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elx Feb 2nd, 2012 08:34 PM

so does anyone have a turtle

The Leader Feb 2nd, 2012 08:38 PM

Turtles are awesome. They're probably my fourth or fifth favorite animal that is green.

elx Feb 2nd, 2012 08:41 PM

hey you're awesome where have you been

elx Feb 2nd, 2012 08:44 PM

also not too long ago there was this study designed by a researcher named Dr. Kellert for the US Fish and Wildlife service and Yale university ranking american's affection/detailing knowledge of critters, and turtles ranked in at number 11, and cats were 12. dogs were first place for most loved!

this proves that turtles are, infact, cooler than cats

Esuohlim Feb 2nd, 2012 09:20 PM

ok this is dumb

Not sure who actually locked it but i'm opening it back up, fuck sopap

Esuohlim Feb 2nd, 2012 09:24 PM

I hate all animals except white ducks, they's the bomb


I knew a girl who was obsessed with her turtle but she would make "I LOST MY TURTLE" statuses on facebook twice a week. She clearly didn't deserve a turtle.

Tadao Feb 2nd, 2012 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754506)
ok this is dumb

Not sure who actually locked it but i'm opening it back up, fuck sopap

HE WHO SMELT IT DELT IT.

Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2012 01:55 AM

I bet her roommates killed the turtle and used it as a piece for an organic bong, and she never noticed

"OMG WHERES MY TURTLE"
"the wha?"
"MY TURTLE"
"oooh, fuck, right the turtle. Matt stuck it over there somewhere"
"THERE'S MY TURTLE"

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2012 02:24 AM

Ohhh shit, what if "turtle" was just code for "bong" all along? :x

elx Feb 3rd, 2012 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754507)
I knew a girl who was obsessed with her turtle but she would make "I LOST MY TURTLE" statuses on facebook twice a week. She clearly didn't deserve a turtle.

you already told me about her the last time we talked about tortoises. you should steal her turtle and then I will rescue it from you.

Zhukov Feb 3rd, 2012 08:24 AM

I rode a giant sea turtle once.

Babs Feb 3rd, 2012 04:25 PM

I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP

Guitar Woman Feb 3rd, 2012 10:51 PM

ducks rape each other esuohlim

King Hadas Feb 4th, 2012 02:19 AM

that's what makes them feel mighty

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2012 03:11 AM

that's perfectly ok because it's a known fact that duck rape is appropriate social interaction in the duck community

kahljorn Feb 4th, 2012 04:15 AM

we need duck rape to seal our ventilation shafts

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 4th, 2012 09:03 AM

I hope thats going to be on the new aflac commercial.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 4th, 2012 05:39 PM

http://popvssoda.com/

ITS POP

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2012 05:55 PM

I used to think "pop" was strictly a midwest thing, but then I learned that even Canada and the UK call it that. And according to the map practically the entirely northern US does too. So why do they call it "soda" in nearly every movie and TV show? >:

And anyone who calls it "coke" is full-blown retarded

kahljorn Feb 4th, 2012 07:18 PM

i call it soda / coke

>:

also maybe causemost tv shows are made in hollywood which is on the westcoast where they say soda
/ coke >:

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2012 08:38 PM

fuck you and your coke. Call it something else >: and hollywood can suck 18 ducks >: i mean dicks :lol

kahljorn Feb 4th, 2012 08:46 PM

WHATS YOUR PROBlEM WIth COKE

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 4th, 2012 09:16 PM

The southerners call everything coke. Sprite is clear coke.

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2012 09:41 PM

And southerners are dumb. It's a scientific fact so don't argue with science

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 5th, 2012 12:45 AM

I've come to realize making decisions is a lot like basketball. Women are terrible at both.


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