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GADZOOKS Sep 9th, 2006 03:52 AM

you are a fucking blowjob

MarioRPG Sep 9th, 2006 09:12 AM

I like that theory Chojin, so Pub should be back in a few days then.

Rongi Sep 9th, 2006 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I have a theory that Pub has a certain threshold of sanity, and every day that he spends on the internet brings him e'er closer until the day he snaps and curls up in a ball in his room sobbing and wondering aloud why life is a series of meaningless tragedies. A week later, he will once again feel confident enough to use the internet and the cycle beings anew.

I know that you're joking, but that actually sounds like it could be true :(

Supafly345 Sep 9th, 2006 03:19 PM

Check out this creepy popup ad with terra in it guys.

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2006 04:41 AM

They're so alike, it's creepy.

MetalMilitia Sep 10th, 2006 07:50 AM

I got a fantastic PM from Fartin'

Quote:

I couldn't sleep last night after looking at that scat porn >:

Sam Sep 10th, 2006 04:10 PM

I recieved a very interesting note from Seven Force just this morning!

Seven Force: Don't watch that Bart the General video when you're fucked up on cough syrup. :-(
Sam: are you fucked up on cough syrup
Seven Force: I tool a lot
Seven Force: took
Seven Force: im going to sleep now
Sam: oh okay

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2006 06:47 PM

I've just discovered that I'm an Indigo Child.

Sethomas Sep 10th, 2006 08:19 PM

Was your mom one of the Indigo Girls?

FartinMowler Sep 10th, 2006 08:31 PM

I think the Indigo girls are or were Lesbians :/

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2006 09:00 PM

Yeah , they're lesbians. They're on that channel for Homos, LOGO.
And no, my mother wasn't an Indigo Girl. She's a fa of them, though. Does that count?

safyreschool Sep 11th, 2006 02:33 PM

ooh, i hope my nes review gets published!

xbxDaniel Sep 12th, 2006 09:20 PM

I'm sick.

Fathom Zero Sep 12th, 2006 10:04 PM

With grief?

xbxDaniel Sep 12th, 2006 10:09 PM

Your avatar distracts me.

ArrowX Sep 12th, 2006 10:17 PM

hey guys I'm going good in math!

I got 36/40 on my first assignment :O

It doesn't help that me teacher is a baldy douchebag, he friggin kicked a kid out of the class because he had bloodwork done and was disoriented, the justification was "Don't bring your medical problems to class."

xbxDaniel Sep 12th, 2006 10:20 PM

I'm a mere 6 posts away from the big 1500. :sleep

FartinMowler Sep 13th, 2006 08:55 PM

Pub said he's not coming back again :( does anyone keep tabs on hyperbole?

xbxDaniel Sep 13th, 2006 09:04 PM



We Will Not Forget :(

Juttin Sep 13th, 2006 09:23 PM

:(

Fathom Zero Sep 13th, 2006 10:41 PM

This makes me really sad.

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2006 12:40 AM

Pub Lover sent me an email! :eek

Is was an article for my site since the "updatelessness was taunting him" :(

But he's alive :x

Juttin Sep 15th, 2006 09:09 AM

Yeah..I talked to him on KoL,
he never explained WHY he left, though :/

executioneer Sep 15th, 2006 12:47 PM

it's because of guitar woman probably

MetalMilitia Sep 15th, 2006 01:07 PM

He's suffering from a broken heart :tear

liquidstatik Sep 15th, 2006 04:10 PM

i just ate 5 WAFFLES with syrup and im so stuffed but i need some milk really bad my mouth is dry :x

Sam Sep 15th, 2006 04:14 PM

ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT FROM ALL THE DRUGS YOU TAKE? :rolleyes

MarioRPG Sep 15th, 2006 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
He's suffering from a broken heart :tear

Tru dat.

GADZOOKS Sep 16th, 2006 02:28 AM



GARRRRFIELDDDDDD!

Juttin Sep 16th, 2006 02:59 AM

Apparently it's because he feels unloved here, and has finally succumbed to your daily mockings.


Go, You!


Seriously, that's pretty much what he told me :/

GADZOOKS Sep 16th, 2006 03:40 AM

If Pub Lover talks to you then I can completely understand why he has no will to live.

Juttin Sep 16th, 2006 12:45 PM

GADZOOKS! WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?!

ziggytrix Sep 16th, 2006 02:12 PM

who comes to a place called 'mockery' to feel 'loved'. that's just wrong.

oh man, internet dramas!

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2006 02:13 PM

Haha, you said "feel loved".

GADZOOKS Sep 16th, 2006 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juttin
GADZOOKS! WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?!

I'm sorry Juttin, but before you can perform your comedy here you have to finish your homework.

Read the following poem and answer each question in a paragraph.

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up--for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

1. Who is the Captain, and why is he acting the way he is?
2. What feelings this this poem bring up?
3. When Uncle Jesse went back to high school on Full House what did he believe this poem meant? What did you think this poem meant?
4. Do you believe that playing a video game with Chojin gives you Idiot Immunity?
5. Define the word mournful.

MarioRPG Sep 16th, 2006 09:36 PM

All these metaphors make my head spin. And not in a good way.

Juttin Sep 16th, 2006 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Quote:

Originally Posted by Juttin
GADZOOKS! WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?!

I'm sorry Juttin, but before you can perform your comedy here you have to finish your homework.

Read the following poem and answer each question in a paragraph.

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up--for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

1. Who is the Captain, and why is he acting the way he is?
2. What feelings this this poem bring up?
3. When Uncle Jesse went back to high school on Full House what did he believe this poem meant? What did you think this poem meant?
4. Do you believe that playing a video game with Chojin gives you Idiot Immunity?
5. Define the word mournful.

1. The protagonist's father
2. None
3. Probably something that had Fonzie in it
4. I don't get the reference :(
5. Mournful-feeling or expressing sorrow or grief; sorrowful

Fathom Zero Sep 17th, 2006 12:46 AM

He's referring to RAN, ya looney.

GADZOOKS Sep 17th, 2006 01:25 AM

I said paragraphs, eric matthews.

Juttin Sep 17th, 2006 01:44 AM

Fuck you, MR. Feeny!


:(

Fathom Zero Sep 17th, 2006 03:07 AM

I have a confession.

Juttin Sep 17th, 2006 03:26 AM

Don't go gay on me, boy >:

Fathom Zero Sep 17th, 2006 03:47 AM

Crap, I forgot my confession. I'll think of it later.

HickMan Sep 18th, 2006 09:55 PM


The Retro Kat Sep 21st, 2006 05:23 AM

It's about Abe Lincoln, by the way...

Walt Whitman was gay, he had a young man slave...what a badass.

Sethomas Sep 21st, 2006 09:55 AM

Actually, my English teacher described him as "pansexual", like he could get aroused from absolutely anything. She provided the mental image of walking outside and popping a boner from the wind.

The Retro Kat Sep 21st, 2006 02:34 PM

He seems like the type...

HickMan Sep 23rd, 2006 04:43 PM

Thanks to whoever changed my avatar it's pretty rad

MarioRPG Sep 25th, 2006 04:03 PM

There wasn't a post here on Monday? BLASPHEMY.

Pink Sep 25th, 2006 09:13 PM

here's a post for you, asshole >:

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2006 01:08 PM

So Pink are you GW or something I mean come on

MarioRPG Sep 26th, 2006 03:55 PM

I'm guessing Pub, trying to ease his way back into the fast times of I-Mockery.

executioneer Sep 26th, 2006 04:13 PM

can we get an ip check in here

HickMan Sep 26th, 2006 04:18 PM

I just got voted funniest in my class! I'm excited! Too bad nobody likes me here and thinks I'm a turd :(

Sethomas Sep 26th, 2006 05:05 PM

Psssht, I got voted "Best Hair". Here's the celebratory Yearbook photo.


GADZOOKS Sep 26th, 2006 05:36 PM

I won "Best". That's it, just the best: Me.

Misdemonar Sep 26th, 2006 05:40 PM

I'm not past High School. :(

Pink Sep 26th, 2006 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
So Pink are you GW or something I mean come on

come on esu, we all know GW was really Chojin :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2006 10:24 PM

Well then, who are you? Or should we play guessing games?

Fuck it. I'm tired and have tests in the morning.

Namaste.

liquidstatik Sep 27th, 2006 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
I just got voted funniest in my class! I'm excited! Too bad nobody likes me here and thinks I'm a turd :(

hickman i always thought you were cool :[

Chojin Sep 27th, 2006 12:04 AM

i would guess from the angry and rolley eyes that it is indeed spaz/gw.

Why didn't you post in my thread

Why did you block me on aim

WHY DO YOU DENY ME

WHY DID YOU MOLEST ME

GADZOOKS Sep 27th, 2006 03:04 AM

whoever it is, it stinks

HickMan Sep 27th, 2006 06:11 AM

typical male. Pretends to love us for a few days just to have his way with us then BAM out the back door.

Pink Sep 27th, 2006 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
i would guess from the angry and rolley eyes that it is indeed spaz/gw.

YOU are spaz/gw. shut up.

Pink Sep 27th, 2006 08:33 AM

and I already posted in your thread ;)

GADZOOKS Sep 27th, 2006 06:10 PM

You get this party repulsive.

MetalMilitia Sep 27th, 2006 07:05 PM

If wit where shit you'd have severe deadly consipation, pink/gw/spaz/whatever

Chojin Sep 27th, 2006 08:19 PM

go post in that thread as gw. you're more likeable as her.

Pink Sep 27th, 2006 09:25 PM

but you changed the password, I'll need some help :)

Chojin Sep 27th, 2006 11:47 PM

no, i didn't.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2006 06:14 AM

The drama!

Pink Sep 28th, 2006 08:51 AM

well, it isnt my account since I'm not Father Spaz.

MetalMilitia Sep 28th, 2006 09:03 AM

You probably share the account in some queer little anime loving nerd house.

Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2006 08:06 PM

You know the guy that did the voice of "Davey" from Davey & Goliath? He did the voice of Gumby too?

I know him personally :eek



You could cut the jealousy with a knife in here :picklehat

HickMan Sep 28th, 2006 08:17 PM

Is he like your uncle

liquidstatik Sep 29th, 2006 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
You know the guy that did the voice of "Davey" from Davey & Goliath? He did the voice of Gumby too?

I know him personally :eek



You could cut the jealousy with a knife in here :picklehat

ohhh thats cool
how do you know him? :X

MetalMilitia Sep 29th, 2006 03:30 PM

Did anyone else read :s****** that scientists have observed clouds forming around uranus? :eek :s****** :s****** :s******

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=4370

:s******

They have :s****** not worked out where they come from yet. :s******

:s******

Shyandquietguy Sep 29th, 2006 04:23 PM

Metalmilitia watches anime.

MarioRPG Sep 29th, 2006 07:49 PM

Guys I'm sick so don't take your health for granted. >:

Fathom Zero Sep 30th, 2006 12:50 AM

I bought Batman: Mask of the Phantasm today. :)

I'm so very happy. Now all I need is Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland.

Jeff The Ninja Sep 30th, 2006 07:57 PM

Little Nemo, I loved that movie :D

HickMan Sep 30th, 2006 08:11 PM



He's got them :s****** lips

Supafly345 Sep 30th, 2006 09:13 PM

Milhouse needs to expound on his celebrity aquaintence claim.

Evil Robot Oct 1st, 2006 02:16 AM

BOB WOZNIAK

Juttin Oct 1st, 2006 02:28 AM

Shhh...Guys. I heard that you can blow these things up by telling them a logical paradox.

glowbelly Oct 2nd, 2006 01:29 AM

HUSHUP FATTY

Sam Oct 2nd, 2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
you dont have the balls

I'm warning you

GUYS, I THINK THEY CALL THIS FORSHADOWING :lol

This way back from page 661 I think. :(

liquidstatik Oct 2nd, 2006 11:28 PM

hey sam do you and n4b still "go out?" :O

Juttin Oct 2nd, 2006 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
HUSHUP FATTY

YOU HURTE MY FEELING :(

Rongi Oct 3rd, 2006 12:05 AM

juttin is so fat, everytime he turns around it's his birthday

Sam Oct 3rd, 2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
hey sam do you and n4b still "go out?" :O

YEAH. >:

liquidstatik Oct 3rd, 2006 03:31 PM

NO REASON TO BE RUDE, MAN

I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOU 2 WERE DOIN AND ALL

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
juttin is so fat, everytime he turns around it's his birthday

I'm not that fat, dude. I weigh too much, yes.
But, I'm not a giant hulking blimp.

FAT JOKE TIME IS OVER. SERIOUSLY.

Sajuuk Oct 3rd, 2006 06:07 PM

I thought you said fat jokes didn't get to you.

liquidstatik Oct 3rd, 2006 07:02 PM

It's not like there's much room for them to miss him or anything

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 09:16 PM

I can take two or three...but when I start getting gangbanged for being 10-15 LBS overweight, I get defencive >:

HickMan Oct 3rd, 2006 10:38 PM

Well it sounds like you should be playing defensive something with a build like yours.

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 10:44 PM

Yes, I get asked that by the jocks all the time. I say no, and that's all that they need to call me a fag for not wanting to play
High School Grabass >:

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 10:51 PM

Of course, it has it's pay, as I can find them in the crowded halls and "accidentally" elbow or punch them in the face.

HickMan Oct 3rd, 2006 11:02 PM

But it wouldnt hurt them because it's so soft and gooshy, right?


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