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10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 5th, 2009 10:40 PM

Yeah,.....but they're good looking.

Big McLargehuge Jan 6th, 2009 11:07 AM

75% of me is man baby

LordSappington Jan 7th, 2009 12:39 AM


Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 606115)
I'm changing my prior advice. Go for the Roller Derby Girl. 75% of roller girls are really great looking.


Seriously, I saw one, maybe two, girls in there that might have been okay. Assuming they aren't like those transvestites on Maury, where you can't tell them apart from a moderately attractive woman.

Big McLargehuge Jan 7th, 2009 02:07 AM

Who the fuck are you? Go away.

Perndog Jan 7th, 2009 03:44 AM


Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 606190)
75% of me is man baby

This gave me an image of a grotesque 6-foot-tall toddler.

I think I know why you're having trouble with the girls.

LordSappington Jan 8th, 2009 12:11 AM


Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 606190)
75% of me is man baby

Ah, just another senile emo high schooler. I'll probably die off the next big freeze.

Big McLargehuge Jan 8th, 2009 03:50 AM


LordSappington Jan 9th, 2009 12:14 AM

I'm like a flea. Small and annoying.
Except I don't really do any good for the natural balance in the end.

DevilWearsPrada Jan 9th, 2009 12:54 AM

gaywad :rolleyes

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 01:42 AM


Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 606832)
gaywad :rolleyes

Pot meet kettle. Kettle, this is pot.
I think you guys know what to do.

Big McLargehuge Jan 9th, 2009 04:11 PM

can we get a mod in here? this thread is dead.

Skulhedface Jan 11th, 2009 03:36 AM

The only practical advice you can get in that situation is to just man up and ask a girl out. If you're worried about social stigmas, (ie some girl saying something to the effect of "EWWWMYGAWD, that freak just asked me out!") then grow a pair. I tell you that to tell you this: Once you DO find one willing to be your girlfriend, what's more worth it? Some assface who laughs at you, or knowing someone will suck your junk (eventually)?

kahljorn Jan 13th, 2009 04:32 PM

I've never seen an attractive roller derby girl. They all look like they were constructed out of linkin logs. I mean the roller derby was basically designed so that ugly amazon-lookin-bitches could have some place in society.

MattJack Jan 13th, 2009 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 607691)
They all look like they were constructed out of linkin logs.


Big McLargehuge Jan 13th, 2009 10:43 PM

http://www.tucsonrollerderby.com/player.php?id=114 tell me she isn't attractive. but then again http://www.tucsonrollerderby.com/player.php?id=158 :\

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2009 12:42 AM

I'm sure if you looked hard enough you could find an attractive roller derby girl.

Big McLargehuge Jan 14th, 2009 12:58 AM

a higher percentage of roller derby girls are attractive compared to the general population.

MattJack Jan 14th, 2009 01:11 AM

she's aight

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2009 01:35 AM


a higher percentage of roller derby girls are attractive compared to the general population. :posh
Here's your beautiful tuscon roller derby girls.

I looked at all the girl's on that page and only one of them could pass for a woman. And they all look like somebodies mother. Or grandmother. So far odds aren't in your favor.

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2009 01:40 AM


Instead of going to juvenile hall, Ore decided to do manual labor at a copper mine in Bisbee, AZ as restitution. Little did she know what manual labor really meant. Poor Ore soon became known as Cheap Ore, only worth a few pennies to the copper miners she aided. One night, after working with a miner that reeked of patchouli, Ore decided to not recycle, but waste herself. Literally. Cheap Ore crawled into a dumpster and waited for the garbage truck to take her away with the rest of the trash. But in the bottom of the dumpster Ore found 3 things that would change her life forever-a Minor Threat record, a pair of roller skates, and a flyer from Tucson Roller Derbyís Copper Queens (who were looking for skaters). Ore snuck back to her room above the mines and listened to the record while she perused the flyer. It didnít take long for Ore to figure out what to do. She strapped on the roller skates and headed to Tucson. And the rest, my friends, is history in the making.
hahahahaahaha from that link of the beautiful tuscon roller girl omg :clap :applause that deserves an academy award

MattJack Jan 14th, 2009 01:45 AM

That would be a 90 minute movie i'd watch.

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2009 01:50 AM

it could be epic you should read the first three paragraphs.

Big McLargehuge Jan 14th, 2009 02:25 AM

you come to tucson and we will straighten this out

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2009 02:51 AM

you gonna sic the derby girls on me or something

Big McLargehuge Jan 14th, 2009 03:23 AM

you wish ;0

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