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10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2010 07:11 PM

This ref for the Derby here has his name as Pat Slayjack. Fucking love that.

kahljorn Feb 13th, 2010 05:19 AM

man you know they had to ask you to be a judge because the last judge probably died

there's so many ways you could die as a judge for a roller derby that it could completely derail this thread.

ULTRA DIZZINESS WHICH CAUSES YOU TO PUKE SO HARD YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK
SMASHED BY LESBIANS
AVVVAAAAALLLAAAAAANNNCCHHHHEEE

executioneer Feb 13th, 2010 07:34 AM

oh man there's a good name for a rollerderby chick AVABLANCHE

executioneer Feb 13th, 2010 07:35 AM

her theme is she is a southern belle

Pentegarn Feb 13th, 2010 08:27 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a roller derby girl named Avablanche

Sam Feb 13th, 2010 02:07 PM

SMASHED BY LESBIANS SOUNDS LIKE AN ALRIGHT WAY TO GO :(

IF THEY'RE HOT ONES :(

Sam Feb 13th, 2010 02:18 PM

"HERE LIES SAM
SMASHED BY HOT LESBIANS
HE DIED THE WAY HE LIVED
JERKING OFF WIDLY"

bigtimecow Feb 16th, 2010 06:26 PM



the ending is relevant...Sam

Sam Feb 16th, 2010 10:28 PM

:lol

kahljorn Feb 17th, 2010 10:06 PM

RARA-RANDY. RA-RA RA-RANDY

bigtimecow Feb 20th, 2010 02:28 PM

I WANNA SEE SOME TATTIIIEEEEEEEEEEEES

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 02:36 PM

next saturday is roller derby and I'm GOIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN

kahljorn Feb 21st, 2010 07:11 PM

DONT GO SAM

I KNOW ITS YOUR DESTINY BUT I DONt WANT YOU TO DIE YET

Grislygus Feb 22nd, 2010 01:55 PM

:(




Sam Feb 22nd, 2010 10:53 PM

YESSSSSSSSSSS

TIME..... TO DIE

:BLADERUNNER

Fathom Zero Feb 22nd, 2010 11:00 PM

RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR

Zhukov Feb 23rd, 2010 01:02 AM

So I don't get to be a judge; I get to be a referee. I have to wear black and white stripes and I have to rollerskate (even though I don't know how). Wish me luck for Wednesday.

Oh, I also have to know all the rules.

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2010 01:16 AM

YOURE DEAD

tHIS IS eXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOut

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2010 02:14 AM

Do you have a cool referee name?

Sam Feb 23rd, 2010 02:31 AM

His name will be Heydykes Crushmeplz

Zhukov Feb 23rd, 2010 02:48 AM

That's actually a pretty cool name :\

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A ROLLER SKATING RINK, NOW I'M THROWING MY LIFE AWAY FOR GIRLS.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2010 04:08 AM

I'm pretty damm proud of you right now.

Dimnos Feb 23rd, 2010 10:39 AM

If it were me I would get REALLY fucking drunk before going.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 23rd, 2010 12:29 PM

http://qcrg.net/category/19/Refs/pag...e_Johnson.aspx

:lol

Zhukov, you need to be better than this somehow.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2010 12:36 PM

I know one of the posters on the DM boards is a ref, and I think this is him.

http://qcrg.net/category/19/Refs/pag...or_Wiener.aspx

Yep, it is.



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