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kahljorn Jan 18th, 2012 06:13 PM

did imockery get hacked or something

lol

kahljorn Jan 18th, 2012 06:30 PM

NO SOPA

kahljorn Jan 19th, 2012 02:20 AM

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT SOPAS

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2012 05:29 AM

NOPE-A

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2012 05:53 AM

So I pretty much spent my anti-SOPA day making fun of my faggot friends for being such activists about it. Lame

kahljorn Jan 19th, 2012 07:48 AM

who the hell would be an anti sopas activist

those things are damned good

Guitar Woman Jan 19th, 2012 08:25 AM

I regret putting my name on the online petition because WHAT IF IT WAS ORCHESTRATED BY CONGRESS SO THEY KNOW WHO TO SHOOT!?!?

Also what is with congress and urinating on the bill of rights lately, goddamn

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 19th, 2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 754005)
did imockery get hacked or something

lol

hacked by cogswell

Kitsa Jan 19th, 2012 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 754002)
I would have sworn your kis was only a month younger than mine. :\

OH, my kid. Yes, my kid's birthday is next week. I'm sorry. Thank you.

elx Jan 19th, 2012 11:57 AM

the internet is so wack these days, it's like everyone is doing what i used to do and now i have nothing new to do because i dont wanna do what they all do so what do i do

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 19th, 2012 04:18 PM

I nominate myself

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2012 04:25 PM

I miss geocities and flash games internet. This current age of icanhascheezburger internet can suck it.

Half of the people I know were all worried about how they were all going to pass the time if reddit disappeared. I've been on reddit maybe twice in my life. I am seriously constantly acting like some sort of online geezer because I hate memes and that's the only thing everyone's interested in these days. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 19th, 2012 04:40 PM

stickdeath <3

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2012 04:50 PM

Fuck yeah stickdeath. Zug zug zug zug zug.

Bored.com still exists and it looks like SHIT, but half the content appears to be related to killing stickmen so I can still get behind it I suppose

Babs Jan 19th, 2012 04:52 PM

I miss Geocities too. I used to make sites that were basic plagarism of maddoxs website. Those were the days.

I missed Yall during the anti fupa protest.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 19th, 2012 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754046)
Fuck yeah stickdeath. Zug zug zug zug zug.

Bored.com still exists and it looks like SHIT, but half the content appears to be related to killing stickmen so I can still get behind it I suppose

I still need to level up my guy in the battle arena. Its been a long time since he got any xp.

Zomboid Jan 19th, 2012 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754043)
I miss geocities and flash games internet. This current age of icanhascheezburger internet can suck it.

Half of the people I know were all worried about how they were all going to pass the time if reddit disappeared. I've been on reddit maybe twice in my life. I am seriously constantly acting like some sort of online geezer because I hate memes and that's the only thing everyone's interested in these days. >:

Same here, braw. It's pretty bad when I can't go on Facebook without being assaulted by memes from people who are just now discovering them. The "awkward moment when..." shit is reeeally getting annoying.

elx Jan 19th, 2012 07:42 PM

does anyone even enjoy facebook? everything on there is aggravating. It's like the same people that you like in person suddenly become the people you want to punch on the internet..

Zomboid Jan 19th, 2012 07:53 PM

It can be pretty fun, at times. I enjoy making fun of people that I'm "friends" with, but not really friends with. Even that can get depressing after a while, though, when more than half of your friends are clearly deeply stupid and can't even make a status update without several glaring errors.

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2012 08:20 PM

While most people I know are incredibly boring or nauseatingly upbeat, a very surprising few of them are actually infuriatingly stupid. That helps. And the stupid ones I either block or fuck with.

Whenever something huge happens like SOPA or Steve Jobs dying my first instinct is to make fun of it or make fun of everyone's response about it. The problem now is that everyone's so used to it that NOBODY gives me shit anymore when I do it :(

Zomboid Jan 19th, 2012 09:02 PM

Yeah, I frequently get the "OH, ANOTHER SMARTASS COMMENT FROM LUC BIG SURPRISE!" I've deleted several people recently just because I can't help making fun of them and I don't even remember when or why we last spoke in person.

Mockery Jan 19th, 2012 09:21 PM

Social media simultaneously helps and hurts web sites. It's great for getting word out about new material 'n all, but most people LIVE on those social media sites. Before those sites existed, people would hang out on all kinds of random web sites to explore them more. Now, sites like mine are dinosaurs on the Internet, and more and more of them are dying off all the time. New people pop in to read an article or whatever they saw linked to on Facebook or something, but then they immediately return to Facebook rather exploring those sites any further.

More and more classic sites are shutting down and people are just making posts on social media sites rather than having something of their own, and I don't get it. But I realize I'm also just getting older, cuz I also hate that video rental stores are shutting down everywhere. I hate seeing book stores shutting down. I hate seeing music stores shutting down. I hate that there aren't enough arcades.

It's like the Internet is determined to keep people indoors 24/7 to ensure that they have no real world social experiences.

No thank you.

Get off my lawn.

Zomboid Jan 19th, 2012 09:28 PM

I can see that happening. If I really think about it, I spend most of my time online at one of these places:
- The AV Club
- Here
- Facebook
- Checking email
- Netflix
- Youtube (if nothing else, I use it just to listen to music at work)
- web comics (well, two of 'em)

And then there's a little bit of time spent reading actual articles on sites like I-Mock and XE, but even then, I only seem to really do that around special times like Halloween and Christmas.

ThrashO Jan 19th, 2012 10:06 PM

Im usually on here or Facebook being a troll, but mostly if I'm on the internet I like to eBay old rare retro stuff (games/vinyls) that I wish I could own.

Or porn.

Zomboid Jan 19th, 2012 10:50 PM

MILHOUSE, I BET WE'D BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK! :D

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2012 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 754058)
More and more classic sites are shutting down and people are just making posts on social media sites rather than having something of their own, and I don't get it. But I realize I'm also just getting older, cuz I also hate that video rental stores are shutting down everywhere. I hate seeing book stores shutting down. I hate seeing music stores shutting down. I hate that there aren't enough arcades.

That first sentence says it exactly. Back in the geocities days (and including all those other terrible free web hosting sites) there was a certain charm to everything because people were learning basic html and putting their own ideas out there. Now everyone just goes "hey look what I found" on facebook so that people can go "huh, cool" and it's just an endless cycle of uncreativity.

I don't know if it's getting older as much as it's losing your capacity for accepting change, which probably does come with age but I feel completely different in this respect from everybody in my age group. When you're a kid you don't care when shit changes, you even love it, but I'm in my mid-20s and I already find it extremely hard to give a shit about new trends and technology. My phone is from 2006, my TV is from the 90s, I only have a new laptop because my old one broke but I got cheapest fucking thing I could find and it still has more features and hard drive space than I care to ever use.

But it definitely sucks that video rental stores and bookstores are becoming obsolete. The internet, from my vantage point, is pretty damn awful and I honestly question how much I would really care if SOPA passed.

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2012 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 754061)
MILHOUSE, I BET WE'D BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK! :D

JUST LIKE HOW WE'RE ALREADY BEST FRIENDS HERE :lol

Zomboid Jan 19th, 2012 11:19 PM

AW, BRO! :( WE COULD MAKE COMMENTS ON EACH OTHER'S STATUSES AND HIT ON EVERY RANDOM GIRL THAT COMMENTS. I COULD EXPLAIN IT BY SAYING "THAT'S MY AMERICAN FRIEND," AND YOU COULD DO THE SAME, ONLY DIFFERENT.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2012 12:03 AM

DIGITAL MARXISSSTTTs

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2012 04:05 AM

man i forgot how much running out of weed sucks

Rongi Jan 20th, 2012 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 754075)
man i forgot how much running out of weed sucks

lol :(. if you're desperate, don't smoke any of that synthetic gas station weed i've heard it's pretty awful. i have a big fat nug in my room right now, i'm gonna go smoke some weed and go buy a nice winter coat. being a middle class white person rules

I think part of the reason why the internet is so boring now is because more people use it. It's had this homogenizing effect where accessing entertainment has become easy enough for my mother to do it. The internet used to be more like the wild west, except populated almost exclusively by weirdos. Now nothing is really "weird" anymore, it's all safe enough to entertain errbody

Chojin Jan 20th, 2012 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754063)
But it definitely sucks that video rental stores and bookstores are becoming obsolete. The internet, from my vantage point, is pretty damn awful and I honestly question how much I would really care if SOPA passed.

tbh all SOPA would do to the internet is destroy domain names, which might actually be an improvement because then the good parts of the internet could go back to being elitist circlejerks. I do love me a good elitist circlejerk. Of course the more sinister aspect of SOPA is what it represents and the precedent it would set.

Rongi Jan 20th, 2012 12:28 PM

I don't really give a hoot that video rental stores are disappearing. I don't even particularly care that DVDs/Blu-Ray may be obsolete soon. With the invention of netflix and all those streaming websites, I have a much wider variety to choose from than I did from my local blockbuster.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2012 07:15 PM

Quote:

ol :(. if you're desperate, don't smoke any of that synthetic gas station weed i've heard it's pretty awful.
i just got hooked up so fat.. gota free gram basically plus my friend got a free gram too.
i hit my pipe last night and there was enough resin in it to get stoned without scraping it.

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2012 07:16 PM

Sam deleted me on facebook :lol

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2012 07:21 PM

ItS OK tHIngS WILL WORK OUT

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2012 07:29 PM

I HOPE SO WE WERE BOTH CONSTANTLY UNDER-THE-TABLE PICKLING EACH OTHER BACK IN THE DAY :(

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2012 07:57 PM

well maybe next time you should pickle his face

book

more often

Rongi Jan 20th, 2012 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 754088)
i just got hooked up so fat.. gota free gram basically plus my friend got a free gram too.
i hit my pipe last night and there was enough resin in it to get stoned without scraping it.

damn son you got some generous friends.

ugh i hate scraping my bowl for resin. honestly i think most of that high is just from inhaling excessive amounts of butane. unless of course you haven't cleaned your bowl in forever and you've just got this sludgy resin chillin in your piece, hit that and you can get pretty stoned.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2012 09:52 PM

yea i dont clean my pipe very often and usually when i do its to get stoned on the resin.

It WAS A GIRL

MAYBE SHE LIKED ME ;) ;)

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 20th, 2012 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milhousebackwards
.

I saw you on an episode of psych today.

dextire Jan 20th, 2012 10:40 PM

Was he the corpse?

Sam Jan 20th, 2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754089)
Sam deleted me on facebook :lol

LIMITED PROFILE, SON. KNOW YOUR PLACE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN BREAKFAST CLUB SO MANY TIMES.

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2012 11:20 PM

DESTROYED BY MY OWN HUBRIS :(

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2012 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754097)
I saw you on an episode of psych today.

Was I holding up a bank?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 20th, 2012 11:29 PM

:lol You were holding up a bank.

Otto Jan 21st, 2012 04:00 PM

Cannabis edibles are a fun idea at a shitty hick flea market. I don't think that blue-haired oldster will ever quite figure out why I was laughing so much.

Rongi Jan 21st, 2012 11:49 PM

guys i'm 21 years old, 3 and a half years deep into college, at my third college and i still have no fucking idea what to major in

i thought psychology was cool until i found out literally no one takes psychology majors seriously and with good reason, most psychology students are shallow and stupid

i would major in environmental studies because apparently there's a market for that major and i guess saving the world would be cool but studying the environment sounds incredibly gay and boring

i don't think i'm smart enough to do hard science/math/engineering

economics and finance are fucking boring and classes are full of bros and girls that fuck bros

i like sociology and anthropology but i might as well major in "i wanna suck dicks behind a dumpster for the rest of my life"

i like philosophy too but see above

Zomboid Jan 21st, 2012 11:50 PM

You're only 21? NEWS TO ME :lol

Rongi Jan 21st, 2012 11:51 PM

unless i decide to go to law school, then i can pretty much major in any stupid liberal arts and it won't really matter

Rongi Jan 21st, 2012 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 754140)
You're only 21? NEWS TO ME :lol

fuck you, don't canadians get free college or something

faggots

Esuohlim Jan 22nd, 2012 12:05 AM

Sounds like you're going to college not because you want to but because you feel like you have to

Rongi Jan 22nd, 2012 12:19 AM

That's not entirely true. I came to Binghamton to get an education, and I learned a whole hell of a lot my first semester. I analyze things much differently, my thinking is more organized. I genuinely enjoyed learning German (something I wish I could minor in but I don't really have the time or money), biological concepts and my course on gangs in the US was enlightening. Even parts of my class on drugs were interesting, although on the whole I thought the class was kind of a waste of time (To give you a picture of how much of a joke this class was, i barely studied for the final and skipped class pretty much on a regular basis due to in being at 8:30AM. I somehow ended up with an A- )

i've made some cool friends and did some cool hallucinogens too, but that's besides the point

i'm at the point in my life where i have to decide what the fuck i should do. things I LIKE to study (literature, psychology, philosophy, anthropology, sociology) are not marketable. i'm vaguely entertaining the notion of going to law school, but that's a pretty heavy commitment with crazy high tuition and not much a guarantee that i'll be employed. not to mention how hard it is to get into law school. also, i've read that the majority of lawyers are fairly miserable people

i dunno, man. sometimes i wish the world really will end in December just so i don't have to make these kinds of decisions

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 22nd, 2012 12:36 AM

yeah, besides that there was the punk chick at binghampton. What happened with that. If she is single we should hang out. If she isn't then we should hang out with her single friends.

Rongi Jan 22nd, 2012 12:41 AM

I haven't talked to punk chick since i came home. i think i fucked up that situation irreparably by playing it safe when i should have been more aggressive and by being too aggressive when i should have played it safe

basically i am a pussy and i hate myself

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 22nd, 2012 12:46 AM

you better get back to college and school her in the degree of getting fucked by rongi's dick. Play some power chords. Profess your dick to her. Chicks like that.

Rongi Jan 22nd, 2012 12:47 AM

i'll serenade her with my semen

Zomboid Jan 22nd, 2012 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 754142)
fuck you, don't canadians get free college or something

faggots

Nope. Well, natives might.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 22nd, 2012 01:16 AM

fuck the natives. then fuck the punk chick.

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2012 09:03 AM

Oh wow racism.

Education used to be free here, too.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM

IF THE SLAVE TRADE NEVER HAPPENED THERE WOULD BE NO RAP MUSIC

Babs Jan 23rd, 2012 03:12 AM

Slaves used to be free here.

stevetothepast Jan 23rd, 2012 01:09 PM

do black peoples use the internet?

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2012 02:29 PM

I'm trying to download things illegally and everyone keeps shutting down. :(

Spoilers!

kahljorn Jan 23rd, 2012 07:17 PM

so.. my school screws me again.
Dropped one of my classes for no reason, wouldn't let me reregister. Says I was waitlisted for one class, but i wasn't. now im fucked.
prolly wont even be able to transfer in the fall.

same school that fucked me out of my financial aid.

good thing im high >:

kahljorn Jan 23rd, 2012 07:50 PM

its like some kind ofbug where i cant reregister for this class

ThrashO Jan 24th, 2012 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 754199)
do black peoples use the internet?

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com

Shyandquietguy Jan 24th, 2012 03:14 AM

It's a good thing you have no real positive reputation on these boards.

ThrashO Jan 24th, 2012 02:36 PM

roflmao

Tadao Jan 24th, 2012 03:48 PM

Has Thrasho evolved since he started or is this pretty much it?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 24th, 2012 03:52 PM

He's obviously gotten better in taste. Look how many pickles he thinks of me.

Tadao Jan 24th, 2012 03:55 PM

I DECLARE HIS SIG SIZE TO BE ILLEGAL

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 24th, 2012 03:58 PM

YO, LEMME GET THAT QUEEN WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

Tadao Jan 24th, 2012 04:44 PM

Go for it ;)

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2012 01:39 AM

Quote:

Has Thrasho evolved since he started
yes

Esuohlim Jan 25th, 2012 01:50 AM

He evolved into Thrashotops

faggots

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 25th, 2012 03:31 AM

gonna be totally lame but coughing should never be allowed evolve.

Shyandquietguy Jan 25th, 2012 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 754238)
roflmao


Alright, do you mind explaining to me what your reply to Stevetothepast was about?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 26th, 2012 04:05 PM

http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

All Hail Duke Jan 26th, 2012 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754283)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

oh shit

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2012 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754283)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

I'll see your news and raise you THIS


10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 27th, 2012 01:04 AM

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Those weren't copypastes....

I a was in an especially fuck you mood before I watched that but I'm turned around.

I see the light.

Zomboid Jan 27th, 2012 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754291)
I'll see your news and raise you THIS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BEST NEWS SO FAR THIS YEAR!

Tacobot Jan 27th, 2012 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754283)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

i'm such an ass for missing that when it was in LA.
<---idiot

ThrashO Jan 27th, 2012 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 754259)
Alright, do you mind explaining to me what your reply to Stevetothepast was about?

I do mind actually.

Shyandquietguy Jan 29th, 2012 01:53 AM

You would. :lol

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2012 05:35 AM

so I kissed a lady and she used her tongue

what is the point of doing this? because it doesn't really feel that pleasant or taste like anything, there's just a slimy flavorless tongue in your mouth

actually it's kinda gross

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2012 05:35 AM

:\

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2012 05:57 AM

I actually have like 8 different things I want to say and none of them make fun of you enough.

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2012 05:59 AM

ok, so i guess i'll be serious then

Don't you already know you're asexual? It's like if someone who could only see the world in shades of grey looked at a rainbow and was all like "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL :smug"

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2012 06:02 AM

Because rainbows are fucking beautiful man

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2012 06:10 AM

I don't know, I thought I was asexual, but I might just be afraid of actually acting on my sexual/romantic urges because I think it'd be an unmitigated disaster; so far the three times I've had lapses in sanity and done it have been

There's another weirdo orientation you can be called "demisexual," which basically means you only care about boning people you have a strong emotional connection to; I'm not sure if that sounds closer to me than "jerk who'd only have sex so the other person won't dump their ass," but it's a possibility. I'd have to actually get into a relationship to figure out which one, though, so that's never happening.

(also there's a difference between being asexual and aromantic; you can be both, but I'm not)

kahljorn Jan 29th, 2012 06:49 AM

i thought that said aromatic and i was like what

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2012 07:13 AM

I'm that too, bitch I smell like cookies

Zhukov Jan 29th, 2012 07:50 AM

Tongue is the best; it turns me on the most, I think.

If you don't like it then don't do it, but I have a feeling that you might just need to find the right person to experience it with. I don't give any weight to this 'demisexual' business, that's just called having high standards.

Find a person you really, really like and then get back to us.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 29th, 2012 09:30 AM

You use your tongue in their throat to widen it.

kahljorn Jan 29th, 2012 07:15 PM

i dont see what the big deal about cheeseburgers is

also i dont have a mouth

elx Jan 29th, 2012 10:03 PM

the last dude that kissed me had a tongue technique similar to the one that my ex used when he would go down on me, it was so wrong and awful when it's being done to your face!

although I think I complained here once about how gross ear/neck kisses were, right? and then I learned to like them, they went from being all slobbery and loud to being warm and relaxing. it's all about who you're with. so I would listen to zhukov's advice, and try it again when you find somebody who doesn't repulse you.

elx Jan 29th, 2012 10:12 PM

speaking of sex since we're talking about sex, does anybody know anybody that has ever had a fuck buddy? is that an actual practice or one of those fictional unattainable ideas?

Colonel Flagg Jan 29th, 2012 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754362)
You use your tongue in their throat to widen it.

You use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore.


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