Why? Because they both suck, & are too mean with out the redeeming features of being nice guys in real life. >:

Plus I don't get their jokes. >:

pub gets jokes :(

do I need to get the defribilator?

I get jokes.

Hence me thinking that Jixby & Gadzooks fail at the funny too much.

CLEAR

:(

I've posted over a hundred times today, & each one of my crappy posts was a heap better than the last 50 Jixby/Gadzooks posts I've read. >:

A bloody HEAP! >:

Potrzebie

Huh, huh!?

What did you just say?

Uh Oh

UHHH I LIKE IT LIKE THAT, SHE WORKING THAT BACK, I DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT

SLOW MOTION FOR ME
SLOW MOTION FOR ME
SLOW MOTION FOR ME

I was all, "I don't know that word", & that upset me as it upsets all fucktards to be shown up, so I looked it up on dictionary.com, & it called me a faggot as it does when I screw up my spellings, & now I'm all like; "oh shit, I wanted to stop interacting with Mad Max". :(

dun talk to him he says bad wrords!

I say worse words. ;)

Ban words. :(

hey don do that i liek ur posts dont say banwrords!!! :(

I'm considering a thread titled "LET'S SLANDER SOME FUCKTARDS!" & the body of the thread being "FUCKTARDS! :eek " repeated in each post.

hay madmarx says tha saem THING! o_o

That's the point. :/

:lol

oh that pancakes :rolleyes

:rolleyes

Furshlugginer

I can't help but think he's trying to get at me somehow. :(

New Page. :eek

Confirming the new page. >:

halavah

halavah

Now, I recognized that one, but knowing that Mad Max is Seth's character is really spoiling the fun for me.

Three posts to be beating those PYPH bastards!

POST COUNT FIGHT!

ONE MORE!!!!!!

It certainly is a goal. :O

wubblepits

Another goal is my 1600 post. :x

WE'RE WINNING! BUT DON'T SLOW DOWN YET!

I'm hoping with 1600 post to attract the attentionof a mod to this thread, & then get it deleted. :lol

I like spoiling your fun. >:

Wyh do yuo want it detleted?

halavah >:

This one makes 1599. :o

blivic

spleen

halavah

VALLHALLA

Okay dragged my ass here, now what?

Now leave.

Now call people fucktards. :(

Jackpotrzebie! :party

JIM IS A BIG FUCKTARD! :lol

Jackpotrzebie Fucktard! :party

Alright that's the first post on the page! I fucking rule! :rock

yeah. :(

No you don't, you're still a fucktard. :rock

The internet is hollow. :eek

Stop stealing my goddamn material fucktard

Emotionally. :rolleyes

potrzebie

Stop stealing MY material...fucktard!

potrzebie

You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while.

There is no place to rest your head on the internet. ;(

blintzes

Emotionally. :rolleyes

Fucktard :lol2

:eek HOLY SHIT :eek


We finally beat the PYPH thread :faint

Hopeless bleak dispair
It was always there
And then one day it disappeared
In a puff of smoke
In an unceremonious way
One day it disappeared

Time for it to be deleted, ay? >:

Unless there's another Mad Libs round coming up soon. >:

This thread is my life.

SUP MADMAX :picklehat

Why delete it? Surely the PYPH will get more submissions. There seems to be no end of fucktards wanting to show how ugly they are.

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

MAD MAX BE E-THUGIN y0
flingin 'em nigga-bytes :o

FO SHO

Pancakes are HOT

o one of them loks single :love

Why don't you try your hand at getting some loving panakes.

You know who I am.

im a jealos person n i always seem to get cheatde on by waffles. :/

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OMg you guys have been buisy in this thread.

Why don't you try your hand at NOT BEING SUCH A FAGGOT YOU FAGGOT ASS FAGZOIDMONGER I BET UR NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE A FAGGOT BUT U R NEWAYS CUZ YOU SUCK AND SHIT LIKE GAY PEOPLE AND HAITIANS

TRY BOXING OR BREAK DANCING

YOU FAGGOT

BITCHES

:(

paris hilton...

Nicole Potrzebie...

faggots are what mad max and retro are

And yeah its bout that time again for DJ Mad Max to spin those old skool beats! Here's a little something from Digital Underground!

Aa'it stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style
that ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money so listen up
world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round, I'm the new fool in
town and my sound's laid down by tha Underground. I drink up all the
Hennessee ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself. My name
is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Oh ladies oh how I like to
frumpty, and to the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpty.
I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall
when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme I like my beef funky. I'm
spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I get
ridiculous. I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorace. Hey yo fat
girl commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me I'm
skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak. I like
the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't
faze me. I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants and I even got my own
dance.

(chorus)
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do tha hump. Ohh do me baby. Do the
Humpty Hump. Ohh ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Do ya know what
were doin'? Were doin' the Humpty Hump yall. Watch me do the Humpty
Hump. Just keep on doin' tha Hump.

People say "yo, Humpty you're really funny lookin'" That's aaiit 'cause
my body's in motion. You stare, you glare, you try to compare me, but
ya can't get near me. I'm on the floor, bein' at the bars and see all
the ladies adore me. Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in
the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear. My nose is big. Uh uh I'm
not ashamed, big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid. I'm gettin'
laid by the ladies, you know I'm in charge. Note how I'm livin' and my
nose is large. I get stupid. I shoot an arrow like cupid. I use a
word that don't mean nuttin' like loopded. I sang in Dowhatchalike and
if ya missed it. I'm the one that said "just grab 'em in tha biskets".
I also told you that I like to bite well yeah, I guess that's obvious I
also like to write. All ya have ta do is give Humpty a chance and now
I'm gonna do my dance.

(chorus)

Oh yeah, that's the breaks. Let me get a little of this base groove
right here. A dooreaar dooreah dooreaar dooreah. Ah yeah, now I told
y'all a little about myself, lemme tell y'all a little about this dance.
It's real easy to do, check it out. First I limp to tha sounds like my
legs is broken, shakin' and twitchen' kinda like I was smokin' crazy
whack funky. People say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty.
That's aaiit 'cause my body's in motion. It's supposed to look like a
fit or a commotion. Anyone can play this game. It's my dance y'all
Humpty Hump's my name. No two people will do it the same, ya got it
down, when you appear to be in pain. Humpin' funkin' jumpin' gig around
shakin' your rump and when a dude or chump ups and points a finger like
a stump you tell him to step off I'm doin' the hump.

(chorus)
(add Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump)
(add Samoans do the Humpty Hump)

Let's get stupid (gimme the music, do the Humpty Hump)

And to all the ladies, peace and Humptiness forever.

Aw yeah! Hey did you know most people don't realize that the late great Tupac got his start in the Underground? We miss you Pac, you kept it real. All the homies down here send their love to you in that great Ghetto in the sky.

Okay we're gonna keep it moving with another old skool beat right here on WFTARD! Don't go chu go anywhere!

Fuck off with your newfangled rap shit. This is the good music:

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

Newfangled? Lissen up white boy! This is old skool bizatch! Sumthin yo' white ass don't know nuthin bout!

So take yo' suburban shit and go on somewhere wit it, because that honky music ain't wanted here cracka!

Where's willie? :(

Oh yes, because Black Sabbath is so suburban and honky, right? Anyways, here's some more good music:

I see the bad moon rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.

Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.

I hear hurricanes a blowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.
All right!

Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.

Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.

Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.

WELL YEEEEEEEEHAW! What the fuck do we got here? Some goddamnned yankee playin more fucked up music! Down here we know what you want!

Here's an old favorite by Johnny Cash! YEEEEEEHAW!

I hear the train a comin';
It's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine
Since I don't know when.
I'm stuck at Folsom Prison
And time keeps draggin' on.
But that train keeps rollin'
On down to San Antone.

When I was just a baby,
My mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy;
Don't ever play with guns."
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die.
When I hear that whistle blowin'
I hang my head and cry.

I bet there's rich folk eatin'
In a fancy dining car.
They're prob'ly drinkin' coffee
And smokin' big cigars,
But I know I had it comin',
I know I can't be free,
But those people keep a movin',
And that's what tortures me.

Well, if they freed me from this prison,
If that railroad train was mine,
I bet I'd move on over
A little farther down the line,
Far from Folsom Prison,
That's where I want to stay,
And I'd let that lonesome whistle
Blow my blues away.

That's what we listen to down hear yankee and I suggest you do the same before we make you squeal like a goddamnned pig! You're listening to WHICK home of the Sons of the South! YEEEEEHAW!

Oh yes, I'm definitely a yankee since I live in the FORMER HOME OF THE CAPITAL OF THE CSA! Dumbass, why don't you go fuck your dad or something.

I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, "Hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you."

I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'Cause he was lean, mean,
Big and bad, Lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.
I said, "Wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."

"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."

Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
As the water fell on the floor.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he turned and screamed at Linda Lu
And that's the break I was looking for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As I was headed out towards the door.

"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."

(Sigh) you're too easily riled fucktard. You need to relax. Stop going to the Clan meetings, they won't do you any good but fill your heart with hate.

And for someone boasting about being from the south is in NO position to use "incest jokes". :lol

Hey here's a song right up your alley, you fucking pedophile! A classic from Oingo Boingo!

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too

(Repeat first verse)

They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too . . .

And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street

(Repeat Chorus)

(Repeat first verse)

:lol