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Colonel Flagg Sep 1st, 2011 11:02 PM

Uppity women sometimes are good to have around .... ;)

Tadao Sep 1st, 2011 11:14 PM

Yeah, cops won't arrest you because the bitch needs a good punch in the face.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 1st, 2011 11:19 PM

Amen

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2011 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 740345)
So yeah, the pickle ranking system was already on shaky ground to begin with, and if that kind of shit continues, I'll be happy to get rid of it since this was just a trial run to see how people would react to it.

I like it coz it's the quickest way to secretly agree with people.

REVOLUTION

Colonel Flagg Sep 2nd, 2011 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 740408)
Yeah, cops won't arrest you because the bitch needs a good punch in the face.

Uh, that wasn't where I was going with this, but OK, run with it. :)

k0k0 Sep 2nd, 2011 01:06 PM

I'd stab shrubfest.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2011 01:15 PM

and play around with her blood

Aaarg Sep 2nd, 2011 01:57 PM

bludfest

Zomboid Sep 2nd, 2011 02:05 PM

I'd deposit my seed into her vagina!

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2011 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 740459)
bludfest

:lol

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2011 03:14 PM

I'd cut a hole in her throat and then fuck it till my cum shoots out her talk hole and lands back on her face.

Aaarg Sep 2nd, 2011 03:33 PM

sometimes i forget that we have people living close to us now and there's a large window in the front of the house and these near-neighbors have a tendency to do things outside at night and i have a tendency to walk around naked

and i mean i'm conditioned not to look in windows but man if somebody's looking across the street they may just bear witness to my dick flopping around as i walk to the kitchen to get a cider

but i guess there's a 25% chance if they're seeing skin in one of our windows it'll be a pair of tits, but whatever.

are they willing to risk it?!

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 740345)
So yeah, the pickle ranking system was already on shaky ground to begin with, and if that kind of shit continues, I'll be happy to get rid of it since this was just a trial run to see how people would react to it.

i'm all in favor of shitcanning it. i was hoping people would use it to get rep for people who spend effort on the board (like kitsa's threads), but instead people have just been +1ing and -1ing their most and least favorite people every day.

Aaarg Sep 2nd, 2011 03:59 PM

>:[
-1 chojin
reason: he hate pickle

Zomboid Sep 2nd, 2011 04:01 PM

I rep people that are funny. Certain people are just funnier to me, so they tend to get more pickles.

Why would I give Kitsa pickles just because she spends effort on her threads? If I wanted to read articles about random flea market shit, I'd go to the main i-mock site. If I wanted to read about the sorts of injuries Kitsa acquires...well, why would I do that? I can just watch this:



Edit: It's even better if you imagine that he's chasing down a neighbor who played loud music or parked too close to his car, or something like that.

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2011 04:22 PM

Yeah, I 1up comedy and I don't 1down threads that I don't care about, but I do 1down people I hate because god damit, I HATE THEM. I guess we can go the Zug route were EVERY POST DESERVES A THAT A BOY AND PEOPLE CAN'T FAIL FOR BEING IDIOTS. Typing the reason why Babs sucks every time is not worth the effort.

Aaarg Sep 2nd, 2011 04:28 PM

wait like bababaliaty pancake??? he's still around?

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2011 04:31 PM

I do my best to scare him off.

Pentegarn Sep 2nd, 2011 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 740480)
Yeah, I 1up comedy and I don't 1down threads that I don't care about, but I do 1down people I hate because god damit, I HATE THEM. I guess we can go the Zug route were EVERY POST DESERVES A THAT A BOY AND PEOPLE CAN'T FAIL FOR BEING IDIOTS. Typing the reason why Babs sucks every time is not worth the effort.

^^^

Read this Mods

When we kowtow to whiny bitchery complaining about the pickle system on a site called i-mockery because they feel *gasp* the pickles are a way to mock them, then we become no better than the weaker 'humor forums' that we often mock. The Zug forums are a fine example of that and I wholeheartedly agree with Tadao's above statement. I come here because this is not like all the other 'mod shield us from the big scary internet' forums

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2011 04:36 PM

The whole problem is that when people like me and Pent joined or re-joined, RoG had just implemented a more welcoming atmosphere and got tired of harassing people on the internet. All things considered, we get away with a lot of shit.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2011 04:42 PM

I like to think this is the last American bastion of meanness.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 2nd, 2011 04:44 PM

I feel like its more of a DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE! attitude now.

Zomboid Sep 2nd, 2011 04:44 PM

It really is pretty fucking pathetic when people go crying to the mods. Especially at what is ostensibly a site where, if the name is any indication, mocking occasionally occurs.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2011 07:28 PM

you guys can dress it up any way you like, but this is far less of a civil rights issue and far more of an abuse of the system. the point of the rep system is to give an indication of which posters are good and bad, and to reward or punish them accordingly, as well as to give them feedback as to what they're doing. 5 red pickles should mean "this guy sucks", not "tadao and zomboid really really think this guy sucks." leaving no feedback or stupid feedback also defeats a core purpose of the system.

so again, i recommend we just remove it, because this forum isn't really designed to cater to adults and no one here acts like one anyway.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2011 07:56 PM

People are free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that a +30 or -30 karma/rep/zugs/barnstars is an accurate measure of what someone is like to someone new - whom is, by the way, the only type of person that this is targeted toward, from what I've seen.

Every new website or forum I go to, if you've got a massive amount of negative rep, you're the asshole everyone hates. If you've got a massive amount of positive rep, you're the asshole everyone else seems to love. And the middle ground is irrelevant because they're not gonna get any attention compared to the larger numbers, if numbers are all there is to garner attention.

Moreover, even though that you guys don't (and should not) defer to us for final say in such a matter, I think it was extremely telling considering what happened during the ZuggaZugga debacle just how much we wanted something like this, if not how much it would ruthlessly be abused.

Of course, I could just be terribly jaded and just chalk it up to my hatred of arbitrary numeration and false competition. If I took the time to down-rate every bad joke, every terrible point, every stupid contribution, then there would be a lot more red pickles. Believe me, I have seething hatred for some people on here, and if it looks like I'm joking, I'm not. It'd be best not to have any red pickles at all, like the internet training wheels this system seems to be in place for.

Dr. Boogie Sep 2nd, 2011 07:57 PM

I have to admit, I thought it was just an elaborate way to dump on Pram Maven, which I don't have any problem with.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2011 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 740500)
I have to admit, I thought it was just an elaborate way to dump on Pram Maven, which I don't have any problem with.

there was that, too

Colonel Flagg Sep 2nd, 2011 09:38 PM

This discussion probably belongs in the "pickle rep system" thread but whatever.

As an adult (at least by age, if not by attitude) who posts in this forum, I have also used the pickle system for rewarding posts that I consider extremely funny or clever. I used negative rep sparingly, and only for posts that I felt were either inappropriate, or borderline offensive. I think I once red pickled someone in a tongue-in-cheek sarcastic fashion, but that was telegraphed.

I neither like nor dislike the system, but I do have a concern that it becomes too much of a "you're all awesome" kind of zugworthy reputation rating style.

The opinions expressed in the above post are my own, they are neither sanctioned by, nor representative of the opinions of the board owners or moderators. Your mileage may vary.

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2011 10:20 PM

people abusing the system in order to make someone else miserable, I wonder where we learned that from :rolleyes

Sam Sep 2nd, 2011 10:45 PM

CHOJIN IS JUST MAD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A FULL SET OF PICKLES YET :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2011 10:45 PM

ONLY THE RUDEST DUDES HAVE A FULL SET

Sam Sep 2nd, 2011 10:47 PM

"SORRY YOU KIDS ARE JUST HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS PICKLES THING, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE GREEN PICKLED MY FITNESS THREAD MORE AND THEN WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE THIS TALK RIGHT NOW."

Sam Sep 2nd, 2011 10:48 PM

At least with the pickle system removed we can look forward to a lot more thread derailments when people have to tell Babs or Nick they suck a million times instead of just red pickling them and moving on.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2011 10:53 PM

i may neeed to hang up my hat, SAM

Kitsa Sep 2nd, 2011 10:56 PM

I need to say braw more and talk about banging chicks.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2011 11:00 PM

take more pictures of yourself and pictures of you looking at yourself

Pentegarn Sep 2nd, 2011 11:07 PM

I think whether it stays or goes the pickle system did reveal a few things about poster 'popularity' or 'acceptance' if you will that I was unaware of on the whole. Some peoples' posts were more loved than I thought they were, while there were some people who I thought would shoot straight to full pickles who instead got stuck in a quagmire of mediocrity.

All in all, stay or go it was/is interesting

Kitsa Sep 2nd, 2011 11:13 PM

I don't think that any of us were floored by who liked or hated us. I doubt we'll start giving a shit about that one way or another, but the feedback was interesting sometimes, I agree.

kahljorn Sep 2nd, 2011 11:13 PM

guys with their hatred for cheeseburgers i think we all knew this was coming

Tadao Sep 3rd, 2011 12:05 AM

NOT ME! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ALL ACT LIKE A GROWN UP, YOU KNOW, THE WAY CHOJIN DOES!

King Hadas Sep 3rd, 2011 12:17 AM

Whatever abuses the pickle system may allow, I think it makes up for by being a great way to casually comment on someone else's posts. When someone says something clever I often don't give them the compliment they deserve because I don't want the majority of my posts being 'hehe' or ':lol'.

Sam Sep 3rd, 2011 12:18 AM

THE NEXT THING TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM US IS TADAO, HE'S ALWAYS GETTING COMPLAINED ABOUT! :eek

Fathom Zero Sep 3rd, 2011 01:10 AM

Say goodnight, Gracie.

kahljorn Sep 3rd, 2011 01:23 AM

sam you need to stop being so funny

its out of hand

Tadao Sep 3rd, 2011 01:39 AM

I JUST BLINDLY RED PICKLED SAM! I HOPE I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE!

:(

Sam Sep 3rd, 2011 01:45 AM

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sam Sep 3rd, 2011 01:46 AM

YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED MY HONNNNOOORRRRRRRRRRR

k0k0 Sep 3rd, 2011 01:53 AM

I always use the pickle system to make small comments of approval that would just flood the board with mediocre posts usually. Unlike this post which has been given a class A rating. If I talked about how much I'd like to see kitsa talk about banging chicks, then it may move to class S, which is somehow better according to japanese people.

LordSappington Sep 3rd, 2011 02:14 AM

At first, I was a little interested in seeing if I got pickles, but then I realized that as long as no one was giving me negative rep all the time, it didn't matter. Now I can go either way; if it stays, I'm fine. If we get rid of it, that's fine too.

Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2011 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 740551)
At first, I was a little interested in seeing if I got pickles, but then I realized that as long as no one was giving me negative rep all the time, it didn't matter. Now I can go either way; if it stays, I'm fine. If we get rid of it, that's fine too.

I don't even remember who you are!

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 3rd, 2011 02:34 AM

He is The Almighty Lord Sappington. Lord of tjhe Saps. Pronouncer of the Misproundence. Spellerd of the Spelled Wrong.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 3rd, 2011 02:35 AM

Plus like two other things possiblu..

Plusser of the I'm drunks.

Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2011 02:45 AM

The dude who likes 11-year-old SuicideGirls, oh yeah

Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2011 02:45 AM

Hi LordSappington, elx has a crush on you! tee hee

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 3rd, 2011 03:00 AM

ELX, are you still my Wifey?

Fathom Zero Sep 3rd, 2011 03:01 AM

She smells like cotton candy and homework.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 3rd, 2011 03:01 AM


Sam Sep 3rd, 2011 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 740562)
ELX, are you still my Wifey?

I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGA

BUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WIT NO BROKE NIGGA

Sam Sep 3rd, 2011 03:17 AM

People on this forum write I-mockery fan fiction, and they have little meetings where they argue about who is their waifu.

Grislygus Sep 3rd, 2011 03:20 AM

I was shocked when I "realized" the pickle system was not a joke designed to be abused

since then it's pretty much just been funny to see the messages posted alongside them

Grislygus Sep 3rd, 2011 03:23 AM

what in the fuck is a waifu, thats the second time ive seen that used

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 3rd, 2011 03:23 AM

Like that time you ated that girls pussy

and the time elx and I got married over meteorites

Cuz I'm the life of the party


LordSappington Sep 3rd, 2011 04:23 AM

I like to think I'm the token forum member that is mostly tolerable.
Also, I'd like to apologize for my emo bullshit phase. :(

k0k0 Sep 3rd, 2011 05:44 AM

You're the token forum member who shows up to post a mild comment on a random thread every 10 days.

kahljorn Sep 3rd, 2011 06:19 AM

ur really good at tf2 and you're a future pedophile

Zomboid Sep 3rd, 2011 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 740515)
At least with the pickle system removed we can look forward to a lot more thread derailments when people have to tell Babs or Nick they suck a million times instead of just red pickling them and moving on.

Sorry. I haven't read past this yet, but Sam DRILLED IT (reeeeal good).

Zomboid Sep 3rd, 2011 07:12 AM

Also, I was totally unaware that I "liked" I-Mock on Facebook until earlier today. It wedged itself in between hicks with country lyrics and stuff that I have a passive interest in.

Colonel Flagg Sep 3rd, 2011 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 740595)
ur really good at tf2 and you're a future pedophile

Dare to be great, Sappy.

executioneer Sep 3rd, 2011 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 740573)
what in the fuck is a waifu, thats the second time ive seen that used

i think it's anime fag talk for "wife"

Fathom Zero Sep 3rd, 2011 02:50 PM

It's when you like electric people

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 3rd, 2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 740620)
It's when you like electric people


Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2011 06:58 PM

HAPPY HANUKKAH MARV!

Shyandquietguy Sep 3rd, 2011 07:18 PM

Wow, I feel insecure as shit about my self control as it is but this weekend was just the WORST. A Borders store going out of business followed by a CD store doing a one day only $1 sidewalk deal, and they actually had a decent amount of stuff. If you want to picture it, just imagine a grown man yelling and screaming in his own car after buying ten books for around 40 bucks, then sobbing and screaming after buying thirteen CD's the next day. And I'm still not over it.

elx Sep 3rd, 2011 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 740562)
ELX, are you still my Wifey?

YES :D


:beetlejuice

elx Sep 3rd, 2011 08:53 PM

also I haven't given anybody a pickle because I can't figure out how to :(

elx Sep 3rd, 2011 09:04 PM

so my roommate is like this french chick who spent like her entire life living in a boarding school, and so she's super hilarious and unfortunately naive in this environment. I just taught her how to use a dishwasher the other morning -- I come home, there's a spoon, a wine glass, three kitchen rags and a sponge going through the heavy rinse cycle.


I tried explaining to her that we're not supposed to wash those things, but even I didn't understand why not.

executioneer Sep 3rd, 2011 09:36 PM

click on this above the post you want to give pickles for

kahljorn Sep 3rd, 2011 09:44 PM

i washed sponges all the time in the dishwasher. Keeps em fresh.

id be more concerned about her wasting water for five items ;/

Colonel Flagg Sep 3rd, 2011 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 740636)
YES :D


:beetlejuice

You mean "I DO". And it's "Betelgeuse".

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 4th, 2011 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 740636)
YES :D


:beetlejuice

<3

Shyandquietguy Sep 4th, 2011 02:45 AM

My only red pickle is from Pentagarn for when I half assed attempted to justify red pickling him. So I could green pickle Willie more.

Haha, I'm all over the place.

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2011 03:07 AM

You're a knock-around guy, a free wheeling spirit that doesn't play by the rules

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2011 03:07 AM

A child molester.

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2011 03:25 AM

Guys why is a vagina less than half an inch a way from a butthole

Retarded

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2011 03:26 AM

because good things come in clusters

k0k0 Sep 4th, 2011 03:34 AM

Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.

Shyandquietguy Sep 4th, 2011 03:49 AM

Lo, for God madeth woman to be tempting not on the will of need, but of seduction.

executioneer Sep 4th, 2011 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 740667)
Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.

you get in major shit during, you get in major shit afterwards

sadtrombone.wav

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 4th, 2011 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 740667)
Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.


I get high fives from it.

k0k0 Sep 4th, 2011 03:15 PM

Then you found yourself a keeper. Or a porn star.

Rongi Sep 4th, 2011 03:17 PM

buttholes

Rongi Sep 4th, 2011 03:18 PM

why are buttholes by balls

why do we ever have to poop

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2011 04:27 PM

I think the omnipresence of porn has really changed the sexual norm. I have a friend who's an OB surgical nurse, and she said that even 9 months pregnant she sees more women shaved than hairy.

:classydiscussion

k0k0 Sep 4th, 2011 05:19 PM

The thing with me is, I don't like the shaved look. If I wanted to fuck a baby, I'd become a clay animator and move to portland oregon.

kahljorn Sep 4th, 2011 05:52 PM

are you talking about pram maven the child molester from portland oregon that produces music and claymation

ThrashO Sep 4th, 2011 06:02 PM

i see alot of shaved varinas but not enough shaved buttholes :(

more like buttlols :)

Shyandquietguy Sep 4th, 2011 06:13 PM


Tadao Sep 4th, 2011 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao
Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao
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Originally Posted by Babs
Seriously, what's your problem with me? How can you hate a person so much that you don't even know? Honestly, why do you hate me so much?

You told on me? :lol

and you wonder how I can hate a you so easily. :rolleyes:

What I did is equally as lame as what you've been doing. I don't hate you by any means, I know you loathe me but I'm trying here.

No, what you did was act like the little pussy that you are and it's out there for everyone to see. If they didn't hate you then, the sure do now. You call this trying? Yeah I guess you would because that's how much you suck.

You have a fucked up problem with taking things way to far. So what I asked to have the lame cancer pickles taken away, let it go. It's not even that big of a deal and of course you have to go make some bleeding musty ass pussy post like "BABS IS A PATHETIC PUSSY BECUASE HE DON'T TAKE MY SHIT" over something so minute. Your a grown ass man trying to but heads with someone you know absolutely fucking nothing about. OH YEAH EVERYONE HATES ME ON IMOCKERY HOLY SHIT! Little do you know (like even matters), piece of shit babs actually gets along with a few people on here.

I really don't feel like typing anymore seeing as your dead set on having this go no where. So before you repost what I just typed and make some shitty observational joke about how I said I have a "few" friends on here and everyone gets anxious to pucker up their lips to kiss your fat ass, take a moment to reflect on how much you go out of your way to be a dead serious dick to someone who does absoultely nothing to you.

Oh man, this is just too funny.

Tadao Sep 4th, 2011 06:28 PM

And I get in trouble for red pickling this sad fag?

:rolleyes

Babs Sep 4th, 2011 06:44 PM

I'm just a dumb faggot for sure. Eveyone, lets just agree on that.


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