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k0k0 Jul 30th, 2011 12:39 AM

Can't see all the detail since my camera was 100 bucks about 4 years ago. My roommate is the one with all the cool cameras and accessories.
Spoilers!

ThrashO Jul 30th, 2011 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 734476)
I have the cheese from Rocko's Modern Life on my right bicep. He is the best character on the show.



I was going to get a jar of mayo on my left bicep, but eh, I have that space saved for something truly wacky in the future.

Holy shit! He's better than the salami and the bologna combined! :rock

Zomboid Jul 30th, 2011 10:44 AM

My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.

MarioRPG Jul 30th, 2011 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 734368)
It was MarioRPG who had to work at the crazy hotel, right?

I've worked at an mental health clinic (asylum). Did I make a thread about my stories? If not, I should have... there were a few good ones in all the crazy. But yeah, they do tend to have kind of a no bs policy. I didn't deal with any self-admits but once you are in there they want to do everything to make sure you are well and not going to be a danger to yourself / others. Then again things may be a little different where I was any how.

Also, k0k0 love the idea of the cheese tattoo. Man, it's been ages since I've seen that show.

Tadao Jul 30th, 2011 11:40 AM

I remember you saying a few things about work, but Newman is throwing me off.

creeposaurus Jul 30th, 2011 08:26 PM

I remember someone telling me the shaving cream was actually dinosaur sperm when I watched that movie for the 408738758347953874598374th time. I lol'd.

Edit: Or it might've been whipped cream. I don't member.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 30th, 2011 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 734522)
My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.

:double entedre

Zomboid Jul 30th, 2011 09:47 PM

I expected that.

Kitsa Jul 30th, 2011 09:52 PM

One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.

creeposaurus Jul 30th, 2011 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 734593)
One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.

:lol

I love when my parents do that

Kitsa Jul 30th, 2011 11:04 PM

vents *blown* out, hard to concentrate when there's a pooping toddler in the vicinity :(

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2011 02:22 AM

Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2011 02:38 AM

fucker

k0k0 Jul 31st, 2011 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 734606)
fucker

I know right. I feel like I'm in line to use the bathroom and there's nothing but ladies in front of me. (no offense ladies, but you're slow)

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2011 02:58 AM

Maybe he's busy trying to find someone to hold his PURSE haha just kidding let's give the ladies a hand :picklehat

Grislygus Jul 31st, 2011 03:41 AM

THAT THREAD MADE ME REMEMBER HOW THE PROPHECY WAS MY FAVORITE VIGGO MORTENSON MOVIE EVER AND THAT NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS HE WAS EVEN IN IT. THANK YOU YOUTUBE FOR BEING AT MY BECK AND CALL:


Dimnos Jul 31st, 2011 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 734605)
Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son

Should we just skip him? You know he is going to give me David Tennant.

Kitsa Jul 31st, 2011 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 734607)
(no offense ladies, but you're slow)



Guitar Woman Jul 31st, 2011 09:24 AM

I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

Also, David Tennant has like one movie, I'd pick someone we can actually do the thread with.

Pentegarn Jul 31st, 2011 11:28 AM

If yer gonna skip yer turn then send the next poster after you their actor/acrtess

Tadao Jul 31st, 2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 734134)
Easy enough, right? Good. Don't fuck it up.

:rolleyes

k0k0 Jul 31st, 2011 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 734625)

70 percent of the time we'll just piss in the corner on the way in.

Kitsa Jul 31st, 2011 03:49 PM

I love the big splashes on either side of the urinal. It's so true.

k0k0 Jul 31st, 2011 04:07 PM

I've had friends who have had actual pissing contests to try and get the ceiling wet when drunk.

Tadao Jul 31st, 2011 06:51 PM

:pagebrak


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