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Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 12:36 AM

The Shinning is on.
I'm bummed because I can't get my bone meds anymore and now I have to stop drinking hard booze because I will do that to kill the pain. A miserable drunk is the worst kind of drunk.

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:37 AM

Oh wait yes I can, I was getting beaten up for random shit two years ago AWESOME YES I SAID AWESOME

Guitar Woman Nov 2nd, 2008 12:38 AM

I take these things srsly, asila

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:39 AM

yay

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 591504)
The Shinning is on.
I'm bummed because I can't get my bone meds anymore and now I have to stop drinking hard booze because I will do that to kill the pain. A miserable drunk is the worst kind of drunk.

Wait, what?

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 12:42 AM

I said "The Shining is on"

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:43 AM

I'M WHAT-ING AT THE OTHER PART OF THAT DEAR

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 12:49 AM

I'M GOING TO BE IN TONS OF PAIN UNTIL LATE JULY IF NOT LONGER

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:50 AM

:(

Guitar Woman Nov 2nd, 2008 01:18 AM

I wish I had some spiced rum

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 01:22 AM

OH I HAVE SOME

IF I HAD MORE I'D OFFER TO SHARE

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 01:10 AM

SO HEY >:

Guitar Woman Nov 2nd, 2008 01:16 AM

hi

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 01:18 AM

OH

HEY

WHAT'S UP

kahljorn Nov 2nd, 2008 04:43 AM

hey tadao isn't it almost opium season in california LO

kahljorn Nov 2nd, 2008 04:44 AM

I'm a married person now :O

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 04:49 AM

I try to stay away from masking the pain. The thing that works the best are NSAIDs. But you can't just take a ton of Aleeve. Those commercials are bullshit. :(

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 04:50 AM

I'm still technically married since 1995 :O

kahljorn Nov 2nd, 2008 04:51 AM

pfft then don't bitch -- nigga

Kitsa Nov 2nd, 2008 07:27 AM

tout de suite but don't worry about it

Aaarg Nov 2nd, 2008 01:54 PM


DevilWearsPrada Nov 2nd, 2008 05:35 PM

tadao would like to have a word with you

Grislygus Nov 3rd, 2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 591543)
I'm a married person now :O


CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY

MOTHERFUCKERS GET TO CONGRATULATIN' RIGHT NAW

Dixie Nov 3rd, 2008 03:38 PM

Whaaaaa?

Tadao Nov 3rd, 2008 03:40 PM

If I did it would be false and insulting to his marriage, but I do wish him all the best luck with it.

kahljorn Nov 3rd, 2008 03:49 PM

thanks grizlebees :D

i had a ton of fun and did a lot of drugs !! :D

MattJack Nov 3rd, 2008 04:34 PM

hey sexy lady it was nice to know you, but I got to move on

Colonel Flagg Nov 3rd, 2008 10:56 PM

Happy birth-year to all you new voters out there. I remember being 30 in 1990 - but just barely. :\

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2008 12:11 AM

I just noticed that your signature is taken from the best movie ever made, Flagg

Aaarg Nov 4th, 2008 12:23 AM

i don't remember that from drop dead fred. . .

Maxilor Nov 4th, 2008 12:26 AM

What in the hell is goin on in here!? >:

Aaarg Nov 4th, 2008 12:42 AM

word-for-for retelling of TITUS ANDRONICUS

kahljorn Nov 4th, 2008 12:50 AM

i really liked the movie with anthony hopkins :(

Aaarg Nov 4th, 2008 01:06 AM

bram stoker's dracula? hated it.

Colonel Flagg Nov 4th, 2008 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 591817)
I just noticed that your signature is taken from the best movie ever made, Flagg

Back when Rick Moranis was actually funny. :lol

RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 11:05 AM



Someyday I'm gonna go and get my kicks on route SNIKTY-SNIKT :(

Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 588625)
England is awesome! :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 588628)
oh. is it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 588629)
Yeah specially falklands :(

:lol

mangeur de chatte Nov 4th, 2008 12:30 PM



One of the best comics ever, indeed :)

ElPila666 Nov 4th, 2008 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 591867)
:lol

http://s414.photobucket.com/albums/p...nt=Sarah-1.jpg

:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love


Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 12:53 PM


Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 12:58 PM


ElPila666 Nov 4th, 2008 01:32 PM


liquidstatik Nov 4th, 2008 02:20 PM

I'D STICK MINE IN THERE NO DOUBT

RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 02:20 PM


:lol

kahljorn Nov 4th, 2008 02:41 PM

Quote:

bram stoker's dracula? hated it.
Titus Adronicus :(

Sam Nov 4th, 2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 591893)

:lol

Is that from the Punisher/Painkiller Jane crossover?

Esuohlim Nov 4th, 2008 03:32 PM

Shrubfest is pretty :(

Tadao Nov 4th, 2008 03:34 PM

Oh no, Milhouse will never talk to her again :(

RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 591909)
Is that from the Punisher/Painkiller Jane crossover?

Yeah

Tadao Nov 4th, 2008 03:51 PM


RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 03:52 PM


liquidstatik Nov 4th, 2008 04:28 PM

Hah, that's nifty :o

liquidstatik Nov 4th, 2008 04:29 PM

not that the divorce lawyer's card >:

RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 04:38 PM


Maxilor Nov 4th, 2008 04:51 PM


Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 07:12 PM

Happy Birthday, Austin and Brian. ;)

I'm sorry I did not wish you a happy birthday, GW. However, we both knew it wouldn't be. ;)

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2008 09:41 PM

My birthday present was that I got to start chainsmoking

yay

Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 10:24 PM

Pictures of you sucking one down, please. :(

pac-man Nov 4th, 2008 10:26 PM

You might want to re-word that Pub.

Kitsa Nov 4th, 2008 10:42 PM

I doubt it.

Asila Nov 4th, 2008 10:42 PM

:lol

Asila Nov 5th, 2008 12:21 AM

Obama won :o

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 12:27 AM

I'm sure America is a better place because of it :\

Asila Nov 5th, 2008 12:30 AM

SARCASM

Sam Nov 5th, 2008 12:32 AM

ANYONE WHO ANNOUNCES THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF THE UNITED STATES NOW IS OFFICIALLY A RACIST. :(

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 12:35 AM

:lol

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 12:38 AM

:lol

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 01:49 AM

lol, McCain's Wikipedia page

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2108/mccainfs3.png

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 01:51 AM

lol :rolleyes

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 02:21 AM

WIKIPEDIA VANDALISM IS FUNNY

RANKERI YOU PUNK SHIT

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:23 AM

DID INDECISION 2008 ALREADY AIR MY DISH SAYS ITS ON BUT ITS SHOWING FUTURAMA >:

Asila Nov 5th, 2008 02:27 AM

IT AIRED TWICE BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON YOUR TIME ZONE, IT SHOULD COME ON AFTER FUTURAMA

pac-man Nov 5th, 2008 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 592023)
ANYONE WHO ANNOUNCES THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF THE UNITED STATES NOW IS OFFICIALLY A RACIST. :(

I'm leaving.

kahljorn Nov 5th, 2008 03:27 AM

if things get worse im leaving :(

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 03:28 AM

indecision2008 wasn't as funny as i was hopin :(

pac-man Nov 5th, 2008 03:56 AM

I was debating between watching that with my roommates or going to the bar. Went to the bar. Glad I didn't miss anything.

Fathom Zero Nov 5th, 2008 09:11 AM

dude wtf our president's black and shit.

Dixie Nov 5th, 2008 10:07 AM

My cats ate my lamb kabob.
:(
Bad kitties.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 12:58 PM

I'M IN LOVE, GUYS :(


didn't think I'd ever find anyone worth a shit :(

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 01:22 PM

FUCK YOU GUS

:CRY

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:25 PM

Would it make you feel worse if I told you that she was gunning for me at the get-go?

Anyway we'll both probably be miserable once she gets bored of me :(

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 01:34 PM

Wait, is this the same girl from before? I forget what the problem was.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:42 PM

Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).

Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them

On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her

But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us :(

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 01:51 PM

Post her picture I want to see her boobs

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:57 PM


Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 02:00 PM

And that's just for you, I'm ripping that shit right off of the internet pretty damned soon

SO SAVE IT NOW, PUB

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 02:01 PM

who isn't here to see it :(


He's just gonna die when he realizes that he missed it :(

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:12 PM

i saved it for him ;)

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 02:13 PM

Ida pm'd it to him, I'm not heartless

isn't she a little old for you to save?

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:14 PM

i saved it for him

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 02:14 PM

And now he's joined us anyway, so everything's hunky-dory

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 02:14 PM

Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

ARE HER EYES CROSSED >:

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:15 PM

she's also a little too faceless and her open crotch is being hidden by a cross :(

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 02:15 PM

Holy shit, it's Matt Murdock! Run Gus RUN!

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 592158)
Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

She's a jew and thought it would be funny

She's the star swimmer on her team, loves Iron Maiden and laughs at horror movies with me

I don't wanna like someone this much :(

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 02:17 PM

She is cute. I like the whole 'lack of face' in a woman. ;)

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 02:22 PM

At least I showed you more than Esuohlim did of his megacrush



Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone. :(

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 02:26 PM

I can still see it :/

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 02:27 PM

Could you replace that red x with a sketch of the photograph? With Hitchcock standing behind her with his hand on her shoulder? All paternal like.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 02:28 PM

Actually, I like the sound of that


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