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MetalMilitia Nov 6th, 2007 05:33 PM

In 100 pages everyone is going to be all like "Hey remember when everyone signed their names with their real name - oh memories!".


MarioRPG Nov 6th, 2007 05:50 PM

With an F? Gaaaaaaaay.

MetalMilitia Nov 6th, 2007 05:54 PM

You're right PH is cooler - like phat!


MarioRPG Nov 6th, 2007 05:59 PM

*approving nod*

MetalMilitia Nov 6th, 2007 06:00 PM

Oh man this new name is phreaking me out!


MarioRPG Nov 6th, 2007 06:01 PM


Misdemonar Nov 6th, 2007 08:00 PM

hay guys can I join in this hoe-down wildthang party?


bigtimecow Nov 6th, 2007 08:12 PM

big things poppin' and lil' things stoppin'


Womti Nov 6th, 2007 09:26 PM

all things coppin' :(

bigtimecow Nov 6th, 2007 10:19 PM

chefs be choppin'


Sethomas Nov 6th, 2007 10:41 PM

Piano sonatas being written by Chopin?


HickMan Nov 6th, 2007 11:09 PM

This freestyle I be stoppin'



HickMan Nov 7th, 2007 05:31 AM

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

I always thought the devil's part sounded cooler then Johnny's.


bigtimecow Nov 7th, 2007 08:14 AM

the devil can't drive



HungryWantBiddy Nov 7th, 2007 11:57 AM

Fool. The devil can drive.

Emu Nov 7th, 2007 11:59 AM

The devil drives a muscle car. :eek

bigtimecow Nov 7th, 2007 12:07 PM

a red muscle car?


HungryWantBiddy Nov 7th, 2007 12:09 PM

is a Coupe DeVille a muscle car? Also, it goes without saying that the Devil's car is red.


-Cole (twice bc I forgot last time)

HickMan Nov 7th, 2007 05:54 PM

It more then likely looks something like this:


bigtimecow Nov 7th, 2007 08:03 PM

oh my god what has more muscles the car or the kid


Uncle_Sham Nov 7th, 2007 08:27 PM

Omg, i can really dig this name thing


Emu Nov 7th, 2007 11:04 PM

Is it just me or does it look like that kid was photoshopped into that image?


bigtimecow Nov 7th, 2007 11:06 PM

i think it's just you ike


HickMan Nov 7th, 2007 11:09 PM

Guys thats me and my old car before I junked it lol


Emu Nov 8th, 2007 08:25 AM



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