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Chojin Apr 27th, 2008 02:38 AM


JediScum Apr 27th, 2008 03:54 AM

maybe instead of 3... 2... 1... 1 and a half, you should go with "3,2,1, 0.5"

i'm sorry, i just got not only your joke but something a babysitter told me told me when i was 6.

and here i was about to suggest the Metric System

Chojin Apr 27th, 2008 03:55 AM

one a half is funny because it's something a kid would say

take it from me, i am the two-time hilarity champion

Chojin Apr 27th, 2008 03:56 AM

it is also a bit of an inside joke with other page brakkers because I missed the page break at first and had to edit it in

Kybo Ren Apr 27th, 2008 03:59 AM

Bill Nye or Beakman? who's better

executioneer Apr 27th, 2008 07:25 AM


Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 551882)
i like phoenix gamma because he has a good avatar and agrees with me.

i disagree with the avatar bit >: i tend to skip reading his posts because of it, i should probably just get it over with and put him on ignore already

Sethomas Apr 27th, 2008 09:37 AM


Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 508770)
To me, it's obvious that you're a retarded twat if you don't recognize that Beakman would beat the fucking piss out of Bill Nye and then make him drink that piss.


This has come up before.

liquidstatik Apr 27th, 2008 04:45 PM


Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2008 04:47 PM


MetalMilitia Apr 27th, 2008 04:55 PM

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2008 04:57 PM

So has the emoticon posse disbanded? I haven't seen GADZOOKS and Sam in a while :Eek

MetalMilitia Apr 27th, 2008 04:58 PM

Make my avatar an emote (:cat :cool :shades or :sailing)

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2008 04:59 PM


Ahaahaha take that

liquidstatik Apr 27th, 2008 05:00 PM

you do it >:

liquidstatik Apr 27th, 2008 05:00 PM

whats been up in here guys? i've been tryin to get my laptop setup the last few days and forgot this place existed :x

Emu Apr 27th, 2008 05:00 PM


liquidstatik Apr 27th, 2008 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 551950)
We're the Aristocrats :rolleyes :rolleyes


liquidstatik Apr 27th, 2008 05:16 PM

i watched the movie thinking "MAYBE IT'LL BE FUNNIER IF I GET THE BACKSTORY," but it wasn't >:

JediScum Apr 27th, 2008 05:55 PM

I thought the bonus features to "The Aristocrats" was funnier than the movie. The movie just reminded me of how me and my friends would talk to each other when we were teenagers.

ElPila666 Apr 27th, 2008 08:02 PM

I Dont Like Mondays
I was watching the movie "I'm not there", a strange movie about Bob Dylan so i decided to make my own lyric for a song if i were Bob Dylan too, maybe this is for the Art Shit place, i will gonna post some poems there too :), so here's my thing:

Is the name of a song, her name is sweet
she sweet like weed
she come over to my rescue
in moments i get through

She's my girl, her name is Pearl

freeking me away now and then
but while i lay on bed
strange dreams in my head
let's get the night away

our parents're upset
she sadly cries while i pray
but lord didn't care
cause he was busy somewhere else

oh wish i could snork some
just to enjoy a little bit my own
but i follow the footsteps of the Lord
"he" ain't wrong, "he" ain't wrong

liquidstatik Apr 27th, 2008 08:28 PM

what? ;__;;

Guitar Woman Apr 27th, 2008 08:40 PM

I've been craving a cigarette all day even though I think they're really disgusting

is this how everyone's addiction starts out ;_;

Asila Apr 27th, 2008 08:44 PM


I've been craving a cigarette all day even though I think they're really disgusting

is this how everyone's addiction starts out ;_;
Yes. Welcome to a disgusting habit!

ElPila666 Apr 27th, 2008 08:46 PM

i'ts unplesant at first but it ends up likeing you

ElPila666 Apr 27th, 2008 08:58 PM

I'd wish my mouth were be a GW's cigarette

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