cry for attention?
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you really shouldn't need the creeps on i-mockery to validate you
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Black Flag are you throwing that sass at me again?
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this is entirely my point. I have nothing to lose. |
whose character are you again?
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I have plenty to lose.
My tears. ;_; |
I'll particpate! yes i will.
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Ah hell...I have an extended tour date during the week of the qualifiers. Getting online will be an issue. But I'm not out, I am just going to have to drop some serious A-Bombs and wreck the joint on one of those days.
Must go draw up some battle plans. Going at this handicapped, but I can do it - most of you seem to manage being handicapped really well. Inspirational, really. |
Peer presure's a bitch. I guess I'll try and compete too.
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Jixby hired me as a part time joke-writer for his cause. So I'm quasi participating as much as a can, dudes.
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Mock Warrior is OAO look at that homoflexible shirt rip, every time that gif plays its complete animation Hulk hogan dies a little bit.
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That's What with the wannabe hulk avatar; you're getting your idiots crossed.
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I'm definetly going to vote but I'm not entirely sure if I want to compete this year, how long do we have until registration is closed?
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he changed his name already! The new forums arent even up yet asshole! >:
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i guess you can enter me chojin but i don't know if I'll be very active and I don't know if ill do very well...
plus it's not really fair for the people fighting me because you know I already gave them all the material they need :( |
geez arrowx you are pretty stupid
your joke wasn't even funny dude |
Wait why is my name in this thread guys
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because you're a lovable scamp.
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I propose a rule that would prevent the helpless from wasting our time by competing. I propose a fight to the death in which the loser gets banned from I-Mockery forums permanently. The reason I feel confident in this venture is that Bubsy sucks, and will therefore loose by default. I don't even need to be there when it happens, just go into his profile and view all posts to see that he is a blight on these forums.
All we need is Chojin's approval and the banishment of this "Bubsy"can take place as soon as possible. Thank you, Evil Robot |
bubsy is loose by default. Non-elastic vaginas run in the bubsy genes like cheap socks from the dollar store.
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We talking a physical fight to the death? Because I am all over that.
I am aroused at the prospect. |
I'm thinking a destruction derby using our own commuter vehicles. Then we all have a sense of loss if we lose.
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but you're fat & canadian, what kind of derby are you going to be driving in with your hoverround?
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is there any way we can get Helm to make an appearance?
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i wish, but helm is far too serious for the internet these days
even though he's online constantly |
when does this pile start?
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its suppose to start feb. 14, i think
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I might be too busy having sex with my 3 wives to participate on the 14th, I only hope my opponent will understand. But being from here, that is highly unlikley that they would of ever have had sex to understand how I am feeling.
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i don't hate anyone on i-mockery except for the noobs!!!!!!!!! |
I've updated the first post with a list of who's participating so far. If I missed you or something, let me know.
Also if you happen to be in the two SPECIAL GROUPS included, I would appreciate if you would formally sign up for voting if you're not gonna compete ANYWAY, just so we have a reasonable idea of the number of votes each fight will get. |
Dear mr. chojin, i see that i have been blacklisted!
I sent you an e-mail a day or so ago, explaining the christmas ordeal. Not sure if you've got it, though. :x |
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I want to be a voter!
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My humor-maker has been raped, murdered, posthumously raped, shattered, and burned. Then, someone took those ashes, raped them, pissed on them, and fired them into the sun.
Which means I could be tied for 1st come Mock Wars season. But, I'm not gonna compete. I suck too much. I'll vote, though. |
You do suck too much! I totally agree with you! :]
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I mean, my comedy powers are so awesome, that they can't be viewed in this dimension.
If any man were to hear a WACKY zinger from me, their heads would just EXPLODE OUT OF SHEER AWESOME |
Hey Ill make a deal with you fatass. If you join I will too. Fuck OAO.
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fuck both of you we will have to stick you two in the play pen to battle
it will be bloody but only 1of you will come out of alive!! |
Like I said before, MEGA BLOKS.
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juttin needs some block distractions he will just try to bite into zelda's skull and he will start choking on zelda's long greasy hair & zelda will slowly die with juttin's teeth still embedded in his skull :0
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ZBF is blacklisted and therefore can't participate or vote.
Same for Juttin. Unless someone can think of a reason otherwise! |
i think if they want to participate, fine, but maybe they shouldn't get to vote
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Thing is, we all thought it'd be funny if OAO participated, but I really don't think that they'd play if they got past qualifiers. Zelda especially, he'd just go like
fuck this, I don't care about this anyway whatever man and post in every other forum instead. There's a certain amount of dedication required for our events and that's why we have a blacklist in the first place for people that have proven that they're far too gay to participate. |
Well, you see, Mr. Yockey, I'm blacklisted because, as I said before, I'm a whiny bitch.
A reason to blacklist? Probably not. But, then again, you are KING OF ROAD >: |
(Read: A faggot.)
ANYWHOSKI, I'm thinking that I could participate, even if I have to be paired with ralph wiggums. I don't know. The giant ball of failure will humor me. |
juttin and zeldas power of self loathing combined gotta be worth something
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THERE SHOULD BE TAG TEAMS.
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I suddenly get the feeling that Juttin won't be involved in Mock Wars.
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I probably cant even make it to a match becuase of goddamn algebra and having to get ready for sophmore year so goddamn early. Anyway Im not participating. Fuck the deals. But can I vote?
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I AM VOTING
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I have to say, I agree with Sam.
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Hey ZBF solve this:
if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z. NEVER EVER POST IN I-MOCK AGAIN IF YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!! actually never ever post in imock again. you have a larger post count than me and that's not healthy. |
The heartbreaking part is that zelda is autistic and will actually try to solve that :<
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man, that makes me feel bad for calling him a moron and all. :(
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I looked at that problem and forgot how to FOIL which kind of sucks because I have math in an hour and a half.
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Enough with the math gibberish. Me no likes.
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if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.
10x^2 + 20xy + 10y^2 ___________________ 2 = 5x^2 + 10xy + 5y^2 = 5 x + y = z -x y = z - x 5x^2 + 10x(x-z) + 5(x-z)^2 = 5 15x^2 - 10xz + 5(x^2 - 2xz + z^2) = 5 TOO MANY FUCKING VARIABLES |
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WHY DOES THE EDIT FUNCTION HAVE TO CRASH FIREFOX ;_;
my point stands |
You can't solve two equations with three unknowns :nerd
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bullshit i can't
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It's like trying to solve one equation with two unknowns (x - y = 6), there's an infinite number of answers.
Emu if we were actually mock warring right now this would probably be pretty close to the real deal :( |
I won't argue math with you dude I respect you too much for that let's drop this grudge and get ourselves a cool mocha okay.
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hey guys is it cool to be in basic math 8)
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if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.
(x^2+2xy+y^2) = (x+y)^2 10((x+y)^2)/2 = 5(x+y)^2 = 5 (x+y)^2 = 1 let u = (x+y) u^2 = 1 u = 1 z = 1 faggots |
50 x 5
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50 50 50 50 50
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golden star for chojin :]
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NEW QUESTION FOR ZELDA:
Prove that every even integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of two primes. This ones easy guys come on. |
the answer is 420 :lol
smoooke |
Thats right :eek
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Im so bad at math its not even funny. Im borderling a B- and a C. It sucks hard.
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Shut up, beverly
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z= 1 or -1 |
I'm Babylonian dude, we ignore negative answers to quadratics doncha know. :rolleyes
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I have no love for internet tomfoolery, which is why I must enter this competition of rascalions to prove once again the internet is not a toy, but a tool. A tool for tools. A tool that I, Nate Flax will use to my advantage in my robust affirmation of manliness which is my entry into these mock wars. Short Version: Count me in. |
man, your pretty ugly dude.
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I don't like this character.
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Thems fightin' words where I come from...and I come from a rowdy metropolitan area.
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Usually people put the short version first, because most people prefer to know just what they need to, or they want to know enough to not care about the long version. Just for future reference.
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I reckon this will be a jim dandy of a mock war. :)
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See, but with my new and improved revision of the "tried and true" methods, I can successfully con unbeknownst Americans into reading the long version first. I imagine the republican party follows a similar mindset.
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do you hate george w bu$h
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umm.. *raises hand* i want to join in dammit!
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school prevents me from participating despite awesome skills.
i will be the magnanimous abstainer that nonetheless sagely observes from the sidelines. ?? yes? |
ha ha loser .. ha ha ..
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chojy eric .. please put me in the list to fight .. eh' someone mite vote for me.. or maybe ill suddenly gain some more inteligence by then. Its going to be a surprise.. ive been waiting for this shit ..
btw: any reason why it was choose to begin on valentines day? Ironic .. (if someone has already asked this, sorry, but unfortunatly at this present time I have lost the ability to read through 8 pages of nonsensical bullshit, therefore preventing me in repeating that, which has already been said) |
Ok, I changed my mind. I'm gonna COMPETE so I can say really really mean things to lenor in qualifiers. >:
EDIT: fuck it I can't fucking wait that long >: Still competing, though |
haha.. I dont know weither to take that as an insult or a compliment..
ohhh fuckin a' .. if this turns into a 'mockwars on lenore 07' thats really going to be lame... |
So are you Lenor or Lenore?
MOCK WARS CHARTER AMENDMENT PROPOSAL: A member can't participate until he/she can consistently spell his/her own name correctly. |
Seconded.
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seriously shut up.. half of you most likely cant even pronounce your own names.
Yes its spelled lenor, but it was meant to be lenore, unfortunatly that name is unable to be used because of some copywritten shit, I dunno. rog explained it to me along time ago, and I didnt want to be adding numbers. So I just left the E off. I prefer if people would actually remember my real name, amber, color of beer. Not that hard. |
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Ask rog yourself, I dont understand it either. All I can think of is Edgar allen poe.
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Allow me to explain this complicated idea. Someone else had already signed up under that name. Contrary to urban myth, it is not actually copyrighted.
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