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Sam Jan 3rd, 2009 11:01 PM

WRITE HER A NOTE WITH EMPTY BOXES BY YES OR NO AND TELL HER TO CHECK ONE.

:rolleyes

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 11:04 PM

Can I put my finger in your butt during sex?

[ ] Yes!
[ ] No!

Big McLargehuge Jan 4th, 2009 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 605764)
seriously, don't be like "lol will you be my girlfriend" because that's for fucking 8th graders. just keep seeing her and then we you guys start fucking on a regular basis, start calling her your girlfriend to other people and start holding her hand in public. otherwise there's this whole status compromise and it's just basdhasdasdasdauh

dude, i am not a fucking child. i am just wondering about the rules of courtship. because in the past girls have always come to me.

bigtimecow Jan 4th, 2009 01:18 AM

then let her come to you... or on you ;D

LordSappington Jan 4th, 2009 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 605748)
no, she is waaaayyy out of my league

By 'out of my league', you best be meaning that you're better. They're like shaved gorillas, with boobs. And skates. And a derby.

Big McLargehuge Jan 4th, 2009 02:28 PM

you clearly have never been to the tucson roller derby, while there are some of those most of the girls are hot as hell.

Fathom Zero Jan 4th, 2009 03:34 PM

Mmmmm... roller derby girls.

Tadao Jan 4th, 2009 03:39 PM

They are usually in great shape.

Sam Jan 4th, 2009 05:10 PM

I love roller derby girls. :(

Esuohlim Jan 4th, 2009 08:58 PM

DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I DO

THIS IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL EVER GET

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 4th, 2009 11:10 PM

Or you should hold her hand on a regular basis and fuck her in public.

Big McLargehuge Jan 5th, 2009 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 605902)
DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I DO

THIS IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL EVER GET

this advice is useless without knowing what you do :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jan 5th, 2009 01:41 AM

BASICALLY WHAT I DO IS NEVER ASK ANYONE OUT :tear

Big McLargehuge Jan 5th, 2009 02:33 AM

ME TOO :cry

MetalMilitia Jan 5th, 2009 09:42 AM

I don't know why milhouse is so unsuccessful with the ladies - all he needs to say is "Hey I'm a moderator on the I-Mockery forums" and they'd be like putty in his hands.

Dixie Jan 5th, 2009 10:25 AM

I've changed my mind about you guys.
Stick to chat lines.

Big McLargehuge Jan 5th, 2009 01:55 PM

you know you can't trust any of those internet girls ;)

LordSappington Jan 5th, 2009 01:59 PM

More like internet 'girls'.

Big McLargehuge Jan 5th, 2009 02:07 PM

oh yeah, cause there are no girls on the internet, i forgot about that :rolleyes

Sam Jan 5th, 2009 02:37 PM

MORE LIKE INTERNET "GIRLS" :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Jan 5th, 2009 03:41 PM

YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE GIRLS YOU IGNORANT FUCK? :ROLLEYES

Esuohlim Jan 5th, 2009 04:44 PM

WTF IS THIS ****SHIT

LordSappington Jan 5th, 2009 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 606014)
oh yeah, cause there are no girls on the internet, i forgot about that :rolleyes

Go into any public aol chatroom. My case will most likely be proven in about two minutes.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 5th, 2009 10:30 PM

I'm changing my prior advice. Go for the Roller Derby Girl. 75% of roller girls are really great looking.

http://qcrg.net/category/16/suicidal-saucies.aspx

Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 10:31 PM

75% of those are men :x


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