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Tadao Mar 27th, 2010 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 678478)
From what I gathered they were into steampunk, tattoos, The Muppets, tattoos of The Muppets, and DnD.

Hope this helps.

That sounds like fun :(

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2010 05:29 PM

One of my anthropology professors' wives is in the roller derby here and he said that while he wouldn't give extra credit, he would be inclined to be more understanding when grading our papers should people go. :)

Terra Mar 27th, 2010 05:52 PM

So what do you do? Turn your stub in with your papers? :confused:

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2010 06:56 PM

Walk up, I guess. I haven't been yet.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 27th, 2010 08:16 PM

At the roller derby right now and they started playing a disco song....possibly carwash but I was the only person that thought it was funny.


Terra Mar 27th, 2010 11:36 PM

Disco??? I would have thought it would have been heavy metal. Don't know why. Those are some sexy, hard core wimenz.

The Leader Mar 28th, 2010 09:36 AM

Hence the reason that he thought it was funny.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 30th, 2010 05:58 PM

Forgot to mention. We have a team called the Nickel City Knockouts so their initials are NCK.

Their entrance was Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up with NCKROLLED flashing in front of it. I got a kick out of it but I don't think a lot of people got it.

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 10:19 AM

WTF my ex just sent me an email telling me she is going to start going to Roller Derby. Wtf is going on with fucking roller derby? Someone is playing a cruel joke with my life Truman Show style.

Either I'm being forced into becoming active in the Roller Derby 'scene', or I am being warned against it, and I don't know which one it is.

Pentegarn Mar 31st, 2010 10:25 AM

Why would she bother telling you about that I wonder?

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 10:32 AM

I honestly don't know. She wasn't talking to me, and I sent her an email months ago asking if she wanted to talk. All of a sudden, she does. About Roller Derby.

I didn't even know what Roller Derby was until I read this thread. Then, soon after, the new girl at work wants me to join in with whatever it is you do at Roller Derby. Learn to Referee or some shit. As soon as I dodge that bullet, careening back into my life like a fat lesbian on roller skates, here comes Roller Derby again with my ex telling me all about god damn ROLLER DERBY. SHUT UP WORLD ABOUT ROLLER DERBY LEAVE ME IN PEACE.

Dimnos Mar 31st, 2010 10:57 AM

Why did you "dodge that bullet" again? There quite possibly was some tang in it for you. Was she fugly?

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 11:15 AM

She certainly wasn't my type. Plus she was really loud.

Dimnos Mar 31st, 2010 11:24 AM

Oh loud. Worst quality in a woman. :(

kahljorn Mar 31st, 2010 05:39 PM

the world is out to lesbosmash you zhukov

Zhukov Jan 13th, 2011 08:29 AM

Oh how the mighty have fallen. I totally got lesbosmashed btw.

Check out the guy top left wearing the stripes.

Pentegarn Jan 13th, 2011 08:44 AM

I like that even the roller skates are striped

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 13th, 2011 10:38 AM

That's a guy in the top left?

Zhukov Jan 13th, 2011 11:07 AM

Oh, that's a guy.

His derby name is 'Tardis'. That's telling enough in itself, and we joked that it was because he was bigger on the inside than he was on the outside. Fnar fnar.

Tadao Jan 13th, 2011 11:42 AM

Where is the alligator pit? :(

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 12:29 PM

And the lumberjacks? :(

Pentegarn Jan 13th, 2011 02:59 PM

Also I find it odd that the male ref's shorts are shorter than the females are

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 05:32 PM

I'm pretty sure it's just what he wanted.

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