Did anyone else notice that Jixby has a toilet paper dispenser over his bed?

His room is Masterbater-Friendly

SO LET ME TELL YOU GUYS A STORY.

ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SEVENFORCE TRIES TO IM DRUMMING4BUDDHA (OR NOTHING4BUDDHA IF YOU MUST) AND TIRES TO GET HIM TO TALK TO HER AND I ALWAYS KNOW WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE SHE GOES "GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS ASS STILL TRYING TO TALK TO ME" AND THEN I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH.

And he even said that drummingforpussy thing to her and it sounded really creepy. :/

And she can't just say, "I don't want to talk to you", because she has the social skills of a cunt.

If you wanted me to feel bad, you failed. :rolleyes

And I thought drummingforpussy was funny. >:

creep.

snap

crackle

STOP

DROP

AND ROLL

That beautiful bean footage!

Ok.

Don't feed the need

He does it to me, too. So either both your girlfriend and I are both in trouble or he's just lonely :<

you're both attractive and personable :)

but seriously though where the fuck is your Ralphie avatar, milhouse >:

Yeah guys, I'm wearing nothing but a santa's cap right now. ;)

I realized yesterday while watching it 8 times that I had completely forgotten about my annual Ralphie avatar good call Emu :(

From now until New Years I'll put it up but I don't think this will redeem myself sufficiently oh god :(

Look At Me! :(

Right now I'm imagining a middle-aged asian guy in a cowboy suit and hat singing an obscure lonely cowboy song in engrish and he's smoking a cigarette with a real contemplative look on his face.

Am I going to hell?

I'D DO ANYTHING FOR A DRAG RIGHT NOW :(

Oh god. :tear