No joke. The first few pieces of republican mail we got, I wrote "return to sender" and stuck the flag back up. Then it became overwhelming. The best part is when the attacks on Obama INCREASE my desire to vote for him. Obama wants to use taxpayer money to fund abortions? GREAT! Four more years!

Around here, non-republicans are libertarians. I don't know where the democrats are. People here are poor, working-class, etc., and apparently don't realize that the republican party is not for them. Sigh.

Also omg fishing spiders I want them. We're down to two spiderlings of D. triton, and one adult D. tenebrosus (which is primarily terrestrial, they're the ones you find on trees all the time). I want to see a spider eat a toad. Awesome.

FOUR MORE QUEERS!

I wish I could vote in America. Your politics are like a comic book, someone is always the bad guy, and there's so much drama.

Here its just posh weak men discussing bendy buses and how long people should stay in school.

SIX MORE BEERS!

"FUCK HOPE"

here's something positive and cool:

our tarantulas are growing nicely and adorably. this is brachypelma smithi enjoying the highest elevation in her tiny enclosure.

Well, it was exciting a few centuries ago.

my favorite part about elections is how almost every candidate ive ever seen speak always says the same shit

WELL IM GONNA CUT SPENDINg AND GET US OUTTA THIS DEFICIT AND GET US cheap OIL blah blah blah. like the same thing a five year old running for office would say.

also that because nobody ever says anything worthwhile some young black dude could win on a campaign of "HOPE AND CHANgE." :lol how is thateven a political position. I'm pretty much thrilled that America is stuck with him for another 4 years.

Oh thank god. I woke up afraid to check the news.

I've got people on my facebook who are rending their clothes and threatening to move to Canada. They're acting as if this is the death knell heralding the end of the world. One actually called in this morning and quit his job.

LOL quit his job.

now he can bitch about obama not helping him find a job.

romney supporters have to be stupid. it's stupid enough to be a republican and not extremely wealthy, but specifically supporting mitt romney... dumb!

20 MORE TEARS!

The people on my Facebook prefer to rant about the impending post-apocalyptic Socialism state and erosion of "civil liberties".

Yours sound like a lot more fun.

wait wait wait the erosion of civil liberties because of a democrat in the white house? do they know what party they follow?

also i hate when people say socialist like it's a bad thing. obama's a socialist? no he isn't. i'd like him more if that were the case.

i guess i just "want things" as bill o-reilly would say.

four more years!

Listen, trying to understand these people and their Facebook rants is like trying to understand Cthulu.

wait wait wait do you actually believe that if you put a person in the highest office they will represent the good of the common people> do you know that your party doesn't give 1 shit about you?

in a perfect world i would have voted for jill stein. i voted for obama because our system is fucked and a vote not for obama is a vote for romney.

I heard Barr was on the ballot. I used to write in Frank Zappa, then I remembered it's a waste of 30 minutes.

roger barr?

i-mock 4 prez

I stayed home on election day and drank a bunch of NyQuil.

All of those political-alignment quizzes I took put me with Stein, but realistically I knew she had no chance of winning so I tried to come up with a good compromise.

you guys shouldve all voted for me

i wouldve fixed this shit

actually i wish that kane dude or newt gengrich would've ran. At least they had ideas and shit. Hell every candidate was better than romney and I might've actually voted republican if it was someone other than him. He's justlike this dude with no ideas who is inoffensive to most people but he's a business man so he must know what to do right.
Plus Herman Kane or whatever was boning all kinds of chicks, just like bill clinton. That's what we need in office a dude who'snot afraid to plow chicks

Or in your case, dudes who aren't affraid to be chicks. Thinking for two, true unbiasim. Kahl for president!

i wouldn't say romney is inoffensive to everybody. he avoids talking about his positions because his beliefs are unpopular because he's an evil capitalist mormon racist misogynistic ignore-the-poor piece of shit

yeah newt gingrinch would have been a lot better. WTF.

newt gengrich kinda had some ron paul ideas though but at least they were ideas :\

Dude I watched a lot about these elections and I still don't know anything about romney's positions other than that he didn't think obama was doin stuff right and that was basically all he said during the primaries. Pretty much all I remember about Romney is him standing there and not really saying anything other than, "WE GOTTA MAKE THINGS BETTER" while everybody else presented arguments and then attacked other people's arguments.