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Ploxtrot Sep 7th, 2008 08:22 PM

I think twinkies are gross too :(

executioneer Sep 7th, 2008 08:25 PM

twinkies are gors raspberry zingers are where it's at

Shyandquietguy Sep 7th, 2008 09:40 PM

I want a Gun O'clock. :(

Guitar Woman Sep 7th, 2008 10:15 PM

all drinks are free from Gun to Gun thirty

bigtimecow Sep 7th, 2008 10:26 PM

i made a BLT earlier and it was glorious. it's a nice color scheme too

hold on, let me click go advanced and try something

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okay so it was a BLT with cheese sue me

Guitar Woman Sep 7th, 2008 10:36 PM

looks like a good sandwich bro

Neen Sep 7th, 2008 10:44 PM

Stop talkin' 'bout food.

Dixie Sep 7th, 2008 10:52 PM

I had Eggos for dinner. They was good.

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2008 12:00 AM

I had diarrhea from a ham, egg, & cheese sandwich this morning.

Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2008 12:11 AM

I'm having a hamburger cooked on a barbecue :D

MetalMilitia Sep 8th, 2008 12:12 AM

Sure you are, fatty.

Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2008 12:14 AM

every american has a barbecue.

this is a fact.

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2008 12:24 AM

I come from a place where a 'barbecue' is a tinfoil tray with some slow burn firelighters doused in paraffin.

I feel like Hank Hill everytime I use my colonial four plate butane-fueled meatburner.

Jeanette X Sep 8th, 2008 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 578435)
I come from a place where a 'barbecue' is a tinfoil tray with some slow burn firelighters doused in paraffin.

I feel like Hank Hill everytime I use my colonial four plate butane-fueled meatburner.


Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2008 01:14 AM

And you like maple syrup on your taco, so shut up and get the hell out of my thread. :hickman

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2008 01:28 AM

So I just watched a movie with Donald Sutherland suffering from Parkinson's & Alzheimer's, and in one scene he tried killing himself with a shotgun but he was shaking to much to fire it & then he forgot he was trying to kill himself. Made me totally want to Keith Moon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 578418)
will it ever end i guess musical movie is coming out too

I would spend money on buying that one. :(

:fag

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2008 01:49 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 578335)
Man gw tha's kind of how i feel about people who read kafka :O

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 578348)
kahljorn I'm not going to dignify that with comment

dick

I agree. Let's see a new pic of Kahljorn's dick. :)

Also, Fucking Kafka & Fightclub? The twoi levels of pretention are like mindblowing, guys. :tommychung

Dixie Sep 8th, 2008 04:15 AM

Lets make tin foil hats.

executioneer Sep 8th, 2008 08:56 AM



man ron and hermione got really baked

RaNkeri Sep 8th, 2008 09:06 AM

:lol

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2008 02:31 PM

I don't know which part of that thread I like better, MattJack's Chris Hansen stuff or Jeanette getting all worked up.

Jeanette X Sep 8th, 2008 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 578563)
I don't know which part of that thread I like better, MattJack's Chris Hansen stuff or Jeanette getting all worked up.

My period still isn't here yet. But now I'm too tired to feel so angry. :\

Dixie Sep 8th, 2008 03:35 PM

I used up alot of her angry last night.
She must recharge.

Jeanette X Sep 8th, 2008 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 578572)
I used up alot of her angry last night.
She must recharge.

I'll probably be fine once the roiling stew of hormones in my brain settles down. :\

RaNkeri Sep 8th, 2008 03:56 PM

women :rolleyes

RaNkeri Sep 8th, 2008 03:57 PM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2008 04:52 PM

dudes :rolleyes

pac-man Sep 8th, 2008 05:25 PM

zombies :rolleyes:

MarioRPG Sep 8th, 2008 05:42 PM

So I'm in college now. :party

Tadao Sep 8th, 2008 05:51 PM

:sexualexperimentation

Tadao Sep 8th, 2008 06:36 PM

After watching Michelle Obama shake it on Ellen, I'd kick Palin to the curb.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 8th, 2008 09:39 PM

Palin needs to be kicked into the curb.

Emu Sep 8th, 2008 09:40 PM

Palin's a MILF, man.

Neen Sep 8th, 2008 10:18 PM

buried grandpa today.

it was a bit of a relief; i don't think there was a worse case of alzhiemer's.

but damn, still sad.

MattJack Sep 8th, 2008 10:19 PM

I feel your pain man.

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2008 10:46 PM

HIS GRANPA THINKS LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK

SLOW AND SLOPPY

:lol

Neen Sep 8th, 2008 10:51 PM

Or not at all. He's gone.

Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2008 11:05 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2008 11:06 PM

That painting disturbs the fuck out of me and I don't know why

Ploxtrot Sep 8th, 2008 11:09 PM

because you're imagining how ugly their faces could be.

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2008 11:17 PM

I sneak into GW's room at night & hold the sheets tight to her head as I kiss her.

Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2008 11:18 PM

It's probably because I associate having a sheet over your head with being dead

in a hospital, so double scary

executioneer Sep 8th, 2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 578635)
Palin's a MILF, man.

she's gonna be a hot grandma

MattJack Sep 8th, 2008 11:31 PM

you mean a GILF

Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2008 11:35 PM


DevilWearsPrada Sep 8th, 2008 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 578662)

FRANCIS THE MUTE

Jeanette X Sep 9th, 2008 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 578674)

Is now a good time to put up my links to Dethklok slash? :lol2

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2008 11:08 AM

Fanfiction :rolleyes

wobzire Sep 9th, 2008 11:20 AM

Funfiction :)

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2008 11:22 AM

http://www.myflashfetish.com/playlist/3379581

RaNkeri Sep 9th, 2008 11:35 AM

:pagebrak

Jeanette X Sep 9th, 2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 578734)
Funfiction :)

Fuckfiction. :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2008 05:06 PM

Happy Birthday, nothing4buddha. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2008 10:03 PM

THANKS FOR BREAKING S*M'S HEART, BITCH >: >:

I mean hello there beautiful

Chojin Sep 9th, 2008 10:25 PM


Tadao Sep 9th, 2008 10:28 PM

that's gay, you homo fagot.

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 578829)
yeah tis what i do

Way to undermine Stefan's point, Dude. ;)
Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 578834)
More like, anyone bean, amirite?

Oh damn, I made that very joke in my head & would've posted it if it wasn't a Kitsa thread. :x

Esuohlim Sep 10th, 2008 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 578850)
They Might Be Giants - They Might Be Giants

HEY PUB RANK TMBG ALBUMS IN ORDER OF PERSONAL PREFERENCE

I NEED TO KNOW

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 03:16 AM

Is that the Elvis Costello's band?

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 03:19 AM

Oh they're the guys that made Malcomn theme song, they're pretty awesome

Esuohlim Sep 10th, 2008 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 578867)
Is that the Elvis Costello's band?

sure

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 03:28 AM

They look alike i'm mean by their glasses, there were many good singer with glassses like elton john, steve wonder or buddy holley they rocked when they were young

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 578813)

Can you add in it some psychodelic effect?

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 03:52 AM

Eric? :tear

RaNkeri Sep 10th, 2008 07:35 AM

The flame effects look fabulous

Dixie Sep 10th, 2008 10:53 AM

Yes they do!

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 12:40 PM

Ways To Break It Off With A Girl You Don't Really Like Anymore

discuss

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 12:41 PM

#1

Hey I think we should break this off because I don't really like you anymore.

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 12:45 PM

#2

You KNEW I was allergic to indie college bands, but you pushed and you pushed.

wobzire Sep 10th, 2008 01:25 PM

#3 Fire

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 01:36 PM

#4

"Company of Heroes has been consuming my life, so either you hop in for the long haul and be a decent team mate with the British, or we should just call it quits. I mean something has got to give."

wobzire Sep 10th, 2008 01:38 PM

#5

Treat her with respect and be an all around nice guy.

RaNkeri Sep 10th, 2008 01:39 PM

#6 "It's not your fault, it's because of me..."

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 01:45 PM

#7

"I don't really like pancakes. I'm a waffle man, and you've seriously been fuc*ing with my breakfast for far too long."

wobzire Sep 10th, 2008 01:46 PM

I can honestly identify with that one.

RaNkeri Sep 10th, 2008 01:47 PM

:pagebrak

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 01:50 PM

#8

"Don't get me wrong, I love pulling on the back of your hair, but it has lost its novelty considering I'm always helping you with your bulimia."

Esuohlim Sep 10th, 2008 02:22 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 02:28 PM

#9

"I love you so much, let's get married! don't worry, I'll totally turn up & stuff."

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 02:34 PM

#10

"See when I met you and you were with your friend... Well I just thought I was gonna get a twofer, but somehow I got stuck with spending money on you all the time and seeing movies I had no desire to see. Mama Mia? Rly? RLY?>:"

RaNkeri Sep 10th, 2008 02:45 PM

Can I get any of you cunts a drink?

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Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 578981)
At least with Silent Movie, there won't be any fart jokes.

Flour Mill.

Female changing room where the talcum powder has been spilled.

High powered wind devices down their pants.

Establishing shot of them all eating brussel sprouts & beans.

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 04:57 PM

Title cards stating 'Fart'.

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 04:58 PM

#11

"Would you like to meet my friend from the internet? You may know him as Pub Lover."

wobzire Sep 10th, 2008 05:11 PM

No girl who was dating me would believe that I could handle Pub Loving.

MetalMilitia Sep 10th, 2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 578951)
#4

"Company of Heroes has been consuming my life, so either you hop in for the long haul and be a decent team mate with the British, or we should just call it quits. I mean something has got to give."

Man that's harsh. The Brits are probably the hardest faction to master, especially for a girl because they suck at games - just look at Guitar Woman.

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 579001)
just look at Guitar Woman.

I think she's pretty hot :love

MetalMilitia Sep 10th, 2008 06:46 PM

Oh man you shoud've seen her before she mysteriously turned into a 16 year old Spock impersonator. :eek

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 06:54 PM

Vulcan women are pretty hot too remember Star Trek VI?

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 579009)
16 year old Spock impersonator.

Jailbait :orgasm

bigtimecow Sep 10th, 2008 07:27 PM

IM LATE BUT

pub, don't you save pictures of mockers on your comp? or was that someone else... either way, i still do not know what GW looks like

umm hint

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 07:31 PM


bigtimecow Sep 10th, 2008 07:35 PM

oi, just as i suspected

so what's new pub haven't talked to you in awhile :D

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 07:38 PM


im so hungry it aint funny :noob3

u?

ElPila666 Sep 10th, 2008 07:41 PM

MOAR!!! :love

bigtimecow Sep 10th, 2008 07:44 PM

i just had some chicken and rice. it was pretty good. where is noob3? haven't seen him lately, or i just don't recognize his avatar anymore

i hate when people change their avatars because then it takes me forever to get used to them. i still hardly see chojin because i'm always looking for the asian businessman :(

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 07:49 PM

Noob3 got banned for ruining Christmas.

I could go back to my last avatar if you want. ;)

I want to be employed full time by Google just to do shitty redesigns of their logo. :(

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 579001)
Man that's harsh. The Brits are probably the hardest faction to master, especially for a girl because they suck at games - just look at Guitar Woman.

Like I said, she needs to hop on for the long haul.

I stopped playing as the Brits, they aren't very fun to play.

'Mericans baby, 'Mericans.

MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 579028)
Noob3 got banned for ruining Christmas.

Yea, MY CHRISTMAS


;_;

bigtimecow Sep 10th, 2008 07:55 PM

oh yes now i remember. that bastard >:

sometimes google gets very creative, but yeah, more probably end up failing


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