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Aaarg Sep 6th, 2011 07:38 PM

know what's fun? pop'n twinbee: rainbow bell adventure.

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2011 07:43 PM

Hah. I'm really thinking a shooter on this one. PARODIUS.

Rongi Sep 7th, 2011 12:57 AM

why is everyone so sad today

cheer up guys, the last episode of breaking bad was pretty good!

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2011 01:51 AM

I AM GLUM BECAUSE I AM MOVING THIS WEEK AND I AM FUCKING NERVOUS AND I NEED A GODDAMN JOB BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOOK FOR ONE :(

Tadao Sep 7th, 2011 01:54 AM

SMOKE DOPE

Bubsy Sep 7th, 2011 03:46 AM

weed rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

executioneer Sep 7th, 2011 04:45 AM

im not sad but i am a little stressed out

lotta shit happening the next few weeks

k0k0 Sep 7th, 2011 04:55 AM

Been dealing with a sinus infection for 2 whole months. I told my doctor to just cut me open and rip the bone out where all this gunk is getting stuck. Feels like my skull is too big for my head and it's gonna pop most of the time. He wants to keep trying different antibiotics that make me shitty sick and can't go in the sun. I have a reason to be down. I'm not though. Just playing lots of video games.

Aaarg Sep 7th, 2011 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 740983)
I AM GLUM BECAUSE I AM MOVING THIS WEEK AND I AM FUCKING NERVOUS AND I NEED A GODDAMN JOB BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOOK FOR ONE :(

hey i know the feeling as i am in this same boat and instead of looking for a job i am on the i-nockery!! :goth

Zhukov Sep 7th, 2011 08:41 AM

I'm pissed off because I made a joke about a friend losing his licence through automotive manslaughter, and everyone thinks I 'went too far'.

PS also unemployed and need a job.

Colonel Flagg Sep 7th, 2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 740983)
I AM GLUM BECAUSE I AM MOVING THIS WEEK AND I AM FUCKING NERVOUS AND I NEED A GODDAMN JOB BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOOK FOR ONE :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 740984)
SMOKE DOPE

Play Chess. :D

executioneer Sep 7th, 2011 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 741007)
I'm pissed off because I made a joke about a friend losing his licence through automotive manslaughter, and everyone thinks I 'went too far'.

PS also unemployed and need a job.

did you remind them that you can't spell manslaughter without laughter

Colonel Flagg Sep 7th, 2011 12:38 PM

Oh man, that joke KILLS me.

Zhukov Sep 7th, 2011 12:48 PM

I should have. Maybe when it inevitably gets brought up again, I'll be able to use that. Thanks :)

Vyvyan Basterd Sep 7th, 2011 01:59 PM

Turn that glum upside down with rum and fun in the sun.


How did your friend manslaughter the guy? Driving on the wrong side of the road?

k0k0 Sep 7th, 2011 02:17 PM

I once backed into a child when I was in a grocery store parking lot and just barely pushed her over I was going so slow. The kid fell while holding her mom's hand. Her mom didn't notice til it was too late and I had pulled forward after realizing I bumped the kid. She thought the kid was just making a scene and spanked her. I felt pretty bad, but with how sue happy people are these days, felt better than I would have if she had noticed.

k0k0 Sep 7th, 2011 02:22 PM

I'm waiting to see what happens with all the fires around central texas. I wasn't worried at all until I went outside and it smelled funny and the air looked hazy everywhere you look. I know it most likely won't come this way, but I really don't want to have to start picking and choosing what to take with me. I have over 80 xbox 360 games that I know my mom won't let me throw in her car. And I have no car at the moment.

Aaarg Sep 7th, 2011 05:36 PM

LOL what kind of mom hits her kid for being bumped by a car?

k0k0 Sep 7th, 2011 05:50 PM

She didn't know the kid got hit, I'm guessing. I think she probably thought the kid fell over and just kind of laid back. I got out of there as soon as she dragged the crying kid away from my car.

Fathom Zero Sep 7th, 2011 05:59 PM

Yeah, she would've been wrong to sue you for hitting her child with a car.

k0k0 Sep 7th, 2011 06:01 PM

I shoved the child with my bumper. It's the equivalent of pushing someone down slowly. I wasn't backing up fast.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 7th, 2011 06:05 PM

It would be have been great if the kid was wearing a yellow shirt too.

ItalianStereotype Sep 7th, 2011 08:45 PM

I looked outside a moment ago and there's a MASSIVE plume of black smoke covering the horizon no more than five or six miles from me. Texas is directly competing with hell.

Zhukov Sep 7th, 2011 11:05 PM

Good luck Texas; you will be missed.

Quote:

How did your friend manslaughter the guy? Driving on the wrong side of the road?
He lost his licence speeding; I made the manslaughter story up. In my story he got drunk and plowed into a little girl during a thunderstorm.

LordSappington Sep 7th, 2011 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 741045)
I looked outside a moment ago and there's a MASSIVE plume of black smoke covering the horizon no more than five or six miles from me. Texas is directly competing with hell.

Where do you live? I'm in Austin; Bastrop is pretty much fucked, and now there are fires starting up all over again in San Antonio. Soon, Austin will be surrounded by fire on all sides, and only a spunky, rag-tag team of teens with homemade water cannons can save us.

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2011 01:31 AM

Sounds like a plot for a made-for-TV movie - Young Super Soakers.

LordSappington Sep 8th, 2011 03:52 AM

Presented by ABC Family.
Do they still have Friday family movie nights?

k0k0 Sep 8th, 2011 04:02 AM

I'm in Austin too. All the smoke in the air is kinda freaking me out a bit. I don't want to have to decide what I want to save and what to leave behind.

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2011 04:07 AM

OH NO NOT TEXAS. HOW WILL WE MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES NOW

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2011 04:07 AM

YOU CANNOT GIVE YOURSELF REPUTATION

ItalianStereotype Sep 8th, 2011 04:13 AM

I live in San Antonio. Have you not seen all the things I say about Mexicans?

ItalianStereotype Sep 8th, 2011 04:14 AM

If you don't have Texas, that means all of our Mexicans will lower YOUR property values.

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2011 04:20 AM

Oh shit I have seen the error of my ways yet again :(

ItalianStereotype Sep 8th, 2011 04:26 AM

that's great, give me some fucking reputation.

k0k0 Sep 8th, 2011 04:45 AM

I hope when the wildfires get to Austin, I don't turn to begging for reputation. I'm hoping to keep my dignity.

ItalianStereotype Sep 8th, 2011 04:56 AM

because we're all class acts here

ItalianStereotype Sep 8th, 2011 04:58 AM

when the fires come for us, they will only spare the most popular internet personalities.

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2011 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 741077)
I live in San Antonio. Have you not seen all the things I say about Mexicans?

You have something in common with a certain former poster who shall not be named for fear of calling him back from the lurking depths. (Don't say his name three times, lest death and destruction befall you!)

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2011 05:53 AM

And I don't mean Pubbles. :(

Rongi Sep 8th, 2011 05:56 AM

guys 9/11 is in 3 days

how u gonna do it up bros

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2011 07:17 AM

Already celebrating our own special disaster here in SEPA - Second flood in 7 days. :underwater

Hey, Mother Nature, ship some of this wetness down to central Texas, would ya? >:

Pentegarn Sep 8th, 2011 07:28 AM

Texas? All my exes live there

Pentegarn Sep 8th, 2011 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 741087)
You have something in common with a certain former poster who shall not be named for fear of calling him back from the lurking depths. (Don't say his name three times, lest death and destruction befall you!)

Speaking of that, I noticed the first stop on Mockery's tour with Keith Apicary was in Portland, Oregon. Mockery is lucky he wasn't a child or a member of a non white race or things may have gotten dicey :chatter

Seven Force Sep 8th, 2011 07:53 AM

Sup

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2011 08:50 AM

Nuttin' brah. Sup witchoo?

Seven Force Sep 8th, 2011 09:25 AM

Job hunting. It sucks.

Kitsa Sep 8th, 2011 10:29 AM

Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked man wearing dog collar.

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2011 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 741093)
Texas? All my exes live there

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >:>:>:>:>:

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 8th, 2011 11:29 AM

Maybe all this fire will stir up pacman...who also lives in Austin.

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2011 12:02 PM

I thought he lived in WPB?

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2011 12:02 PM

But it wasn't his fault ... he was just there to go over some flash flood warnings.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 8th, 2011 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 741109)
I thought he lived in WPB?

West Pur Binya?

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2011 12:26 PM

Weest Plam Beech

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 8th, 2011 12:32 PM

Rongi, did you get that canoe?

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741114)
Weest Plam Beech

Wrist Pain Bitch

Rongi Sep 8th, 2011 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 741115)
Rongi, did you get that canoe?

nah dog i forgot all about that ;(

Kitsa Sep 8th, 2011 05:10 PM

Binghamton's floodwall is nearly fucked, from what I heard.

Cornell announced their classes were closed, then they changed their mind and opened at 11.

Sam Sep 8th, 2011 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 741078)
If you don't have Texas, that means all of our Mexicans will lower YOUR property values.

I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, MEXICANS HAVE ALREADY LOWERED MY PROPERTY VALUE.

AND HELD MY UNCLE AT GUN POINT FOR HIS MARIJUANA GROWING IN HIS BACKYARD. :lol

Pentegarn Sep 8th, 2011 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741103)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >:>:>:>:>:

Hey I like lyric humor :lol

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2011 08:59 PM

STACKS ON DECK

executioneer Sep 8th, 2011 09:30 PM

so i think im gonna build a new pc this weekend to replace my current 7-8 years old pile of crap

anyone have any suggestions as to what sort of setup i should get that's relatively inexpensive/easy to put together but that will still be able to run new games a couple years down the road (esp. with upgrades)

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2011 09:48 PM

My order status on Newegg has this:

2.8GHZ Intel who'shewhat'sit CPU
nVidia GTX 460 (can run absolutely anything today and into tomorrow, I expect)
Corsair CX430 PSU
APEX TX-381-C Black Steel Micro ATX Tower Computer Case
2 Gigs of RAM
And a nondescript motherboard I had lying around

Runs like a breeze, though I'd like more RAM. The motherboard's incapable of adding more, though. I expect it'll be the next thing I upgrade.

I should mention that all this was incremental - if I bought all the parts at once, it would've cost me something in the realm of $450. I suspect it can be had for less now. The video card hasn't depreciated, though.

Always do up Newegg for this stuff, Willie mah boy.

kahljorn Sep 9th, 2011 04:27 AM

i just spent 220 dollars on a videocard :O

I'm so horrible

but i just saw some sweet bundles on newegg the other day where you could basically get a whole computer for 300 bucks

captain516 Sep 9th, 2011 04:40 AM

Will I get banned for posting Jimmy Buffet?

k0k0 Sep 9th, 2011 04:42 AM

Depends on what they're eating in paradise these days.

kahljorn Sep 9th, 2011 05:05 AM

no cheeseburgers or cheeseburger like substances

kahljorn Sep 9th, 2011 05:29 AM

stacks of pancakes are also not allowed any more

Rongi Sep 9th, 2011 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 741127)
Binghamton's floodwall is nearly fucked, from what I heard.

Cornell announced their classes were closed, then they changed their mind and opened at 11.

My classes got cancelled today, and tomorrow they are cancelled as well

you guys i don't really know if i'm that into college anymore. it's like "hay let's go out tonight and get drunk and talk to a bunch of people who aren't that interesting once you get to know them"

kahljorn Sep 9th, 2011 07:20 AM

:lol

k0k0 Sep 9th, 2011 08:10 AM

You don't gotta hang out with dumb asses. I'm sure there's some relatively decent people in college. You can just be the weird guy who your roommates hate.

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2011 11:52 AM

http://soundcloud.com/zachcollins/go...margaritaville

Aaarg Sep 9th, 2011 01:07 PM

yeah fuck that i spent college in my room alone and a friend/neighbor would invite herself over and make me go get food with her which is what kept me eating regularly

when it come to social events - invite a hot girl over for a "tom waits listening party" in which i introduce her to tom waits and we drink (and fuck even though she has a boyfriend). yea college!!!

Chojin Sep 9th, 2011 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 741235)
a friend/neighbor would invite herself over and make me go get food with her

beta as fuck

Aaarg Sep 9th, 2011 01:40 PM

i'm sorry i don't speak 4chan

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2011 01:57 PM

Any attempts I made to socialize in college ended in disaster. I spent all of college by myself because to the best of my knowledge everyone else was a drunk idiot.

I was on the Dean's List, though, which meant I was the most popular person there...right? :(

Aaarg Sep 9th, 2011 02:17 PM

my "college experience" was one year at west virginia university. i was in the wildlife&fisheries management program because i expected to have classes that went outside regularly (i had one that had an outdoor lab every week and another that had maybe five outdoor labs total which were mostly just lectures in a clearing) and instead i just sat and listened to hunters talk about hunting and learned about the pittman-robertson act and duck stamps and i failed things miserably because i didn't care enough to do projects or after a while attend classes

but when you have a dendrology lab led by somebody who has never studied trees and takes a group of camo-wearers into a forest and says "dr. whatever marked this spot on the map because apparently there's a river birch here but i haven't been able to find it." really? you haven't been able to find this tree, right here, that is obviously a birch, and is on the bank of this creek? i'm supposed to learn how to identify trees from some ditz that can't find a birch in a forest of fucking hickory? :(

whoops there i go

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2011 02:25 PM

my last wildlife ecology course featured an insane professor who whacked at stands of purple loosestrife with a cane, shrieking "Alien! Alien!" :themoreyouknow

Aaarg Sep 9th, 2011 02:28 PM

hahaha, wow.

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2011 02:30 PM

That was the summer I had to chart every jack pine and sand cherry at the freaking dunes and I was up and down dunes all day, rain or shine...my calves were freaking huge.

Aaarg Sep 9th, 2011 02:32 PM

yeah walking up and down hills all day is awesome and i miss it. one time i showed a co-worker a cut on my leg or something and he said "damn, you have hiker's calves." sweeeeeet.

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2011 02:35 PM

That's code for "let's suck each other off in the men's room."

Aaarg Sep 9th, 2011 02:42 PM

he and i (and several others) would "play gay" with each other all the time. whenever i go to visit, this dude who works the produce section will drop what he's doing and do that "slow run with arms waving in the air" move towards me saying "marshie!"

MarioRPG Sep 9th, 2011 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 741252)
my last wildlife ecology course featured an insane professor who whacked at stands of purple loosestrife with a cane, shrieking "Alien! Alien!" :themoreyouknow

Haha that's awesome.
In other news, summer is over and I'm back in school. As per usual I started the year with some unknown illness :/ it's almost done now but starting a new year sucks when your sick.

k0k0 Sep 9th, 2011 04:49 PM

I've been sporting a sinus infection for going on 6 weeks. I'm on my 4th antibiotic.

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SICKER THAN ME.
YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

Chojin Sep 9th, 2011 05:46 PM

i'm never sick because i exercise


Zomboid Sep 9th, 2011 06:40 PM

I was wondering if you could start a thread to educate and motivate us into achieving similar results.

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2011 06:53 PM

I started the Atkins diet today and it really works! Thank you Chojin for the recommendation

executioneer Sep 9th, 2011 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741154)
My order status on Newegg has this:

2.8GHZ Intel who'shewhat'sit CPU
nVidia GTX 460 (can run absolutely anything today and into tomorrow, I expect)
Corsair CX430 PSU
APEX TX-381-C Black Steel Micro ATX Tower Computer Case
2 Gigs of RAM
And a nondescript motherboard I had lying around

Runs like a breeze, though I'd like more RAM. The motherboard's incapable of adding more, though. I expect it'll be the next thing I upgrade.

I should mention that all this was incremental - if I bought all the parts at once, it would've cost me something in the realm of $450. I suspect it can be had for less now. The video card hasn't depreciated, though.

Always do up Newegg for this stuff, Willie mah boy.

ai'ght so here's what i'm looking at, tell me if anything strikes you as grade-a retarded

gfx card: either the evga gtx 460 ($160, $10 rebate) or a sapphire radeon hd6850 ($165, $15 rebate)

proc: intel core i3-2100 3.1ghz dualcore (Sandy Bridge) $125

mobo: gigabyte GA-Z68P-DS3 $100

ram: 2x 4gb patriot ddr3/1333 $50

hdd: samsung spinpoint 1tb 6gb/s SATA, $60 (may add a ssd of some sort for OS/primary game later)

psu: antec bp550 550w $65

case: Cooler Master Centurion 5 midtower atx $50

total hardware cost minus shipping/not counting rebates: basically $615

my main concern is the motherboard, since i am way the fuck behind on knowing what features I ought to have for future-protecting. am i gonna seriously regret not spending an extra $50 or so on a higher-end model, or will that one be ok

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2011 07:46 PM

If you have Sandy-Bridge stuff, that's as future-proof as you can get.

Yeah, that'd run like sex on wheels.

The only thing I can say that I skimped on was my case and I'm doing awesome with the one I have. Everything you've got will best me at every turn, so I'm sure all that'll last you for years to come.

Tadao Sep 9th, 2011 07:49 PM

:lol Have you been listening to Thrill Kill Kult?

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2011 07:51 PM

I've said 'sex on wheels' years before I listened to TKK, THANK YOU. >:


k0k0 Sep 9th, 2011 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 741301)
i'm never sick because i exercise


I didn't start getting sick until I began exercising. I never had sinus infections before! You caused me to not be as heavy and to get sick. You son of a bitch!

kahljorn Sep 9th, 2011 08:42 PM

willie make sure you check our their bundles before you pick one for yourself. Sometimes you can find a steal on there

like this is almsot the same as what you posted minus a videocard and maybe not as future proof:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16817182039

300 dollars

i5 for 504
http://www.newegg.com/Product/ComboB...644166-_-Combo

executioneer Sep 9th, 2011 09:25 PM

the first one just links to a powersupply

second one, ehh yeah i'd need to get a videocard too... plus i did KIND OF want more ram but 4gigs would do for a starter i guess and a quad-core would work better if i'm doing more than just games i guess.. mobo only has one pcie x16 for gfx card so i can't do SLI... not that i was going to in the first place hmm.

edit: probably not a huge deal but i also wanted a case w/ top mounted powersupply, not bottom

executioneer Sep 9th, 2011 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 741319)
I didn't start getting sick until I began exercising. I never had sinus infections before! You caused me to not be as heavy and to get sick. You son of a bitch!

getting sick's a good way to lose fat mass it forces your metabolism up :probablybullshit

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2011 09:58 PM

I RECOMMEND CRAFTMATIC ADJUSTABLE BEDS

Aaarg Sep 9th, 2011 10:11 PM

yeah i don't exercise and i almost never get sick F YEAH

however i did miss the first week of classes on my last semester in college but it wasn't from illness.

executioneer Sep 9th, 2011 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 741321)
bundles

ok if i bundle the mb+processor i save $10, and if i bundle the case with a similar psu ($5 cheaper, same wattage) i get bundle savings of $15 plus the $5 cheaper so thats like $30 less? neat

edit: if i get the radeon i get deus ex free, wowza :eek

Shyandquietguy Sep 9th, 2011 10:47 PM

Aaargh and me makes two! :lol

Zhukov Sep 9th, 2011 11:07 PM

My roof now leaks when the upstairs flat uses the shower. This is disgusting and I am getting out of this shitty flat ASAP.


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