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Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 08:45 PM


Kitsa Nov 19th, 2008 09:13 PM


Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 09:23 PM


Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 09:25 PM

ZBF is all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :eek"

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 09:46 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...r/glowbear.jpg

Guitar Woman Nov 19th, 2008 09:46 PM

oh my god, is that really ZBF

Kitsa Nov 19th, 2008 09:47 PM

NM THIS ONE I AM ASHAMED TO LOOK AT ITS INFERIORITY

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 595491)
oh my god, is that really ZBF

Yup.

ZeldasBiggestFan.

Eating Cake.


Like the FatFuck He Fucking Is, The Fuck.

Kitsa Nov 19th, 2008 09:58 PM

I fucked up. This is better.


Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 10:12 PM

Now that one is good. I like that so much I'm sending it to him. Thanks, Kitsa!

Kitsa Nov 19th, 2008 10:14 PM

I do what I can

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 10:39 PM


Kitsa Nov 19th, 2008 10:41 PM

I like grisly's better.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock (Post 595500)
This movie had a different tone, style, but it still works and Daniel Craig is still the best Bond ever.

Better than Connery?

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 10:48 PM

Back from work and my nightly workout!
I love you all.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 10:50 PM

Which stripper tunes did you use?

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 10:51 PM

CiiiiiiiiiiiiiG

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 10:52 PM

Tonight I worked out to Carnivore.
Nothing makes you want to strain your biceps more than a deep voice screaming "MALE SU-PREM-ACY!"
I need something a bit violent for weight training.

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 10:56 PM

Everytime I do weights I do it with this monstrous machine and I end up getting my hair caught in it. Which is very funny.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 10:56 PM

Five Million Dead



Tell me you listened to Five Million Dead while you ground it out, you'll be my hero

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 10:57 PM

I put my hair in a nice bun so that doesn't happen.
I have issues with sunroofs in cars however.

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 10:58 PM

All Carnivore is loved by me, I even sing along while I'm on the elliptical!
My username isn't a joke.
Carnivore is my favorite band ever, especially since Venom done fucked up.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:01 PM

USA FOR USA

USA FOR USA

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:03 PM

I'm still considering a Carnivore tattoo, I don't know where I'd put it though.

Guitar Woman Nov 19th, 2008 11:06 PM

I know a good place :picklehat

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:07 PM

I'm very picky about tattoo placement.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:15 PM

I have a better one, as well as a handy dandy rough schematic!











Okay okay okayokayokay, Just a thought, jeez

you'd be a goddess, I'm tellin ya

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:17 PM

Fuck no.
The boobs must remain unmarked.
NOTHING on the chest.
The chest is perfect as is.

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:17 PM

Just think how funny it would look when I get my boob lift in 20 years.

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:18 PM

That's still cool though

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:20 PM

My hip might be a good place though.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:21 PM

That would probably be the most painful tat imaginable if it went over the areola as shown

But that's what whiskey and painkillers are for!

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:23 PM

As much as I bleed, I refuse to take blood thinners before getting a tattoo.
I want to be able to feel the whole thing.
And then I want sex.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:26 PM

Hang on, drew sumpin else up in hea

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:28 PM

Yeah, I cheated and scribbled a schematic on a prexisting reference pic I had lying around, sue me


Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:29 PM

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure the pain is part of the reason for getting a tattoo

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:29 PM

Hahaha great!
I'd get it in the front though.
All space on my back is reserved.

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:30 PM

Maybe what Grisly drew but closer to the hump of the hip so it has a 3-D affect

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:30 PM

I don't know how yous guys can stand needles

When I finally get mine I'm getting fucked all the hell up beforehand

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:32 PM

I'll have to draw it on with a sharpie and see if I like it there.
I always test drive new tattoos like that.
But it's gonna be awhile before I get a new one.
I can't get them for super cheap anymore :(

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:32 PM

It makes the healing part harder :(

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:34 PM

Seriously dude, don't be like wasted drunk when you get one, it'll make you bleed alot and it'll hurt more.
Remember they have to wipe the blood away constantly and on freshly tattooed skin, the wiping can be really painful.
You're better off being straight and just not looking when they do it.

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 11:36 PM

I'm not getting any tattoos because I'm an Orthodox Jew. This site is Kosher, right? :eek

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:36 PM

I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:37 PM

Plus being drunk makes you bleed more afterwards, and the more you bleed the longer it takes for the tattoo to heal. The last thing you want is that shit peeling all to hell, it sucks.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:37 PM

Well, maybe scrimshaw isn't nearly the right word for the designs I have, but it's really the closest description I can think of right now

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:38 PM

Cleaning litter box.
BRB

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 595553)
I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it

Okay, what?

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:42 PM

I've been working on intricate patterns and linework to go on my left hand (and possibly with flows going up the arm as well) since I turned eighteen, snapping pictures, and continually working on the overall design. When I finally work up the nerve (and have a rather secure line of work that a newly decorated hand won't endanger) I'm going to draw it myself, and all the tattoo parlor has to do is follow the lines

The application will suck so motherfucking, unbelievably hard I can't even fathom it at this point

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:47 PM

Picking the hand is pretty ballsy, I will say that. I got both of mine on fleshy, less painful body parts

Cause I am a GIRL

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:50 PM

POOP BOX IS CLEAN!

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:52 PM

GOOD JOB

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:55 PM

I wish my in-laws weren't visiting this weekend.
:(

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:57 PM

Bring them with you when you get the tattoo! Scare them!

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:59 PM

They think I'm sweet and a good christian girl, kind of.
Telling Jim's mom about living with crust punks was probably the most fun I've had with them. Other than shopping at the Dollar Tree for VBS stuff.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:01 AM

So, how have they not noticed that you're a hardcore metalhead?

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:02 AM

Well they know I love metal, and they know their son plays metal.
They just don't know what we like.
She used to buy him Christian metal stuff, and some of it is pretty good.
They know very very very little and we want to keep it that way.
They don't even know we smoke cigarettes.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:04 AM

Well, that sucks.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:05 AM

Yeah.
At least we only see them like twice a year.
But when they're here it's very stressful.
I'm de-odorizing the smoke smell in our house as we speak.

We used to take all our metal posters and fantasy art down, I refuse to do all that now.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:07 AM

Good. Whatcha got, Frazetta?

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:07 AM

That just sounds like a hell of a rude awakening.

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 595583)
Yeah.
At least we only see them like twice a year.
But when they're here it's very stressful.
I'm de-odorizing the smoke smell in our house as we speak.

We used to take all our metal posters and fantasy art down, I refuse to do all that now.

I have this oil lamp--that I cannot think of the name for now--that I don't need anymore ;_; that gets the smoke smell out of the house in one burning IF YOU WANT IT

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:09 AM

Green Death hangs over our fireplace.
Then one of his movie posters.
Then a whole bunch of heavy metal stuff.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:11 AM

I've always meant to get a print of Sea Monster

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:12 AM

Frazetta's just the best. Vallejo tries so hard to bite his style.

Misdemonar Nov 20th, 2008 12:12 AM

HEY CIG YOU WANT ME TO METAL IT UP WHILE YOUR INLAWS ARE INTOWN.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:13 AM

Yes. Yes I do.
And I want pictures.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:13 AM

I fucking spit on Vallejo, man, that shit's ghey

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:14 AM

speaking of killing yourself I had a camel wide today and it was fucking delicious

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 595591)
HEY CIG YOU WANT ME TO METAL IT UP WHILE YOUR INLAWS ARE INTOWN.

And pass out on my front lawn.
Peeing is optional.

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 595594)
speaking of killing yourself I had a camel wide today and it was fucking delicious

that was the last thing I smoked :(

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:17 AM

I'm going to a real tobacconist tomorrow to buy a pack of unfiltered lucky strikes, because I am god damned hardcore

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:18 AM

I'll stick with my cowboy killers.
Like a good southern girl.

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:19 AM

YOU FUCKING SMOKERS DON'T DO THIS TO ME

MattJack Nov 20th, 2008 12:21 AM

Camel man myself

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:22 AM


Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:23 AM


Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:27 AM

>:

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:27 AM


Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:29 AM

I love American Spirits but they're as expensive as fuck

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:30 AM

Try shopping different places. If I walk a little further I can get the Perique kind for as low as $4.80.

MattJack Nov 20th, 2008 12:30 AM


Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:31 AM


Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:32 AM


Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:34 AM

I didn't get MattJack's pic until a second ago :x

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 595612)
Try shopping different places. If I walk a little further I can get the Perique kind for as low as $4.80.

What are you serious? The smoking place here charges 6 bucks for those AND WE'RE IN TOBACCO COUNTRY

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:35 AM

She's right.

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:36 AM

There's a tobacconist by my house I just found out about that sells common stuff for 3 bucks a pack :lol

Djarums there are cheaper than most convenience stores charge for normal stuff :eek

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:38 AM

I'm going to clean more of my house.
I will see you guys in the morning.

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tobacco Town Review
Low, low prices! Creepy staff! Creepier patrons! This place is a sinner's wonderland, with an astonishing array of cheap cigarettes (good brands, too) and lots of beer to choose from. But it's like a black hole into the film "Deliverance," with toothless alcoholics buying a week's supply of PBR at noon. Also, the staff seems sort of... slow. And it's kind of out of the way. Hence the three star rating. If you want cheap cigs and are feeling brave, check this place out.

In my experience this isn't true but I might have been in there on a good day

MattJack Nov 20th, 2008 12:45 AM


Seven Force Nov 20th, 2008 12:49 AM

gw you my rucky star ^_^

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 02:51 AM



Ya'll pussies. Tailor made fags!

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 08:31 AM


MetalMilitia Nov 20th, 2008 08:38 AM


Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 09:01 AM

Hey there lil' buddy!

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 09:11 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 09:17 AM

That is way cool!
Good morning Kitsa!
:D

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 09:18 AM

mornin' sunshine.

I'm trying to put off cleaning litterboxes because one of the cats took a nasty stinky dump in one. I hate soft catpoops that stick to the scooper :(

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 09:20 AM

Awwwww
Soft kitty poopies is icky.
I shake the box to coat the poopies.


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