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xbxDaniel Apr 14th, 2006 11:26 PM

That didn't work at all for you.

Terra Apr 14th, 2006 11:28 PM

Is that the sex pistol thing?

Moobs Apr 14th, 2006 11:28 PM

I could make it out fine. Granted there weren't many letters to play with.

I'm off to bed.

Terra Apr 14th, 2006 11:29 PM

Are you going to have a little smoke first? :)

Moobs Apr 14th, 2006 11:31 PM

No I'm cutting down :(

Terra Apr 14th, 2006 11:33 PM

Good luck! And chew lots of gum! I hear that helps.

xbxDaniel Apr 14th, 2006 11:37 PM

Nicotine gum tastes nasty.

Terra Apr 14th, 2006 11:39 PM

Are you one of the SMOKERS too? :chatter

xbxDaniel Apr 14th, 2006 11:42 PM

No, I just thought it was regular gum. It doesn't make good bubbles either.

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2006 11:52 PM


Originally Posted by Terra
Oh milhouse. It's Easter. I'm not going to verbally beat you down and risk getting fucked over by a big furry asshole in a ridiculous rabbit costume.

Thanks for this post. You try too hard.

In conclusion, shut up.

Terra Apr 14th, 2006 11:59 PM

Somebody needs a ciggy! :)

xbxDaniel Apr 15th, 2006 12:21 AM

Only 9 more posts before the big 16000. Aren't you guys excited.

Terra Apr 15th, 2006 12:26 AM


xbxDaniel Apr 15th, 2006 12:28 AM

We just recieved a tornado watch thing. Fucking weather.

Terra Apr 15th, 2006 12:35 AM

A tornado "watch" is fine. A possible tornadic situation could be forming. A tornado "warning" is not fine. The weather conditions indicate that a funnel cloud has been spotted.

What they don't say is that several funnel clouds never touch the ground but they are aloft.

xbxDaniel Apr 15th, 2006 12:36 AM

Screw it I'm heading out anyways. Take it easy all, have a good evening, etc.

Rongi Apr 15th, 2006 12:42 AM


GADZOOKS Apr 15th, 2006 03:58 AM


GADZOOKS Apr 15th, 2006 03:59 AM


GADZOOKS Apr 15th, 2006 04:00 AM



GADZOOKS Apr 15th, 2006 04:02 AM




ziggytrix Apr 15th, 2006 04:32 AM

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 15th, 2006 11:45 AM

some fucking idiot was driving around the apartment(behind my back yard) at fucking 1:00
It was fucking creepy, I could hear this voice in slowmotion outside, but I doubt I it had to do with the pills, cause I could hear my radio just fine.
Also dont take Tylenol #3, when you wake up or you will feel as dizzy as shit, kids.

Rongi Apr 15th, 2006 12:33 PM

didnt reagan give aids and cocaine to all those black people?

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 15th, 2006 12:37 PM

Funny, I heard Kanye West went on a rant about something like that once during a concert. That guy is more fucked up than I am right now.

Rongi Apr 15th, 2006 12:45 PM

yeah i guess that is pretty funny

Emu Apr 15th, 2006 12:46 PM

Sniper: Shut the fuck up about your drug addiction. We're all painfully aware of it.

Rongi Apr 15th, 2006 12:47 PM

emu you need to chill out

Emu Apr 15th, 2006 12:49 PM


On the plus side we're over 16,000 posts :eek

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 15th, 2006 12:51 PM

Lol. Im not addicted. I just took some and it's making me really dizzy. however, I dont plan on taking that shit except for getting to sleep. I think Its starting to wear off, which is good cause the side effects are annoying.

Seven Force Apr 15th, 2006 12:52 PM

Hey Emu. Hey Rongi. :(

Emu Apr 15th, 2006 12:55 PM


Seven Force Apr 15th, 2006 01:00 PM

Nothing, you?

Emu Apr 15th, 2006 01:09 PM


Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2006 01:15 PM

Remember that water drip noise Cameron makes in Ferris Bueller well I can fucking NAIL it now folks :eek

Moobs Apr 15th, 2006 02:08 PM

This big chicken keeps killing me on Conquer :(

executioneer Apr 15th, 2006 04:53 PM

i got a myspace don't tell anyone :(

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2006 05:15 PM

Haha "intentional imspelling of words"

executioneer Apr 15th, 2006 05:42 PM

i am glad they have warlock pinchers available as musics :(

Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2006 07:32 PM

haha, it has the spider eating the bee

xbxDaniel Apr 17th, 2006 10:06 PM

My friend microwaved some peeps today. It was horrible. :(

Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2006 10:33 PM

My birthday was yesterday, and I got outshined by Jesus.
I microwaved Peeps as well.

Terra Apr 17th, 2006 10:35 PM

Happy Birthday!!! I'm sorry Jesus got all the credit yesterday. But obliterating peeps is no way to start a new year! :(

But Happy Birthday!!

xbxDaniel Apr 17th, 2006 10:37 PM

Want me to make you a card Zero?

Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2006 10:41 PM

Sure, it would be much appreciated.
And thank you, Terra.

Terra Apr 17th, 2006 10:56 PM


Terra Apr 17th, 2006 10:58 PM

It's a crappy card but IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!! :)

xbxDaniel Apr 17th, 2006 11:00 PM

I hope this works.

xbxDaniel Apr 17th, 2006 11:00 PM

Fucking spelling error.

Terra Apr 17th, 2006 11:01 PM

Your card was much better!

I can't get the hang of paint.

Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2006 11:03 PM

I love both of your cards very much, this touches me...
In the emotional way...

Moobs Apr 17th, 2006 11:15 PM

I would make a card but I'm going to bed. Maybe a late one tomorrow?

Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2006 11:18 PM

My birfday is already late, it happened yesturdae.

MarioRPG Apr 18th, 2006 10:32 AM

Sorry I missed it. I suppose my well-wishing would have been overlooked anyway.

Supafly345 Apr 18th, 2006 10:57 PM


Moobs Apr 18th, 2006 11:22 PM


Sethomas Apr 19th, 2006 01:11 AM

If not for the whole NSFW ban, I would have followed that up with


Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2006 09:24 AM

Does WhiteRat post in this thread?

Hey WhiteRat who the hell is that crazy ranting man in drag?

Emu Apr 19th, 2006 09:27 AM

i asked him the same thing yesterday

he says "it's Madge"

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 19th, 2006 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
My birfday is already late, it happened yesturdae.

happy belated birthday,MAN WITH GHOST-FEET.

MarioRPG Apr 19th, 2006 10:27 AM

Hey everyone, this is another pointless update on nothing.

Please carry on. :/

camacazio Apr 19th, 2006 12:07 PM

Only the fucking shits gave that crappy shithead Fathom Zero birthday wishes.

Chojin Apr 19th, 2006 12:36 PM

Yeah, we kinda noticed.

I bet you yell at your TV a lot.

Guitar Woman Apr 19th, 2006 01:31 PM

Does anyone know the date of that achewood strip where Phillippe reveals that Ray sold his eyes to compensate for the comic's dwindling funds? I can't seem to find it.

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2006 03:36 PM


Guitar Woman Apr 19th, 2006 03:39 PM

Thanks a lot, jerk

EDIT: also, I just watched that video for the first time, and fuck you I only like the comic >:

Emu Apr 19th, 2006 06:06 PM

That Man's thread is stealing all of this one's thunder

and I like it :eek

GADZOOKS Apr 19th, 2006 06:22 PM

I know the date to the achewood comic.

xbxDaniel Apr 19th, 2006 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by camacazio
Only the fucking shits gave that crappy shithead Fathom Zero birthday wishes.

You want me to make you one too?

Guitar Woman Apr 19th, 2006 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I know the date to the achewood comic.

No you don't.

GADZOOKS Apr 19th, 2006 06:42 PM

July 15th 2002, you bitch

Guitar Woman Apr 19th, 2006 06:45 PM

Guitar Woman Apr 19th, 2006 06:45 PM

I know you knew, I just told you you didn't so you would prove me wrong by telling me the date, because I assumed you wouldn't just give it to me if I asked because you hate me.

Emu Apr 19th, 2006 06:47 PM

that's depressing

BlueOatmeal Apr 19th, 2006 06:51 PM

Hes with jesus now. Its a happy thing.

GADZOOKS Apr 19th, 2006 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I know you knew, I just told you you didn't so you would prove me wrong by telling me the date, because I assumed you wouldn't just give it to me if I asked because you hate me.

No you didn't

PS: maybe if you learned to say THANK YOU I wouldnt hate you.

Guitar Woman Apr 19th, 2006 06:57 PM

Mabye if you weren't such a jerk who never does anything for me I might be a little more inclined to be nice to you!

PS, thanks for the help. You jerk.

GADZOOKS Apr 19th, 2006 07:03 PM

I pay the fucking bills.

MetalMilitia Apr 19th, 2006 07:16 PM

GW makes reading the internet such a chore. She could take a tip or two from that man.

MetalMilitia Apr 20th, 2006 08:41 AM

MetalMilitia Apr 20th, 2006 09:27 AM

everyone! i won charles in charge :O

But i dont know if I can have the prize because i'm in englang and i dont know if it's difficult to send things to england :/

If it is someone else can have the prize or whatever :/

Terra Apr 20th, 2006 10:25 AM

Hey! Congratulations!!

I'm sure the powers that be will get it there.

MarioRPG Apr 20th, 2006 10:49 AM

I'd say I was jealous, but I don't even know what Charles In Charge was. :/

MetalMilitia Apr 20th, 2006 11:14 AM

me either :/

Guitar Woman Apr 20th, 2006 01:35 PM

Why didn't gadzooks or jixby win? Theirs were the only good ones. :/

Esuohlim Apr 20th, 2006 01:46 PM

I don't how many times I've read a "I'm not sure if the prizes are gonna be sent to me because I live in <name of country>" but they are always answered so get with the program.

Esuohlim Apr 20th, 2006 01:48 PM

Also there was a rule where it was a maximum of 2 pictures per post and Metalmilitia broke this rule :grrrr

MetalMilitia Apr 20th, 2006 02:15 PM

Yeah I know I broke a couple of rules but I needed to do something to divert the thread from the horrible horrible pictures initally submitted. We dont want the world thinking i-mock forums are full of the type of people who think this is funny:

Anyway, your hilarious contribution to the thread was noteable mainly by it's absence, milhousE.

Esuohlim Apr 20th, 2006 02:17 PM



GADZOOKS Apr 20th, 2006 05:28 PM

Who was in charge of this contest where the rule mean nothing, OAO?

Edit: The children at the orphanage I was going to donate the DVD to will be crushed.

King Hadas Apr 20th, 2006 10:50 PM

I can't believe I lost.

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 04:22 AM

I had a great conversation with Comrade Rocket!


wooshiiscool: my name is surly mcdouchebag
trancesapphire: ORLY
wooshiiscool: ya rly
F99Cloud (11:39:43 PM): GW is a cunt. >
F99Cloud (11:39:48 PM): AARRGGHH
F99Cloud (11:39:50 PM): Matey.
Wooshiisgod (11:39:54 PM): what
Wooshiisgod (11:39:57 PM): what did she do now?
F99Cloud (11:40:05 PM): Nothing, I just dislike her.
F99Cloud (11:40:08 PM):
wooshiiscool: he throws these smilies in at inappropriate moments
trancesapphire: F99Clous?
trancesapphire: Cloud*
wooshiiscool: sevenforce
trancesapphire: Yeah, I know who it is
trancesapphire: it's just
trancesapphire: how fucking faggoty can you get
wooshiiscool: i know
trancesapphire: I bet he secretly likes InuYasha too >:
wooshiiscool: lol, what a faggo
wooshiiscool: hes talking about raping a bear
wooshiiscool: teddy bear
trancesapphire: it'll be the next internet fetish :eek
wooshiiscool: its been an internet fetish
wooshiiscool: plushies
trancesapphire: ew gors
wooshiiscool: yeah totoals
trancesapphire: that's sick let's change the subject
wooshiiscool: okay
trancesapphire: are you gonna go see silent hill tomorrow
wooshiiscool: so i got a mohawk
wooshiiscool: oh yeah
wooshiiscool: my friend is joined the army and he leaves on the 26th
wooshiiscool: so we are gonna go watch it tomarrow
trancesapphire: I saw the ad for SH on tv an hour ago and I was all like "Oh FUCK yeah"
wooshiiscool: i saw the ad for advent children
wooshiiscool: and it looked cool
trancesapphire: I hope they get mandy moore back to do aeris' voice, otherwise I'll have to watch it in japanese
wooshiiscool: mandy moore for aeris and lance bass for sepheroth
trancesapphire: http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/38/27/98m.jpg
trancesapphire: haha
wooshiiscool: lol
wooshiiscool: i remember beating KH with my friend and we were sitting there looking at the voices
wooshiiscool: and he seriously threw the controller and screamed when he saw that
trancesapphire: It's games like kingdom hearts that make me want a PS2 a lot  :(
trancesapphire: mario is crying somewhere
wooshiiscool: my ps2 broke, when he joins the army im gonna borrow him
wooshiiscool: ps2
trancesapphire: What I really want is Shadow of the Colossus, because it looks like it's really fucking awesome =(
wooshiiscool: it is
wooshiiscool: i played the demo for like hours
trancesapphire: wanna see a video of some guy who really sucks at it
wooshiiscool: like how?
trancesapphire: He almost dies fighting the first one, before he can even grab on to it
wooshiiscool: lol
trancesapphire: he rolls when he should jump and the colossus steps on him
trancesapphire: hold on I'll get the link
trancesapphire: http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=570
trancesapphire: it's in french :x
trancesapphire: what the fuck
wooshiiscool: lol
wooshiiscool: frenchies
trancesapphire: I-mock's "gross" emoticon is a "wub" emote here
trancesapphire: what the hell
wooshiiscool: lol
wooshiiscool: why did he shine the light at him that close
trancesapphire: because he's dumb
trancesapphire: I like how he just runs straight into the thing's hoof
wooshiiscool: he dived into it
wooshiiscool: maybe he was trying to tip it over?
trancesapphire: lol
trancesapphire: I also like the part where he stabs it in the butt
trancesapphire: but misses
wooshiiscool: that would bring me down
trancesapphire: whenever I get this game my mission will be to stab all 16 in the dick at least once
trancesapphire: 'cause I'm a JERK
wooshiiscool: lol
wooshiiscool: poor colosus
wooshiiscool: they are just walking around, and then you make it so they dont got no angle in the dangle
trancesapphire: what about the asshole ones that attack you on sight
wooshiiscool: honestly, i just wanted to say i got no angle on my dangle
trancesapphire: I've always wanted to say
trancesapphire: Damn that David
trancesapphire: of course now that's kind of an old thing
wooshiiscool: im starting to get sick of saved by the bell
trancesapphire: I stopped watching Adult Swim when they got rid of Cowbow BeBop =(
wooshiiscool: they still show it
wooshiiscool: and they have been showing evangelion again too
trancesapphire: I watched an episode of evangelion a month ago
trancesapphire: there was this guy, some 5th child or something
trancesapphire: and he was gay for the main character
wooshiiscool: lol
wooshiiscool: yeah
trancesapphire: it was hilarious
wooshiiscool: it was total fanservice
trancesapphire: evangelion fans like gay 15-year-olds?
wooshiiscool: bingo
wooshiiscool: and fat goth girls
trancesapphire: ugh
trancesapphire: god, I hate those fucking PSP squirrels
wooshiiscool: IM PLAYING NUT
trancesapphire: I GOT PORTABLE NUT
wooshiiscool: SQUIRRL WHAAAT
wooshiiscool: hellz yeah
trancesapphire: THAT GUYS GOT A BIG GUN
wooshiiscool: lol
wooshiiscool: love bullets
trancesapphire: I can't remember the rest of that one =(
wooshiiscool: cowby bebop is on now
trancesapphire: I don't have cable anymore =(
wooshiiscool: ouch
wooshiiscool: bummer
trancesapphire: tell me about it
trancesapphire: what episode is it
wooshiiscool: the one about the kid who was like 100 years old
wooshiiscool: sympathy for the devil
trancesapphire: I don't remember that one
wooshiiscool: yeah, theres this kid who is like really good at harmonica
trancesapphire: Oh
trancesapphire: i was thinking of the one where ed plays chess with that old guy for a whole week
wooshiiscool: and its turns out he got a huge dose of radiation from the gate accident and like lives forever
wooshiiscool: yeah, i like that one
trancesapphire: wait, what time is it where you are
wooshiiscool: 12:34
wooshiiscool: i think we are in the same time zone
trancesapphire: yea
wooshiiscool: but i gotta get to bed anyways
trancesapphire: that's kind of weird, usually adult swim leaves bebop for 1:30 or some gay time like that
trancesapphire: good night
wooshiiscool: night  :D
wooshiiscool: what a gay smiley

Sethomas Apr 21st, 2006 04:25 AM

Oh but you have never had a great conversation with Sethomas84 and I hear-tell that those are the greatest conversations there are.

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 04:27 AM

If you'd get on YIM mabye I'd be more inclined to talk to you!

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 04:34 AM


Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 04:35 AM


Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 04:35 AM

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 04:37 AM

take that, administrator esuohlim

Sethomas Apr 21st, 2006 05:08 AM


And I'm far more of an AIM person.

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 05:10 AM

Pffffft, I can only begin to describe how much better YIM is than AIM. That is, if you don't mind the faggy emoticons.

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