Google Voice
 

Does anyone else use Google voice email when you receive a voicemail? It always takes my voicemails and turns it into some ridiculous engrish.

My dad left me a voicemail that said

"Hey Bill, Its your dad. Hopefully I'll talk to you after work. I'm beat. So Long."

Turned it into

"Hey Bro, its your dad. Hopefully I'll work. I'm dead. Salam."

Which had me terrified when I read it the first time.

Another one from my friend Adam

"Bill its Adam, Give me a favor. Gimme a call back or text me, I'm trying to gifure out that club hot brand. I feel like my brother and I might try to her and from Flores. We're going out and none of the three of us are the club. I was downstairs. I think we're going to meet the Church. I just want to know what the heck. Alrighty."

Me too brah

we the club bill

thats pretty awesome actually its like a chojin/typicalinternetperson translation device

Haha, I just got one:

"Mr. Martin, are you aware that you are over 17 months late with a payment on your subsidized student loan through Sallie Mae? Please contact us so we may settle this dispute."

Haha, they think i'm going to call them :)

they should change its name to bro-blefish.