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Grislygus Nov 24th, 2008 04:22 PM

I didn't think anyone else read Dirk Gently

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 04:24 PM

So yeah, basically he did 3 books after Guide.

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 04:25 PM

Why wouldn't they? The philistines >:

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 04:26 PM

I wish he did more Dirk Gently. I used to always start at the Adams area in the book store, see nothing new, and walk over to Pratchett to see if his latest is in paperback yet.

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 04:26 PM

Unless you count Salmon of Doubt which is the collection of his stuff that was gathered together after he died. I don't, but you could

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 04:28 PM

I'll have to get that, I stopped going to his section after he died :(

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 04:33 PM

I like it a lot. It's got the unfinished Dirk Gently in it.

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 04:42 PM

I just found 20 bags of pop rocks in my closet (got them to hand out at halloween and handed out frankenberry instead). Any ideas?

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 04:43 PM

None that I think you'd do. :(

:wank

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 24th, 2008 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596716)
After looking at the secret santa thread, I hae come to the conclusion that I am the only good looking one here.


Gasp. You must have a foreign body in your eye then. I :orgasm to my picture the other day.

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 04:46 PM

If any of us had anything going for us we wouldn't be here so damned often. :P

pac-man Nov 24th, 2008 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596891)
I just found 20 bags of pop rocks in my closet (got them to hand out at halloween and handed out frankenberry instead). Any ideas?

There's always next halloween.

Or get 20 cans of Coke and tempt fate.

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 04:51 PM

I would love for you to give me a poprock enema.

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 04:53 PM

Do you have a tired dad fetish, Ghost? :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 596876)
I didn't think anyone else read Dirk Gently

Because they are obscure or because they are confusing and silly? >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596820)
pub: you know you wouldn't.

I'm sure I can spare the five minutes it would take to leave you unfulfilled and embarrassed. :love
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 596893)
dirtyxblondexamericanhistoryx, did you not read the mocking comments about you last time you posted a picture?

She is so greasy and slimy it filled her ears and blurred her eyes. :x

This is pretty much the only way she would let me fuck her, so yay for that skeazy hoe's lack of hygiene. :orgasm


Don't worry, Kitsa. I'll do her after letting you down. ;)

Esuohlim Nov 24th, 2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 596839)
I hate hate hate fantasy books, especially popular ones

Same here, but then again I can't enjoy any book that isn't satire. I was pretty skeptical about Pratchett (and Gaiman too, I guess) when my friend read Good Omens in about three hours and told me that it was very much like Douglas Adams' writing, but I gave the Colour of Magic a shot and now I can't put these books down. :(

Grislygus Nov 24th, 2008 04:55 PM

It's a lot like Douglas Adams if Adams geared the craziness down a few notches, then got all metacognitive and sociological

with dwarves

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 04:55 PM

Stop cumming on your hands before picking them up. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Nov 24th, 2008 04:57 PM

Hitchhiker's Guide is my absolute favorite book and I seriously wish it was so long it was impossible to finish in a lifetime so I could keep reading and reading and reading and then I can die happy instead of inevitably depressed and alone. And hungry. :tear

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 04:57 PM

I still haven't read making money and above, if there is an above.

Esuohlim Nov 24th, 2008 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 596906)
Stop cumming on your hands before picking them up. :rolleyes

:eek

Pub you're a fucking nerd I bet you like this shit too >:

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 596907)
Hitchhiker's Guide is my absolute favorite book and I seriously wish it was so long it was impossible to finish in a lifetime so I could keep reading and reading and reading and then I can die happy instead of inevitably depressed and alone. And hungry. :tear

Mostly harmless was a failure to me though. :(
It had a lot of good parts in it, but it just felt like he rushed through it to get it out of the way. Like a step child.

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 05:01 PM

I have Making Money but I haven't touched it yet because I didn't like the main character the last time he was used :(

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 05:04 PM

A dude with a samurai sword just attacked the Scientology building in LA? :lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 596909)
Pub you're a fucking nerd I bet you like this shit too >:

I have occasionally considered a Discworld to be my favourite book, but I'm in the middle of Making Money & I find it really hard to get through for some reason. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596863)
That makes it even dirtier, that filthy whore.

:orgasm

pac-man Nov 24th, 2008 05:05 PM

I think the Scientology sword thing happened yesterday.

RaNkeri Nov 24th, 2008 05:08 PM

:oneofthosedays

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 05:08 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 596916)
I think the Scientology sword thing happened yesterday.

Must be a lag on my RSS feed. Still pretty funny, even if it is so fucking old. :(


Show us yer cock, ******! :eek

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 596912)
I have Making Money but I haven't touched it yet because I didn't like the main character the last time he was used :(

Well then give me your unloved book you jerk.

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 05:10 PM

I love all of my books.

But I was gonna send you Salmon of Doubt anyway so THERE YOU GO YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 05:11 PM

Hah, I made the CBC blog today. Awesome.

Corrupting the masses, one national broadcasting station at a time!

Sam Nov 24th, 2008 05:12 PM

Guys, while you are debating religion here in this thread, I am waging a holy battle against moderator (MORE LIKE TYRANT) Milhouse Backwards AND I AM DOING IT ALL FOR YOU SO YOU CAN GROW UP IN A FREE COUNTRY AND NOT LISTEN TO COHEED AND CAMBRIA. :rolleyes

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 05:14 PM

religion? DON'T MAKE ME SCROLL, FOOL.

Sam Nov 24th, 2008 05:15 PM

DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!

RaNkeri Nov 24th, 2008 05:21 PM

Sam, shouldn't you be playing Gaylo? :rolleyes

Sam Nov 24th, 2008 05:23 PM

RANKERI SHOULDN'T YOU BE CUMMING ALL OVER YOURSELF OVER A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE THAT IS ALMOST TWENTY YEARS OLD? :rolleyes

RaNkeri Nov 24th, 2008 05:27 PM

THAT'S WHAT WE OLDER GUYS PLAYED BEFORE PLAYSTATION OR XBOX, KIDDO :rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 05:36 PM

Our dicks? :eek

ElPila666 Nov 24th, 2008 08:12 PM

:rolleyes: Books, i rather like reading some comics or find some old animes based on fantasy stories like puss n' boots :love


Guitar Woman Nov 24th, 2008 08:28 PM

Happy Queen day, guys

Supafly345 Nov 24th, 2008 08:33 PM

Are we supposed to pretend we're women too now?

Guitar Woman Nov 24th, 2008 08:43 PM

yes

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 09:08 PM

If ZeldaQueen wasn't an admin on that forum sig of hers, I would swear up and down it was JeanetteX

Dixie Nov 24th, 2008 09:18 PM

There's lamb meat stuck in my teeth.

pac-man Nov 24th, 2008 09:21 PM

Cooked or raw?

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 09:23 PM

They both have real life Asburgers, not just internet asspie-headedness. :(

I like how they both don't get jokes. Except when it is my jokes. Because I're unfunny enough already and don't need what I say to be taken seriously as my beliefs by crazy wimmin. :(

Guitar Woman Nov 24th, 2008 09:34 PM

I had lamb last night :o

The best part was the skin because I seasoned the shit out of it :(

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597001)
They both have real life Asburgers, not just internet asspie-headedness. :(

I like how they both don't get jokes. Except when it is my jokes. Because I're unfunny enough already and don't need what I say to be taken seriously as my beliefs by crazy wimmin. :(

The quoting the person directly above you thing too.

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 10:03 PM

Pub: I believe you about the gay part.

Y/N?

Ploxtrot Nov 24th, 2008 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596994)
If ZeldaQueen wasn't an admin on that forum sig of hers, I would swear up and down it was JeanetteX

Remember Madonna? :lol

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 10:28 PM

I do! But I don't remember you... that's kinda sad :(

LOL JKING I REMEMBER YOU BUDDY!

Code:

whoisthisguy

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damn Dirty Hippopotamus (Post 597042)
Hey turn that frown upside down immediately before I get raged over the internet, Mr.

I have a whole new reason to love Sherlock.

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 10:32 PM


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596911)
Mostly harmless was a failure to me though. :(
It had a lot of good parts in it, but it just felt like he rushed through it to get it out of the way. Like a step child.

Tru dat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597049)
Hey shithead, please read the PM that was sent to you when you signed up.

You got that one, T?

Don't want to step on your toes.

Haha, mod overlap. ;)

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 10:34 PM

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 10:35 PM

:lol

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 10:37 PM

That lolimal is great though. It's been a long time since I've seen a unique one.

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 10:40 PM

Every time I hit on Shrub she hides for a month :(

DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO CALLING YOU UGLY!

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597056)
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!

Us mods have to stick together! Teach these newbs their place, amirite! ;)

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 10:42 PM

Totally

Asila Nov 25th, 2008 12:26 AM

I like the ending of Mostly Harmless, which is about it. I'm still partially irritated that Adams spent so much of the last years of his life trying to make the first book into a movie and look what we ended up with oh god I'm such a nerd help me


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597065)
Every time I hit on Shrub she hides for a month :(

DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO CALLING YOU UGLY!

She'll be back.

Dixie Nov 25th, 2008 09:32 AM

I made a pee pee, mommy.

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 10:30 AM

We got some sort of new collar that's supposed to train the dog not to bark. Whenever she barks (which is whenever she'd rather be tear-assing through the house, destroying everything in sight, than sitting quietly in her crate playing with her toys), it releases a burst of nontoxic lemon scent. The dog is supposed to dislike the lemon scent and learn not to bark.

I think my dog might like the smell of lemons. :(

Dixie Nov 25th, 2008 10:38 AM

Shock collars are fun.

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 10:51 AM

Yeah, I didn't want to go the shock collar route. :( I hate that we have to do anything at all but the barking is driving us insane. We'd let her out of the crate more often, but she keeps eating stuff she shouldn't.

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 01:33 PM

Don't puppies need to be given a lot of attention to get them to act right?
Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 597203)
have you considered that being a guy one day you are gonna pay a doctor to stick their fingers on your ass to check your prostate :\ i hope technology saves me from that

Had it! :eek

It isn't so bad. :x

You just gotta relax. :orgasm
Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 597208)
What if your Dr. is a woman?

It was! :eek


She didn't want to go out for drinks after. :(

She said maybe next time and I was all "HAHA! YOU'RE NOT THAT HOT, DOCTOR LADY!" >:

She winked so I think I hurt her feelings. :(

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 597125)
No apostrophe I think Tadao

Aslia the Prescriptive Descriptivator! :rawr
Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 597221)
I wish I could say it has never happened to me. The first time is bad, after that.., it's still bad. I offered to buy dinner, got a little laugh. Or if you ask how they did that with both hands on your shoulders, you'll get a laugh.

WE'RE JOKE BUDDIES! :love

*JOKEBUDDIESHUG*

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 02:16 PM

Seeing as she's to be my service dog, she has an unparalleled amount of attention. Even through her crate training, her crate is right in the center of all activity in the house so she'll never feel excluded or left out. I'm with her all day. She goes on long walks, has toys galore and watches the children's public television station.

Unfortunately, she's a breed that's highly intelligent and susceptible to boredom, and she's a bit spoiled. She's come to believe that she's entitled to all of the attention, all of the time. If she's going to be tethered to me, she needs to learn how to be relatively unobtrusive, and since she's still a puppy she's not very good at that :(

It's hard to remember she's still less than 6 months old because she's so freaking huge.

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 02:48 PM

Yeah, Ceaser would yell at you.

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 597236)
cause i have big hands :D

What a coincidence, I have a small penis. :eek

We should make out. :orgasm

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kulturkampf (Post 597192)
Too bad most of the world saw the election only from a liberal media's bias.

Look who is back! :eek

I bet this is because his dog ran away due to a lack of peanut butter. :(


I find that I am often confused and saddened when I am hearing that people say that the media is liberal, and they mean left wing, as I think the opposite. :confused :(

I am such a crazy Commie. :lol


GIVE ME ALL YOUSE MONEY SO I BUY MESE SOME DRINK >:

RaNkeri Nov 25th, 2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597054)


:lol

glowbelly Nov 25th, 2008 03:28 PM

i think i miss out on a lot of what pub is saying when i don't look at this thread.

Shrubfest Nov 25th, 2008 03:46 PM

I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 04:13 PM

Too much sleaze in the tubes. :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 597245)
i think i miss out on a lot of what pub is saying when i don't look at this thread.

'Miss out' or 'thankfully avoid'? ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 596993)
Agreed. The Nick shows now are stupid, like iCarly.

ANGRY FASCE

iCarly is very funny. :(

Also, Jennette Mccurdy is really cute. :awwww

glowbelly Nov 25th, 2008 04:24 PM

i'm stickin with the original

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597249)
I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Heh, I have that effect.

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 05:37 PM

Shrub is a bush I'd like to be in!

RaNkeri Nov 25th, 2008 05:41 PM

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Nov 25th, 2008 05:42 PM

G'NIGHT, BITCHES :rolleyes

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597249)
I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Thanks for the special pics Shrub ;)

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 06:01 PM

I have to do a ton of holiday baking tomorrow because the boyfriend volunteered me :(

In that spirit, I dedicate the following impossibly cute commercial to pub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oulQwIP9VQQ

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 06:04 PM

I LIKE THE WAY KITSA TRIES TO MAKE ME JEALOUS, DON'T WORRY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU SOON!

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 06:11 PM

WAY TO MISS CULTURAL REFERENCES.

Asila Nov 25th, 2008 06:20 PM

I'M GONNA ROLL MY EYES AT ONE OF THE TWO OF YOU HERE IN A MINUTE

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 06:58 PM

ROLL WITH IT

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2008 10:11 PM

I LIKE CATS

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 10:14 PM

Show us yer cat, MM! :eek

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2008 10:17 PM

I don't have one anymore :eek

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2008 10:18 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 10:56 PM

Does your wife not like cats, Stefan?

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 11:22 PM

Hey MetalMilitia, I have this weird idea that your name is a variant of Steven. How misguided am I?
Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597004)
I understand your disappointment to a degree. I remember feeling similarly when they gave Mario that water jetpack in Super Mario Sunshine. And while it changed things up, it didn't shake the foundations of the franchise, and the game was still quite good.

Hey Hey! I like you ******! :D
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597351)
i have some weed right now :( it's dense and awesome looking.

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597351)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597174)
I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.

also opiates are awesome if you take the right amount over a period of time you don't nod out so much and you're just awake and in a great mood


Opiates make my veins itch and I hate that feeling. :x

I even get it from eating anything with poppy seeds, but I like the food too much to care at that point.>:

Oh god, I'm so fat. :(

pac-man Nov 25th, 2008 11:25 PM

Pub, you a crazy ******.

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2008 11:28 PM

It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

kahljorn Nov 25th, 2008 11:36 PM

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.

you prepare weed by smoking it :(

what does your weed look like?

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 11:41 PM

my mom is allergic to poppyseeds and almost died- it gave her pneumonia similar to Legionnaire's Disease. Be careful, Pub. :(

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597376)
Pub, you a crazy ******.

This sonofabitch is brave and gettin braver. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 597381)
It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

Stephen is one of the worst offenders for name spelling after John and Dave, I mean damn. Do you answer to Steve? I think of your kitty face and I think Steve.
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597387)
you prepare weed by smoking it :(

That is so funny because I never managed to roll my own that ever lit. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597387)
what does your weed look like?

I got it out of the freezer to take it's picture but I only have a webcam at the moment that is so low-resolution that you couldn't tell it from a casserole.

I think it looks like cabbage leaves. It smells of minted peas, so it is probably so freezer-burned that it wouldn't work anyway.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597390)
Be careful, Pub. :(

That is really anti to my gameplan. Sorry, Honey. :kisses

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 597400)
I watch way too much late night TV

You could use that time to take pictures of your schlong to send to me, Darling. :yum

DevilWearsPrada Nov 26th, 2008 12:20 AM

I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

kahljorn Nov 26th, 2008 01:12 AM

if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed :(

Asila Nov 26th, 2008 07:53 AM

Oh man I really shoulda slept before hanging out in this airport for 2 hours.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 12:33 PM

Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 12:58 PM

Wycliffe theme kicks ass, guys :eek


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