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darkvare Jun 7th, 2010 10:24 AM

why the main character looks like an ape in crysis

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2010 10:25 AM

why the main character looks like an ape in gears of war

darkvare Jun 7th, 2010 10:32 AM

cause they are both apes?

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2010 10:34 AM

Good enough for me. :|

DougClayton4231 Jun 7th, 2010 09:22 PM

Everyone is beginning to look like a shaved Donkey Kong in these new action games. Just look at Chris Redfield in RE5 or Nico Belic. Man, I wish they made a sequel to DK64....

darkvare Jun 7th, 2010 09:37 PM

jhon marston didn't looked like an ape

liquidstatik Jun 8th, 2010 03:36 AM

ULTIMA ONLINE

OxBlood Jun 8th, 2010 03:58 AM

Playing Fallout 3 again. This time as a Pistol-wielding Idiot who refuses to use any weapon that requires 2 hands. AND he loves the Chinese Pistol which is a real problem since it´s the worst firearm in the game. But hey, what can you do, he still has the Magnum as a backup-gun

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougClayton4231 (Post 688299)
Everyone is beginning to look like a shaved Donkey Kong in these new action games. Just look at Chris Redfield in RE5 or Nico Belic. Man, I wish they made a sequel to DK64....

Especially when he donkey kongs that boulder into the volcano.

Dimnos Jun 8th, 2010 12:19 PM

That was the most retarded part of the game. :lol Wow. What a perfectly rounded boulder just sitting right here next to this lava filled gap the exact same size. Proof that in the world of Resident Evil there is a god and he is laughing at all the poor fool getting eaten by zombies.


Dimnos Jun 8th, 2010 12:21 PM

Oh and...


http://3dnes.blogspot.com/

Tadao Jun 8th, 2010 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 688348)
ULTIMA ONLINE

Don't tease.

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2010 02:19 PM

I've got a copy of Ultima Online still shrink-wrapped.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2010 02:32 PM

I use to have every cloth map ever produced. :(

DougClayton4231 Jun 8th, 2010 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 688408)
That was the most retarded part of the game. :lol Wow. What a perfectly rounded boulder just sitting right here next to this lava filled gap the exact same size. Proof that in the world of Resident Evil there is a god and he is laughing at all the poor fool getting eaten by zombies.


That was honestly the most retarded ending of any game I can think of in recent memory. I love how Wesker falls in LAVA and yet you still have to shoot him with 2 FUCKING RPGS! What were they thinking?

On another note, Crysis turned into a weird alien shooter about 3 hours in. :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2010 04:18 PM

That's how awesome Wesker is though.


COBRA KAAAAA

darkvare Jun 8th, 2010 05:59 PM

the scott pilgrim game looks cool and as long as is michael cera free i'm getting it


http://gameinformer.com/games/scott_...-hands-on.aspx

Phoenix Gamma Jun 9th, 2010 01:43 AM

Got to the part in MGS:Peace Walker where it becomes a time sink. Not only am I managing units, building weapons, and sending men out on missions, I'm building my own Metal Gear. Freaking awesome. Also, two-player Tank Box is awesome.

Bosses are fucking lame (generic vehicles that spit out troops) but three of them are actually really interesting since they're weird robot vehicles. That sing. I've never seen a tank that was capable of punching me with it's treads while boosting out of the room, singing a haunting song, then shouting out a few more notes before leaping onto the ground from the ceiling off camera.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIw6J...eature=related
(skip to 4:00 to see what I mean. It's hilarious.)

Oh, and recruiting people is way more awesome. You strap a fulton balloon onto someone and they just shoot up into the air and get picked up by plane. It's great.

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 688472)
the scott pilgrim game looks cool and as long as is michael cera free i'm getting it


http://gameinformer.com/games/scott_...-hands-on.aspx

It's got Paul Robertson making the graphics and Anamanaguchi making the soundtrack. The game's the total opposite of the movie, and by that I mean "not awful".

OxBlood Jun 9th, 2010 04:23 AM

You build your own Metal Gear ([snake]METAL GEARRRRR ?![/snake])?

Alright, I´ll buy it.

By the way, did I mention that one of my lifelong dreams is to build a fucking mech/mecha/frame/gear/bot/Angriffsrüstung (just so the japanese can use another german word for Mech) and lay waste to a city? :)
One day. Mark my words. One day. If not in this life than in some other, preferably in one where I´m actually able to build...something. Right now, I´m just moderately good at breaking stuff...

Phoenix Gamma Jun 9th, 2010 09:21 AM

I'm not sure how customizable it is. You salavage AI parts from three of the robot bosses, so I dunno if you can make drastically unique Metal Gears. The parts you get do depend on which ones aren't damaged when you fight them, so I don't know.

You CAN change what it says, though. (If the name "Vocaloid" rings a bell, that's the exact software the Metal Gear and robot bosses use.) You don't get it till you finish building and beat the main story, though, so I haven't tried it out. But full control over your talking mech's voice is pretty fucking clutch.

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2010 09:23 AM

I'm about to start Okami on the Wii because I've never played it before. I hope it's good.

EDIT: Vocaloid Metal Gear? OMGFUCK

Phoenix Gamma Jun 9th, 2010 12:06 PM

Yea dude. Watch the youtube I posted 'round 4minutes, that boss uses it too. It's absolutely haunting/hilarious. You can kinda hear it talking/announcing it's attacks too, but that video's really loud.

DougClayton4231 Jun 9th, 2010 12:17 PM

I got about 30 minutes into Okami and stopped caring. I also got stuck due to the dodgy motion controls.

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2010 12:31 PM

:lol

OxBlood Jun 9th, 2010 02:57 PM

Oh, it doesn´t have to be customizable for me to like it, it´s just a nice thought, Snake (the good one, don´t like his "son" that much) building his first (?) Metal Gear.

For custom robot-carnage, I´ll wait for the next Front Mission or a good Armored Core (but I somehow doubt they´ll ever create a really good one).

Still running around in Fallout 3 and the Doc finally got his hands on the Blackhawk-Magnum-Thingy and the Fire-Chinagun (which sucks balls too sadly) He´s also very fond of his homemade mines and likes to blow Yao Guis and Deathclaws to bit with them. Coming along quite nicely.


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