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Grislygus Oct 27th, 2008 01:34 PM



Guys, I turned into liquidstatik over the weekend :(

liquidstatik Oct 27th, 2008 01:47 PM

details? :eek

Grislygus Oct 27th, 2008 02:06 PM

I'm now involved with a highschool girl :(

T tried not to goddammit >:

liquidstatik Oct 27th, 2008 02:09 PM

duuuuuuuude, pictures? and i thought you were like 30 :lol

Grislygus Oct 27th, 2008 02:19 PM

NO PICTURES, EVER


And I'm twenty, fortunately, and she's days over eighteen
I'm set, but I still feel dirty

liquidstatik Oct 27th, 2008 02:21 PM

Oh man, am I srsly older than you? I'm terribly immature. :(

Asila Oct 27th, 2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 590330)
like i like my avatar, self-mutilating john mccain supporters :(

Edit: i change my avatar, so i like my woman like i like my avatar, NONA F. MECKLENBERG

I live in Mecklenburg county :(

And have seen that show :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 27th, 2008 05:58 PM

I was just having the age debate a few days ago with someone. This girl is 17 and this guy has been looking to date her who is 35. Not my cup of tea but she is into him too much.

Tadao Oct 27th, 2008 06:22 PM

Sometimes I get the chance to date younger women, but I always have to make sure that that aren't having a father complex. I don't make a great father to my lovers as I give them all the freedom in the world and all they really want from me is stability and guidance.

Aaarg Oct 27th, 2008 07:48 PM

my idea for a porno: THE MIDAS CUNT.

Tadao Oct 27th, 2008 07:54 PM

You suck at porno movie titles.

Aaarg Oct 27th, 2008 08:30 PM


Tadao Oct 27th, 2008 08:39 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2008 08:40 PM

what the fuck

Sam Oct 27th, 2008 08:43 PM

:tear

Aaarg Oct 27th, 2008 08:52 PM

I remember explaining that comic to my sister months ago.

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2008 08:59 PM

Oh god I just realized that thing is a scorpion ;_;

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2008 09:08 PM

:(

Dude :(

Aaarg Oct 27th, 2008 09:10 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2008 09:13 PM

You are horrible, all of you

Aaarg Oct 27th, 2008 09:37 PM

i'd rather stay here with all the madmen

Emu Oct 27th, 2008 10:50 PM

gonna hide in this thread

Tadao Oct 27th, 2008 10:55 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2008 11:01 PM

:picklehat

Esuohlim Oct 28th, 2008 04:42 PM

DEAR I-MOCKERY I HAVE A CRUSH ON A NEW GIRL NOW :fag

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 04:46 PM

:pagebrak


Does she have blonde hair and blue eyes?

Esuohlim Oct 28th, 2008 04:49 PM

Hell no :x

Grislygus Oct 28th, 2008 05:03 PM

HOLY SHIT SALVATION, PAL! ASK HER OUT PRONTO

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 05:05 PM

LET'S SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!

Grislygus Oct 28th, 2008 05:07 PM

I'm pretty sure he's like me and not dim enough to post pictures :(

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 05:11 PM

Yeah but he can post a lookalike

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 05:15 PM

Do you like my new pic?



Hey gus! can you make the flag say RAPE without the white lettering becoming invisible. Paint makes my background become white and my gif editoe turned my white invisible :(

Grislygus Oct 28th, 2008 05:19 PM

I'm pretty sure mine would do the same thing, but lemme see

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 05:22 PM

I don't want to "buy" photoshop. I get addicted to it and start photoshopping everything.

Grislygus Oct 28th, 2008 05:25 PM

I'd be able to do it if my laptop hadn't fried, I'm stuck on the publishing lab computer :( I can only use whatever crap programs somehow bypass the install-block thing

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 05:28 PM

Hehe, I hate that. Stupid admins won't even let you install java updates. NAZI'S

Grislygus Oct 28th, 2008 05:34 PM

Fucking BORED, Gaw

And Ant10708 goes and rolls over like a little bitch >:






Oh my dear sweet heavenly father the guys with the speakers in his computer is playing David Hasselhoff right now

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 05:45 PM

lol

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 05:46 PM

That's awesome! I learned Journey on guitar to piss off my roommate, only to have him start singing along with me :(

Grislygus Oct 28th, 2008 05:49 PM

I have now looked at the cd case. It is a baywatch soundtrack.

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 06:32 PM

hahahahahaha :(

Kitsa Oct 28th, 2008 07:58 PM


Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 08:05 PM

Yeah but the background isn't see though any more :(


Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 08:07 PM


Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 08:08 PM


Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 08:22 PM

Getting Photoshop cs3 trial isn't as easy as it used to be

Big McLargehuge Oct 28th, 2008 08:36 PM

G.I.M.P

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 08:38 PM

I forgot about gimp lol ty

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 08:46 PM




Kitsa Oct 28th, 2008 09:37 PM

I'm not good at erasing backgrounds yet, sorry.

Esuohlim Oct 28th, 2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 590605)
Yeah but he can post a lookalike

She looks like every other girl I end up liking :(

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 590673)
I'm not good at erasing backgrounds yet, sorry.

Niether am I! That's why I needed a program that kept the background invisible without making all white invisible. Like Photoshop would, but GIMP dod ot just fine ant GIMP is free.

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 590677)
She looks like every other girl I end up liking :(

:( Maybe if you learned to like women for what they are and not what they look like you would wind up happy and fat.

Jerk

Tadao Oct 28th, 2008 09:51 PM

Tirn that into an emoticon so that my photobucket doesn't die. :(

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2008 10:19 AM

My vote for best banner ad ever:



ooh! ooh! I know the answer!

Grislygus Oct 29th, 2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 569208)
Most guys don't want surprises, they want cool bad ass shit. The best surprise is waking up to a blowjob.

TADAO IS A VERY WISE MAN, LADIES

MattJack Oct 29th, 2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TADAO (Post 590757)
Most guys don't want surprises, they want cool bad ass shit. The best surprise is waking up to a blowjob

That's a good surprise, def in top 3, but I'd say finding out that she isn't pregnant after all is the best surprise.

Tadao Oct 29th, 2008 09:52 PM

Kinda NSFW costume.

Spoilers!


It's not bad per say, but your boss might not get the joke.

Grislygus Oct 29th, 2008 10:53 PM

She's got a flat enough chest for the job, I'll give her that

Guitar Woman Oct 29th, 2008 10:59 PM



what

Grislygus Oct 29th, 2008 11:07 PM

"Skip school to see our shitty film




Fag."

DevilWearsPrada Oct 29th, 2008 11:14 PM

i just think her double-a/b cups are obscured tbh

Grislygus Oct 29th, 2008 11:39 PM

Double a means there's little to obscure, Double b does not exist, and you are still far from the sharpest tool in the shed

DevilWearsPrada Oct 29th, 2008 11:42 PM

I said double a slash b, not double b

Grislygus Oct 29th, 2008 11:49 PM

http://www.altrec.com/patagonia/wome...impact-bra-a-b

A sports bra? STILL not much to obscure

Grislygus Oct 29th, 2008 11:51 PM

Oh wait, I see, you meant that she's BETWEEN 1 and 2".

Which would also mean that she has a flat enough chest for the job.

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 01:06 AM

Ah! Then I guess he is a tool in the shed.

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2008 01:17 AM

She's fucking ugly, though, guys

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 01:19 AM

I think she is hawt :(

kahljorn Oct 30th, 2008 01:26 AM

my first impression of that mug was close spoiler window immediately.

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 01:34 AM

You'd look better in that outfit Kahl, unless you took boob pills.

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2008 02:35 AM



You're a baaaaaaad girl.

kahljorn Oct 30th, 2008 02:39 AM

most people would look better in that than her regardless of their boob size.

bigtimecow Oct 30th, 2008 10:18 AM

i'm in my web design class right now and we're playing rockband and my teacher is singing and it's lol :lol

MarioRPG Oct 30th, 2008 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 590825)
"Skip school to see our shitty film




Fag."

Go see it now. Unless your queer.

bigtimecow Oct 30th, 2008 10:30 AM

lol, i love how the tagline for that movie is "how will it all end?" but yet saw 6 was announced at the same time as this one

MetalMilitia Oct 30th, 2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 590900)
i'm in my web design class right now and we're playing rockband and my teacher is singing and it's lol :lol

Is your teacher Jack Black? Because I think I know how this one ends.

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2008 01:48 PM

I just slammed my finger in a folding bookcase and it hurt like thunderous fuck :(

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 590905)
lol, i love how the tagline for that movie is "how will it all end?" but yet saw 6 was announced at the same time as this one

I took that as "We have a great twist at the end of the movie!" not that it was the end of the line.

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2008 04:07 PM

So American Spirit is a pretty good brand to smoke if you ever want to be bored out of your addiction

Mabye I'm just disappointed because I spent 5 minutes trying to light the goddamned thing but that was the most generic cigarette I've ever tasted :<

Asila Oct 30th, 2008 04:13 PM

They're packed tighter so you gotta roll em a little to loosen everything up, which will make lighting them easier. I can't help with the taste though.

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 04:21 PM

If you smoke enough, flavor wont matter.

liquidstatik Oct 30th, 2008 04:25 PM

What tadao said ya pussy

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 04:32 PM

:x

liquidstatik Oct 30th, 2008 04:34 PM

I DON'T SMOKE THE STRESS I BEEN BLESSED, SO IF ITS IN DA URR IT'S DA BEST

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2008 04:57 PM

I pretty much smoke only because I like the taste

Mabye I should have bought a pack of Periques

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 05:00 PM

I don't smoke :(

Or drink :(

Or have fun :( :(

liquidstatik Oct 30th, 2008 05:09 PM

sXe huh milhouse

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 590958)
I don't smoke :(

Or drink :(

Or have fun :( :(

With the heartbreak open
So much you cant hide
Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuends follow
There must be something inside hes hiding

We dont follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know were going to set them set them
So everyone can take note take note

When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that youre al green al green

No ones gonna tell me
Whats wrong or whats right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that Ive won the big fight big fight

Look out or theyll tell you
Youre a superstar
Two weeks and youre an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Dont drink... etc.

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 05:21 PM

Damn, now I gotta download Adam Ant

Zomboid Oct 30th, 2008 05:54 PM

NSFW: http://touchmywii.com/

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 06:07 PM

Hahahaha

liquidstatik Oct 30th, 2008 06:30 PM

:lol

pac-man Oct 30th, 2008 06:47 PM

How long is this?

Big McLargehuge Oct 30th, 2008 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 590946)
So American Spirit is a pretty good brand to smoke if you ever want to be bored out of your addiction

smoke the perique blend. those are tasty as hell.

Big McLargehuge Oct 30th, 2008 08:08 PM

i heart american spirits :0

kahljorn Oct 30th, 2008 08:23 PM

i got chronic hearts

MarioRPG Oct 30th, 2008 08:25 PM

Oh guys, I meant to say that it snowed yesterday. :Canada

kahljorn Oct 30th, 2008 08:26 PM

god is trying to turn the weather against ME

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2008 08:28 PM

I take back what I said after smoking another one, these are actually pretty good.

Any brand's first cigarette tastes bad, I guess?


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