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Tadao May 9th, 2013 10:12 AM

Heh, I forget how careful people are on the internet. I post like Im on drugs. It helps that I usually am.

Wiffles May 9th, 2013 11:55 PM

Thats because you don't have anything to worry about, because you're old =P

Just content in your little world, waiting for the hot nurse to change your diapers :3

Tadao May 10th, 2013 12:05 AM

I wish I had a nurse, oh wait, maybe I only think Im married and the lady who I think is my wife is a nurse. :eek

Wiffles May 10th, 2013 12:17 AM

Maybe she is pretending to be both your wife and a nurse so she can steal all your secrets :eek

Tadao May 10th, 2013 12:23 AM

Not my ancient Chinese secrets!

Wiffles May 10th, 2013 12:36 AM

Your super secret knowledge of ancient techniques of seduction and pleasure making :eek

Tadao May 10th, 2013 12:44 AM

What pulling on pigtails and telling girls they're stupid. That's common knowledge, I just hope she doesn't find out that I squeeze half a lemon into the laundry to get the stains put. :eek

Wiffles May 10th, 2013 12:48 AM

She musn't find out about your skidmarks, dragracer mc-steve :eek

bigtimecow May 11th, 2013 12:33 AM

is this what i do now? just read old i-mockery threads on friday nights?

defenstrate the exxxxxxxxxxxx

Tadao May 11th, 2013 02:53 AM

Well you are married now, so it's that and baby making.

bigtimecow May 11th, 2013 12:42 PM

ahhh not too sure about the baby making. people keep asking us though. we're happy with what we have right now. who knows in 3 or 4 years if that will be the same though

Tadao May 11th, 2013 02:13 PM

Going to my wifes nieces first holy communtiom :eek

Tadao May 16th, 2013 03:42 PM

So I'm watching Star Trek 2009 and McCoy talks about bones thus the nickname.

When I was 16ish I gave myself (successfully) the nickname T-Bone.

Funny how the irony is just now hitting me.

Esuohlim May 16th, 2013 10:25 PM

I WAS T-BONE TOO AT ONE POINT.

WANNA BE T-BONE BUDDIES

Tadao May 16th, 2013 10:58 PM

ONLY IF YOU BRING ALONG SOME STEAK-UMS ;)

Babs May 16th, 2013 10:59 PM

All this talk about t-bones is getting way to juicy.

Tadao May 17th, 2013 11:55 AM

Has anyone here seen any of the Fast and Furious movies? Are any of them any fun to watch? I havn't seen any to date.

MarioRPG May 17th, 2013 06:42 PM

Hey y'all I'm back from SIAM. I might make a thread about some of the stuff I saw / did because it was cool times.

Tadao May 17th, 2013 09:52 PM

Did you hook up with a lady man?

captain516 May 17th, 2013 11:29 PM

Man, Norm MacDonald got faaaaaaat

Kitsa May 18th, 2013 08:24 AM

His makeup is scarier than his fat.

He is one of the three actors I always notice the makeup on immediately when I see him. The other two are Will Ferrell and Ed Helms.

captain516 May 19th, 2013 12:54 AM


Actors wear makeup? Now that's chuckleworthy.

Dimnos May 20th, 2013 02:28 AM

Holy fuck, he looks like my uncle.

Tadao May 20th, 2013 01:19 PM

Your (it's our secret) uncle?

Dimnos May 20th, 2013 02:09 PM

:pagebrak

no not that one, the other one.

Dimnos May 20th, 2013 02:09 PM

The "hey you know where i can get some pot?" uncle

Dimnos May 20th, 2013 02:10 PM

Not be confused with the "Hey I got some pot." uncle.

Tadao May 20th, 2013 04:44 PM

Or the "Hey you need to sit on the pot!" uncle?

Dimnos May 20th, 2013 07:13 PM

Cant say I have one of those.

bigtimecow May 20th, 2013 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 767363)
The "hey you know where i can get some pot?" uncle

gah, my nephew is three years old right now. when he becomes a teenager i'm gonna become that uncle. fuck

Otto May 20th, 2013 11:35 PM

Uncle LSD

Aaarg May 21st, 2013 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 767369)
gah, my nephew is three years old right now. when he becomes a teenager i'm gonna become that uncle. fuck

last time i visited home i was that uncle. it's not so bad!

kahljorn May 28th, 2013 06:09 PM

i did acid yesterday :D

Tadao May 28th, 2013 08:03 PM

Did we enter your realm?

kahljorn May 29th, 2013 12:49 AM

no but some united states forestry officials did :/

apparently you have to have an adventure pass to go hiking in national forests

Tadao May 29th, 2013 10:19 AM

Oh man, I'd freak if Ranger Rick told me I needed a pass while Im trippin balls.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 29th, 2013 11:03 PM

Was the ranger calm or fucking nuts like that guy from bushwacked.

kahljorn May 30th, 2013 01:48 AM

lol
we made it away safely

also he was really calm
i think he thought we were trying to smuggle illegal aliens at first

Dimnos May 30th, 2013 06:56 PM

If you are going to go to a National Park and do drugs, I highly suggest you do it in Oklahoma. Not only was the ranger cool with it but he also smoked "some plant" with me as he showed us the part of the park he grows it on.

Tadao May 30th, 2013 11:11 PM

Yeah, Oklahoma sounds like a great place to do drugs right now. :lol

Colonel Flagg Jun 3rd, 2013 06:02 PM

I just took a long winding path down memory lane.

Now THAT was funny.

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2013 06:11 PM

The past is what it is. Flagg is the new Pubbles. :eek :orgasm :sadclownface

Colonel Flagg Jun 3rd, 2013 08:38 PM

I'm nowhere near as sexy. :(

Esuohlim Jun 3rd, 2013 08:43 PM

Oh my god that was already over two years ago

kahljorn Jun 3rd, 2013 09:24 PM

remeber when chojin told everyone that i was the zuggernaut

man that guy is a serious cocksucker
never seen someone suck a dick so seriously before

Colonel Flagg Jun 3rd, 2013 09:54 PM

Over 51 pages of mocking in under 3 weeks.

My how times have changed. :(

Babs Jun 5th, 2013 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 767470)
Oh my god that was already over two years ago

A tear for pram maven.

Caricage Jun 5th, 2013 07:10 AM

i have the weirdest boner right now

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2013 10:25 PM

Please. do go on

kahljorn Jun 6th, 2013 08:48 PM

hi,
I'm Java. I'm going to harass you every fucking day to update me. When you finally decide you're tired of me harassing you and decide to update, I'm going to break.

Sincerely,
Javacunt

Dimnos Jun 8th, 2013 07:55 PM

I tell that bitch to update every day. Then, every day it wants to update more. I quit restarting my computer. Seams to have worked.

Caricage Jun 10th, 2013 04:53 AM

BEAT THE MOTHERFUCKER

Caricage Jun 10th, 2013 04:54 AM

Then shoot it in the back of the head

Aaarg Jun 10th, 2013 10:24 AM

halp me

Caricage Jun 11th, 2013 06:52 PM

fifty and found

Babs Jun 11th, 2013 08:41 PM

Help yo self to a nice cunt of java

Aaarg Jun 11th, 2013 09:36 PM

ouch burns

Colonel Flagg Jun 11th, 2013 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 767476)
A tear for pram maven.

Bite your tongue! >:

Don't even think his name 5 times.

Babs Jun 14th, 2013 02:23 PM

I wonder how that case of his is coming along. Oregons finest should be getting to the bottom of this very soon.

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2013 03:52 PM

so you guys know what disburse means right? like, pay out? for some strange reason when the financial aid dept told me they were going to disburse my money today i thought that meant that they would send the money to my bank for processing.
but apparently what they really meant is that my bank would be receiving it it in a week or two.
i didn't know that disburse meant pay them in two weeks.

Tadao Jun 14th, 2013 04:21 PM

I believe federal law is that employers have 48 hours to get money owed to you in a layoff/fire situation.

When it comes to financial aid, I would think they would have the 6 to 8 week rule. If they said a week or 2, it will probably be there by the next Monday, but I wouldn't count on that.

When I read "disburse" I instantly thought of your stock ownership divided into the masses of slaves that you once worked for. Now that I know that it is financial aid it means "stick your tounge out and wink at me, it wont be long".

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2013 07:40 PM

fucking faggots

Babs Jun 16th, 2013 08:23 PM

So I found out the children's author Shel Silverstein co-wrote the song "****** Fuckers" with David Allen Coe.

Fathom Zero Jun 20th, 2013 03:42 AM

haha yeah

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2013 04:18 PM

this place was at its best when we were arguing about fluoride for five months

Kitsa Jun 22nd, 2013 04:57 PM

I bet you still haven't watched Twin Peaks OR called your mom, fucker.

Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2013 01:40 AM

:(

Schimid Jun 23rd, 2013 03:02 AM

hello everyone

Schimid Jun 23rd, 2013 03:03 AM

i found out today cats do that little rabbit kick thing because thats how they diesembowle their prey int eh wild

Schimid Jun 23rd, 2013 03:04 AM

can you BELIEVE THAT??????? :x

Tadao Jun 23rd, 2013 12:26 PM

shhhhh

Babs Jun 23rd, 2013 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 767593)
this place was at its best when we were arguing about fluoride for five months

So... Everyone hasn't been the same after drinking the fluroide, right?:chatter

MarioRPG Jun 23rd, 2013 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 767598)
i found out today cats do that little rabbit kick thing because thats how they diesembowle their prey int eh wild

GOOD LUCK DISEMBOWLING MY ARM, DANGEROUS-LOOKING KITTEN.


Also hey Schimid! It's weird how many people in the last month have dropped in to post. Should we have a life update thread that we will all skim and feign interest?

Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2013 11:32 PM

ZACHARIAH ZEEKMAN

Schimid Jun 24th, 2013 02:54 PM

im still dating the same girl i was seven years ago and we are now engaged

work at a dead end marketing job i hate but u know THIS ECONOMY RIGHT????

for a while i was the best dedede player in the world in super smash brothers brawl (4 real tho)

now i just play league of legends and im really good at it but cant find a team

here's a picture of me with a baby because I AM NOW A FATHER!!!!!!



(justg kidding that is my new newphew!!! ^_^ )

Tadao Jun 24th, 2013 04:52 PM

He has your grimace!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 26th, 2013 02:47 AM

Man fuck dedede. Congrats on one of your relatives boning and bearing.

I still stay I'll murder with Ness.

I almost want to get whatever the new bullshit ninendo system is for the new SSB

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2013 11:10 PM

I can kick some serious ass with N64 Ness, but haha really? N64? Really people? Come on. N64? Please

Babs Jun 26th, 2013 11:53 PM

Oh cool you play n64, you got online? What's your gamer tag?

Zomboid Jun 28th, 2013 12:18 AM

Hey, guys, I got married last weekend.









JUST KIDDING I THINK I'LL BE SINGLE FOREVER.

Otto Jun 28th, 2013 12:43 PM

I'm terrible at video games, always had to use a game-genie.

MarioRPG Jun 28th, 2013 01:11 PM

Zak Zeeks that is really cool and I wish you a great marriage! That's no reason to let your dedede skills slip though.

As for me I graduated with my BScN and managed to get a job already! Spent yesterday working with the Critical Care Outreach Team. Hadn't even started working yet and was called to the ER for someone who was dropping BP like crazy. It was a pretty hectic day, to put it simply. BUT THEN they wanted me to do some clerical work on the unit but it was too busy. So I got sent home early. For the four day weekend yeeeeeeeeeah!

Babs Jun 28th, 2013 04:14 PM

Sounds pretty interesting, what's you job title mariorpg?

MarioRPG Jun 29th, 2013 11:27 AM

I'm a Registered Nurse. Since I just started I get to go around and see the other units and possibilities for the future, like the CCOT. I'll be working on an orthopedics floor for most of the next few months.

Wiffles Jul 1st, 2013 01:44 AM


Babs Jul 14th, 2013 12:07 AM


Babs Jul 14th, 2013 12:08 AM

Nope, we're all fucked.

Aaarg Jul 14th, 2013 08:12 PM

i moved into the woods. my backyard is 300 acres of forested mountains, bordering national forest land. what's up?

Dimnos Jul 15th, 2013 11:08 AM

Grow some pot

Tadao Jul 15th, 2013 02:46 PM

get some guns

Aaarg Jul 15th, 2013 04:16 PM

too lazy to grow pot, don't like guns

growing tomatoes, taking walks

this is my backyard

Aaarg Jul 16th, 2013 01:19 AM

ps when u see it, u will shXt brikcs:

Wiffles Jul 18th, 2013 05:37 AM

cool cinder block foundations.

you get a "Wiffles-Medal-Of-Architectural-Merit" award

also is that a decapitated head i see :o

Aaarg Jul 19th, 2013 11:28 AM

it's actually a wig but yeah that's why i took the picture

weird stuff on this property

kahljorn Jul 19th, 2013 03:22 PM

maybe its a scareperson

Aaarg Jul 19th, 2013 08:49 PM

it Sure worked on ME!!!!! lo l

Aaarg Jul 22nd, 2013 11:48 PM

this thread needs more

Babs Jul 23rd, 2013 04:32 AM

that nigga has tiny eyes

Babs Jul 23rd, 2013 04:33 AM

and why is his ass hogging all that fake ass leaf? what a glutton

Aaarg Jul 23rd, 2013 11:08 AM

yeah tarantulas have silly eyes, it's the ugliest thing about 'em!


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