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Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 09:24 AM

:pagebrakyeah, me usually too

this one hasn't been wormed yet so I treat her poopies like biohazard level 4.

She's still pissed at me from trying to clip her claws yesterday.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 09:26 AM

Mine haven't been wormed either.
But I haven't seen any evidence of the squigglies yet.
I refuse to clip kitty claws, nail filing works better.

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 09:27 AM

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=41659155

This one is an adult stray who was pretty emaciated, so I'm assuming she had -something-. But she's also got these long dragonlady claws like razorblades, and she knows how to fight.

*sigh* better go get it out of the way.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 10:14 AM

When I get off the phone with my mother I shall respond.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 10:53 AM

Good luck with the soupy poopies!
At least she has a good home now!

On a side note I almost peed my pants when I returned from my morning walk.

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 11:46 AM

Well, all that's done anyway, but for some reason I'm out of energy and just want to go back to bed. Heh.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 11:47 AM

Cat poop can do that.
I'm thinking about a nap too.
Cat cuddling is a good reason to take a nap.

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 12:40 PM

I'm never lucky enough to actually get to the nap part.

Yesterday I managed a half hour before some friend of the bf's called and left a long, incoherent message on the voicemail. I think he was high.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 01:12 PM

That sounds delightful.
You get many drunk dial type calls?

Pub Lover Nov 20th, 2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 595646)
THAT CUTE INTERNET GIRL HAS INTERNET CRUSH ON ANOTHER INTERNET GUY THAT IS NOT ME



:'(

YEAH? I THINK I KNOW WHO IT IS! >:
Spoilers!

liquidstatik Nov 20th, 2008 02:58 PM

:lol PUB HOW CULD YOU DO THAT TO A NIGGA :'(

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 03:08 PM

BWAHAHAHA

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 595730)
:lol PUB HOW CULD YOU DO THAT TO A NIGGA :'(

You're Will Smith?

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 03:28 PM

Does that mean Will Smith is gonna be our president?

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 03:42 PM

He already is!

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 04:02 PM

Shit, needling Bahmo's like suing Michael Jackson

douche deserves it, but he's just too pathetic to really be any fun

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 04:47 PM

CiG....not really.

This guy sang a song for like 2 minutes and then rambled about cars and walking and getting pot. BF says he doesn't even know how the guy got his cell # (right).

Pub Lover Nov 20th, 2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 595905)
Any of those stupid Disney preteen celebrities.

Danny, I didn't think the question was "who would you punch with your dick?" :eek

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 05:19 PM

I'm not Danny :(

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 05:25 PM

Well this has been a great day on i-mockery, but I have to clean house and get ready for work.
See you cool Kittens and boppin' Daddy-Os later!

Pub Lover Nov 20th, 2008 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 595909)
I'm not Danny :(

I see you're not denying that you want to bludgeon Hannah Montana with your wang. I like that in a woman. :love

Pub Lover Nov 20th, 2008 05:44 PM


Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 05:47 PM

Dammit, gotta go take a test now. Somebody let me know if Bahmo kills himself

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 05:50 PM

awesome. I kind of looked like a dude in that one anyway.

I prefer these photochops pls:






pac-man Nov 20th, 2008 06:49 PM

I prefer them as well.

Pub Lover Nov 20th, 2008 06:56 PM


Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 07:00 PM

I'm going to report you!

Esuohlim Nov 20th, 2008 07:07 PM

:lol

MetalMilitia Nov 20th, 2008 07:22 PM

I just noticed this awesome thing on digg:

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/

Try it.

For example a question that gets commonly asked: http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Why+is+Guitar+Woman+so+gay+all+the+time%3F

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 07:25 PM

That's great! Now I can stop saying "Because they don't have google where (insert name) lives."

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 07:27 PM


Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 07:29 PM

HER HEAD'S ON FIRE

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 07:29 PM

who's that?

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 07:30 PM

It's another Guitar Woman

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 07:32 PM

Lol that hot or not site changed the pic, It's great how that was the first one that showed for me.

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 07:34 PM

The whole guitar woman situation is too damn confusing for me.

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 07:40 PM

Careful, thinking about it turns you into a he/she.

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 07:46 PM

I bought a pack of Lucky Strikes today and got all the ladies :picklehat

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 07:53 PM

I am a winner in real life and have a reason to live :picklehat

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2008 07:58 PM

I used to eat Lucky Strikes when I was young. I remember them tasting better than Zebra gum but barely.

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 08:14 PM

Hahaha your talking about the cigarette gum huh! I used to buy those all the time.

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 08:18 PM

lmao@tadao.heknowswhy


Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 08:23 PM

:p

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 08:27 PM

she's going to think it's me probably

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 08:41 PM

that's the best part

Pub Lover Nov 20th, 2008 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 595900)
I hate snapple-aftertaste. Nasty.

Does it taste of tin? :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 596020)
seriously, is it that hard to make your own goddamn .gifs people

Yes. :(


liquidstatik Nov 20th, 2008 10:16 PM

IS THAT TIT PIMPLE OR DOES MY MONITOR HAVE A SMUDGE?

DevilWearsPrada Nov 20th, 2008 10:19 PM

bewbs :love

Tadao Nov 20th, 2008 10:28 PM

OMG Kitsa, I was poking around in that blog, what a bunch of superficial old crows. I feel a little sick now.

liquidstatik Nov 20th, 2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

(8:31:54 PM) Pub Lover: I was looking at another monitor and I looked back at this one and it had a 14 year old camwhore on it and I was all "haha, goodthing no one walked in" and minimized it and behind that was a close up of jeannette mccurdy's crotch, and I went "haha, oh shit" and minimized that and behind it was an asian chick puking on a guys dick... I am so getting fired oneof these days.



:lol

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 10:34 PM

lol tadao, I attract a lot of that.

Pub- have you ever had passionfruit or some other tropical drink and had a really unpleasant sick-sweet sourness in your mouth afterward? That's like snapple aftertaste.

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 10:35 PM

is the flavor you're describing present in mangos if you don't peel them right?

Because fuck that :x

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 10:36 PM

somewhat.

Think rotting sweet-tart.

Pub Lover Nov 20th, 2008 10:47 PM



Also, I assure you all, that Danny was the one to send me a link to each of those things in the last few hours. >:

However, I do take the blame for totally being into those things though. :x

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 10:49 PM

Post-work pee pee time!

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 10:54 PM

Oh, that's where you were going with it. Wocka wocka wocka.

I was too worried about properly conveying the horror of this drink.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 596059)
I'm so excited

I just can't hide it

Stop wearing such tight pants. ;)






but really, please don't... stop! :orgasm

Plus pics, plzkthnx :wank

liquidstatik Nov 21st, 2008 12:18 AM

PUB YOU HAVE DECENT TEETH TO BE EUROPEAN

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:04 AM

WAKE UP IT'S SNOWING!

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:11 AM

Awww, it seems to be dying off now.

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:14 AM

It's supposed to change to rain at like 8.
The cats are staring out of the window with wild curiousity. Having never seen snow, they do not yet realize how much they will hate it.

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:16 AM

Dr V is only 23? WTF
Happy Birthday Dr. V

Crimson Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 08:28 AM

It's snowing in WV, but the kids still have school.

Crimson Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 08:33 AM




So the cats don't have to touch the snow.

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:36 AM

I'm saving their first contact with snow for when it's nice and deep.
Then I'm tossing their butts in it to see how they react.
This is very piddly snow.
In NC, November is way to early for snow.

School bus just went by.

Crimson Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 08:38 AM

I like snow, and turtles of course.

Esuohlim Nov 21st, 2008 08:49 AM

I'm tired of Aaarg making threads

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 596126)
I'm tired of Aaarg making threads

Put them in here. Long established tradition.

Or put them all into one long Aaarg only thread, maybe Pac-Man and Seven Force too. Ghettoize those dirty apes. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 596066)
PUB YOU HAVE DECENT TEETH TO BE EUROPEAN

For a European, for sho. For a real person, I look like I bite open bottles as a hobby.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 596115)
WAKE UP IT'S SNOWING!

I would hope not. Snow ruins summer. :(

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 12:12 PM

Well it was back in 1849 at the springfield golden nugget mine,
that my great-grandma, Dlores saved the day
when she propped the shaft and saved the lives
of the other forty other springfield wives
when all ma grandpa's buddies ran away

The menfolf found their women scary
'cos they were so big and hairy,
they thought of dynamite to seal them in

Gramps was known as "chapped lips calhoun",
he was in the local saloon,
in came Billy-Joe Walton through the door
he said they've blown the golden nugget
my granddaddy said "oh darn it"
"you burried my Dlores, my sweet little golden ore"

Swing it son

Now my granddaddy jumped from his table,
finished his jug,
and he got up to that mine just as a likety-darn-split as he could,
stopped off to fetch a shovel,
feed the dogs,
brush his teeth,
clean the john and give his hoss one final rubdown

cos' a cowboy's life ain't easy,
and cowboy's life is hard,
you can take him from the saddle,
but he'll be forever scarred

'cos my grandpa was a man in love,
called Dlores his "praerie dove",
and he told her that he loved her with every sigh

'cos she never once forgave him,
even underneath the cave in,
but he knew that she would forgive him,
in that goldmine in the sky

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 12:13 PM

The only reason you need to drive a pick up ;)

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 12:20 PM

I am pretty sure it was that song that got me to like Country music. :x

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 12:31 PM

I hate cleaning my own house, I don't get paid for it.
:(

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 12:35 PM

But isn't that what women are for? :(

BLEU Nov 21st, 2008 12:37 PM

Burn.

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 12:50 PM

I just had a cat and a dog spayed in the same week.

I feel like I'm on some sort of gonad-ripping rampage. :(

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 12:51 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 12:55 PM

BTW, tadao, that lady removed your post.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596148)
I feel like I'm on some sort of gonad-ripping rampage. :(

:love

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 596152)
I remember this thread the first time around!

I still think it is 2006 :(

I often forget it isn't 2001. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 596152)
Some of the people around here makes Courage the Cowardly Dog seem like a better option.

I do my best. ;)

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 01:27 PM

:rolleyes

MetalMilitia Nov 21st, 2008 01:31 PM

SHUT UP FINLAND

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 01:31 PM

I still round the year out to 2000, then get really depressed when I realize it's closer to 2010.

MetalMilitia Nov 21st, 2008 01:32 PM

You weren't even born in the year 2000 guitar woman.

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 01:33 PM

I'd have to have been born yesterday to not see that joke coming a mile off!

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:35 PM

Let's all meet up in the year 2000!

Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown? :eek

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2008 01:35 PM

Seventeen, a nature's queen
You know what I mean
Twenty one, A long one
And you can see the numbers run :rawk

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2008 01:36 PM

ROCK BOTTOM, ROCK BOTTOM


ROCK BOTTOM

MetalMilitia Nov 21st, 2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 596160)
I'd have to have been born yesterday to not see that joke coming a mile off!

KNOWING YOU YOU PROBABLY WERE. >:

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2008 01:36 PM

No idea what the fuck they're talking about, but I'm pretty sure it applies to me

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2008 01:37 PM

GW YOu'RE like TWLEVE or sumpn man

kahljorn Nov 21st, 2008 01:38 PM

HEY

MetalMilitia Nov 21st, 2008 01:38 PM

At least!

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:39 PM

An that's just her IQ! :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 596162)
Aaarg can you stop making threads about stuff that nobody cares about. :rolleyes

@ Everyone! >:

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 596170)
An that's just her IQ! :eek

Haha, no. I'm just kidding. It's her dick size. ;)

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2008 01:40 PM

NEVEFER

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 596172)
Haha, no. I'm just kidding. It's her dick size. ;)

In centimetres! :eek

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 596178)
DEAR WILLIE IF SOMEON CARTCHES YOU AND CUTS OFF AM LOCK OF YOUR BEARD, WILL HE HAVE GOOOD LUCK FOREVERG

Willie is more of a depression pixie. Whoever posses the tuft of hair ends up miserable & a virgin.

It makes your maidenhead grow back.

This only applies to men.


For wimmen it gives them cooties.

Haha, as if they didn't have them already.

liquidstatik Nov 21st, 2008 01:53 PM

SHE IS IN LOVE

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2008 01:54 PM

THE OFFICIL GRISLYGUS ROMANTIC MIX TAPRE TRACK LIST NOT FOR PUSSY ASS FAGGOTS
SHOW THE WOMAN OF THE LIFE YOU LOVE HER THROUGHT CREEPY LYRICS

1. ROCK BOTTOM-
UFO
2. MAGIC POTION- THE OPEN MIND
3. EVIL WOMAN- BLACK SABBATH (ozzy only!!!)
4. I AM THE HUNTER- SHADOWS OF KNIGHT
5. PROWLER- iRON mAIDEN
6. WHISKEY BAR- THE DOORS
7. ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER- HENDRIX

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:55 PM

HEY RANKERI! You have Tyttöbakteeri, My friend! :eek

Thank you, Wikipedia. :)


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