I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class: :lol

True story.

Guitar Woman

Dec 3rd, 2005 01:32 AM

Code:

shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:

trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him

trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47

shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(

shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH

trancesapphire: Random?

shanghai_mccoy: yeah

shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl

shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember

shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM

shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;

trancesapphire: you mean Mission right

shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION

shanghai_mccoy: FUCK

shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:

I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier :lol

Guitar Woman

Dec 3rd, 2005 02:19 AM

Oh fuck I just put a soda in the freezer to make it get cold real fast and it exploded cuz i forgot abuot it :lol

Guitar Woman

Dec 3rd, 2005 02:33 AM

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine,
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone,
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera Chuck & Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

kellychaos

Dec 3rd, 2005 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Where the hell did "student" come from? ... shut up.

xbxDaniel

Dec 3rd, 2005 11:53 AM

I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl. :)

Seven Force

Dec 3rd, 2005 12:00 PM

You mean nobody does already?

-----------------------------

We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (LEAVING GROUND)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown... :(

xbxDaniel

Dec 3rd, 2005 12:03 PM

Not really, they sort of just get angry at me and walk away. I leave feeling empty in the end, and like I wasn't truly humiliated. There are apparently better prey for the top of the line mockers.

EDIT: Hell, any mocker probably.

kellychaos

Dec 3rd, 2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj

I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl. :)

If we met in person, I would SO punch you in the face.

Seven Force

Dec 3rd, 2005 12:05 PM

I'd then buy you a drink. :posh

fake edit: Kellychaos, not xbxMCj. >:

Sam	Dec 3rd, 2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GW

Code:

shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:

trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him

trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47

shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(

shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH

trancesapphire: Random?

shanghai_mccoy: yeah

shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl

shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember

shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM

shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;

trancesapphire: you mean Mission right

shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION

shanghai_mccoy: FUCK

shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:

I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier :lol

YOU CAN'T BE AWSOME UNLESS YOU HAVE AN IM CONVERSATION WITH ME AND THEN POST IT IN HERE

Comrade Rocket

Dec 3rd, 2005 09:22 PM

ITS HOTH COLD

IM GOING TO SLICE UP A FAT PERSON WITH MY LIGHTSABER AND USE HIM TO KEEP ME WARM.

Sam	Dec 3rd, 2005 10:22 PM

WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES

GADZOOKS

Dec 3rd, 2005 10:26 PM

A BABY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY'S GOTTA DO, AM I RIGHT COMRADE ROCKET

Seven Force

Dec 3rd, 2005 10:27 PM

LOUD NOISES

Archduke Tips

Dec 3rd, 2005 10:30 PM

One time I told some people that I was sponsoring a contest in which a large sri-lankan man would attempt to eat a manta ray in one sitting.

Seven Force

Dec 4th, 2005 11:49 AM

Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.

Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day orTWWWWOOOOOO

So needless to say, I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWWOOOO.

The things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway

Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWOOOOOO

Comrade Rocket

Dec 4th, 2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES

IT WAS AN AWESOME QUOTE SHUDDUP

xbxDaniel

Dec 4th, 2005 08:42 PM

This site is distracting me from writing my paper up. :/

Guitar Woman

Dec 5th, 2005 11:19 AM

THANKS ALOT YOU CUNT, THIS THREAD WAS JUST STARTING TO GET AWESOME >: