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The Leader Apr 10th, 2010 10:10 PM

Holy fuck.

The Leader Apr 10th, 2010 10:11 PM

There's a dog in that picture.

WhiteRat Apr 10th, 2010 10:40 PM

I'm going to take an extremely hot shower while drinking an ice cold beer.

UPDATES COMING SOON

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2010 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 680133)
Wiffles I'd love to take you on a date to Pyongyang and watch you eat your fill on boiled grass and bark.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 680141)
Come with me Wiffles, we will elope to DPRK. I have a good working class background and will cook whatever I can find for you. Why try it for a day when we could spend the rest of our slightly shortened lives there?

Tasmanians are so charming. :love

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2010 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680183)
I look like a grey. :(


Take it off! :orgasm

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2010 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 680189)
I'm going to take an extremely hot shower while drinking an ice cold beer.

UPDATES COMING SOON

I know I've done that before but I was too drunk to notice that it might be unusual

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2010 11:17 PM

Tadao, my friend; You have Olive Oyl's arms.

Tadao Apr 10th, 2010 11:27 PM

OH POPEYE! :love

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2010 11:41 PM

WHERESMA GAWDDAMN SPINACH

I AIN'T GOIN FOR NO REHAB

Terra Apr 10th, 2010 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680183)
I look like a grey. :(



Oh snap. Even your dog is abandoning ship.

Cute face though. One I want to pee on. :D

Guitar Woman Apr 10th, 2010 11:55 PM

He's got that "Aging Rockstar" quality about him.

Tadao Apr 11th, 2010 12:10 AM

HAH! GW actually found humor!

Guitar Woman Apr 11th, 2010 12:22 AM

I don't post on this website enough these days.

Hey guys.

captain516 Apr 11th, 2010 12:23 AM

Heh. Nice.

Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2010 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680185)
Best Friend for Today?

bfft is the sound of laugh that's trying to escape, while you're trying to hold your mouth closed.

Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2010 12:56 AM

Man that one picture of Grace Jones is hot, even if every other picture of her looks mean and scary.

Tadao Apr 11th, 2010 01:09 AM

One man! Controls the stallion
Two men! Can tame the stallion
Three men! Can harness the stallion

Tadao Apr 11th, 2010 01:11 AM

I AM THE STALLION MANG

Guitar Woman Apr 11th, 2010 01:18 AM

Woah, dude, he's The Stallion!

Dude! He's The Stallion!

Tadao Apr 11th, 2010 01:29 AM

Look out you son of a bitch
Goddamn motherfucker
Do you know who you're fucking with?

You're fucking with the stallion, mang.
You're fucking with the goddamn, mang.
You're fucking with the stallion, mang.

Goddamn piece of shit.
On my dick you should sit.
Do you know who you're fucking with?

Prancing stallion. Oh ho handsome. Prancing on the grass.

I'm the fucking stallion, mang.
The stallion.
I'm the fucking stallion, mang.
The stallion.
I am the stallion, mang.
You get it?
I am the stallion, mang.
You get it?

You see the damn stallion, mang?
You goddamn son of a bitch.
You fucking piece of shit.


Goddamn son of a bitch.
Goddamn piece of shit.

Now it's clear, I can see stallion.
Yes, I too can struggle with the stallion.


Grislygus Apr 11th, 2010 01:59 AM

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DRAWINGS, WEAK AND PITIFUL MORTALS




Babs Apr 11th, 2010 04:29 AM

I AM THREE MEN

p.s. Please read my weekly review in the music column and give your intake. BE LIKE TRU N SHIT.

DevilWearsPrada Apr 11th, 2010 08:32 AM

hey guys look at my shitty drawings made with a ballpoint pen, some idiot out there will probably buy these!

Guitar Woman Apr 11th, 2010 09:18 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w--SG...eature=popular

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2010 09:33 AM

Oh. well that is a thin hope with nothing backing it up. I don't know why you accepted it as you're so disparaging of my unrealistic assertions.


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