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Mockery

Apr 6th, 2004 12:31 PM

"I'M A BREEDER" -by McClain

Yep, good ol' McClain is finally back with some new material. You can blame his absence on one tiny, drooling, shitting clump of flesh that is his offspring.

"I'M A BREEDER" -by McClain
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/breeder.asp

Enjoy!

Snatchtastic

Apr 6th, 2004 01:06 PM

:lol

Rez	Apr 6th, 2004 02:37 PM

ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE STILL BITCHY AT EACH OTHER :(

Big McLargehuge

Apr 6th, 2004 02:41 PM

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

McClain

Apr 6th, 2004 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez

ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE STILL BITCHY AT EACH OTHER :(

I actually made that part up. To be honest, I made the whole thing up. I don't have a baby. I'm not married. My name isn't McClain. I'm a character! I'm actually Roger!
But Roger isn't even Roger! He's actually a character of Protoclown. Protoclown is the mastermind behind all of this! ALL OF IT! I AM THE MASTERMIND OF IT ALL!

Mockery

Apr 6th, 2004 03:38 PM

YES BUT I, PROTOCLOWN, AM A CREATION OF GALLAGHER. BE SURE TO CATCH MY RE-RUNS ON COMEDY CENTRAL! I JUST MIGHT DO SOMETHING SHOCKING... LIKE SMASH A WATERMELLON IN SOME NEW CAH-RAY-ZAY WAY!

McClain

Apr 6th, 2004 03:39 PM

YES BUT I, PROTOCLOWN, AM A CREATION OF GALLAGHER. BE SURE TO CATCH MY RE-RUNS ON COMEDY CENTRAL! I JUST MIGHT DO SOMETHING SHOCKING... LIKE SMASH A WATERMELLON IN SOME NEW CAH-RAY-ZAY WAY!

Mockery

Apr 6th, 2004 03:42 PM

YES BUT I, PROTOCLOWN, AM A CREATION OF GALLAGHER. BE SURE TO CATCH MY RE-RUNS ON COMEDY CENTRAL! I JUST MIGHT DO SOMETHING SHOCKING... LIKE SMASH A WATERMELLON IN SOME NEW CAH-RAY-ZAY WAY!

bigtimecow

Apr 6th, 2004 03:43 PM

fucking protoclown. i knew it

Protoclown

Apr 6th, 2004 06:02 PM

LIES

eggyolk

Apr 7th, 2004 12:04 AM

oh you guys! :lol

Rev. Danno

Apr 7th, 2004 04:58 AM

So if Proto is the creator of I-mockery, and I'm the Anti-proto...
God/Proto=Rev. Danno/Lucifer?
So mockers who hang out w/ me and are afilliated w/ me, or want to hang out with me are Anti-Mockery? Hmmmm...

Tropical

Apr 7th, 2004 05:57 AM

I'm confused, but i like your campaign ad in the PYOP thread

Girl Drink Drunk

Apr 7th, 2004 04:03 PM

lol

FartinMowler

Apr 7th, 2004 05:53 PM

:lol I have two kids and remember the lack of intercourse :(

tenno

Apr 7th, 2004 06:57 PM

i laughed, congrats mcclain

Dr. V

Apr 7th, 2004 10:27 PM

Oh McClain you poor poor soul. I give you my deepist sympathies. Just be glad your wife isn't the slut that my brothers girlfriend is. 3 kids at 20 years old. 2 from one guy who isn't my brother and 1 from one guy who no one knows, not even her. Please for the good of your life and all it has to offer, DON'T HAVE ANY MORE!!! Of course this is comming from someone who hates kids.

Matt Harty

Apr 8th, 2004 10:08 AM

I actually read the whole thing and I :lol.

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