Ah, I apologize for those early posts. I was nervous because everyone else was really funny and I was intimidated by their brilliance.

No you weren't you fucking manipulative cunt.

This is why my play on him on his first date works.

If you don't get your way you just weasel right on in.

And personally I think that for how long you've ridden this ride without any real improvement would be a nice message to future employers how unstable you are.

Edit: Why did PRam MAven cross the road?

To kill a black person.

I've only raped one person in my entire life: my mom, when I was being born. Raped her with my whole body.

So oedipus is your state?

No, Oregon.

Good boy!

Last week someone called in a complaint that has not happened yet.
Today they called back and wanted to know what I did about the complaint.
I told him I did nothing, because the problem does not yet exsist.
Then they said "well the least you could do is put the fear of God into them, so they won't do what I say is going to happen.
I told him I will not use an imaginary complaint to harass someone.
I was promptly yelled at and hung up on.

..and today is only Monday

That's good advice that Shyandquietguy should take.

Why does Pram Maven only have sex with children?

Because that's the only people he can identify with.

Edit: Why does Pram Maven hate Obama?

Because the birther boom finally gave him someone to emphasize with.

Why does Shyandquietguy stay in his house most of the time and post on I-mockery?

Because he is fugly.

Either A: He's not a part of the Aryan race.

Or B: He has full sized adult genitalia.

Why does Pram Maven come back to I-Mockery like a moth to a bug zapper?

Because we're 100X nicer to him than anyone whose ever met him in person.

Why did Pram Maven call Shyandquietguy fat?

I don't know, maybe that's what tedious little faggots do when confronted on the internet in lieu of dodging shit and not owning up to their problems.

Why are the only racist jokes coming from Shy and Thrash0?

Because they know more than I do.

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:conspiracy

Why does Thrash0 have a zero in his name?
Because it reminds him what he is.

Why does Thrash0 have an animated GIF of Dane Cook acting obnoxious?
Because it is his lifelong dream to be as mediocre as him.

Why does Pram Maven think I have a zero in my name?
Because he's an idiot.

Why does Pram Maven think my avatar is of Dane Cook?
Because he's an idiot.

Why does the child molesting pedophile necrophiliac racist failed-abortion Pram Maven not have any friends?

I think a shunning is in order.

Not in reference to racism, but just in general overall

Shyandquietguy would have a valid complaint, because sadly you are real.

:lol

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I'm just surprised that someone could mistake Charlie for Dane Cook.

Not getting the reference. Charlie?

Are you surprised? Same guy that this came from: