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10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 23rd, 2010 12:55 PM

Dungeon Master?

edit: oh, D Mode makes more sense

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2010 04:09 PM

Quote:

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A ROLLER SKATING RINK, NOW I'M THROWING MY LIFE AWAY FOR GIRLS LESBIANS.
PERSPECTIVE.

HOW COME EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THE ROLLER DERBY HAS SOME FUCKING BACKSTORY. HOW DO PEOPLE EVEN THINK OF THAT SHIT. I WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY IM SOME GUY AND IM GONNA BE A ROLLER DERBY REFEREE" AND MY NAME WOULD BE "STEWERT."

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 23rd, 2010 08:41 PM

YOU GOTTA HAVE A BACKSTORY. OTHERWISE YOU GET LESBOSSED AND DIE.

Sam Feb 23rd, 2010 08:43 PM

HEY IM SOME GUY WHO WANTS TO WATCH ROLLER DERBY, TIME TO GET LESBOOZED AND DIED

Zhukov Feb 24th, 2010 05:25 AM

Thank god it was just a practice today. I stood with my hands in my pockets and wondered what was going on, and eventually I realised that it's going to be practice for maybe some more weeks (??), so I can skive and pretend like I know what I'm doing until it comes to the actual competition.

When that time comes I will flee.

The girl that invited me was giggling at my stupid jokes, which is a bad sign.

Pentegarn Feb 24th, 2010 07:24 AM

Why? The girl that invited you not to your tastes?

Zhukov Feb 24th, 2010 07:26 AM

No, it just means that I will probably end up staying.

The Leader Feb 24th, 2010 12:09 PM

You should probably learn how to roller skate.

Tadao Feb 24th, 2010 12:50 PM

and the rules

Sam Feb 24th, 2010 04:12 PM

and the lezbooze

Pentegarn Feb 25th, 2010 09:19 AM

And what this girl that laughs at all your jokes likes (both in and out of the sack)

Tadao Mar 25th, 2010 10:05 PM

How's this working out for ya Zhukov?

Pentegarn Mar 25th, 2010 11:01 PM

What Tadao said.

kahljorn Mar 26th, 2010 03:10 AM

maybe they were practicing and they brushed up against him and he felt decimated and realized what he was getting himself into

Zhukov Mar 26th, 2010 11:11 AM

The girl that introduced me to roller derbying went on holiday or something, so I took the opportunity to flee like fuck.

Part of me wanted to be able to say to people "Yeah, I'm in to Roller Derby", so they would think that I was cool, the other part of me, the smarter part, knew that I would end up saying "Yeah, I was in to Roller Derby; that's how I lost my legs".

In the end, I was a coward. She's got my number, I don't have hers. To be honest she was more of a gate-way girl to get to the other ones.

Terra Mar 26th, 2010 08:23 PM

She might still call you.

Sam Mar 26th, 2010 08:41 PM

YOU BLEW IT

Zhukov Mar 27th, 2010 04:12 AM

Nah, I don't want her to call me. Not really interested in her particularly.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 27th, 2010 09:06 AM

Roller Derby tonight. GO DEVIL DOLLIES.

Zhukov: You should at least go back because roller derby girls are usually a blast to drink with at the very least.

Terra: You're picture is hot.

Terra Mar 27th, 2010 09:54 AM

Thank you, Ghost! It's not up for long. I'm still searching for an avatar. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 27th, 2010 10:29 AM

Keep that one. :)

Zhukov Mar 27th, 2010 11:05 AM

From what I gathered they were into steampunk, tattoos, The Muppets, tattoos of The Muppets, and DnD.

Hope this helps.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 27th, 2010 11:07 AM

:lol That sounds about right.

Zhukov Mar 27th, 2010 11:16 AM

Seriously, fucking Beaker up her arm, with a dragon perched on his hair. What the fuck?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 27th, 2010 12:27 PM

That's real bad. I just looked up someone with a beaker tattoo on flickr.....real bad.


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