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Sethomas Feb 6th, 2006 12:51 AM

Evidently, you suck at being cruelly mean if its equivalent to being funny. You excel being idiotically stupid or dully prosaic.

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2006 02:25 AM

Great job guys! :)

Who let Prog Shooter in here? :(

lunlun Feb 6th, 2006 02:38 AM

ohhh im now writing from my new pc and im so happy :)

its so damn fast and so pretty

ahhh sigh.. this is so nice..

nothing more to tell at the moment

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2006 02:47 AM


Originally Posted by Chojin

Originally Posted by Riggo44
I'm for it if there is a hot asian with me 69ing in my face....

Fantastic, banned.

Finally. :)

Originally Posted by Chojin
...check out Pub Lover's chat room thread. Try to find a conversation not linked to him by at or under 2 degrees of seperation. And Pub, before you quote that bit and respond to it with ":( SUICIDE TIME :(", it is OKAY WITH ME that you do that in chat since that's what it's there for.


Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 07:59 AM

You people this is not an actual chat room for god's sake seven force

Chojin Feb 6th, 2006 08:03 AM

yeah it is

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2006 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Pram Maven Feb 6th, 2006 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Great job guys! :)

Who let Prog Shooter in here? :(

I apologize for the insensitive comment and for entreating on your thread.

What I said was in reference to the end of the title of this thread, though. I was being facetious in that regard. Again, I'm sorry.

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by Chojin
yeah it is

request to boot op >:

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2006 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Originally Posted by Chojin
yeah it is

What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this "whoosh, whoosh". Or the kind that goes like this "pabapabapabapa-pssssh". Oh, and there's this kind "psssh-psssh-psssh".

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 02:02 PM

At the rate I post you'll run out of Milhouse quotes pretty fast.

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 02:03 PM

So Pub Lover how was your day :ROLLEYES

Seven Force let's take this to mock wars ok first one to make a thread there loses

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 02:11 PM

Did anyone watch the Super Bowl because I didn't. I didn't even watch the commercials but I'm sure some involved anthropomorphized animals saying "Wazzup!" for lol purposes for people with a generic sense of humor. :(

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 02:12 PM

Also did football have anything to do with it because from what I've been hearing for the last two days about "lol fedex" and "lol rolling stones are old" it didn't >:

Pram Maven Feb 6th, 2006 03:04 PM

All I saw was the halftime show. The Rolling Stones looked wizened. I kept waiting for them to go back to their oxygen tanks for another breath of life :(

MarioRPG Feb 6th, 2006 05:27 PM

The halftime show lacked something going wrong this year. I thought someone would've been choked by the tounge or something.

maggiekarp Feb 6th, 2006 05:44 PM

The sound quality really went down during the half-time show (it was all quiet and fuzzy, and I've heard the joke that that's just the way the Rolling Stones sound all the time) where I am, so I guess that could count as something going wrong :/

MarioRPG Feb 6th, 2006 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by maggiekarp
The sound quality really went down during the half-time show

I couldn't even hear the singing for the first 30 seconds or so.

Sethomas Feb 6th, 2006 05:51 PM

I'm experimenting right now with not taking my meds to see if my sleeping habits get better. So far I'm amazed with the results. I'm just worried something bad might happen to my mind.

And the withdrawal symptoms are making me nauseated, but that should pass. At least I'm not hearing rustling metal from within my head.

MarioRPG Feb 6th, 2006 05:54 PM

seth, did you stop taking your meds completley? I'm not sure that's wise, but hey, it's interesting to hear results regardless.

Sethomas Feb 6th, 2006 06:02 PM

Yep. I'd experimented with waning down and rotating and such, but doing that I'd often go two or three nights without rest and then sleep for over a day to catch up. Yes, I plan on being very careful about this.

And for some reason I can't spell anymore.

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2006 06:05 PM

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 06:22 PM

We're almost at 15000 for this thread. :(

OK remember the deal you guys let me get it since I got 5000 and 10000 ok don't be dipshits here >:

MarioRPG Feb 6th, 2006 06:23 PM

Only 997 to go.

xbxDaniel Feb 6th, 2006 06:26 PM

996! >:

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 06:27 PM

No guys don't, because you'll get Pub Lover started and he'll go all the way and we can't let him waste his life like this again. :(

MarioRPG Feb 6th, 2006 06:28 PM

Except Pub doesn't consider it a waste. :/

xbxDaniel Feb 6th, 2006 06:28 PM

I didn't know...I didn't know.

MarioRPG Feb 6th, 2006 06:43 PM


Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I didn't know...I didn't know.


Knowing is half the battle

Emu Feb 6th, 2006 08:17 PM

Apparently the girls from Pufi Ami Yumi are like thirty years old.

executioneer Feb 6th, 2006 09:47 PM

lol i changed the topic to be INFLAMMATORY :lol

ScruU2wice Feb 6th, 2006 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by Emu
Apparently the girls from Pufi Ami Yumi are like thirty years old.

Demetris Martin plays like an intern for the Daily Show and he's 32 :O

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 11:49 PM

Andy Milonaksilis is like 30.

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2006 11:53 PM


That fat sack ruined MTV but that's like saying vomit is ruined by pouring ketchup on it. :(

I suck at analogies w/e >:

ScruU2wice Feb 7th, 2006 12:03 AM

I made many threads about how much I don't like the andy milonakis show because it falls into a very narrow margin of shows that aren't bad enough to be funny about being bad but not good enough to be good. I wasn't ever quite sure it was good because it was funny in a bad way but I guess I never put in the effort to find out.

Seven Force Feb 7th, 2006 12:10 AM

How could you not like "Dirt Lamb"?

I think you're kinda jealous that ArrowX made a decent living off of being fat and moronic.

Seven Force Feb 7th, 2006 12:11 AM

I will now stand by silently and wait for a response from ArrowX.


Marc Summers Feb 7th, 2006 04:02 AM

I just found out that a guy got shot in his apartment yesterday (5 times is the rumor) at around 1 am and it's although it's a block away from me, it's still pretty creepy that it was that close :(

Jixby Phillips Feb 7th, 2006 07:38 AM

I like andy milinokis, and i have very good taste in things, so you are all wrong probably.

Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2006 11:07 AM

I swear to God if I hear "I've always dreamed of meeting a woman with six penises" on TV again I'm going to crash a plane into Comedy Central headquarters. >:

Which I already promised when George Carlin didn't get #1 on 100 Greatest Standups so now I owe them two. >:

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2006 06:02 PM

oh man i really like A&W cream soda!

Rongi Feb 7th, 2006 06:26 PM

guys was waiting a good movie

xbxDaniel Feb 7th, 2006 06:30 PM

I didn't like it.

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2006 09:46 PM

Andy Milonakis is, I believe, 27.
Just bought the Dawn of The Dead soundtrack over Amazon.

GADZOOKS Feb 7th, 2006 11:06 PM

on the movie WAITING:

Ryan Reynolds is the Ferris Buellet of the 2000's! ~ Gene Shalit

Of course Gene Shalit is a big anime fan.

Jeff The Ninja Feb 7th, 2006 11:11 PM

I know I said this before but....

I got Huge man tits. :boob :boob

GADZOOKS Feb 7th, 2006 11:15 PM

I don't know what you said Jeff The Ninja but SHUTUUUPP.

Esuohlim Feb 8th, 2006 12:03 AM


Originally Posted by Rongi
guys was waiting a good movie

I thought it was funny, and I'd see it again one day.

Lingering Haze Feb 8th, 2006 12:06 AM

Hatebreed is a pretty good band. But what they hell genre are they?

Big Papa Goat Feb 8th, 2006 12:08 AM

aren't hatebreed a faggy metalcore band

Lingering Haze Feb 8th, 2006 12:09 AM

Yes they are.... if by faggy metalcore band you mean awesome band.

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2006 01:18 AM

I'm pretty sure he meant faggy metalcore.

Where the hell is Pub? :(

GADZOOKS Feb 8th, 2006 02:31 AM

I rather not see his disgusting avatar for a few pages.

MetalMilitia Feb 8th, 2006 05:07 AM

I went to my first strip club last night and it was pretty much awsome

MetalMilitia Feb 8th, 2006 05:09 AM

but a bit rubbish because you dont get sex at the end of all the nudity

camacazio Feb 8th, 2006 05:21 AM

Strip clubs aren't that exciting.

Supafly345 Feb 8th, 2006 06:21 AM

That wasn't a strip club.

sadie Feb 8th, 2006 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
but a bit rubbish because you dont get sex at the end of all the nudity

what bullshit. don't even claim to love your girlfriend and espouse this opinion.

MetalMilitia Feb 8th, 2006 12:22 PM

All I ment was that watching almost completly bollock naked ladies girating around a pole for about 2 hours gets you pretty hot under the collar.

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2006 01:00 PM

Shit, Metal, there's always the restroom if you want a release. :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Feb 8th, 2006 01:42 PM

dont be vulgar

MarioRPG Feb 8th, 2006 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
dont be vulgar

You're the one talking about a strip club.

Supafly345 Feb 8th, 2006 04:10 PM

"Teh unboring"

MarioRPG Feb 8th, 2006 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by Supafly345
"Teh unboring"

Ok guys, I get it. Teh Unboring was a bad thing to put in my sig. That's why it's 3 years old. I'm working on another one. :/

Esuohlim Feb 8th, 2006 06:01 PM

Make it "ALL UR BASE R BELOG TO US" ok mariorpg?

The Retro Kat Feb 9th, 2006 03:40 AM


Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2006 03:43 PM

Hey Emu how far are you along on the Zappa catalogue? I'm up to 38 albums :(

Rongi Feb 9th, 2006 05:08 PM

38 albums? fuck you man gimme some >:

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2006 08:47 PM

I'm broke here now bud but totally worth it :picklehat

Emu Feb 9th, 2006 09:14 PM

let me see if i can remember which ones i have

sheik yerbouti
zappa in new york
playground psychotics
zoot allures
weasels ripped my flesh
them or us
we're only in it for the money
freak out!
uncle meat
frank zappa meets the mothers of prevention

and i HAD Apostrophe and Broadway the Hard Way and I FUCKING LOST THEM BOTH AT SCHOOL :explode

edit: i also have Hot Rats and a few others, but they're ones I downloaded :<

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2006 09:46 PM

I need to take a break from him for a while and try out some new shit. :(

I'm starting to get a little interested in Pink Floyd so I'll pick up Dark Side of the Moon when I get some more cash my way. :(

I also bought an XTC album a month ago but no one's heard of them >:

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2006 09:48 PM

Seven Force Feb 9th, 2006 10:09 PM

How are you, Esuohlim?

Emu Feb 9th, 2006 10:31 PM

Dark Side of the Moon is pretty sweet, but get Animals too :o

I like Pink Floyd but I get sad when I listen to them. :(

Guitar Woman Feb 9th, 2006 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim

that's really unsettling :(

And I wouldn't reccomend dark side of the moon unless you want to be really, really depressed about your entire life.

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2006 10:45 PM

I thought about Dark Side of the Moon first because that's usually what people start out with :/ I hear Money on the radio once in a while and I dig it. :(

Seven Force today I appreciated the fact that I don't have ANY lazy eyes but I wear red-framed glasses anyway and got the girl but wtf now she goes to Catholic school and I can't see her anymore but I saw her one last time and I spent my whole allowance on a huge tub of gummy worms anyway how r u

Seven Force Feb 9th, 2006 10:51 PM

I'm doing ok. I'm looking for a new job, but that's about it.

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2006 10:52 PM

BTW Guitar Woman congratulations I realized today that when I laughed at like three of your posts that I don't hate you and when Esuohlim doesn't hate you anymore it is like the best award of your life so it's all downhill from here now :(

Seven Force you're getting there too but stop being as mundane as SA people and you'll be on the right track.

I'm just as important around here as Pub Lover guys, remember this

Guitar Woman Feb 9th, 2006 11:17 PM

Which posts were they ;<

executioneer Feb 9th, 2006 11:38 PM

i have heard of xtc you jerk

executioneer Feb 9th, 2006 11:39 PM

we're only making plans for nigel >:

executioneer Feb 9th, 2006 11:40 PM

snipping snipping snipping goes the scissor man :eek

executioneer Feb 9th, 2006 11:40 PM

of course i only know them because primus covered them but still :(

ziggytrix Feb 10th, 2006 12:08 AM


Dark Side of the Moon, originally released in 1973, is one of those albums that is discovered anew by each generation of rock listeners. This complex, often psychedelic music works very well because Pink Floyd doesn't rush anything; the songs are mainly slow to mid-tempo, with attention paid throughout to musical texture and mood. The sound effects on songs like "On the Run," "Time" and especially "Money" (with sampled sounds of clinking coins and cash registers turned into rhythmic accompaniment) are impressive, especially when we remember that 1973 was before the advent of digital recording techniques. This is probably Pink Floyd's best-known work, and it's an excellent place to start if you're new to the band. --Genevieve Williams
Plus, you can sync it up to The Wizard of Oz, and it's got a really wild synchronicity.

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2006 12:44 AM

That's insane :eek

camacazio Feb 10th, 2006 12:45 AM

My mom tried it, said it didn't work. There were just a couple of coincedences.

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2006 12:46 AM


Originally Posted by executioneer
of course i only know them because primus covered them but still :(

Drums & Wires has those songs and that's all I have so far! BTW I'm thinking I should check out Primus too. :(

All the money that I used to spend on TV DVDs is going towards CDs I have no space for :(

camacazio Feb 10th, 2006 01:50 AM


sadie Feb 10th, 2006 10:52 AM

we have everything pink floyd. :)

Sethomas Feb 10th, 2006 02:19 PM

I did the Dark Side of the Rainbow thing once. It was trippy, but would have been better if I were on drugs, I'm sure.

xbxDaniel Feb 10th, 2006 04:46 PM

I just got my Pink Floyd album in the mail today.

Pram Maven Feb 11th, 2006 11:53 AM

They've still got it.

Emu Feb 11th, 2006 12:06 PM

Sam Goody had a reggae version of DSotM that I wanted to buy :(

MetalMilitia Feb 11th, 2006 01:13 PM

I haven't posted in here for a while, so I thought i'd better check in so you all know i'm OK. :)

Pram Maven Feb 11th, 2006 02:01 PM

I'm OK
You're OK

camacazio Feb 11th, 2006 03:19 PM

Army of Darkness is on TV.

Chojin Feb 11th, 2006 03:56 PM

Emu Feb 11th, 2006 04:09 PM

I picked up Jazz from Hell earlier, and I don't know if I like it. I can't get into the synclavier (or w/e) music. It's basically the same as Mothers of Prevention. >:

MetalMilitia Feb 11th, 2006 04:14 PM

Everyone head over to the internet forum and see the video I posted! >:

I wish I had kids so I could scare them with things on the internet :(

xbxDaniel Feb 11th, 2006 09:45 PM

Metal Militia, you brought up some horrible memories for me.
I hope you're happy. >:

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