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Zomboid Jan 5th, 2008 01:25 AM

That story made me smile :)

Tadao Jan 5th, 2008 01:41 AM

I was asst manager for software etc at one point in my life. Like say... when Ultima Online came out. I know the people you speak of. They hang by the counter talking to me about shit I don't care about. At first it was fun because we had the same intrests, but it got old fast because that is all our relationship became.

On a side note. I haven't told you guys my situation. I'm online all day all night. I'm retiered/disabled now. I barely get out anymore. I just moved back to my folks because I can't work anymore and I'm only 37. I'm also in a city where there is absoluitley nothing to do.

Point is... If I post to much... sorry.

Chojin Jan 5th, 2008 01:47 AM

how did you become retired

how did we bring you TO THIS LOWLYYYYY STATE

Zomboid Jan 5th, 2008 01:50 AM

He mentioned crystal meth earlier, I think.

Chojin Jan 5th, 2008 01:57 AM

Chojin (AIM): ups delivered my extra 2 gigs of ram late so that they'd show up on my birthday
Chojin (AIM): i called the cat up to watch me open them and he wasn't even looking when I held it up for him
Chojin (AIM): so I declared "Well i know what i'm not getting YOU for christmas next year >:"
Chojin (AIM): this is what happens when I'm left alone for too long ;<

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 5th, 2008 01:58 AM

He was on it, or somethin'.

I had to see One Missed Call tonight. Who wrote that heap of shit. Wow, it was bad.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2008 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 519691)
He mentioned crystal meth earlier, I think.

Yeah, I did that for a whole year last year. I think I was trying to kill myself.

Basicly.. I have Ankylosing Spondylitis . My bones have been growing together over the cartalidge for the last 15ish years. Very painful. Didn't know I had it till 2 to 3 years ago. My whole lower back and hips are fused together. And my neck is starting to as well. So for the last 15 years I've been dribnking the pain away until I found out what was causing it. And then I went nuts and spent all my money and did a bunch of drugs not caring if tomorrow came.

But tomorrow keeps fucking coming.

Zomboid Jan 5th, 2008 02:10 AM

HEY YALLZ JOIN THE IMOCK CHAT ON AIM. ADD ZOMBOID2 AND I GIVE YOU THE HOOK UP!

executioneer Jan 5th, 2008 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 519703)
He was on it, or somethin'.

I had to see One Missed Call tonight. Who wrote that heap of shit. Wow, it was bad.

you should have tried harder not to see it, i could tell it was garbage just by the commercials

comhcinc Jan 5th, 2008 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 519710)
Basicly.. I have Ankylosing Spondylitis ..

sorry to hear that shit dude. is there any viable treatment? on the bright side that may be your ticket to getting yourself a monkey

Tadao Jan 5th, 2008 03:09 AM

I'm on Enbrel now which blocks my immune system in order to stop the fusing. But I've said toooooo much already.

I always wanted a trenchcoat full of trained attack gibbons.

bigtimecow Jan 5th, 2008 03:16 AM

i'm going to bed goodnight!

executioneer Jan 5th, 2008 04:52 AM

awww merged accounts! how am i gonna pretend to be a newb now :(

Tadao Jan 5th, 2008 05:33 AM

Yikes! You look like a mean motherf..

executioneer Jan 5th, 2008 05:54 AM

i'm really not though! ask anyone!

MarioRPG Jan 5th, 2008 09:21 AM

One Missed Call was bad? No way! I always thought that was a joke of a movie pitch...

Chojin Jan 5th, 2008 12:32 PM

guys i hate that ad we're running where the kids slowly lean in and make hearts from their faces

it's on like every god damn page

Emu Jan 5th, 2008 01:36 PM

When the hearts cover their faces they look like two guys :\

arg_zombies Jan 5th, 2008 03:56 PM

My firefox blocks all ads, apart from the game ones, I like playing them :)

RaNkeri Jan 5th, 2008 04:59 PM

Holy shit, willie's back :eek

RaNkeri Jan 5th, 2008 05:00 PM

Seriously, why do all the cool things happen when I'm not around? >:

Guitar Woman Jan 5th, 2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 519801)
guys i hate that ad we're running where the kids slowly lean in and make hearts from their faces

it's on like every god damn page

I mentioned that a while ago

the guy creeps me right the fuck out :<

PEDRO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

Chojin Jan 5th, 2008 07:03 PM

I was gonna post the link to the Delta Airlines page where it shows Emily's flight LIIIIIIVE but then I thought 'what if some creep tries to meet us at the airport' and I was all :eek

Tadao Jan 5th, 2008 07:35 PM

Airport scene : Hi, can I have my edit button back?

Guitar Woman Jan 5th, 2008 07:40 PM

oh, he already showed it to me

rest assured I'll be there and ready to discuss THAT INTERNET in no time buddy!

Pub Lover Jan 5th, 2008 08:22 PM

I'd have no problem with this thread being 'backed-up' or deleted.
I don't think that I target posts because they are by someone new, nor do I try and quote every 'Let's all get to know one another' post. I ignore many, I assure you & I actually like it when they are drawn in here & take up the Chat. A perfect example is Tadao who is currently one of my favourite posters.
I didn't realise that it was mostly me that was causing the problem in here. The whole point was that I wasn't causing problems in other threads, but hey, it's not my site.

What would have been good is if I had been told personally to tone it down or cut it out. That has worked in the past (not counting the couple of other times where it didn't ok? haha). After all, was the problem not here while I was away? A simple statement of "You've been away, we don't want you do do this kind of thing anymore." would have got me much closer to the new I-Mockery path.

Of course, no one but me is responsible for my behavior. ;)

Now, no more about that silly drama. :(

Chojin Jan 5th, 2008 11:33 PM

Honestly I don't think Pub is really a problem at all anymore? You just got caught up in the nonsense.

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 12:13 AM

Yeah, it was silly. Thanks Pub. If you are a guy I'd give you a reach around.

executioneer Jan 6th, 2008 12:28 AM

hahah the banner ad just went from "get free stuff emailed to you from ann coulter" to "singlemuslim.com dating service"

bigtimecow Jan 6th, 2008 01:34 AM

so guys, the food was made!


most of the ingredients


me cooking the chicken, i am a great chef with awesome skills


the first layer of bacon to go underneath the cheese (there was like 3 or 4 layers)


applying the barbecue chicken to the pizza


pillsbury breadsticks about to be cooooked


the pizza is almost done


it is done, and is probably the best looking barbecue chicken and bacon bacon bacon pizza i have ever had


the complete meal (actually, the cookies are missing :(). the drink was a v8 pina colado smoothie and the dessert (along with the cookies) was a bowl of blackberries and raspberries

yum yum yum :rock:rock:rock

Noodles Jan 6th, 2008 01:44 AM

Look delicious :)

PS: Now the ads want me to buy UGG boots :(

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 02:14 AM


Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 02:43 AM

Looks good! I forgot to tell you to do the fried cheese sticks with the bread sticks. Awsome Blossoms are always good too since you have a wok.

bigtimecow Jan 6th, 2008 04:29 AM

i do?

that's a pan

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 04:45 AM

never mind

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 09:08 AM

Those bread sticks look fuckin good.

MarioRPG Jan 6th, 2008 09:21 AM

I'm all hungry now :(

executioneer Jan 6th, 2008 09:30 AM

guys did you know that "boner" stabone is the son of chekov from star trek

cause i just found that out

RaNkeri Jan 6th, 2008 01:38 PM

Quote:


The UN recently announced a union with the comic book company, Marvel. Together, they aim to print a special comic that will see the superhero fight alongside UN aid workers and peacekeepers.
http://http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7172016.stm

:lol

Zomboid Jan 6th, 2008 01:43 PM

I wonder if they'll retcon the Saddam thing and have Punisher execute him instead.

Asila Jan 6th, 2008 02:19 PM

AIIIEE!
So how much shit does a person have to miss before they're considered completely fucking new again? Holy crap.
You can use a pan as a wok if you get the oil hot enough, just don't set your kitchen on fire not that I've done that.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 03:21 PM

BTC, that pizza looks really good. :yum

The only Adverts I get are for ringtones. Who is T-Pain anyway?

Quote:

Originally Posted by News
One little boy, however, dissented vociferously.

"I don't like any superheroes," he told the BBC. "I don't think they're real."

I don't think Jesus is real, but I still like him a bunch, Kid. >:


Anyone read Pratchett's Thud! yet? I'm finding parts of it a bit overly fanboy fanficish & I wonder if I'm really too old to be reading these books. :(

Oh and Tadao, I do the same thing with Vimes, making him much fatter in my head then the books ever claim him to be.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 03:21 PM

With all the sudden activity I have problems keeping up with the forums and I'm here at least once a day :<

GADZOOKS Jan 6th, 2008 04:00 PM

Great thread, I wish I thought of it!

Hey everyone, it's me. I'm back saying hi to the I-mockery Re-De-Sign. Wow I love the new color scheme, reminds me of Wendy's Hamburgers :fart

Anyway, I just wanted to put your mind at ease about me. I did not leave these forums because I had an angry attack (should be a better word for this) over one or two posters. I had a dire situation that I had to take care of.


(I'm the one in the hat)

I had to become coach, manager, and second father to a Tee-Ball team. You see, the only way I could get my father's inheritence (yes, like Juttin, I too am now Fatherless, remember Juttin! Ha!) is by taking this motley crew to the Tee-Ball championships. As you can see, they don't look like the athletic bunch (in fact, they stunk) but with a little grit and a whole lotta heart we made it to the big game. We lost the big game, but by that time I learned that the inhertance money isn't important and what is is teamwork. You can find my story on VHS or probably Youtube.

Well I gotta go, spring training is only a few months away and I have to cut the kid with glasses who will later join another team and prove me wrong. It's going to be rough :( I'm sure you can make some molestation jokes knowing this forum. I'll be sure to read them in 2009. Goodnight!

EDIT: And a big :lol about Rongi getting banned.

Sam Jan 6th, 2008 04:18 PM

I get it Gadzooks... I get it. :(

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 05:21 PM

I didn't like Thud!
Going Postal was great though. Can't wait to read The money one. I forget what it's called.

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 05:22 PM

Oh and Hi Asila I thought you bailed.

Neen Jan 6th, 2008 05:43 PM

The snows gone.... and it's been replaced with fog and soggy mud.

oh, joy.

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 06:04 PM

Can we get a seperate thread for n00dz?

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 06:10 PM

She's probably just arrowX trying to pull a GuitarWoman.

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520127)
I are not!! *spanks you*

stop spreading lies about me *smirk*

*reads posts*

*dies*

*not really*

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 06:13 PM

Yeah, just wait till my I'ms end up on the Pervert article.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 06:13 PM

Bright sunshine here. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by GW
With all the sudden activity I have problems keeping up with the forums and I'm here at least once a day :<

I only come here once a day. ;(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520120)
Going Postal was great though. Can't wait to read The money one. I forget what it's called.

I've only just read Postal, I liked it but I'm still surprised that a second Moist von Lipwig story is following so soon. We haven't seen Rincewind for too long. Also who the hell is Tiffany Aching, & why have not heard anyone tyalking about her?

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 520141)
She's probably just arrowX trying to pull a GuitarWoman.

i have no idea what that means, but i assure you i'm really a woman, and those stories are true. that does NOT mean i'm going to fuck anyone here, nor am i trying to persuade anyone to want to fuck me. those stories are just funny to me.

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 06:16 PM

Nah, girls don't use the internet. ArrowX does though... hmm... the plot thickens.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 520148)
Nah, girls don't use the internet. ArrowX does though... hmm... the plot thickens.

*repeating to self* i will NOT post pictures of my tits to prove i'm a chick

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 06:21 PM

Good. Sex perverts aren't allowed on the internet.

Besides I've already seen ArrowX's tits.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 520151)
Good. Sex perverts aren't allowed on the internet.

Besides I've already seen ArrowX's tits.

MINE ARE BETTER!!!!!

oops, sorry. was that out loud??

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 06:24 PM

No I think it was some kind of an internal monologue. What did you say?

Sam Jan 6th, 2008 06:34 PM

*USES ASTERIKS TO SHOW ACTIONS* :rolleyes

arg_zombies Jan 6th, 2008 06:38 PM

Ah, Tiffany Aching is from another set of Pratchett books with the little blue people in them ;)

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 06:38 PM

i said my boobs are teh bestest :)

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520161)
i said my boobs are teh bestest :)

PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN!

arg_zombies Jan 6th, 2008 06:45 PM

Is it me or is ED too sex fueled?

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 06:45 PM

The wee men from Lancre?

executioneer Jan 6th, 2008 06:57 PM

I'M SO GLAD THIS THREAD GOT BUMPED X_X

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520165)
PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN!


god damn it. can i at least be on this forum for a month before i have to show the goods?!?!?!

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520179)
god damn it. can i at least be on this forum for a month before i have to show the goods?!?!?!


Well, it does give us all something to look forward too...

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520182)
Well, it does give us all something to look forward too...

you get this for now. iz mah pj's.


Emu Jan 6th, 2008 07:12 PM

Erectile dysfunction is too sex fueled? :confused:

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520183)
you get this for now. iz mah pj's.



My name is George W. Bush and I approve of this message.

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arg_zombies (Post 520169)
Is it me or is ED too sex fueled?


I'm not allowed to be a perv?

MattJack Jan 6th, 2008 07:15 PM

Go to the chat room, quueerrrs.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 07:16 PM

hey i took one good picture. i wanted to share. i go NOWHERE!!!!

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520193)
I'm not allowed to be a perv?

It'll be a cold day in hell before we allow people like you to tarnish the Internet's reputation.

MattJack Jan 6th, 2008 07:18 PM

bitch shut up that ain't you an besides that girl has a straight dick in her pants

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 07:19 PM

that sure is me. check my myspace, you'll see.

*looks down pants*

no penis, sorry.

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 07:19 PM

Ohhh! Bitch got told!

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 07:20 PM

Have you checked your mouth? When I loose dicks they sometimes turn up there.

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 520201)
It'll be a cold day in hell before we allow people like you to tarnish the Internet's reputation.

They were making snowmen in hell last Thursday.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 520206)
Have you checked your mouth? When I loose dicks they sometimes turn up there.


all clear.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 07:28 PM

why the fuck did we unban this guy

Mockery did you do this

you're skating on some fucking thin ice, kid

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 07:40 PM

Ok, I really, really hope all these new kids get bored soon

I was prepared for faggotry but this is insane

Mockery Jan 6th, 2008 07:41 PM

ED, Chojin banned you for 24 hours. I suggest you heed the warning unless you want to be banned for longer, or permanently. One of the rules on this forum is that we don't allow pics containing nudity on it. Many people read this site from work and can get into some deep shit as a result of somebody like you posting porn.

Furthermore, don't start fights in the post your picture thread, this thread is for posting photos, not bickering about your 24-hour ban.

Emu Jan 6th, 2008 07:42 PM

it's time for the QUOTAPOST game

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 236153)
okay it was pretty funny i saw part of this earlier. when andrew daily says he found pot in the marajuana expert and he jsut smiles for a couple seconds then goes "Y-YOUR A LIAR"


MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cliff Steele (Post 421471)
oh man :( . the worst is being ignored by g-g-g-irls

:chatter

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520224)
Ok, I really, really hope all these new kids get bored soon

I was prepared for faggotry but this is insane

:lol

But seriously, I find myself over & over almost saying "Take this shit to the Chatroom! >:" Because I totally don't want to see it fucking up every other damn thread.
I've said it before & I'll say it again, this thread should be a bootcamp for the new idiots.

Of course, the new non-idiots can post in here too. I don't want to be exclusive or anything. :lol

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 07:50 PM

i might fall into the idiot category only because i always allow myself to get drawn into bullshit. happen on the last forum i was on, cause i just can't walk away when someone is being a dick.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 07:51 PM

I WASN'T COUNTING PRETTY GIRLS

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 07:55 PM

GW, you know you're the prettiest girl here. :love

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 08:05 PM

Besides, I've already uncovered the truth that dirtyXxwhoreXx is just arrowX trying to emulate Guitar Woman's "success".

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 520244)
Besides, I've already uncovered the truth that dirtyXxwhoreXx is just arrowX trying to emulate Guitar Woman's "success".

*sigh*

seriously?? let it go. i'm not trying to copy anyone. and i am a chick. do i need to take a pic right now holding up a fucking sign that says "hey MetalMilitia, see these!?!?" with an arrow pointing to my tits? don't make me do it.

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520245)
*sigh*

seriously?? let it go. i'm not trying to copy anyone. and i am a chick. do i need to take a pic right now holding up a fucking sign that says "hey MetalMilitia, see these!?!?" with an arrow pointing to my tits? don't make me do it.

Do it!

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 08:09 PM

Actually, the standard procedure for female posters is a sign that states "I'm a hot chick and I love Jixby Philips"

Emu Jan 6th, 2008 08:09 PM

you're probably not gonna stick around long, are you :\

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 08:09 PM

I DID IT, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 520226)
ED, Chojin banned you for 24 hours. I suggest you heed the warning unless you want to be banned for longer, or permanently. One of the rules on this forum is that we don't allow pics containing nudity on it. Many people read this site from work and can get into some deep shit as a result of somebody like you posting porn.

Furthermore, don't start fights in the post your picture thread, this thread is for posting photos, not bickering about your 24-hour ban.

First off, I apologized to her.

Second off, I re-read the rules when I got banned so I have a better sense of things now.

Third off, he/she/it was starting with me. I'm not going to back down just because they've been here longer.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 520249)
you're probably not gonna stick around long, are you :\

who, me?? i could care less about those assholes. it's fun for me to fuck with them. and i'm no quitter, dammitt.

oh, and it's obvious that ED and MM both are pervs and just looking to see tits. i'm not that dumb. besides, they need to know the following --

you can't accuse someone (read: a girl) of having a penis if you don't have one yourself.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 08:13 PM

while I agree that Evil Dead is an obnoxious faggot, Metal Militia's just funning with you.

It's how this forum works. It's a lot better if you think of it as one big joke!

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:13 PM

I never accused you of having or not having one.

I'm just encouraging debauchery. Thats all.


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