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Colonel Flagg Aug 19th, 2010 09:25 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 695757)
We also had a woman who handed us fake million-dollar bills telling us that we were probably liars and would go to hell.

Did she ask to use your rest room?

Guitar Woman Aug 20th, 2010 04:46 AM

Quitting cigarettes sucks hardcore.

It's like my lungs are starving.

Zhukov Aug 20th, 2010 06:39 AM

I don't think you should give up; it doesn't really sound like your personality type to be not smoking.

Tanuki Aug 20th, 2010 08:46 AM

Last night I saw Rifftrax Live with a guy I've been dating. it was hilarious.

Also bought a Sackboy doll.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 20th, 2010 10:11 AM

Tanuki, you can't be new AND have a guy you've been dating. That just won't work.

Dimnos Aug 20th, 2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 695804)
Quitting cigarettes sucks hardcore.

It's like my lungs are starving.


Definitely one of the hardest things I have ever done. I feel for you. Keep a sack of the green around for when you just cant take it. Plus a big bag of jolly ranchers for the times and places you just cant toke up. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2010 11:22 AM

Shrub, you look even more like a gypsy than Dixie. :o

Tadao Aug 20th, 2010 11:30 AM

What are you talking about?

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2010 11:57 AM

they say that
nothing is wasted:
either that
or
it all is.

Dimnos Aug 20th, 2010 12:00 PM

Have you been hanging out with GW?

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2010 12:03 PM

Close. Bukowski.

RaNkeri Aug 20th, 2010 01:54 PM

so, I was supposed to go see Inception with my friend, but apparently shit is still hot because it was sold out :/

RaNkeri Aug 20th, 2010 01:56 PM

I would totally hang out with FZ

Guitar Woman Aug 20th, 2010 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 695807)
I don't think you should give up; it doesn't really sound like your personality type to be not smoking.

Yeah I thought this too, but that doesn't change the fact that it's horrible for me.

I also have no idea what the fuck I'm going to replace smoking with, since you can pretty much do it all the time every day without immediately debilitating yourself, and not many other drugs have that luxury. Also, I always thought it was fun, and basically did it whenever I was really bored, so now I dunno how the fuck I'm going to pass the time.

Also Dimnos, I was gonna take up grass just to quit tobacco, but by some hilarious twist of fate I can't get downtown at the moment, so I guess I'm just gonna have to rough it

Esuohlim Aug 20th, 2010 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanuki (Post 695819)
Last night I saw Rifftrax Live with a guy I've been dating. it was hilarious.

Also bought a Sackboy doll.

I SAW THIS TOO

THE THEATER WAS FULL OF NERDS :rolleyes

I BLENDED RIGHT IN

Shrubfest Aug 20th, 2010 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 695844)
Shrub, you look even more like a gypsy than Dixie. :o

Based on what?

I'm not arguing, just intrigued.

Dr. Boogie Aug 20th, 2010 04:07 PM

The morning radio show was doing a bit about Michael Jackson having a new video game, and they were playing a modified version of the Kid Icarus theme in the background. That made my day.

Guitar Woman Aug 20th, 2010 04:23 PM

I tried smoking salvia to take my mind of cigarettes, to smoke something, and to make a psychedelic breakthrough, but with a normal lighter it doesn't work, and with a torch lighter my bowl starts telling me she knows the Bic and how unreliable it is.

I thought this was absolutely hilarious, and could not stop laughing.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2010 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 695866)
I would totally hang out with FZ

And I would you, bby.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 695871)
Based on what?

I'm not arguing, just intrigued.

You just got tagged in a buncha pictures recently. They were nice.

Tadao Aug 20th, 2010 04:28 PM

:flirt

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2010 04:31 PM

guys make passes at girls in denim jackets

Tadao Aug 20th, 2010 04:36 PM

IT'S TOO LATE, SOME NICE GUY ALREADY BORED HER TO DEATH. SHE'LL NEVER FUCK A NICE GUY AGAIN. YOU SHOULD KICK HIS ASS.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2010 04:37 PM

I feel bad that ladies have to deal with glum cunts like that.

Dimnos Aug 20th, 2010 04:41 PM

They choose to.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2010 04:44 PM

I feel bad that ladies have to deal with glum cunts like that.


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