I GET HOME FROM A LONG HARD DAY AT THE FACTORY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR? I CAN HARDLEY STAND, YOU TRY OPERATIING A HYDRAULIC PRESS FOR 10 HOURS A DAY AND SEE IF YOU STILL ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR >:
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OH I SEE, YOU'RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE MY HAIR, BUT YOU ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO DRILL A PILLOW FOR A HALF HOUR BEFORE I TELL YOU THAT I'M OVER HERE, READY FOR YOUR 30 SECONDS OF MAGIC >:
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30 SECONDS? FUNNY, IT SEEMED TO LAST ALOT LONGER THAN THAT WITH YOUR SISTER, AND YOUR HAIRDRESSER. OH YEAH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION PEGGY, YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL? >:
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YOU ARE SUCH A PIG! I HOPE YOU LIKE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! :throwallyourstuffoutofthebedroom,slamthedoorandlo ckit
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Yo pops, im heading out for the night, i don't know when im gonna be back...
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*knocks on door* come on baby, you know i was just joking. I love you honey :(
EDIT: DAMNIT CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TALKING >: |
Ummm dad I'm taking your car, ummm yea ok
:runsoutdooranddrivesoff |
WELL, HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER, ALWAYS LEAVING WHENEVER I'M ABOUT TO END MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE. I SWEAR I'LL DO IT THIS TIME, I HAVE A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL! :tear
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Oh mom i forgot can i get a couple of dollars for gas and other stuff...
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Oh baby come on, you know you dont want to do that. Just unlock the door, I'll make it all better.
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just a few more days until im ungrounded!~
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YOU GET OVER RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH :GRABSSONBYSHIRT
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WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FATHER? OH WAIT I FORGOT HE ISN'T YOUR FATHER I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS BARBER. >:
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guys, i really need some dough i'm hanging out with sally tonight and she wants some we... i mean cake...
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THANK GOD THAT LITTLE SHIT ISN'T MINE. HE LISTENS TO LIMP BISKIT >:
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STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS BEFORE THEY FALL OFF >:
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Shutup you assfaces, im not the dead beat who isn't paying for the asian hooker he knocked up. Oh yeah i saw the papers...
I'm sick of living here just as soon as you give me my gas and dru.. cake money i'm leaving forever >: |
GIVE ME MY KEYS BEFORE I TAN YOUR HIDE
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IS IT STILL BREATHING? NOPE I THINK MATT KILLED IT.
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:boot
A COW CAN BANG A ROOSTER AND MAKE CHICKEN PARMIGANA. |
That's it screw you guys i'm going to live my dreams as a rap star in the hood, see you crackaz lata, this nigga be bouncin, bizotch!
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YOU ARE NOT BLACK >:
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What the hell...
My dreams are crushed again :tear |
YES HE IS BLACK, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. :rolleyes
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YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR PURE RACE. YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAILER I AM OUT >:
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YOU CAN'T LEAVE I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD WHO WILL SUPPORT US? OUR SON WITH DREAMS OF BECOMMING A RAPPER? OH SURE, MAYBE HE WILL (INSERT PLOT ELEMENTS FROM "8 Mile" HERE) AND PERHAPS GET SIGNED TO A DEAL AND BECOME RICH, BUT THAT'S NOT VERY LIKELY.
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HOLD ON, I'LL GO GET THE COAT HANGER
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:lol I LOSE
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Quote:
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Quote:
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*LOOKS IN* *BACKS AWAy* :lol
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Quote:
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YOU FORGOT TO STFU
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Dedication...
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I WONT LET THIS DIE
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You people are seriously in need of family counseling.
Or a death in the family. |
Whoa, sorry, I know I've been gone for the last couple days, but I just got done masturbating, so what's up guyz?
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I feel as though I have no way to contribute to this thread anymore. :(
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JUST EMULATE ALL THOSE CONTRIBUTIONS YOU MADE IN THE PAST :rolleyes
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BUMP
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thanks for that bump ;)
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I'll bump you anytime ;)
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BUMP ;)
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GOTA GO PLAY VID GAME KBYE!; d:
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IT IS OK I WAS DONE FIVE MINUTES AGO ANYWAY ;)
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Contribution.
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i'll bump YOU >:
-willie |
ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME? >:
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I would... ;)
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;(
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this is your house now big, you are the only one who can weild its extraordinary powers now...
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I need:
Verb Noun Noun Plural noun Adjective Plural noun Plural noun Verb ending in -ing Verb Noun A large number A profession or status (i.e. butcher or son) Noun Adverb Verb Noun Plural noun Past-tense verb Adjective Noun |
try fittin Doggie style in for all of them...
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I would like to belive what you said scru, but willie has the keys to this house. YOU CAN'T BE GIVIN OUT KEYS TO SOMEBODY ELSES HOUSE >:
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didn't you see that one episode of sienfeld... :rolleyes
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in soviet russia thread bumps you :hypno
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This is so Doggie style!!
To Doggie style, or not to Doggie style, -- that is the Doggie style; Whether 'tis nobler in the Doggie style to suffer The slings and Doggie style of Doggie style fortune, Or to take Doggie style against a sea of Doggie style, And by Doggie style end them. To die, -- to Doggie style, -- No more; and by a Doggie style to say we end The Doggie style and the Doggie style natural shocks That flesh is Doggie style to,-- 'tis a Doggie style Doggie style to be wish'd. To die, --- to Doggie style,-- To Doggie style! perchance to Doggie style! ay, there's the Doggie style; For in that Doggie style of death what Doggie style may come When we have Doggie style off this Doggie style coil, Must give us Doggie style.... |
IS LIQUID UNGROUNDED YET IM BORED??!?!
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i think he get's ungrounded in april :(
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hurray
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I'M JUST A SQUIRREL TRYIN TO GET A NUT. >:
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kitten092601: what is your favorite candy or dessert item?
BiggieMclargeguy: Cheese cake >: jerk kitten092601: I tried Kelly's cheesecake the other night - it was ok kitten092601: not my favorite! kitten092601: I would have to say ice creams wins that one! BiggieMclargeguy: ice cream is a bunch of homos at a turkish bath giving each other back rubs >: |
ScruU2wice: yo
Switch Dingo: HEY *** ScruU2wice signed off at Thu Mar 25 14:40:57 2004. |
BiggieMclargeguy: stop liking ice cream
BiggieMclargeguy: lol stop licking ice cream |
BiggieMclargeguy: OMG
BiggieMclargeguy: I was in the Sunshine Kids when i was a child :( Switch Dingo: what's taht? BiggieMclargeguy: it was a singing group :( and we danced Switch Dingo: did you do coreographed dances talking about the Rain Forest? BiggieMclargeguy: No, but we dressed up in bright yellow cowboy outfits :( Switch Dingo: LOL =( I'm sorry Switch Dingo: I think that would be traumatizing BiggieMclargeguy: MY dad made me watch a video of it the last time i went home :( Switch Dingo: LOL Switch Dingo: did he laugh in your face BiggieMclargeguy: He showed it to all of my friends :( Switch Dingo: did they laugh in your face BiggieMclargeguy: yeah Switch Dingo: I'm sorry Switch Dingo: That's why I stay at home Switch Dingo: so my parents won't miss making fun of me BiggieMclargeguy: Parents are mean >: BiggieMclargeguy: they are always telling me what to do >: Switch Dingo: LOL KILL THEM =( BiggieMclargeguy: But then they'd be sad :( Switch Dingo: Not if you killed them both at the same time :rolleyes BiggieMclargeguy: oh, YOU GOT ME THERE LOL |
BiggieMclargeguy: i am not a homo i don't save all my aim conversations
kitten092601: what? BiggieMclargeguy: only homos save their aim conversations :-( kitten092601: ok - where did that come from? BiggieMclargeguy: homos |
I can't help it, it saves automatically. :(
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So your computer automatically detects that you are a homo and takes a homo action for you?
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:(
I got nothing. |
Hey baby do you like it when i BUMP you like that?
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Switch Dingo: I BETTER FOIL YOU AND SEE THROUGH YOUR HIGH PRODUCTION VALUES COSTUIME
Super Retro Guy: LIEK, SHUT UP, I BET SOMETIMES YOU SLEEP ON YOUR ARM Switch Dingo: YAJ SO WHAT Switch Dingo signed off at 9:30:20 PM. Super Retro Guy: LIEK, OMG Previous message was not received by Switch Dingo because of error: User Switch Dingo is not available. |
lol butch cassidy and the sunshine kids :lol
-willie |
LIEK, HOW BOUT THAT OC?
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HOW BOUT IT -willie |
:lol
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Nevermind.
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Holy shit, that has to be the coolest radio evar.
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PutYourToeInYou: I'LL TELL. AND THEN PUNCH YOU INTO A TARSH CAN
PutYourToeInYou: :< Super Retro Guy: ILL FEED YOU AND ACORN PutYourToeInYou: I HATE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY Super Retro Guy: I HATE YOU WHEN UR DRUNK Previous message was not received by PutYourToeInYou because of error: User PutYourToeInYou is not available. Super Retro Guy: DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN Previous message was not received by PutYourToeInYou because of error: User PutYourToeInYou is not available. That sonofabitch, i love you |
I LOUVE YOU
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no one's on right now beside me and retro :(
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Bobo is on.
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If you mix green and pink gum it makes orange. :/
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I need to read another half a chapter in the Great Gatsby and i absolutely hate it :(
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I really liked that book. I loved reading it, but I absolutely hated the "stylistic analysis" that followed. That part was bullshit.
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I remember watching the movie in class and hearing the girls shriek when the woman basically got split in half by the car.
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cool
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Hi
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Hey dudes, what is going on in here?
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some bumping
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PutYourToeInYou: HEY
PutYourToeInYou: HEY PutYourToeInYou: SHUT UP PutYourToeInYou: SHUT UP PutYourToeInYou: NO PutYourToeInYou: NO PutYourToeInYou: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP PutYourToeInYou: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP PutYourToeInYou: NOBODY LIKES A COPYCAT PutYourToeInYou: NOBODY LIKES A COPYCAT PutYourToeInYou: :< PutYourToeInYou: :< PutYourToeInYou: FAG PutYourToeInYou: FAG |
YOu know what? It has been a while since i BUMPED.
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PutYourToeInYou: you gash dangit doofus butt :<
BiggieMclargeguy: THOSE ARE STRONG WORDS PutYourToeInYou: I KANO BiggieMclargeguy: you should be careflul running around with words like that BiggieMclargeguy: youc ould trip and break your face PutYourToeInYou: that's true :( PutYourToeInYou: but i just cant help it :(. i'm a bad boy BiggieMclargeguy: do you have a leather jacket and smoke Malboros? PutYourToeInYou: i have asthma :( but i drink beer BiggieMclargeguy: i dont know if bad dudes are allowed to have asthma you might have to get that cleared with the board BiggieMclargeguy: But beer is a bad dudes drink BiggieMclargeguy: you should try whiskey PutYourToeInYou signed off at 3:18:27 PM. I AM BEGGINING TO DOUBT JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE. |
BONES
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I LIKE MY BONES WHEN THEY GO BUMP
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A friend of mine, with a couple other friends, put on a play for her senior project. I went tonight. As a good friend, I said it was good.
Long story short, I have to go see it again tomorrow. :( |
so it's THAT bad ?
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I saw Jersey Girl last night. :(
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Was it a good movie?
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Yeah I really liked it, I think that means i'm gay. :/
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Shut up we don't talk to fags. >:
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