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Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 11:18 PM


MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2008 11:19 PM

I wouldn't want to put you guys in the cross-hairs, you might get called gay and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy (guitar woman)

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 11:19 PM

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 11:19 PM

I like her.
:)

MattJack Nov 17th, 2008 11:20 PM

is that really sam's gf?

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 11:23 PM

It's his lager drenched Yorkshire Pudding. ;)

Zomboid Nov 17th, 2008 11:25 PM

I AM TALKING TO THIS GIRL ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS TO SUCK MY COCK AND SHOWING SAM THE FUNNY CHAT PARTS

MattJack Nov 17th, 2008 11:26 PM

yea I thought that was Shrubfest or whatever her name is

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 594767)
I AM TALKING TO THIS GIRL ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS TO SUCK MY COCK AND SHOWING SAM THE FUNNY CHAT PARTS

HELL YES BRAH

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2008 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 594738)
You have no idea, actually :(


I found out it helps a lot if you just don't care as much. I'm pretty sure manliness is measured in how many women have scorned you + chopping down a tree by yourself.

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 11:51 PM

Way to go Sam!

Asila Nov 17th, 2008 11:53 PM

Sam is all about the Shrubfest

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 12:09 AM

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Asila Nov 18th, 2008 12:19 AM

Everyone have a celebratory clap for Sam!

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 12:22 AM

I've got some clap for him.

Neen Nov 18th, 2008 12:22 AM

The clap is hardly anything to celebrate about.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 12:28 AM

I'd celebrate it.

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2008 10:00 AM

I was just working through some more photochop tedium and was thinking...do you think anyone has ever used photoshop to completely fuck with Alzheimer's people?

"And here's you with Hitler, Grandma..."

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 10:16 AM

Sounds like something fun for nursing homes!

Esuohlim Nov 18th, 2008 01:05 PM

Hey Shrubfest...

hi whats up :(

Esuohlim Nov 18th, 2008 01:07 PM

:tear

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 01:32 PM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Nov 18th, 2008 01:41 PM

RANKERI MY GOOD BUDDY

HOW IS FINLAND THIS TIME OF YEAR?

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 01:50 PM

rainy and dark :goth

MetalMilitia Nov 18th, 2008 01:55 PM

Just like Milhouse's heart

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 02:09 PM


RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 02:14 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 02:29 PM

You're supposed to say "THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :("

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 02:34 PM

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 02:38 PM

I just backed through those last few pages.

I never knew I wanted so many peoples cocks.

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 02:46 PM

Yeah, you did. You skanky hoebag. :love

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 02:56 PM

As long as all these cocks don't stop me doing uni work.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 02:56 PM

Awright guys, managed to keep my face from exploding in a fit of nerdrage.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 594702)


Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 03:00 PM

hello shrub, pub, and a gus

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:03 PM

Hello Bunny Rabbit

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 03:03 PM

Hi.

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 03:08 PM

Hey T-Dawg.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 594879)

Am I to take from this rendition's lack of face that the girl in the pink dress is your underaged femme beau?

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:11 PM

Not that it matters now that I put her pic in photobucket, I'm just feeling lazy

And she's eighteen, man, I'm swear I'm not that much of a creep

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 03:17 PM

How old are you, Gus?

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:22 PM

I'm twenty, dammit, I haven't broken the three year rule

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 03:26 PM

Oh, thats ok then. Better than 20 and 16.

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 03:29 PM

1 more year and Gus can drink legally, right? :x

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:31 PM

Yeah, but I don't really see myself breaking out of the solitary drinker mode :sick

Just means that I'll be able to buy the liquor in person and everyone can talk about how much I drink

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:32 PM

:sick? Dammit, what the hell is the stupid green one

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 03:32 PM

Aw, poor Americans. No sex til 18, no beer til 21.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:33 PM

:x

THERE

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:34 PM

Pfft, like hell there's no sex and before eighteen

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:36 PM

Besides, it's like sixteen in Vegas, Alaska, and the entirety of the SOuth

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 03:39 PM

Every american loses his/her virginity on the prom night.

IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:49 PM

I waited til I was 18.
I was a good girl.
WAS

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:54 PM

:pagebrak

Now I find that hard to believe

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:56 PM

Seriously, I had a super lame boyfriend in high school. He wasn't interested in sex at all. He thought it would ruin our relationship.
:(

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 03:57 PM

I would totally grab a few drinks with Gus :(

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:57 PM

GREASILYGOOOOSED

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:59 PM

Not interested in sex with you? Closet case.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:01 PM

That was to CiG, not Sasm, Sam's just for the ladies

Wait, my bad, shrubfest, Sam's just for shrubfest
Sorry man, gotta watch your cover

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 04:01 PM

No Gus, he's just abstinence

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 594889)
I'm twenty, dammit, I haven't broken the three year rule

Hah, I haven't broken the 13 year goal. yet :(

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:02 PM

Most people like to grab drinks with me because I love paying tabs for friends, not necessarily because I'm entertaining company :( >: :(:(

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:03 PM

And abstinece people ARE closet cases

Or just ugly and/or stupid

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:03 PM

Yeah, he was pretty lame. I can't believe I wasted 5 years with him.
He ended up cheating on me with some girl that was 4'7" and looked pregnant.
BWAHHAHAHAH.
Sex DID ruin our relationship, the lack of it encouraged me to be a cheating slut.
He was a terrible lay anyways.

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 594925)
Not interested in sex with you? Closet case.

Well to be fair, we don't know what Cig looked like at 17.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 04:06 PM

GRISLYGUS IN LIGHT OF NEW INFORMATION I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU AN INVITATION TO GO TO THE BAR.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:08 PM

I'M STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELLHOLE WITH NO WAY OUT

DON'T TRY TO RESCUE ME, JUST SAVE YOURSELF

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 594934)
Well to be fair, we don't know what Cig looked like at 17.

I had smaller boobies and no tattoos yet.
Thems was my modeling days.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 04:09 PM

I AM ALSO STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELL HOLE WITH NO WAY OUT. :(

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:09 PM

With a schoolgirl outfit? :love

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:10 PM

DAMMIT SAM I'M TRYING TO PERV HERE

Wait, which hellhole are you stuck in?

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:10 PM

I would totally pay to see Sam in a schoolgirl uniform.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:10 PM

WE CAN CROSS-TUNNEL

MAKE TWO TEAMS SO THAT WE CAN KEEP GOING WHEN THE GUARDS FIND OUT

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 04:11 PM

I'm gonna spend my exchange year in the US, just to hang out with Gus and Sma in the bar :x

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:12 PM

VITTU!

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:12 PM

It'll be lively, the bars around here are cheap and infested with meth-wielding, cracked out rednecks

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:13 PM

AND DER CHUNKY BABBIE MOMMAS

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 04:14 PM

SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED IN THAT INSTANT I AM OVERWHELMED

GRISLYGUS: I AM STUCK IN WILLITS, IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, NO MATTER HOW SHITTY AND BACKWATER YOUR HELLHOLE IS, I ASSURE YOU I HAVE YOU BEAT

CiG: ;)

RANKERI: FINLAND

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 04:15 PM

:pagebrak


I'm sure a skinny white boy from Yurop can manage :x

Also :lol @ CiG

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 04:15 PM

My kinda town!

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:15 PM

Sam I offer you $10 for a picture of you in a schoolgirl uniform.
But I want Shrubbles dressed up as a teacher spanking you.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:15 PM

SAM: ACTUALLY, IN THAT CASE, WE'RE KINDA EVEN

WE SERIOUSLY CAN CROSS-TUNNEL

liquidstatik Nov 18th, 2008 04:16 PM

GIRLYGUS WHAT ABOUT THAT CONTEST?

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 04:16 PM

OMG WILLITS SUCKS ASS! AT LEAST YOU AREN"T IN NAZI TOWN UKIAH THOUGH.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:16 PM

CiG: IF SHRUB IS INVOLVED, I WILL ADD TEN DOLLARS TO THAT POT

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:16 PM

That's the only Finnish word I know, but as far as I can tell, it's the most important one.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:17 PM

OH SHIT, RIGHT, THE CONTEST

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:17 PM

See Sam?
That's $20 bucks so far!
DO IT!

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:18 PM

THE OFFICIAL GRISLY ART COMPETITION ENDS TOMORROW AT 10:00 PM

THE ONLY ENTRIES SO FAR ARE SAM AND LIQUIDSTATIK, AND THEY ARE GODLY

THE REST OF YOU ARE LAZY, SHIFTLESS LAYABOUTS OF SUSPECT PARENTAGE

liquidstatik Nov 18th, 2008 04:19 PM

NOBODY BETTER SEND IN ENTRY OR I SWEAR TO GOD >:

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 04:19 PM

You didn't get that thing I sent you?

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:20 PM

I'm not artistic.
:(
My only talents involve peeing standing up and being obnoxious.
Best of luck to Sam and Liquidstatik!

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:22 PM



TADAO, THE CTHULHU PICTURE WAS AWESOME BUT DID NOT COUNT AS AN ENTRY

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:23 PM

RECAP:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...8799&page=2006

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 04:26 PM

GO SAM!

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 04:26 PM

I am a backwater hellhole.

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:26 PM

Come on Sam, $20 can buy alot of stuff at the Dollar Tree.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 594973)
I am a backwater hellhole.

SAM, DID YOU SEE THAT

THAT'S HOT, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 04:27 PM

Are you kidding that could fund Secret Santa for the next 2 years!

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 04:27 PM

And i'm up for all previous mentioned activity.
If i get a drink out of it.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 04:28 PM

OH GOD, NOW I HAVE TO DO IT.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 04:29 PM

OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:29 PM

GO

GO

GO


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