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10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 20th, 2010 05:50 PM



I wish I had some stalker b gone

Dimnos Aug 20th, 2010 06:13 PM

I think its marketed as pepper spray.

Tadao Aug 20th, 2010 06:18 PM

Her face works just as well.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 20th, 2010 06:26 PM

She is Guano-Crazy.

Esuohlim Aug 20th, 2010 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 695890)
You just got tagged in a buncha pictures recently. They were nice.

POST 'EM HERE SON :highfive

kahljorn Aug 20th, 2010 07:15 PM

Quote:

I tried smoking salvia to take my mind of cigarettes, to smoke something, and to make a psychedelic breakthrough, but with a normal lighter it doesn't work, and with a torch lighter my bowl starts telling me she knows the Bic and how unreliable it is.
ive heardpeople say you gotta use SPECIAL LIghtERS or millions of other magical things to get high on salvia but when i did it i just smoked like two bowls in a row really fast with a normal lighter

Guitar Woman Aug 20th, 2010 08:21 PM

it also just sucks

Esuohlim Aug 20th, 2010 08:27 PM

two bowls of saliva sounds gross

you crazy kids

kahljorn Aug 20th, 2010 08:39 PM

thats what you gotta do to get high on it

i also smoked it out of a bong, not a pipe :O

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2010 10:33 PM



man I just ate like six bananas and I feel dizzy. :x

elx Aug 21st, 2010 02:00 AM

the new msn messenger in beta is pretty sweet. it automatically appears you offline to everyone when you change your status, but then you can click on an IM window and you automatically appear online to whichever people you feel like talking to. so you get to block people without actually blocking them and with no effort. :)

Tadao Aug 21st, 2010 02:51 AM

IS THAT WHY I NEVER SEE YOU ON MSN?

Babs Aug 21st, 2010 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 695952)
man I just ate like six bananas and I feel dizzy. :x

http://www.springerlink.com/content/02060rj354480858/

fucking hippie

Kitsa Aug 21st, 2010 06:40 AM

This garage sale thing actually didn't go too badly.

A kid asked to use our bathroom but we shut that shit down pretty fast. :/

Dr. Boogie Aug 21st, 2010 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 695978)
A kid asked to use our bathroom but we shut that shit down pretty fast. :/

Literally.

Guitar Woman Aug 21st, 2010 09:06 AM

Well, there go the nicotine WD's.

I guess that means I quit smoking. Now what?

kahljorn Aug 21st, 2010 09:58 AM

NOTHIN

NOW LIFE RETURNS TO BEING AS MEANINGLESS AS BEFORE YOU HAD A GOAL

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2010 10:53 AM

http://audioporncentral.com/wp-conte...o-The-Club.mp3

Babs Aug 21st, 2010 05:17 PM

Bill is pregnant.

RaNkeri Aug 21st, 2010 05:50 PM

Man, I was playing baldur's gate and totally missed miami vice :(

RaNkeri Aug 21st, 2010 05:50 PM

Baldur's Gate, fuck yeah!

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 21st, 2010 05:58 PM

You should have modded Tubbs as a playable character. That would have reminded you.

RaNkeri Aug 21st, 2010 06:11 PM

I would totally use a Tubbs portrait, if such existed :(

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2010 07:25 PM

Rembrandt Pussyhorse

Tadao Aug 21st, 2010 08:04 PM

Why are so many of you kids missing a funny bone? Comedy and wit where at their highest during times of great depression. You're all way to worried about your precious feelings.

Guitar Woman Aug 21st, 2010 08:45 PM


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Esuohlim Aug 21st, 2010 08:51 PM

Cigarettes smell like shit so you probably smell like shit

Guitar Woman Aug 21st, 2010 08:52 PM

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT CIGARETTES

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2010 09:02 PM

Hahaha faggot

Guitar Woman Aug 21st, 2010 09:03 PM

goddamnit I seriously want to relapse right now but my integrity is at stake

MarioRPG Aug 21st, 2010 09:03 PM

Smoking's not cool anymore

Guitar Woman Aug 21st, 2010 09:14 PM

I finished off my bag of salvia in a desperate attempt to get my lungs to stop yapping at me for smoke.

I still didn't fully break through, but I fucking know evil when I feel it, and that is one nasty drug.

Not ever going anywhere near it agian.

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2010 09:14 PM

I took up tea and incense, guys

Kitsa Aug 21st, 2010 10:40 PM

I just sold a book on mouth cancer at the garage sale but that shit would have put you off cigs quicker than quick

Esuohlim Aug 21st, 2010 10:55 PM

I hear jogging is good for smoker's lungs

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2010 12:04 AM

Hairway to Steven

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 22nd, 2010 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 696039)
goddamnit I seriously want to relapse right now but my integrity is at stake

You don't have anything to wory about.

Guitar Woman Aug 22nd, 2010 12:54 AM

I play guitar like a duck. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2010 01:35 AM

Locust Abortion Technician

MrAdventure Aug 22nd, 2010 04:22 AM

i just found out the los locos kicked j horkheimer's balls into outer space

r i p my nigga

Zhukov Aug 22nd, 2010 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 696068)
You don't have anything to wory about.

:lol

If I had a genie I would waste one wish on GW getting cancer AFTER he gives up smoking. PLEASE GENIE PLEASE!

Kitsa Aug 22nd, 2010 12:47 PM

I'm going to the largest fair in the area in a few...same one as the "SEE THE STRANGE THING" booth. You could all chip in via Paypal toward the dollar admission, I'd see the strange thing and report back.

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2010 12:53 PM

I kinda want a pickled punk. But a lot of them are bad juju, so I dunno.

Kitsa Aug 22nd, 2010 07:14 PM

I looked all over for the strange thing tent and it was gone :(

Chojin Aug 22nd, 2010 07:25 PM

i bought 5 packs of blacks and a pack of black teas the other day

this thread makes me want to smoke one. i think i will.

Grislygus Aug 22nd, 2010 08:30 PM

yeeeeeeeeah my boxes of Baccarats and h. upmans arrived today, and the chat thread is already talking about smoking

who else around here loves cigars?

except gw. if you like cigars, i just KNOW you'll go on and on about some mediocre crap like romeo and juliets (except actually referring to them as ROMEO Y JULIETTA) until you discover Punch and Arturo Fuentes and think that no one else knows about "your" two new brands

Grislygus Aug 22nd, 2010 08:34 PM

except that you're probably one of the many cigarette smokers that hold their noses and roll their eyes whenever cigars are mentioned, in which case your input is welcomed

Grislygus Aug 22nd, 2010 08:59 PM

I'm just kidding, no one else should give a shit about cigars

everyone SHOULD give a shit about the return of MrAdventure!



end of GrislyguSpam.

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2010 09:13 PM

I GIVE A SHIT.

I THINK YOU NEED OPUS X FUENTE FUENTES

Sam Aug 22nd, 2010 09:16 PM

QUIT SMOKIN' AND START DRAWIN' YOU JAGALOON.

Tanuki Aug 23rd, 2010 08:42 AM

Started moving into my on-campus apartment yesterday and met one of the other two roommates. The apartment's really kinda dull, but hopefully it'll look nicer as we all finish moving in. My mom was pissed, though; we went into me and my friend's room so I could unpack my bed stuff, and my roommate from last year was laying in the other bed with her boyfriend. After we left my mom was going on about how inconsiderate my roommate was, but really, it's to be expected in college...

Zhukov Aug 23rd, 2010 09:02 AM

Yes but manners don't cost a thing.

Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2010 09:03 AM

most college-age manners issues stem from misguided "HEY LOOK I'M TOTALLY A GROWNUP NOW" bs.

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2010 10:36 AM

It's terrible here, but it is everywhere. People'll be be the same from the time they're four until they're working some dead-end job. College is the same as high school is the same as a career.

Zhukov Aug 23rd, 2010 11:10 AM

No self respect, for one thing.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2010 11:58 AM

OH YAY! ANOTHER BLOG!

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 23rd, 2010 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 696181)
Yes but manners don't cost a thing.


BUTT MANNER COST THE MOST.

I'm suprised colleges don't offer road trip courses.

Colonel Flagg Aug 23rd, 2010 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanuki (Post 696180)
My mom was pissed, though; we went into me and my friend's room so I could unpack my bed stuff, and my roommate from last year was laying in the other bed with her boyfriend.

You could have suggested to Mom that she take some pictures of the happy couple to put up on her blog if she really felt that upset about it. It would have been a teaching moment for both Mom and your ex-roomie.

elx Aug 23rd, 2010 05:00 PM

the spanish class i'm taking this semester is costing $540 in required materials. it's absurd that they don't tell us this stuff before we register. really, for that amount i could just buy rosetta stone and hire myself a mexican nanny. :(

elx Aug 23rd, 2010 05:00 PM

bability is bananas, double posting is super cool

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 23rd, 2010 05:06 PM

lol, I thought it said "HIRE MYSELF A MEXICAN ARMY"

elx Aug 23rd, 2010 05:07 PM

so the average full time student is paying about $1,000 in book fees per semester...but that's not so bad compared to art students that have to pay double that with the required work materials :lol

Esuohlim Aug 23rd, 2010 05:13 PM

Just torrent your books :ROLLEYES

Also you're only paying that much if you buy from bookstores. Go online and you'll probably pay less than half that

RaNkeri Aug 23rd, 2010 05:18 PM

1000$ in book fees? Per semester? What the fuck

Dimnos Aug 23rd, 2010 05:42 PM

Amazon :rolleyes

Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2010 06:29 PM

I used to cry after I bought my med school textbooks. But that was back when campus email was a novelty, let alone that wacky thing called the internet :(

I remember Grolier's Multimedia Encyclopedia on CD-Rom blowing my fucking mind when I started high school.

Esuohlim Aug 23rd, 2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 696222)
1000$ in book fees? Per semester? What the fuck

Seriously. It's fucking ridiculous. All my books this semester are about $200 each at the bookstore.

And Amazon is the shit. On there they're like 60 bucks each

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2010 07:40 PM

The only book I'm buying is my ~$100 French. I've only bought one book since I started school last year.

:lol

Esuohlim Aug 23rd, 2010 08:14 PM

everything is free on the internet

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2010 08:15 PM

Not when you have to buy a book to get a code to use a shitty website to turn in homework.

elx Aug 23rd, 2010 08:21 PM

edit: n/m


Esuohlim Aug 23rd, 2010 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 696247)
Not when you have to buy a book to get a code to use a shitty website to turn in homework.

The worst is when you get a professor who wrote the book. He sells an online version that you have to pay to download, and you have to turn in the receipt and order number or you fail the class, preventing people from pitching in on one download and making copies. Shit's fucked up

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2010 09:09 PM

It'll be worth it all though. Not only will it help you get a job, your job will be in the profession you are studying for!

Esuohlim Aug 23rd, 2010 09:14 PM

That's good news I've been studying a lot of pornography lately

Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2010 10:06 PM

Those fucking zappos puppets are creepy.

Colonel Flagg Aug 23rd, 2010 10:31 PM

^^^ Wørd.

Colonel Flagg Aug 23rd, 2010 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 696227)
Amazon :rolleyes

Addall

Kitsa Aug 24th, 2010 07:41 AM

I had one professor who demanded we buy a BRAND FUCKING NEW PDR every time it came out. And carry it to class. And we barely used it.



PICTURED ACTUAL SIZE

It was one of the first things I ever put on a credit card because on my wages I could never buy it outright.

The biggest kick in the teeth was the book buyback table across from the bookstore, where they'd look at the perfect-condition $300 book you'd just bought a few WEEKS before, in some cases, and tell you they'd give you $2 for it.

Zhukov Aug 24th, 2010 08:31 AM

Hahaha.

I actually have read all my text books from my time at university. I had interest in my subjects, and I still have them all.

They weren't that expensive, either. Every so often we would have to buy a collection of print outs in a binder for a couple of bucks.

Life was good.

Colonel Flagg Aug 24th, 2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 696272)
I had one professor who demanded we buy a BRAND FUCKING NEW PDR every time it came out. And carry it to class. And we barely used it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 696272)
The biggest kick in the teeth was the book buyback table across from the bookstore, where they'd look at the perfect-condition $300 book you'd just bought a few WEEKS before, in some cases, and tell you they'd give you $2 for it.

Because the prof wanted you to buy it BRAND SPANKING NEW, the people at the buyback table knew there was no market for even a slightly used copy.

If you still have it, you could probably sell it on half.com for .... well, about half the current market price. :\

Kitsa Aug 24th, 2010 06:24 PM

I always figured PDRs are always pretty much useless if they're not the current year. I got rid of all mine as soon as I was out of school. As a matter of fact, I only kept a couple of physiology texts, a really cool anatomy text that was basically a picture book of real cadavers, and some paperback general medicine text. Oh...and "Where There Is No Doctor" and "Where There is No Dentist", because you never know when you'll need to make a treadle dental drill out of tin can scraps.

Colonel Flagg Aug 24th, 2010 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 696333)
you never know when you'll need to make a treadle dental drill out of tin can scraps.

We'll just call you Kitsa Macgyver.

Colonel Flagg Aug 24th, 2010 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 696333)
I always figured PDRs are always pretty much useless if they're not the current year.

It all depends - I saw a lot of editions on half.com for anywhere from $0.75 to $30. However, as you mentioned, the point is moot. :\

Kitsa Aug 24th, 2010 10:18 PM

Yep. And I watched all that M*A*S*H, too :/

Today, I was taking photographs of my mother's garden and accidentally stepped on an anthill. My shoes filled with angry ants, and now my feet are puffy and itchy. FML.

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2010 10:24 PM

today i was looking at a tree while waiting for the bus and i noticed there was a hole in it and it looked weird on the inside so i stuck my hand in and touched it and there was like a bunch of really soft dirt and i moved it all around :(

turns out it was an ant nest or some shit cause like 2 minutes later there was a thousand panicked ants everywhere.

Babs Aug 25th, 2010 02:55 AM

Nope, that was my ass.

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2010 02:58 AM

your ass is dirty and your body is very treelike ;/ though slender.

ALSO THE WEED I GOT TODAY FOR TEN BUCKS IS RIDICULOUS ;/

Esuohlim Aug 25th, 2010 05:12 AM

2:30am power outages suck extra hard. It ruined the really good shit I was in the middle of taking >:

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2010 05:05 PM

it didnt make it more peaceful?

Tadao Aug 25th, 2010 05:18 PM

I'm downloading Rosetta Stone (Spanish/Latin America). Hopefully it will make learning fun!

Kitsa Aug 25th, 2010 06:20 PM

Our neighbor is shaving another neighbor's back hair in their driveway with dog clippers.

I just thought you all should know.

Tadao Aug 25th, 2010 06:39 PM

Take pix, I know you have a camera that can zoooooooooooooooooooooom.

Kitsa Aug 25th, 2010 06:47 PM

They moved it back into the garage when I went back out :(

Tadao Aug 25th, 2010 06:50 PM

Thank you for trying :(

Esuohlim Aug 25th, 2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 696426)
it didnt make it more peaceful?

Shitting in the dark is unnerving man :(


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