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Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 518158)
I-Mockery: a serious place for serious people. seriously. :|


Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by News
8:29AM Thursday January 03, 2008

WASHINGTON - An inmate who said he had chest pains overpowered two guards at a Maryland hospital, shot a man outside the hospital and commandeered his vehicle as a getaway car, state police said.

It was the second time a prisoner had escaped from Laurel Regional Hospital since November.

State police identified the prisoner as Kelvin Polk, who was convicted of kidnapping and carjacking. He seized the weapons from his guards, apparently shot off his leg shackles, outmaneuvered a third security official and fled outside where he shot a driver in the head, pushed him out of the car, and drove away, setting off a manhunt in Laurel, a suburb between Washington and Baltimore.

Police said the man he shot was in good condition.

I bet he was using savestates, the cheating bastard. >:

Fathom Zero Jan 2nd, 2008 09:55 PM

It's like Desperate Measures 2!

Chojin Jan 2nd, 2008 10:00 PM

Boy, am I glad I don't live in Laurel anymore.

MarioRPG Jan 2nd, 2008 11:01 PM

I nearly forgot about the serious homo problems.

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 11:08 PM

That was probably a good thing. I'm sorry that I reminded you.

Emu Jan 2nd, 2008 11:28 PM

i want to try it, but

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 11:31 PM

I was going to be all "Wow, where you been Rongi?" but instead I was all "Oh man, what a fag!"

Guitar Woman Jan 2nd, 2008 11:32 PM

Haha, it actually works

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 11:35 PM

Yeah, but no real point as he isn't a mod anymore. :lol

Guitar Woman Jan 2nd, 2008 11:35 PM

NOT THAT I DID ANYTHING THAT WOULD BE AGAINST THE RULES

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 11:39 PM

You got your edit button back yet, sweet thing?

Because I sure as hell don't have mine. >:

Guitar Woman Jan 2nd, 2008 11:40 PM

no, I am afraid my edit button is gone forever.

Guitar Woman Jan 2nd, 2008 11:41 PM

It's ok, though, that gives me incentive to try and not suck as bad as I usually do!

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 11:47 PM

Yeah? My response is to suck more until it's agreed that I fix all my old posts to non-suck. >:

Baby. :love

Fathom Zero Jan 2nd, 2008 11:47 PM

But you still fail miserably on all occasions!

So it doesn't matter if either of you try anymore.

bigtimecow Jan 2nd, 2008 11:49 PM

do you guys remember sports? he was a treat

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 11:50 PM

Ouch!

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2008 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 518217)
do you guys remember sports? he was a treat

Oh yeah! Sports was the best! We should make ArrowX bring him back.

Guitar Woman Jan 2nd, 2008 11:51 PM

:lol

bigtimecow Jan 2nd, 2008 11:51 PM

lmao arrowx was another one

Guitar Woman Jan 2nd, 2008 11:52 PM

He talks to me on AIM all the time and is a huge fucking nerd

bigtimecow Jan 2nd, 2008 11:52 PM

guys it's my turn in guitar hero 3 in a minute, what song should i play?


quick quick quick

Guitar Woman Jan 2nd, 2008 11:53 PM

DRAGONFORCE

Fathom Zero Jan 2nd, 2008 11:56 PM

SUCK MY KISS.

bigtimecow Jan 2nd, 2008 11:58 PM

dragonforce on hard, here we go

Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2008 12:00 AM

Not too hard on Hard. The intro's a bitch, but after that, it's smooth sailing until you get to the solos.

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 12:03 AM

IS BIGTIMECOW HARDCORE ENOUGH TO PLAY THE FASTEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN

STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT

bigtimecow Jan 3rd, 2008 12:08 AM

WOOT

beat it. but i always have to use starpower for the first solo. i can every other song on expert except dragonforce and the fall of troy.

i am hardcore enough

Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2008 12:09 AM

My friend beat every song, but he can't beat Lou.

bigtimecow Jan 3rd, 2008 12:12 AM

new topic: what other message boards do you guys post on, if any?

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 12:16 AM

Until a few days ago I posted on The Price is LOL, but it was just feeding my 4chan addiction so I left.

I also posted on 4chan a lot until I got permabanned from /v/ for my fifth PORNOGRAPHY OFFENSE.

I sometimes post on the forum affiliated with FullyRamblomatic, but everyone there is a fucking idiot.

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 12:16 AM

I only post on this one because it's the only one that ever unbanned me.

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 12:19 AM

thats interesting GW please tell us more about your internet exploits

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 12:20 AM

i post here because i know everyone here and they know me

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 12:22 AM

you have no room to say anything here, mister "I payed 10 dollars to hang out on the worst place on the internet"

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 518237)
tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good

Like what Gadzooks & Jixby are doing at the moment on their secrat forum?

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 518244)
you have no room to say anything here, mister "I payed 10 dollars to hang out on the worst place on the internet"

go back to "ignoring" me you stupid little shit

bigtimecow Jan 3rd, 2008 12:23 AM

pardon?

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 518244)
you have no room to say anything here, mister "I payed 10 dollars to hang out on the worst place on the internet"

He so did not pay ten bucks to read my failed attempt at webcomics!

bigtimecow Jan 3rd, 2008 12:24 AM

wait brb guys! i have to eat some bread

bigtimecow Jan 3rd, 2008 12:28 AM

alright i'm back

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 518247)
pardon?

Which Murrey is best?
Plus I only just read what you said & it was barely related to what I said at all.

2008: Year of being too drunk to read!
2009: Much like 1983-2007 will be Year of being too stupid to read.

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2008 12:35 AM

I like my other forum friends, no way would I tell you guys where they are.

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 12:36 AM

I was once invited to that forum so I could have fun!

Those were different times!

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 12:43 AM

Tadao is the first guy here that I am seriously scared of being beaten up by.

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 12:50 AM

Tadao we would only do what you're thinking to people we hate you have no reason to worry

This isn't TPIL!

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 12:57 AM

No way, GW. I would totally hunt out Tadeo's friends & say stuff. It's like my mission statement.

bigtimecow Jan 3rd, 2008 12:58 AM

there's mad heat in this thread

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 518263)
What in the sam shitting hell have you done to my forums!?

I leave for 4 months and someone expels a load of horse shit newness in my forums.

I blame RoG for letting this site stagnate to the point that its not even funny anymore, and that Max Burbank should have wrested control away from him and those other two fagots, namely Protoclown.
*DILBERTPORN*

:lol

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 01:17 AM

I knew it would come to a head, but not like this

not like this

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 01:17 AM

a thousand internet to whoever can guess who that really is!

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 01:18 AM

hahahaha "head"

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 01:18 AM

Not me, of course, I only changed the profile picture.

Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2008 01:19 AM

Please be me, please be me, please be me.

Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2008 01:23 AM

Truth will be revealed eventually.

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 01:25 AM

i guess they cant check ips on a post by post basis

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 01:27 AM

yeah they can, how do you think my secret identity was revealed

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 01:28 AM

IMing Chojin is a waste of time. APPARENTLY. >:

For me anyway. ;(

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 518292)
yeah they can, how do you think my secret identity was revealed

Super stalking. ;)

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 01:40 AM

or he raidiates faggotry

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 01:41 AM

faggot tree

Chojin Jan 3rd, 2008 01:43 AM

It was actually him; he probably just gave out his password first so I wouldn't think he did it.

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 01:43 AM

im not posting drunk i swear

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 518301)
It was actually him; he probably just gave out his password first so I wouldn't think he did it.

Dilbert Porn is traditional Vet material. We all have it saved for the day that we've had enough.

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2008 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 518261)
No way, GW. I would totally hunt out Tadeo's friends & say stuff. It's like my mission statement.

This is what I would do too, unless I had to go to 4chan to do it.

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 518302)
im not posting drunk i swear

I am. ;D

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 518261)
No way, GW. I would totally hunt out Tadeo's friends & say stuff. It's like my mission statement.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 518308)
This is what I would do too, unless I had to go to 4chan to do it.

Urgh, I would not go that far either. :x

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 01:55 AM

GW posts on 4chan

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 02:01 AM

GW defines 4chan.

If she was a dude.

Ladies into that shit are kinky hot.

Super kinky hot! :love

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2008 02:05 AM

Did someone speak of woman? My woman alarm went off!

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 02:05 AM

the only place I ever posted on was /v/, which made me have a foot fetish >:

I haven't been to 4chan in a whole week, I feel great!

Esuohlim Jan 3rd, 2008 02:07 AM

I haven't been to 4chan in a whole forever, and I'm getting my dick sucked by three girls right now so you go ahead and make of that what you want, fgts

Emu Jan 3rd, 2008 02:14 AM

milhouse, promise us you won't freak out like rongi :(

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 518321)
the only place I ever posted on was /v/, which made me have a foot fetish >:

I haven't been to 4chan in a whole week, I feel great!

hahahah you too huh

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 02:16 AM

Esuohlim is like the last of the oldtimers left. :(

Sam Jan 3rd, 2008 02:22 AM

UUUUUMMMMMMMM

Zomboid Jan 3rd, 2008 02:23 AM

WHAT?

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 02:24 AM

:lol

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 02:24 AM

HUH

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 02:25 AM

NUTSACK CHECK

CHECK ONE TWO

Esuohlim Jan 3rd, 2008 02:26 AM

NO, PUB'S RIGHT. I'M IT.

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 02:27 AM

...Like...

Sam Jan 3rd, 2008 02:28 AM

UUUMMMMM

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 02:28 AM

ArrowX is currently banned...right?

Guitar Woman Jan 3rd, 2008 02:30 AM

he says he wants to talk to you on AIM and he won't shut up about it so plz do it

for me

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 02:31 AM

Yes but I don't want to talk to him SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO BITE THE BULLET ON THIS ONE

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 02:34 AM

OK FINNE! SAM IS ALSO WHATEVER I SAID ESUOHLIM WAS! >:

Except he isn't really as long as he stays scared of wimmin. :rolleyes

executioneer Jan 3rd, 2008 02:36 AM

wth being scared of women exempts you from oldtime status

RIPOFF

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 02:37 AM

Im extremely confused

i need jaeger

Sam Jan 3rd, 2008 02:40 AM

Pub: Are you back on the horse?
Sam: are you referring to alchohol?
Pub: Hell no. I'm talking about the filliy that I never even saddled. Wimmin.
Sam: oh
Sam: no
Sam: booze is cheaper and easier
Pub: I know I've died & gone to cyberheaven when they invent internet-alcohol
Sam: internetcohol
Pub: porncohol
Sam: ALCHOPORN
Pub: PURFECT!
Sam: i love it
Sam: TRADEMARKD
Pub: If you got that on the market you would make loads of money in the 20 minutes it would take for hackers to pirate it.then you'd join the RIAA
Sam: and i could sue them
Sam: and make MORE
Pub: I can't think of a way to spend more than a billion dollars with out being silly & saying things like coloising the moon, feeding africa or paying the national debt.
Sam: BOOZE
Sam: seriously i would buy a brewery
Pub: With a billion you could BUY most of the decent distilleries in the world.
Sam: i know
Pub: I would be like a drunk Lex Luther
Sam: I would be like a drunk person who owned distileries
Sam: but was still very lonely
Pub: Lex Luther has a crush on Superman's lady & never gets laid. He is a very sad & angry man.
Sam: um Lex Luthor gets laid from Supergirl
Pub: Oh fucking hell, he deoes? I want to be him more than ever. :-(
Sam: she wears her little skirt and sits on his lap
Sam: i've seen it
Pub: Oh my gods, that is like the best thing to spend money on if I was him after all the alcohol
Sam: i know :-(
Pub: Alien ladies go all night.
Sam: ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE LEX LUTHOR

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code-Wheel Jones (Post 518356)
wth being scared of women exempts you from oldtime status

RIPOFF

It's why you & me never get the respect we really deserve. ;(

executioneer Jan 3rd, 2008 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevenfocer
Im extremely confused

i need jaeger

man he hasnt posted here in a uh a long time

Sethomas Jan 3rd, 2008 02:41 AM

Pub brings up fear of women?
He must have been reading my blog again.

Esuohlim Jan 3rd, 2008 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 518331)
milhouse, promise us you won't freak out like rongi :(

If I'm going to freak out about anything it's not going to be some internet message board on my computer screen.

I have other things to freak out about like an atheist afterlife consisting of complete nothingness for eternity, or shoveling the driveway tomorrow :(

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 518357)
Im extremely confused

i need jaeger

Now I'm certain you're talking about people you were never here for! :eek

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2008 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 518362)
Pub brings up fear of women?
He must have been reading my blog again.

& posting comments & not getting replies. >:

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 02:44 AM

Well I meant alcohol but yes I remember him too

Esuohlim Jan 3rd, 2008 02:46 AM

I love it when Willie takes posts into other contexts :(

I think I should start "pulling a Willie" once in a while :(

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2008 02:47 AM

Eric, are you absolutely sure about that IP check?


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