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Chojin Aug 13th, 2008 12:27 AM

i'd recommend you go to work for a few years before going to college. it really gives you a different perspective on the whole affair.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2008 12:35 AM

I could go to work everyday and live in a shack, all the while completely satisfied with my life. I love work.

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 09:57 AM

i'm at work! as usual :(

but today there's a meeting and my boss is the woman and buys everyone lunch :D

wobzire Aug 13th, 2008 10:52 AM

I'm at work as literally always!

But today it's my birthday!

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 11:01 AM

happy birthday wobzire! how old are you motherfucker

wobzire Aug 13th, 2008 11:07 AM

20 fucking 1

MattJack Aug 13th, 2008 11:20 AM

what did you get?

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 11:20 AM

get crizzunk kid :x :x :x

that's you after your friends bring you out tonight :x :x :x

wobzire Aug 13th, 2008 11:24 AM

My grandma bought me W.O.W. I think she just walked into the electronics store and asked for the most popular game. She called me to wish me a happy birthday as I wrote that. AWE

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 11:30 AM

:/ well i guess she tried RIGHT

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2008 11:33 AM

Holla at me what it do what it is you ain't never seen a playa like this holla at me baby

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 11:36 AM

:holla

wobzire Aug 13th, 2008 11:37 AM

holler!

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2008 11:42 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UluIDC3--us

Don't you want to be a ho tonight?

wobzire Aug 13th, 2008 11:49 AM

kinda.

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 11:53 AM

boats and hoes

ElPila666 Aug 13th, 2008 06:23 PM

coke and toke

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2008 06:47 PM

I'm trying to help someone with their algebra and it's in an entirely different fucking language now :(

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2008 06:50 PM

Why do they have to put letters in math?

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2008 06:52 PM

I don't know but it would help a lot if they didn't muck stuff up by using terms like Cartesian System when they could simplify :(

Guitar Woman Aug 13th, 2008 08:53 PM

I love Algebra because every problem is like solving a MYSTERY.

A MATH MYSTERY. :eek

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2008 09:17 PM

This particular textbook is just so shittily written, simple things no longer make sense. And I've already caught one typo that makes me paranoid about everything else.

The whole thing amounts to RAWRRRRRR KITSA SMASH

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 09:29 PM

so i've been working since 8:30 this morning and still more to come :(

what can help my headache besides tylenol guyz

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2008 09:53 PM

tylenol sucks. Take excedrin and chug really strong coffee, I guarantee it'll put you right.

Dixie Aug 13th, 2008 09:59 PM

Midol extra strength will knock it out. Don't worry though you won't grow boobs and start listening to the Indigo Girls.

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 10:06 PM

i can't stand the smell and/or taste of coffee :o

i trust you carnivore

Dixie Aug 13th, 2008 10:08 PM

Oh I forgot!
I tried Head-On and that crap actually works too!
I have the sinus headache Head-on though, it has been quite helpful in the warm polleny moldish season.

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 10:11 PM

srsly? because the commercials make me rage >:

i gots no money at the moment so i can't do any of these things :( i'm sure it doesn't exist, but is there like a concoction i can put together to cure a headache? or at least placebo me into believing it works?

Tadao Aug 13th, 2008 10:15 PM

Whisky

Dixie Aug 13th, 2008 10:19 PM

Totally serious, I only bought the crap because it was on sale for a dollar. Worth a try for that little.

Hmmmm, cheap headache remedies.....
http://www.health911.com/remedies/rem_head.htm

http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com...Headaches.html

Some of those seem reasonable.

Guitar Woman Aug 13th, 2008 10:20 PM

HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE [ITEM]

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 10:29 PM

as silly as the lemon one sounds, i might try it :x

Asila Aug 13th, 2008 10:34 PM

There's one for muscle cramps or something like that too, I wonder if that works

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 10:50 PM

i just made some tea with lemon! let's hope ;D

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 11:04 PM

I THINK ITS WORKING ;D ;D ;D ;D

Guitar Woman Aug 13th, 2008 11:14 PM

Placebo effect.

bigtimecow Aug 13th, 2008 11:29 PM

either way, i'm happy :)

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2008 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 574015)
I don't know but it would help a lot if they didn't muck stuff up by using terms like Cartesian System when they could simplify :(

Oh man stop talking or else I'm going to have to both make fun of you and NERD THIS PLACE UP at the same time.

WhiteRat Aug 14th, 2008 12:26 AM

By all means, feel free to NERD THIS PLACE UP.

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2008 02:39 AM

THERE IS NO DIGNITY IN DEATH TO SELL THE WORLD YOUR LAST BREATH
THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING OVER ALL EVERYTHING YOU'VE LEFT OVER

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2008 02:40 AM

I SAW YOU STANDING AT THE GATE
WHEN MARLON BRANDO PASSED AWAY
YOU HAD THAT LOOK UPON YOUR FACE
ADVERTISING SPACE

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2008 02:41 AM

I :love Robbie Williams.

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2008 03:04 AM

I :love Darren Stevens :eek

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2008 03:04 AM


Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2008 03:05 AM


Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2008 03:06 AM


Tadao Aug 14th, 2008 04:01 AM

:(

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2008 07:39 AM

Hey, if you want to make fun of me, go for it.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 14th, 2008 10:19 AM

evolution of dick york

Tadao Aug 14th, 2008 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 574120)
Hey, if you want to make fun of me, go for it.

Your bangs are ugly and your fingers are fat.

Tadao Aug 14th, 2008 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades (Post 573884)
I probably missed the boat on this one, but I liked this list despite the low ranking of the Otaku which sorta doesn't fit the description of what I do (Anime blogging), but all up it was a decent article. I've tried almost everything on the list apart from Ren Faire and Furry I think. I wrote one fan fiction story when I was a lad and to this day it gets a lot of hits because a) it wasn't too perverted and b) it was a rare pairing. Still, whenever I lol at fan fic writers I'm loling at myself and others slightly more obsessed than me.

As for the dude who said something about the geeks and nerds being put on the Autistic Spectrum by psychiatrists, I've already dug myself in a hole before about mentioning my condition and I don't want to dig my own grave again.


DAM YOU CAREBEAR FORUM!

wobzire Aug 14th, 2008 01:27 PM

HOLY fuck Hangover!

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2008 01:40 PM

FRESH FISH

wobzire Aug 14th, 2008 01:42 PM

:x

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2008 01:43 PM

Hey wobzire

wobzire Aug 14th, 2008 01:43 PM

heya

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2008 01:44 PM

Want some

wobzire Aug 14th, 2008 01:45 PM

Holy Shit! yes

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2008 01:49 PM

too bad you're a criminal.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 02:38 PM

So I had a dream that Willie & Jixby were staying at my house and it was really awkward.

Then they mowed my lawn, and I thanked them but when I looked at how they had done they hadn't raked the grass at all and I had to do it at twilight so I didn't get a fine from the council, but it was really close to curfew and I was worried I'd get a fine from that as well, and I regretted letting them being there a little.

When I went inside they were watching tv, and I tried to join in, but I was doing it really badly so I went to bed.

Except my Dad was in my room interviewing Richard Dunn, so I quietly went and asked Willie if he wanted to meet Dunn, but Willie said he was too scared and asked if he could wash my dishes instead, but I said no because Jixby might've wanted to join in on that as well.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 574094)

The guy on the right is enjoying it much more than the dude on the left. :eek

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 574100)
I rarely have sex dreams, but when I wake up from them I'm either extremely depressed or extremely angry

Mostly because they're never about random people and always about the people I want to fuck in real life

Even your subconscious thinks you're a big old coward.:lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 574146)
I've been the same bitter, sarcastic person since the eighth grade and I don't think I'm going to change any time soon.

KISS ME, DYLAN! :love

Guitar Woman Aug 14th, 2008 03:54 PM

I love how the other guy is looking at him like COME ON MAN WE'RE MALL COPS THIS IS SERIOUS BUISNESS

wobzire Aug 14th, 2008 04:01 PM

That does look like a pretty nice mall though.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 04:08 PM

I like that they work for the same company, are the same rank, but the black dude wears the janitor overall colour of uniform.

Of course, if he wore the black, he'd be invisible & invisible black dudes loot stores, and the dicotomy of being a mall cop looting stores would fry his brain. :eek

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 574133)
Your bangs are ugly and your fingers are fat.


Are they? I'll be damned.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 05:47 PM

Was the one you asked me to provide not good enough? :tear

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 06:06 PM


wobzire Aug 14th, 2008 06:08 PM

Thats bang on.

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2008 07:36 PM

No, I also have a big nose and frizzy red hair. I don't like the way my voice sounds. You have plenty to work with.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 07:55 PM

...but those are all things I... don't like in... myself! :eek


:(

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2008 08:02 PM

you have frizzy red hair too?

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 08:32 PM

If left unchecked, yes. :(

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2008 08:39 PM

Wow, sucks to be us.

Tadao Aug 14th, 2008 08:44 PM

and then their eyes met.

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2008 08:45 PM

I don't think so, Tadao. I lack the necessary equipment, and besides, he hates me.

Tadao Aug 14th, 2008 08:49 PM

That's how they flirt over there, everything is backwards.

Tadao Aug 14th, 2008 08:50 PM

brakpage:

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 574241)
Am I the only person here that isn't a disgusting slob

If you were one of us then you would, at least, have a reason for being a coward.

WhiteRat Aug 15th, 2008 12:23 AM

Please define "disgusting slob".

Tadao Aug 15th, 2008 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 574247)
I'm like Radar from M*A*S*H!

'
"Yay!"

More like

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2008 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 574252)
Please define "disgusting slob".

Refer to PYPH thread page 474 for examples

liquidstatik Aug 15th, 2008 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572111)


PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED BY THE CAMERA

..

liquidstatik Aug 15th, 2008 03:11 AM

NICE PIMPLE MR. IMSOCLEANANDHAVEGOODHYGIENE

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2008 03:23 AM

DID I HIT A NERVE MR. TATOM?

liquidstatik Aug 15th, 2008 03:46 AM

sorry buddy i had a rough day :(

Tadao Aug 15th, 2008 04:06 AM

Tell me about it while I touch myself.

bigtimecow Aug 15th, 2008 10:55 AM

that shit is gross. my ears are full of wax. jeanette's wax removal videos were so relieving to watch :lol

Pub Lover Aug 15th, 2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 574301)
last night I had a sex dream that this asian girl had 3 arms (her third arm came out of her belly), and she kept trying to jerk me off while having sex.

I think this may mean i'm a homo

I have dreams where I stick my dick in a dude's butthole, and then he does it to me. :blah

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2008 03:07 PM

Dammit, liquid, change your avatar back to that toddler so I won't think you're elpila anymore :(

HickMan Aug 15th, 2008 04:45 PM

I'LL SLICE YOUR FUCKING THROAT TADAO

HickMan Aug 15th, 2008 04:46 PM

:jk

Tadao Aug 15th, 2008 04:55 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Aug 15th, 2008 06:30 PM



I'm gonna miss you, Danny. :(

You know, when you're banned and stuff. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Aug 15th, 2008 06:33 PM

You want the original picture? ;)

liquidstatik Aug 15th, 2008 06:33 PM

+ they're not naked int his one >:

Pub Lover Aug 15th, 2008 06:36 PM


Pub Lover Aug 15th, 2008 06:39 PM


Pub Lover Aug 15th, 2008 06:41 PM

USA! USA! USA!

Pub Lover Aug 15th, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 574351)
I'm gonna miss you, Danny. :(

You know, when I'm banned and stuff.

:x


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