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Evil Robot II Feb 19th, 2012 03:29 AM


Kitsa Feb 19th, 2012 07:22 PM

This restaurant is fantastic and the mexicans here are the richest people in town, so I don't think they give two shits if some drunk community college girl replaces their birthday lyrics with burrito burrito burrito tbh

kahljorn Feb 20th, 2012 03:03 AM

the richest people in your town are mexican?

Aaarg Feb 20th, 2012 08:32 AM


Babs Feb 20th, 2012 04:56 PM


kahljorn Feb 20th, 2012 04:59 PM

do you guys still have feudalism in ohio

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 20th, 2012 05:55 PM


Kitsa Feb 20th, 2012 08:47 PM


Rongi Feb 20th, 2012 10:55 PM

so I got a blowjob this morning and the girl's kind of new at giving them so after i spooged she didn't let go of it in her mouth and my weiner scraped up against her teeth and now there's a bunch of purple spots on the tip of it

Sam Feb 21st, 2012 01:31 AM


Aaarg Feb 21st, 2012 07:40 AM

i have a sore spot as well br0 dont worry u not alone

Zhukov Feb 21st, 2012 09:56 AM

I'm moving out of my flat tomorrow, but I've left cleaning it up until the very last minute. The place is a dump and it's nearly 2am.

Should I clean it up now and probably not sleep, don't worry about it, or go to bed now and wake up early to do it?

You're all in a different hemisphere and wont reply to this until it's too late, if at all.

Aaarg Feb 21st, 2012 12:37 PM

depending on how much you have to do, not sleeping may be your only option

Colonel Flagg Feb 21st, 2012 01:11 PM

kiss that security deposit goodbye

Aaarg Feb 21st, 2012 02:00 PM


Kitsa Feb 21st, 2012 02:07 PM

I wouldn't sleep, but I would rather clean than sleep anyway.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 21st, 2012 02:12 PM

Just vacuum it and that should work.

Zhukov Feb 21st, 2012 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 755207)
kiss that security deposit goodbye


Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 755212)
Just vacuum it and that should work.

I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.

Colonel Flagg Feb 21st, 2012 10:27 PM

Sometimes, it's worth the money.

AChimp Feb 22nd, 2012 12:06 AM

I'm not sure if I should be scared by this image or incredibly turned on.

Evil Robot II Feb 22nd, 2012 12:25 AM

That looks like one of the ads for those places that "helps" people finance homes. Seriously, thats like one of the animations they use.

Evil Robot II Feb 23rd, 2012 02:32 AM

I found this for some reason came up under googles auto complete thing. Guys we have a problem there are a small amount of people who actually HATE us. I don't know what you guys did to these people but it must have been horrible. They are formidable opponents too. One of them boasts that she make $2000 a week working from her home, while another has turned $47 in $5000 by doing something.

They got together and made a facebook page. If this board is anyything like an arab nations government we should fear facebook pages against us.


Also a person named "brian Lynch" hates us.


I say we take the path of Mohamed Assad destroy this rebel held city.

Aaarg Feb 23rd, 2012 07:53 AM

my sister sent me a text about how she got her first dui (she wears this as some sort of point of pride considering she's been drunk-driving for over a decade) and she burned her face on the steering wheel when she ran head-on into a telephone pole and totaled her car.

am i supposed to feel sorry for her?

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2012 01:21 PM

she obviously thinks its cool so why should you feel bad for her

unless its because shes stupid

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 23rd, 2012 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 755214)
I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.

I read that as hovering dishes at first which made me think you were

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