:pagebrak

dudes :rolleyes

zombies :rolleyes:

So I'm in college now. :party

:sexualexperimentation

After watching Michelle Obama shake it on Ellen, I'd kick Palin to the curb.

Palin needs to be kicked into the curb.

Palin's a MILF, man.

buried grandpa today.

it was a bit of a relief; i don't think there was a worse case of alzhiemer's.

but damn, still sad.

I feel your pain man.

HIS GRANPA THINKS LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK

SLOW AND SLOPPY

:lol

Or not at all. He's gone.

That painting disturbs the fuck out of me and I don't know why

because you're imagining how ugly their faces could be.

I sneak into GW's room at night & hold the sheets tight to her head as I kiss her.

It's probably because I associate having a sheet over your head with being dead

in a hospital, so double scary

she's gonna be a hot grandma

you mean a GILF

FRANCIS THE MUTE

Is now a good time to put up my links to Dethklok slash? :lol2

Fanfiction :rolleyes

Funfiction :)