BRAND NEW OFFICIAL I-MOCKERY T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE!
 

I ARE MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT AM REPORTING TODAY TO INFORM FORUM READERS OF NEW OFFICIAL I-MOCKERY MERCHANDISE RELEASE:



CLASSIFICATION: T-SHIRT.

COLOR: NAVY BLUE.

CHARACTERISTICS: SHARK & AWESOME TEXT ON FRONT + I-MOCKERY LOGO ON SLEEVE.

ADDITIONAL PROPERTIES: GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK.

QUANTITIES: LIMITED.

MOCKBOT INSTRUCTS YOU TO VISIT THE FOLLOWING URL FOR FURTHER T-SHIRT PURCHASING DATA:
http://www.i-mockery.com/store.php

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE.

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SPAM!

Nope.

SHARK!

Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it said "JAWSOME"?

:lol I would be rad if the J was invisible until glow in the dark time.

That would rock. Make them that way.

I'm trying to think of a word to describe that besides "awesome" but I'm coming up blank.

is there gonna be a contest to win one cause i'm saving for guitar hero on tour lol :P

Heheh sorry, this initial run of the t-shirts is very limited as it is, so I don't have any freebies to give away. So if ya want one, I'd suggest getting in on it soon only because I can't guarantee more will be printed in the future. If do I print more eventually, however, I'll consider offering them up as one of the prizes in a future contest - but as you know, there are no guarantees you'd be the winner :P

Anywho, thanks to all of you who've ordered the shirt already, I really think you're gonna love your awesome sharks in all o' their glowing glory! :picklehat

the truth is i don't have a credit card is there any other way to pay

Yeah, as stated on the store page, you can email me for details regarding ordering via snail mail with a check or well-hidden cash. Send an email to webmaster@i-mockery.com with what you're interested in and I can send you the ordering details.

No Pesos!

jesus Tadao, you are RACIST!

where's that gif of the little black kid

man not even xxl ;_;

I'm a huge racist.

Hey Willie,

XXL sold out quick, as did the Mediums.

As I said in the blog, if you definitely want a shirt, drop me an email at webmaster@i-mockery.com with exactly what size shirt you need and I'll be sure to order it the next time I order a batch of these shirts. If they keep selling the way they have been over the past 48 hours, I'm guessing I'll order 'em much sooner than expected. :O

Got my shirt, I'll post a pic with the Teamsters/Pimp Status pose soon.

You bastard.

Why did you have to run out of mediums. :c

I told ya they'd sell fast :P

We're out of Small, Medium and XXL. I'll probably order some more in the next month or so since they've been selling real well, so if/when I do that, I'll make another announcement for those of you who missed out on getting the shirts in the size you needed.

10,000 Volt Ghost, lookin' forward to the pics. Hoping a lot of people will send in pics of their shirts in action.

I might take one saturday, plan on wearing it to work.

MarioRPG speaks the truth. there is no other word to describe it..

oh god I want this shirt

I want it so bad

Shark with the Teamsters pose.

In Medium Bitches

lol who would've thought they'd sell out of the plus sizes so quickly :lol