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Pub Lover Apr 21st, 2008 08:43 PM


Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2008 08:50 PM

#7 is me you fucker >:

Don't take that away from me >:

Pub Lover Apr 21st, 2008 08:51 PM

Sure. ;)

Could you get my off topic remark out of Glowbelly's divorce thread please. :(

HickMan Apr 21st, 2008 09:55 PM

Guys I just got back from MEPS for the army and I had to spread my cheeks for an asian while he asked me if I smoked weed :(

executioneer Apr 21st, 2008 09:56 PM


Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2008 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 550963)
Sure. ;)

Could you get my off topic remark out of Glowbelly's divorce thread please. :(

For the right price ;) ;)

Pub Lover Apr 21st, 2008 10:11 PM

How about I promise not to give Seven Force these pictures of you with your mouth open?

executioneer Apr 21st, 2008 10:14 PM

guys someone decided they wanted to pay 25 bucks to "sponsor" a ytmnd i made years ago, so its on the front page now :x

it's the i wanna dip my balls in it one

Pub Lover Apr 22nd, 2008 12:03 AM

Haha, you're famous Willie! :eek

Who the hell has $25 to waste on shit like that? >:


Originally Posted by MrLieutenant (Post 550990)
The Lion King = Basically the anthropomorphic animal version of Hamlet

Goddammit Shakespeare, why did I only just notice you're a furry? :x

You're worse than Uwe Boll. :(

JediScum Apr 22nd, 2008 11:05 AM

There are some who believe in in one God. There are some who believe in Goddess. Some believe in a multitude of Gods, and Goddesses. Some do not believe in any of this and then there is Satan.

So why does God, Goddess, Nothing and Satan NOT want me to ride a fucking bike on my only day off, huh? I did my laundry... I mowed the fucking yard yesterday, after work. EVERY FUCKING TIME FOR THE LAST TWO GODDAMN MONTHS, I get 1(one) day off a week and it ALWAYS FUCKING RAINS!!!

I only wish the delight of escaping the confines of the box i dwell in, to leisurely ride a bicycle, through some trails that my local park district has provided, not just for me but for all of the local community. I wish to smell fresh air, and be far away from the sound of automobile traffic.

Alright... ok.... i don't blame any form of Divinity or lack of such. I blame, if anyone, the shitty meteorologists in this town.

Fuck it! I may strap on my leather coat and ride anyway.

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2008 11:11 AM

Maybe it's because you look angry as hell dude you should cheer up and our lord and savior jesus christ will provide

MetalMilitia Apr 22nd, 2008 11:13 AM

Bit o' rain never hurt anyone.

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2008 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 551023)

JediScum Apr 22nd, 2008 11:18 AM

Yeah... i guess i be putting too much pressure on myself to "Have Fun".
And rain doesn't hurt... i just don't like it.

JediScum Apr 22nd, 2008 11:21 AM

Hey Ma... Is it ok if this guy Milhouse wants to come over and play doctor like on TV?

MetalMilitia Apr 22nd, 2008 11:26 AM


Yeah... i guess i be putting too much pressure on myself to "Have Fun".
I always have a ton of plans for my days off. Unfortunatly they inevitably degenerate into dicking around on the Internet, playing computer games against 12 years old Germans and, without putting too fine a point on it, ferociously masturbating.

Such is the life of a procrastinator I guess (or should that be pro-masturbator :x).


ADDED: This post was lies, I actually do squat-thrusts and talk to girls IRL.

JediScum Apr 22nd, 2008 11:39 AM

I don't mind dicking around on the net or playing video games, I've just been planning a nice 10 mile bike ride for roughly about 2 months. Seems like every time I think I get a chance to do it, it rains. Or I have to do laundry. or she's a lesbian.... wait, nevermind. Did you say something about talking to girls?

MetalMilitia Apr 22nd, 2008 11:42 AM

Talk about OVER SHARE. Jesus Christ, Jedi Scum.

T-Rex Apr 22nd, 2008 11:55 AM

Having plans requiring good weather and having it rain is like winning the lottery. Only they pay you in dissapointment.

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2008 12:00 PM

Maybe in England :rolleyes

I love rainy days and I never get them >: So shut

JediScum Apr 22nd, 2008 12:07 PM

Rainy days aren't that bad... I just have to restructure my plans.

So ... I'll listen to the first Black Sabbath album AGAIN!

(Hey... am I "Emo" yet? Or do I have to wear eyeliner?)

liquidstatik Apr 22nd, 2008 12:38 PM


JediScum Apr 22nd, 2008 12:46 PM

SHIT!!! Now that I'm "Emo", it stopped raining.

That, and I accidentally put in Ozzy's last Black Sabbath album ("Never Say Die") instead of his first one.

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm bad at this!!!!!!

liquidstatik Apr 22nd, 2008 12:54 PM

you're also bad at having a pretty house :x

executioneer Apr 22nd, 2008 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 551033)
Maybe in England :rolleyes

I love rainy days and I never get them >: So shut

move to washington, you'll have no shortage

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