neophyte who you say is Tadao from i-mockery. They will then see that his claims that you are homeless are unfounded.
Potential employers are only aware that Tadao is a stalker at this point, so keep posting here to clear your reputation. This makes sense. |
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Oh, they were on hours ago. On Ally Mcbeal the guy with bleached hair died for real and there was singing, and on Sabrina she was wearing a mini skirt and used magic or something.
Like I said; problems. |
I keep looking for a thread called "Don Carlson is a homeless vagrant" but it doesn't exist. :(
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When will there be an Encyclopedia Dramatic page for him?
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...unlike YOU, Tadao, whom, when Googled, one can only find negative shit. Because you're a dick everywhere you post. Even on the Spondylitis forums. Shock this, sex that. Is there any SUBSTANCE to you?
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Fuck off loser
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