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Tadao Jul 19th, 2009 02:53 PM

Yeah, but those girls are not hot.

executioneer Jul 19th, 2009 07:41 PM

i dunno man that fabric doesn't look like it breathes very well, they probably could use a refreshing glass of ice water

Tadao Jul 19th, 2009 08:54 PM

My guess is they have been drinking hot gravy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 20th, 2009 08:58 AM

:swisschalet

Dimnos Jul 20th, 2009 10:02 AM

Guys. That girl is totally hot if you like 12 kinds of STDs. Your just gay.

Terra Jul 20th, 2009 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 638288)
My guess is they have been drinking hot gravy.

I hear gravy is a good lubricant.

kahljorn Jul 22nd, 2009 07:23 PM

Quote:

Does Austin have roller derby and does the roller derby have hot girls?

By transitive logic, Austin has hot girls.
Not really >: BETTER CHECK UR VENN WITH THE PREMISE, "SOME ROLLER DERBY'S HAVE GIRLS THAT ARE CONSIDERED 'hot'" or "SOme roller derby girls are girls that are considered hot."

CHECK YOUR DISTRIBUTION

Fathom Zero Jul 22nd, 2009 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 638672)
Not really >: BETTER CHECK UR VENN WITH THE PREMISE, "SOME ROLLER DERBY'S HAVE GIRLS THAT ARE CONSIDERED 'hot'" or "SOme roller derby girls are girls that are considered hot."

CHECK YOUR DISTRIBUTION

I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIt

kahljorn Jul 23rd, 2009 03:26 PM

IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU EXPLAIN ANYTHING IM JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM AN ERROR THAT WILL LAND YOU IN BED WITH A FUG BUG.

Big McLargehuge Jul 30th, 2009 02:34 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 24th, 2009 04:09 PM

New season starts next saturday and I can't wait.

Aries Jan 18th, 2010 06:53 PM

I've met quite a few derby girls. You do realize most of them are lesbians, right?

The Leader Jan 18th, 2010 10:03 PM

Shut up.

Pentegarn Jan 19th, 2010 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aries (Post 668318)
I've met quite a few derby girls. You do realize most of them are lesbians, right?

to answer your question. Yes.

Tadao Jan 19th, 2010 11:19 AM

I don't jerk to lesbian porn cause none of them like men. :(

Pentegarn Jan 19th, 2010 12:22 PM

You need to learn masturbatory compartmentalization.

Dildo Faggins Feb 10th, 2010 01:10 PM

its simple just be better at eating pussy than a les-bo then apply your skill to the desired roller

all it really takes is good breath controll

Dimnos Feb 10th, 2010 01:22 PM

Nice punctuation. :\

Zhukov Feb 12th, 2010 06:59 AM

I don't even know what Roller Derby is, but a girl at my work invited me to be a judge at a Roller Derby.

I hope it's more of a guest judge type thing where I just give a few light hearted comments at the end, rather than keep track of scoring and who is breaking rules. I don't even know if they have rules. I don't even know if this is a sport or an art form or what.

Pentegarn Feb 12th, 2010 08:25 AM

In the states, women's roller derby is a sport. Inasmuch as it has rules and a scoring system.

As best as my memory will allow, I will try to explain what I remember of it.

The teams roller skate in laps. I believe each team has a 'jammer'. Her job is to lap the opponents team. Each team takes timed turns on offense. The team gets a point every time the jammer laps the opposing team. The opposing team can block the jammer in a limited way by trying to use their body to get in the jammers way. There is no shoving, striking, or (and this is where I may be off on the rules a lot) use of elbows or forearms. I believe the jammer has a small team to protect her, while the opposing team has enforcer like women who are supposed to knock her down legally. Though you will need to check your league policy to see what is or is not legal in that regard.

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2010 08:26 AM

Maybe you'll see some girls lezzing out

Zhukov Feb 12th, 2010 09:06 AM

Ok, but do I award points for that or what?

Pentegarn Feb 12th, 2010 09:10 AM

I suppose you could award points for lesbo action at your descretion

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2010 05:58 PM

You also have to have a sweet roller derby name.

Pentegarn Feb 12th, 2010 06:13 PM

The one I remembered most from the one I saw was a girl who called herself, "Snot Rocket Science"


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